No. 3 The Adventure of the Yellow Face by Arthur Conan Doyle
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The Yellow Face

by Arthur Conan Doyle

[In publishing these short sketches based upon_the numerous cases in_which my companion's singular gifts have_made us the listeners to, and eventually the actors in, some strange drama, it_is only natural that i_should dwell rather upon his successes than upon his failures .And this not so_much for_the sake of_his reputations--for, indeed, it_was when he_was at his wits' end that his energy and_his versatility were most admirable--but because where he failed it happened too often that no one else succeeded, and that_the tale was left forever without aconclusion .Now and again, however, it chanced that even when he erred, the truth was still discovered . I_have noted of some half-dozen cases of_the kind the Adventure of_the Musgrave Ritual and_that which I_am about to recount are the two which present the strongest features of interest .]

Sherlock Holmes was aman who seldom took exercise for exercise's sake .Few men were capable of greater muscular effort, and he_was undoubtedly one_of_the finest boxers of_his weight that I_have ever seen; but he looked upon aimless bodily exertion as awaste of energy, and he seldom bestirred himself save when there_was some professional object to_be served .Then he_was absolutely untiring and indefatigable .That he_should_have kept himself in training under such circumstances is remarkable, but his diet was usually of_the sparest, and_his habits were simple to_the verge of austerity .Save for_the occasional use of cocaine, he had no vices, and he only turned to_the drug as aprotest against the monotony of existence when cases were scanty and_the papers uninteresting .

One day in early spring he had so fare relaxed as_to go for awalk with me in_the Park, where the first faint shoots of green were breaking out upon_the elms, and_the sticky spear-heads of_the chestnuts were just beginning to burst into their five-fold leaves .For two hours we rambled about together, in silence for_the most part, as befits two men who_know each_other intimately . it_was nearly five before we were back in Baker Street once more .

"Beg pardon, sir," said our page-boy, as he opened the door ."There's been agentleman here asking for_you, sir ."

Holmes glanced reproachfully at me ." so_much for afternoon walks ! " said he ." has_this gentleman gone, then ? "

"Yes, sir ."

"Didn't you ask him in ? "

"Yes, sir; he_came in ."

"How long did he wait ? "

"Half an hour, sir . he_was avery restless gentleman, sir, a-walkin' and a-stampin' all the time he_was here . i_was waitin' outside the door, sir, and I_could hear him .At last he out into_the passage, and he cries, ' is_that man never goin' to_come ? ' Those were his very words, sir .'You'll only need to wait alittle longer,' says I .'Then I'll wait in_the open air, for I_feel half choked,' says he .'I'll be back before long .' And with_that he ups and he outs, and all I could_say wouldn't hold him back ."

"Well, well, you_did you best," said Holmes, as_we walked into our room ."It's very annoying, though, Watson . i_was badly in need of acase, and this looks, from_the man's impatience, as_if it were of importance .Hullo ! That's not your pipe on_the table . he_must_have left his behind him .anice old brier with agood long stem of what the tobacconists call amber .I wonder how_many real amber mouthpieces there_are in London ? Some people think that afly in it_is asign .Well, he_must_have been disturbed in_his mind to leave apipe behind him which he evidently values highly ."

"How do_you_know that he values it highly ? " I asked .

"Well, i_should put the original cost of_the pipe at seven and sixpence .Now it has, you_see, been twice mended, once in_the wooden stem and once in_the amber .Each of_these mends, done, as_you observe, with silver bands, must_have cost more than_the pipe did originally .The man must value the pipe highly when he prefers to patch it up rather than buy anew one with_the same money ."

"Anything else ? " I asked, for Holmes was turning the pipe about in_his hand, and staring at it in_his peculiar pensive way .

He held it up and tapped on_it with_his long, thin fore-finger, as aprofessor might who was lecturing on abone .

"Pipes are occasionally of extraordinary interest," said he ."Nothing has more individuality, save perhaps watches and bootlaces .The indications here, however, are neither very marked nor very_important .The owner is obviously amuscular man, left-handed, with an excellent set of teeth, careless in_his habits, and with no need to practise economy ."

My friend threw out the information in avery offhand way, but I_saw that he cocked his eye at me to_see if I had followed his reasoning .

" you_think aman must_be well-to-do if he smokes aseven-shilling pipe," said I .

" this_is Grosvenor mixture at eightpence an ounce," Holmes answered, knocking alittle out on_his palm ."As he might get an excellent smoke for half the price, he has no need to practise economy ."

" and_the other points ? "

"He has_been in_the habit of lighting his pipe at lamps and gas-jets .You can_see that_it_is quite charred all down one side . of_course amatch could_not have_done that .Why should aman hold amatch to_the side of_his pipe ? But you_cannot light it at alamp without getting the bowl charred .And it_is all on_the right side of_the pipe . from_that I gather that he_is aleft-handed man .You hold your own pipe to_the lamp, and_see how naturally you, being right-handed, hold the left side to_the flame . you_might do_it once the other way, but not as aconstancy .This has always been held so .Then he has bitten through his amber .It takes amuscular, energetic fellow, and one with agood set of teeth, to do_that .But if I_am not mistaken I hear him upon_the stair, so we_shall_have something more interesting than his pipe to study ."

An instant later our door opened, and atall young man entered the room . he_was well but quietly dressed in adark-grey suit, and carried abrown wide-awake in_his hand . i_should_have put him at about thirty, though he_was really some_years older .

"I beg your pardon," said he, with some embarrassment; "I suppose i_should_have knocked .Yes, of_course i_should_have knocked .The fact is_that I_am alittle upset, and you_must put it all down to_that ." He passed his hand over his forehead like aman who_is half dazed, and then fell rather than sat down upon achair .

" I_can_see that you_have_not slept for anight or two," said Holmes, in_his easy, genial way ."That tries aman's nerves more than work, and more even than pleasure .May I ask how I_can help_you ? "

" i_wanted your advice, sir .I don't know what to_do and my whole life seems to have_gone to pieces ."

"You wish to employ me as aconsulting detective ? "

"Not that only . i_want your opinion as ajudicious man--as aman of_the world . i_want to_know what I ought to_do next . I_hope to God you'll be_able to_tell me ."

He spoke in little, sharp, jerky outbursts, and it seemed to_me that to_speak at all was very painful to him, and_that his will all through was overriding his inclinations .

"It's avery delicate thing," said he ."One does_not like to_speak of one's domestic affairs to strangers .It seems dreadful to discuss the conduct of one's wife with two men whom I_have never seen before .It's horrible to_have to_do_it .But I've got to_the end of_my tether, and I_must_have advice ."

"My dear_Mr Grant Munro--" began Holmes .

Our visitor sprang from_his char ."What ! " he cried, " you_know my mane ? "

" if_you_wish to preserve your incognito,' said Holmes, smiling, " i_would suggest_that you cease to write your_name upon_the lining of your hat, or else that you turn the crown towards the person whom you_are addressing . i_was about to_say that my friend and I_have listened to a good_many strange secrets in_this room, and_that we_have_had the good fortune to bring peace to many troubled souls .I trust that we_may do


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