stare At poor old Mr Joker ? You're quite as stiff And prim as
'd eaten up
poker ! "
"Be quiet, sir ! " said the Princess
"Can't
these are strangers, and
treated with respect ? "
"Well, that's respect, I expect," declared the Clown, and immediately stood upon his head

"Don't mind Mr Joker," said the Princess to Dorothy
"
considerably cracked
head,
makes him foolish
"
"Oh, I don't mind him
bit," said Dorothy
"But
so beautiful," she continued, "that
love you dearly
Won't you let me carry you back to Kansas, and stand you on Aunt Em's mantel ?
carry you in my basket
"
"
make me very unhappy," answered the china Princess
"
, here
country we live contentedly, and can talk and move around
please
But whenever any of us are taken away our joints at once stiffen, and
only stand straight and look pretty
all
expected of us when
on mantels and cabinets and drawing-room tables, but our lives are much pleasanter here
own country
"
"
make you unhappy for all the world ! " exclaimed Dorothy
"So I'll just say good-bye
"
"Good-bye," replied the Princess

They walked carefully
china country
The little animals and all the people scampered out
way, fearing the strangers would break them, and after an hour or so the travelers reached the other side
country and came to another china wall

not so high
first, however, and by standing
Lion's back they all managed to scramble
top
Then the Lion gathered his legs under him and jumped
wall; but just as he jumped, he upset
china church
tail and smashed it all to pieces

"That was too bad," said Dorothy, "but really
we were lucky in not doing these little people more harm than breaking
cow's leg and
church
all so brittle ! "
"
, indeed," said the Scarecrow, "and
thankful
made of straw and
easily damaged
worse things
than being
Scarecrow
"
21
The Lion Becomes the King of Beasts
After climbing down
china wall the travelers found themselves in
disagreeable country, full of bogs and marshes and covered with tall, rank grass
difficult to walk without falling into muddy holes,
grass was so thick
hid them from sight
However, by carefully picking their way, they got safely along until they reached solid ground
But here the country seemed wilder than ever, and after
long and tiresome walk
underbrush they entered another forest, where the trees were bigger and older than any they had ever seen

"This forest is perfectly delightful," declared the Lion, looking around him with joy
"Never have I seen
more beautiful place
"
"It seems gloomy," said the Scarecrow

"Not
bit of it," answered the Lion
"
like to live here all my life
See how soft the dried leaves are under your feet and how rich and green the moss
clings
old trees
Surely no wild beast could wish
pleasanter home
"
"Perhaps
wild beasts
forest now," said Dorothy

"I suppose
," returned the Lion, "but
any
about
"
They walked
forest until it became too dark
any farther
Dorothy and Toto
Lion lay down to sleep, while the Woodman
Scarecrow kept watch over them as usual

When morning came, they started again
had gone far they heard
low rumble, as
growling of many wild animals
Toto whimpered
little, but
others was frightened,
kept along the well-trodden path until they came to an opening
wood,
were gathered hundreds of beasts of every variety
There were tigers and elephants and bears and wolves and foxes and all the others
natural history, and for
moment Dorothy was afraid
But the Lion explained
animals were holding
meeting, and he judged by their snarling and growling
were in great trouble

As he spoke several
beasts caught sight of him, and at once the great assemblage hushed
by magic
The biggest
tigers came
Lion and bowed, saying:
"Welcome, O King of Beasts !
come in
to fight our enemy and bring peace to all the animals
forest once more
"
"
your trouble ? " asked the Lion quietly

"
all threatened," answered the tiger, "by
fierce enemy
lately come
forest
most tremendous monster, like
great spider, with
body as big as an elephant and legs as long as
tree trunk
It has eight
long legs, and
monster crawls
forest he seizes an animal with
leg and drags it
mouth, where he eats it as
spider does
fly
Not one of us is safe while this fierce creature is alive, and we had called
meeting to decide how
care of ourselves
came among us
"
The Lion thought for
moment

"Are there
lions
forest ? " he asked

"No; there were some, but the monster has eaten them all
And, besides, they were
nearly so large and brave
"
"If I put an end to your enemy,
bow down
and obey me as King
Forest ? " inquired the Lion

"
gladly," returned the tiger; and all the other beasts roared with
mighty roar: "
! "
"Where
great spider of yours now ? " asked the Lion

"Yonder,
oak trees," said the tiger, pointing
forefoot

"Take good care
friends
," said the Lion, "
go at once to fight the monster
"
He bade his comrades good-bye and marched proudly away
battle
enemy

The great spider was lying asleep
Lion found him, and it looked so ugly that its foe turned up his nose in disgust
Its legs were quite as long
tiger had said, and its body covered with coarse black hair
It had
great mouth, with
row of sharp teeth
foot long; but its head was joined
pudgy body by
neck as slender as
wasp's waist
This gave the Lion
hint
best way to attack the creature, and as
easier to fight it asleep than awake,
great spring and landed directly
monster's back
Then, with one blow
heavy paw, all armed with sharp claws, he knocked the spider's head from its body
Jumping down, he watched it until the long legs stopped wiggling, when
quite dead

The Lion went back
opening where the beasts
forest were waiting for him and said proudly:
"
fear your enemy no longer
"
Then the beasts bowed down
Lion as their King, and he promised
back and rule over them
Dorothy was safely on her way to Kansas

22
The Country
Quadlings
The four travelers passed
rest
forest in safety, and
came out from its gloom saw before them
steep hill, covered from top to bottom with great pieces of rock

"
hard climb," said the Scarecrow, "but
get over the hill, nevertheless
"
So he led the way
others followed
They had nearly reached the first rock
heard
rough voice cry out, "Keep back ! "
"Who
? " asked the Scarecrow

Then
head showed itself over the rock
same voice said, "This hill belongs
, and we don't allow anyone to cross it
"
"But
cross it," said the Scarecrow
"We're going
country
Quadlings
"
"But you
! " replied the voice, and there stepped from behind the rock the strangest man the travelers had ever seen

quite short and stout and had
big head,
flat
top and supported by
thick neck full of wrinkles
But he had no arms at all, and, seeing this, the Scarecrow
fear that so helpless
creature could prevent them from climbing the hill
So
, "I'm sorry not
wish, but
pass over your hill whether you like it or not," and he walked boldly forward

As quick as lightning the man's head shot forward
neck stretched out until the top
head, where
flat, struck the Scarecrow
middle and sent him tumbling, over and over, down the hill
Almost as quickly as it came the head went back
body,
man laughed harshly as
, "It isn't as easy as
! "
chorus of boisterous laughter came
other rocks, and Dorothy saw hundreds
armless Hammer-Heads
hillside, one behind every rock

The Lion became quite angry
laughter caused
Scarecrow's mishap, and giving
loud roar that echoed like thunder, he dashed up the hill

Again
head shot swiftly out,
great Lion went rolling down the hill
he
struck by
cannon ball

Dorothy ran down and helped the Scarecrow
feet,
Lion came
her, feeling rather bruised and sore, and said, "
useless to fight people with shooting heads; no one can withstand them
"
"What can
, then ? " she asked

"Call the Winged Monkeys," suggested the Tin Woodman
"
still the right to command them once more
"
"
," she answered, and putting
Golden Cap she uttered the magic words
The Monkeys were as prompt as ever, and in
the entire band stood before her

"
your commands ? " inquired the King
Monkeys, bowing low

"Carry us over the hill
country
Quadlings," answered the girl

"It shall
," said the King, and at once the Winged Monkeys caught the four travelers and Toto up in their arms and flew away