" She looked as harmless and innocent as
basket of peaches as she said it, and never the suspicion of
smile deepened the dimple
cheek toward him
The smile was glowing cheerfully away inside, though
feel it, if he
it, and he laughed aloud

"Your crowd rather got the better of us there," he admitted
keen appreciation of one still quite close to college days

"
, the mater is furious, but I rather look
as
lark
"
She thawed like an April icicle

"It's perfectly jolly," she laughed
"Awfully selfish of us, too,
, but such loads of fun
"
They were close
Tutt House now, and her limp, that had entirely disappeared
emerged
woods, now became quite perceptible
people looking
windows, though
hard
why that should affect
limp

Ralph was delighted
that
thaw had set in, and
one more attempt to establish
proxy acquaintance

"You don't happen
Peyson Kingsley, of Philadelphia,
? "
"I'm afraid I don't," she replied
"
so few Philadelphia people,
" She was rather regretful
He really was
clever sort of
fellow,
smile

The center window
second floor
Tutt House swung open, its little squares of glass flashing jubilantly
sunlight
Mrs Ellsworth leaned out over the sill,
quaint old sitting-room
Van Kamp apartments !
"Oh, Ralph ! " she called in her most dulcet tones
"Kindly excuse yourself and come right on
our suite for
! "
VI
nearly so easy
practical joke
perpetrate one
Evelyn was sitting thoughtfully
porch when her father and mother returned
Mrs Ellsworth was sitting
center window above, placidly looking out
Her eyes swept carelessly over the Van Kamps, and unconcernedly passed on
rest
landscape

Mrs Van Kamp gasped and clutched the arm of her husband
no need
He, too, had seen the apparition
Evelyn now,
first time, saw the real humor
situation
She smiled as she thought of Ralph
She owed him one, but she never worried about her debts
She always managed
them paid, principal and interest

Mr Van Kamp suddenly glowered and strode
Tutt House
Uncle Billy met him
door, reflectively chewing
straw, and handed him an envelope
Mr Van Kamp tore it open and drew out
note
Three five-dollar bills came out with it and fluttered
porch floor
This missive confronted him:
MR
J
BELMONT VAN KAMP,
:
to notify you that
rented the entire Tutt House
ensuing week, and am compelled to assume possession
three second-floor front rooms
Herewith
enclosing the fifteen dollars you paid to secure the suite
quite welcome
use, as my guest,
small room over the kitchen
your luggage
room
Regretting any inconvenience
transaction may cause you,
,
Yours respectfully, EDWARD EASTMAN ELLSWORTH

Mr Van Kamp passed the note
wife and sat down or
large chair
glad
chair was comfortable and roomy
Evelyn picked up the bills and tucked them into her waist
She never overlooked any of her perquisites
Mrs Van Kamp read the note,
tip of her nose became white
She also sat down, but she
first
her voice

"Atrocious ! " she exclaimed
"Atrocious ! Simply atrocious, Belmont
house of public entertainment
't turn us out
high-minded manner ! Isn't there
law or something
effect ? "
"It wouldn't matter if
," he thoughtfully replied
"This fellow Ellsworth
too clever
caught
say
house was not
hotel but
private residence during the period
he has rented it
"
Personally, he rather admired Ellsworth
Seemed
resourceful sort of chap who knew how
money behave itself, and do its little tricks without balking
harness

"Then
him take down the sign ! " his wife declared

He shook his head decidedly

"It wouldn't do, Belle," he replied
"It
spite, not retaliation, and not at all sportsmanlike
The course you suggest would belittle us more than it would annoy them
some other way
"
He went in
with Uncle Billy

"
this place," he stated
"
for sale ? "
"It sartin is ! " replied Uncle Billy
merely twinkle
He grinned

"
? "
"Three thousand dollars
" Mr Tutt was used to charging
, and he betrayed no hesitation

"I'll write you out
check at once," and Mr Van Kamp reached
pocket
reflection
spot, after all, was an ideal one for
quiet summer retreat

"Air you a-goin' t' scribble that there three thou-san' on
piece o' paper ? " inquired Uncle Billy, sitting bolt upright
"Ef you air a-figgerin'
, Mr Kamp, jis' you save yore time
man four dollars fer one o' them check things oncet, an' I owe myself them four dollars yit
"
Mr Van Kamp retired in disorder, but the thought
wife and daughter waiting confidently
porch stopped him
Moreover, the thing had resolved itself rather into
contest between Ellsworth and himself, and he had done
little making and breaking of men and things
own time
some gatling-gun thinking out
newel-post, and presently rejoined Uncle Billy

" Mr Tutt, tell me just exactly what Mr Ellsworth rented, please," he requested

"Th' hull house," replied Billy, and then he somewhat sternly added: "Paid me spot cash fer it, too
"
Mr Van Kamp took
wad of loose bills
trousers pocket, straightened them out leisurely, and placed them
bill book, along with some smooth yellowbacks of eye-bulging denominations
Uncle Billy sat up and stopped twiddling his thumbs

"Nothing was said
furniture, was there ? " suavely inquired Van Kamp

Uncle Billy leaned blankly back
chair
Little by little the light dawned
ex-horse-trader
The crow's feet reappeared about his eyes, his mouth twitched, he smiled, he grinned, then he slapped his thigh and haw-hawed

"No ! " roared Uncle Billy
"No, there wasn't, by gum ! "
"Nothing but the house ? "
"His very own words ! " chuckled Uncle Billy
"'Jis' th' mere house,' says he, an' he gits it

bargain's
bargain, an' I allus stick to one I make
"
"
furniture
week ? "
"Fifty dollars ! " Mr Tutt knew how
business
kind of people now, you bet

Mr Van Kamp promptly counted out the money

"Drat it ! " commented Uncle Billy to himself
"
'a' got more ! "
"Now where can
ourselves comfortable
furniture ? "
Uncle Billy chirked up
All was not yet lost

"Waal," he reflectively drawled, "there's th' new barn
It hain't been used for nothin' yit, senct I built it two
I jis' hadn't th' heart t' put th' critters
as long as th' ole one stood up
"
The other smiled
flashlight on Uncle Billy's character,
went out to look
barn

VII
Uncle Billy came back
"Tutt House Annex," as Mr Van Kamp dubbed the barn, with enough more money
him love all the world until he got used to having it
Uncle Billy belongs to
large family

Mr Van Kamp joined the women
porch, and explained the attractively novel situation
They were chatting gaily
Ellsworths came down the stairs
Mr Ellsworth paused for
moment to exchange
word with Uncle Billy

" Mr Tutt," said he, laughing, "
go for
bit of exercise
guarantee us the possession
rooms when we come back ? "
"Yes sir-ree ! " Uncle Billy assured him
"They shan't nobody take them rooms away
fer money, marbles, ner chalk

bargain's
bargain, an' I allus stick to one I make," and he virtuously took
chew of tobacco while he inspected the afternoon sky with
clear conscience

"
splendid autumn leaves to decorate our cozy apartments," Mrs Ellsworth told her husband
passed in hearing
Van Kamps
"
those oldtime rag rugs are the most oddly decorative effects that
ever seen
so rich in color and so exquisitely blended
"
There were reasons why this poisoned arrow failed to rankle, but the Van Kamps
trouble to explain
They were waiting for Ralph
out and join his parents
Ralph, it seemed, however, had decided not
walk
He had already fatigued himself, he had explained,
mother had favored him with
significant look
readily believe him, she had assured him, and had then left him in scorn

The Van Kamps went out to consider the arrangement
barn
Evelyn returned first and came out
porch
handkerchief
not there, but Ralph was
She was
surprised
him, and she intimated

"It's dreadfully damp
woods," he explained
"