Bargain Day at Tutt House by George Randolph Chester
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She looked as harmless and innocent as abasket of peaches as she said it, and never the suspicion of asmile deepened the dimple in_the cheek toward him .The smile was glowing cheerfully away inside, though . he_could feel it, if he could_not_see it, and he laughed aloud .

"Your crowd rather got the better of us there," he admitted with_the keen appreciation of one still quite close to college days .

" of_course, the mater is furious, but I rather look on_it as alark ."

She thawed like an April icicle .

"It's perfectly jolly," she laughed with_him ."Awfully selfish of us, too, I_know, but such loads of fun ."

They were close to_the Tutt House now, and her limp, that had entirely disappeared as_they emerged from_the woods, now became quite perceptible . there_might_be people looking out_of_the windows, though it_is hard to_see why that should affect alimp .

Ralph was delighted to_find that athaw had set in, and he_made one more attempt to establish at_least aproxy acquaintance .

"You don't happen to_know Peyson Kingsley, of Philadelphia, do_you ? "

"I'm afraid I don't," she replied ." I_know so few Philadelphia people, you_see ." She was rather regretful about_it this_time .He really was aclever sort of afellow, in_spite of_that smile .

The center window in_the second floor of_the Tutt House swung open, its little squares of glass flashing jubilantly in_the sunlight .Mrs Ellsworth leaned out over the sill, from_the quaint old sitting-room of_the Van Kamp apartments !

"Oh, Ralph ! " she called in her most dulcet tones ."Kindly excuse yourself and come right on up_to our suite for a few_moments ! "

VI

it_is_not nearly so easy to_take apractical joke as_to perpetrate one .Evelyn was sitting thoughtfully on_the porch when her father and mother returned .Mrs Ellsworth was sitting at_the center window above, placidly looking out .Her eyes swept carelessly over the Van Kamps, and unconcernedly passed on to_the rest of_the landscape .

Mrs Van Kamp gasped and clutched the arm of her husband . there_was no need .He, too, had seen the apparition .Evelyn now, for_the first time, saw the real humor of_the situation .She smiled as she thought of Ralph .She owed him one, but she never worried about her debts .She always managed to_get them paid, principal and interest .

Mr Van Kamp suddenly glowered and strode into_the Tutt House .Uncle Billy met him at_the door, reflectively chewing astraw, and handed him an envelope .Mr Van Kamp tore it open and drew out anote .Three five-dollar bills came out with it and fluttered to_the porch floor .This missive confronted him:

MR .J .BELMONT VAN KAMP,

dear_Sir: this_is to notify you that I_have rented the entire Tutt House for_the ensuing week, and am compelled to assume possession of_the three second-floor front rooms .Herewith I_am enclosing the fifteen dollars you paid to secure the suite . you_are quite welcome to_make use, as my guest, of_the small room over the kitchen . you_will_find your luggage in_that room .Regretting any inconvenience that_this transaction may cause you, I_am,

Yours respectfully, EDWARD EASTMAN ELLSWORTH .

Mr Van Kamp passed the note to_his wife and sat down or alarge chair . he_was glad that_the chair was comfortable and roomy .Evelyn picked up the bills and tucked them into her waist .She never overlooked any of her perquisites .Mrs Van Kamp read the note, and_the tip of her nose became white .She also sat down, but she was_the first to_find her voice .

"Atrocious ! " she exclaimed ."Atrocious ! Simply atrocious, Belmont . this_is ahouse of public entertainment . they_can't turn us out in_this high-minded manner ! Isn't there alaw or something to_that effect ? "

"It wouldn't matter if there_was," he thoughtfully replied ."This fellow Ellsworth would_be too clever to_be caught by_it . he_would say that_the house was not ahotel but aprivate residence during the period for_which he has rented it ."

Personally, he rather admired Ellsworth .Seemed to_be aresourceful sort of chap who knew how to_make money behave itself, and do its little tricks without balking in_the harness .

"Then you_can_make him take down the sign ! " his wife declared .

He shook his head decidedly .

"It wouldn't do, Belle," he replied ."It would_be spite, not retaliation, and not at all sportsmanlike .The course you suggest would belittle us more than it would annoy them . there_must_be some other way ."

He went in to_talk with Uncle Billy .

" i_want to_buy this place," he stated ." is_it for sale ? "

"It sartin is ! " replied Uncle Billy . he_did_not merely twinkle this_time .He grinned .

" how_much ? "

"Three thousand dollars ." Mr Tutt was used to charging by_this_time, and he betrayed no hesitation .

"I'll write you out acheck at once," and Mr Van Kamp reached in_his pocket with_the reflection that_the spot, after all, was an ideal one for aquiet summer retreat .

"Air you a-goin' t' scribble that there three thou-san' on apiece o' paper ? " inquired Uncle Billy, sitting bolt upright ."Ef you air a-figgerin' on_that, Mr Kamp, jis' you save yore time . I_give aman four dollars fer one o' them check things oncet, an' I owe myself them four dollars yit ."

Mr Van Kamp retired in disorder, but the thought of_his wife and daughter waiting confidently on_the porch stopped him .Moreover, the thing had resolved itself rather into acontest between Ellsworth and himself, and he had done alittle making and breaking of men and things in_his own time . he_did some gatling-gun thinking out by_the newel-post, and presently rejoined Uncle Billy .

" Mr Tutt, tell me just exactly what Mr Ellsworth rented, please," he requested .

"Th' hull house," replied Billy, and then he somewhat sternly added: "Paid me spot cash fer it, too ."

Mr Van Kamp took awad of loose bills from_his trousers pocket, straightened them out leisurely, and placed them in_his bill book, along with some smooth yellowbacks of eye-bulging denominations .Uncle Billy sat up and stopped twiddling his thumbs .

"Nothing was said about_the furniture, was there ? " suavely inquired Van Kamp .

Uncle Billy leaned blankly back in_his chair .Little by little the light dawned on_the ex-horse-trader .The crow's feet reappeared about his eyes, his mouth twitched, he smiled, he grinned, then he slapped his thigh and haw-hawed .

"No ! " roared Uncle Billy ."No, there wasn't, by gum ! "

"Nothing but the house ? "

"His very own words ! " chuckled Uncle Billy ."'Jis' th' mere house,' says he, an' he gits it .abargain's abargain, an' I allus stick to one I make ."

" how_much for_the furniture for_the week ? "

"Fifty dollars ! " Mr Tutt knew how to_do business with_this kind of people now, you bet .

Mr Van Kamp promptly counted out the money .

"Drat it ! " commented Uncle Billy to himself ." I_could 'a' got more ! "

"Now where can we_make ourselves comfortable with_this furniture ? "

Uncle Billy chirked up .All was not yet lost .

"Waal," he reflectively drawled, "there's th' new barn .It hain't been used for nothin' yit, senct I built it two years_ago .I jis' hadn't th' heart t' put th' critters in_it as long as th' ole one stood up ."

The other smiled at_this flashlight on Uncle Billy's character, and_they went out to look at_the barn .

VII

Uncle Billy came back from_the "Tutt House Annex," as Mr Van Kamp dubbed the barn, with enough more money to_make him love all the world until he got used to having it .Uncle Billy belongs to alarge family .

Mr Van Kamp joined the women on_the porch, and explained the attractively novel situation to_them .They were chatting gaily when_the Ellsworths came down the stairs .Mr Ellsworth paused for amoment to exchange aword with Uncle Billy .

" Mr Tutt," said he, laughing, " if_we go for abit of exercise will_you guarantee us the possession of_our rooms when we come back ? "

"Yes sir-ree ! " Uncle Billy assured him ."They shan't nobody take them rooms away from_you fer money, marbles, ner chalk .abargain's abargain, an' I allus stick to one I make," and he virtuously took achew of tobacco while he inspected the afternoon sky with aclear conscience .

" i_want to_get some_of_those splendid autumn leaves to decorate our cozy apartments," Mrs Ellsworth told her husband as_they passed in hearing of_the Van Kamps ." do_you_know those oldtime rag rugs are the most oddly decorative effects that I_have ever seen . they_are so rich in color and so exquisitely blended ."

There were reasons why this poisoned arrow failed to rankle, but the Van Kamps did_not trouble to explain .They were waiting for Ralph to_come out and join his parents .Ralph, it seemed, however, had decided not to_take awalk .He had already fatigued himself, he had explained, and_his mother had favored him with asignificant look . she_could readily believe him, she had assured him, and had then left him in scorn .

The Van Kamps went out to consider the arrangement of_the barn .Evelyn returned first and came out on_the porch to_find ahandkerchief . it_was not there, but Ralph was .She was very_much surprised to_see him, and she intimated as_much .

"It's dreadfully damp in_the woods," he explained ."


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