Von Kempelen and his Discovery by Edgar Allan Poe
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Von Kempelen and_his Discovery

by Edgar Allan Poe

after_the very minute and elaborate paper by Arago, to_say nothing of_the summary in 'Silliman's Journal,' with_the detailed statement just published by Lieutenant Maury, it_will_not_be supposed, of_course, that in offering afew hurried remarks in reference to Von Kempelen's discovery, I_have any design to look at_the subject in ascientific point of view .My object is simply, in_the first place, to_say afew words of Von Kempelen himself ( with_whom, some_years_ago, I had the honor of aslight personal acquaintance), since every thing which concerns him must necessarily, at_this moment, be of interest; and, in_the second place, to look in ageneral way, and speculatively, at_the results of_the discovery .

It may_be as_well, however, to premise the cursory observations which I_have to offer, by denying, very decidedly, what seems_to_be ageneral impression (gleaned, as usual in acase of_this kind, from_the newspapers), viz .: that_this discovery, astounding as it unquestionably is, is unanticipated .

By reference to_the 'Diary of Sir Humphrey Davy' (Cottle and Munroe, London, pp .150), it_will_be seen at pp .53 and 82, that_this illustrious chemist had not_only conceived the idea now in_question, but had actually made no inconsiderable progress, experimentally, in_the very identical analysis now so triumphantly brought to an issue by Von Kempelen, who although he makes not the slightest allusion to_it, is, without doubt ( I_say it unhesitatingly, and can prove it, if required), indebted to_the 'Diary' for at_least the first hint of_his own undertaking .

The paragraph from_the 'Courier and Enquirer,' which_is now going the rounds of_the press, and which purports to claim the invention for aMr Kissam, of Brunswick, Maine, appears to_me, I confess, alittle apocryphal, for several reasons; although there_is nothing either impossible or very improbable in_the statement made . I_need not go into details .My opinion of_the paragraph is founded principally upon its manner .It does_not look true .Persons who_are narrating facts, are seldom so particular as Mr Kissam seems_to_be, about day and date and precise location .Besides, if Mr Kissam actually did come upon_the discovery he_says he_did, at_the period designated -- nearly eight years_ago -- how happens it that he_took no steps, on_the instant, to reap the immense benefits which the merest bumpkin must_have known would_have resulted to him individually, if_not to_the world at large, from_the discovery ? It seems to_me quite incredible that any man of common understanding could_have discovered what Mr Kissam says he_did, and yet have subsequently acted so like ababy -- so like an owl -- as Mr Kissam admits that he_did .By-the-way, who_is Mr Kissam ? and is_not the whole paragraph in_the 'Courier and Enquirer' afabrication got up_to 'make atalk' ? It must_be confessed that_it has an amazingly moon-hoaxy-air .Very little dependence is_to_be placed upon it, in my humble opinion; and if I were_not well aware, from experience, how very easily men of science are mystified, on points out of_their usual range of inquiry, i_should_be profoundly astonished at finding so eminent achemist as Professor Draper, discussing Mr Kissam's (or is_it Mr Quizzem's ? ) pretensions to_the discovery, in so serious atone .

But to return to_the 'Diary' of Sir Humphrey Davy .This pamphlet was not designed for_the public eye, even upon_the decease of_the writer, as any person at all conversant with authorship may satisfy himself at once by_the slightest inspection of_the style .At page 13, for example, near the middle, we read, in reference to_his researches about_the protoxide of azote: 'In less_than half aminute the respiration being continued, diminished gradually and were succeeded by analogous to gentle pressure on all the muscles .' that_the respiration was not 'diminished,' is not_only clear by_the subsequent context, but by_the use of_the plural, 'were .' The sentence, no_doubt, was thus intended: 'In less_than half aminute, the respiration [being continued, these feelings] diminished gradually, and were succeeded by [a sensation] analogous to gentle pressure on all the muscles .' ahundred similar instances go to show that_the MS .so inconsiderately published, was merely arough note-book, meant only for_the writer's own eye, but an inspection of_the pamphlet will convince almost any thinking person of_the truth of_my suggestion .The fact is, Sir Humphrey Davy was about_the last man in_the_world to commit himself on scientific topics . not_only had he amore than ordinary dislike to quackery, but he_was morbidly afraid of appearing empirical; so_that, however fully he_might_have_been convinced that he_was on_the right track in_the matter now in_question, he_would never have spoken out, until he had every thing ready for_the most practical demonstration .I verily believe that his last moments would_have_been rendered wretched, could he have suspected that his wishes in regard to burning this 'Diary' (full of crude speculations) would_have_been unattended to; as, it seems, they were . I_say 'his wishes,' for_that he meant to include this note-book among_the miscellaneous papers directed ' to_be burnt,' i_think there can_be no manner of doubt .Whether it escaped the flames by good fortune or by bad, yet remains to_be seen . that_the passages quoted above, with_the other similar ones referred to, gave Von Kempelen the hint, I_do_not in_the slightest degree question; but I repeat, it yet remains to_be seen whether this momentous discovery itself (momentous under any circumstances) will_be of service or disservice to mankind at large .That Von Kempelen and_his immediate friends will reap arich harvest, it would_be folly to doubt for amoment . they_will scarcely be so weak as not to 'realize,' in_time, by large purchases of houses and land, with other property of intrinsic value .

in_the brief account of Von Kempelen which appeared in_the 'Home Journal,' and has since been extensively copied, several misapprehensions of_the German original seem to_have_been made by_the translator, who professes to_have taken the passage from alate number of_the Presburg 'Schnellpost .' 'Viele' has evidently been misconceived (as it often is), and what the translator renders by 'sorrows,' is probably 'lieden,' which, in its true version, 'sufferings,' would give atotally different complexion to_the whole account; but, of_course, much of this_is merely guess, on my part .

Von Kempelen, however, is by no means 'a misanthrope,' in appearance, at_least, whatever he_may_be in_fact .My acquaintance with_him was casual altogether; and I_am scarcely warranted in saying that I_know him at all; but to_have seen and conversed with aman of so prodigious anotoriety as he has attained, or will attain in_a_few_days, is_not asmall matter, as times go .

'The Literary World' speaks of him, confidently, as anative of Presburg (misled, perhaps, by_the account in 'The Home Journal') but I_am pleased in being able to state positively, since I_have it from_his own lips, that he_was born in Utica, in_the State of New York, although both his parents, I believe, are of Presburg descent .The family is connected, in some way, with Maelzel, of Automaton-chess-player memory .In person, he_is short and stout, with large, fat, blue eyes, sandy hair and whiskers, awide but pleasing mouth, fine teeth, and i_think aRoman nose . there_is some defect in one of_his feet .His address is frank, and_his whole manner noticeable for bonhomie .Altogether, he looks, speaks, and acts as little like 'a misanthrope' as any man I ever saw .We were fellow-sojouners for aweek about six years_ago, at Earl's Hotel, in Providence, Rhode Island; and I presume that I conversed with_him, at various times, for some three or four hours altogether .His principal topics were those of_the day, and nothing that fell from_him led me to suspect his scientific attainments .He left the hotel before me, intending to_go to New York, and thence to Bremen; it_was in_the latter city that his great discovery was first made public; or, rather, it_was there that he_was first suspected of having made it . this_is about all that I personally know of_the now immortal Von Kempelen; but I_have thought that even these few details would_have interest for_the public .

There can_be little question that most of_the marvellous rumors afloat about_this affair are pure inventions, entitled to about as_much credit as_the story of Aladdin's lamp; and yet, in acase of_this kind, as in_the case of_the discoveries in California, it_is clear that_the truth may_be stranger than fiction .The following anecdote, at_least, is so_well authenticated, that we_may receive it implicitly .

Von Kempelen had never been even tolerably well off during his residence at Bremen; and often, it_was well known, he had_been put to extreme shifts in_order to raise trifling sums . when_the great excitement occurred about_the forgery on_the house of Gutsmuth & Co ., suspicion was directed toward Von Kempelen, on account of_his having purchased aconsiderable property in Gasperitch Lane, and_his refusing, when questioned, to explain how he became possessed of_the purchase money . he_was at_length arrested, but nothing decisive appearing against him, was in_the end set at liberty .The police, however, kept astrict watch upon his movements, and thus discovered that he left home frequently, taking always the same road, and invariably giving his watchers the slip in_the neighborhood of_that labyrinth of narrow and crooked passages known by_the flash name of_the 'Dondergat .' Finally, by dint of great perseverance, they traced him to agarret in an old house of seven stories, in an alley called Flatzplatz, -- and, coming upon him suddenly, found him, as_they imagined, in_the midst of_his counterfeiting operations .His agitation is represented as so excessive that_the officers had_not the slightest doubt of_his guilt .After hand-cuffing him, they searched his room, or rather rooms, for_it appears he occupied all the mansarde .

Opening into_the garret where they caught him, was acloset, ten feet by eight, fitted up with some chemical apparatus, of_which the object has_not_yet_been ascertained .In one corner


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