Oz 12: The Tin Woodman of Oz by L. Frank Baum
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" to_be_sure," answered the Blue Rabbit; "I dug it that way so I_could roam in_these broad fields, by going out one_way, or eat the cabbages in Nimmie Amee's garden by leaving my burrow at_the other end .I don't think Nimmie Amee ought to mind the little I take from her garden, or the hole I've made under her magic wall .arabbit may go and come as he pleases, but no one who_is bigger than I_am could get through my burrow ."

" will_you allow us to_pass through it, if_we_are able to ? " inquired Polychrome .

"Yes, indeed," answered the Blue Rabbit ."I'm no especial friend of Nimmie Amee, for once she threw stones at me, just because i_was nibbling some lettuce, and only yesterday she yelled 'Shoo ! ' at me, which made me nervous .You're welcome to use my burrow in any_way you choose ."

"But this_is all nonsense ! " declared Woot the Wanderer ." we_are every_one too big to crawl through arabbit's burrow ."

" we_are too big now," agreed the Scarecrow, "but you_must remember that Polychrome is afairy, and fairies have many magic powers ."

Woot's face brightened as he turned to_the lovely Daughter of_the Rainbow .

"Could you make us all as small as_that rabbit ? " he asked eagerly .

" I_can try," answered Polychrome, with asmile .And presently she did it -- so easily that Woot was not the only_one astonished . as_the now tiny people grouped themselves before_the rabbit's burrow the hole appeared to_them like the entrance to atunnel, which indeed it_was .

"I'll go first," said wee Polychrome, who had made herself grow as small as_the others, and into_the tunnel she danced without hesitation .atiny Scarecrow went next and then the two funny little tin men .

"Walk in; it's your turn," said the Blue Rabbit to Woot the Wanderer ."I'm coming after, to_see how you get along . this_will_be aregular surprise party to Nimmie Amee ."

So Woot entered the hole and felt his way along its smooth sides in_the dark until he finally saw the glimmer of daylight ahead and knew the journey was almost over .Had he remained his natural size, the distance could_have_been covered in afew steps, but to athumb-high Woot it_was quite apromenade .When he emerged from_the burrow he_found himself but ashort distance from_the house, in_the center of_the vegetable garden, where the leaves of rhubarb waving above his head seemed like trees .Outside the hole, and waiting for him, he_found all his friends .

" so_far, so good ! " remarked the Scarecrow cheerfully .

"Yes; so_far, but no farther," returned the Tin Woodman in aplaintive and disturbed tone of voice ." I_am now close to Nimmie Amee, whom I_have come ever so_far to seek, but I_cannot ask_the girl to marry such alittle man as I_am now ."

"I'm no bigger than atoy soldier ! " said Captain Fyter, sorrowfully ."Unless Polychrome can make us big again, there_is little use in_our visiting Nimmie Amee at all, for I'm sure she wouldn't care for ahusband she might carelessly step on and ruin ."

Polychrome laughed merrily .

"If I make you big, you_can't get out of here again," said she, "and if_you remain little Nimmie Amee will laugh at you .So make your choice ."

" i_think we'd better go back," said Woot seriously

"No," said the Tin Woodman, stoutly, " I_have decided that_it's my duty to_make Nimmie Amee happy, in_case she wishes to marry me ."

"So have I," announced Captain Fyter ."A good soldier never shrinks from doing his duty ."

"As for_that," said the Scarecrow, "tin doesn't shrink any to_speak of, under any circumstances .But Woot and I intend to stick to our comrades, whatever they decide to_do, so we_will ask Polychrome to_make us as big as_we were before ."

Polychrome agreed to_this request and in half aminute all of_them, including herself, had_been enlarged again to_their natural sizes .They then thanked the Blue Rabbit for_his kind assistance, and at once approached the house of Nimme Amee .

Chapter Twenty-Two

Nimmie Amee

We may_be_sure that at_this moment our friends were all anxious to_see the end of_the adventure that had caused them so_many trials and troubles .Perhaps the Tin Woodman's heart did_not beat any faster, because it was_made of red velvet and stuffed with sawdust, and_the Tin Soldier's heart was_made of tin and reposed in_his tin bosom without ahint of emotion .However, there_is little doubt that_they both knew that acritical moment in their lives had arrived, and_that Nimmie Amee's decision was destined to influence the future of one or the other .

as_they assumed their natural sizes and_the rhubarb leaves that had before towered above their heads now barely covered their feet, they looked around the garden and found that no person was visible save themselves .No sound of activity came from_the house, either, but they walked to_the front door, which had alittle porch built before it, and there the two tinmen stood side by side while both knocked upon_the door with their tin knuckles .

As no one seemed eager to answer the summons they knocked again; and then again .Finally they heard astir from within and someone coughed .

"Who's there ? " called agirl's voice .

"It's I ! " cried the tin twins, together .

"How did you get there ? " asked the voice .

They hesitated how to reply, so Woot answered for_them:

" by_means of magic ."

"Oh," said the unseen girl ." are_you friends, or foes ? "

"Friends ! " they all exclaimed .

Then they heard footsteps approach the door, which slowly opened and revealed avery pretty Munchkin girl standing in_the doorway .

"Nimmie Amee ! " cried the tin twins .

"That's my name," replied the girl, looking at them in cold surprise ."But who can_you be ? "

"Don't you_know me, Nimmie ? " said the Tin Woodman ."I'm your old sweetheart, Nick Chopper ! "

"Don't you_know me, my dear ? " said the Tin Soldier ."I'm your old sweetheart, Captain Fyter ! "

Nimmie Amee smiled at them both .Then she looked beyond them at_the rest of_the party and smiled again .However, she seemed more amused than pleased .

"Come in," she said, leading the way inside ."Even sweethearts are forgotten after atime, but you and your friends are welcome ."

The room they now entered was cosy and comfortable, being neatly furnished and well swept and dusted .But they found someone there besides Nimmie Amee .aman dressed in_the attractive Munchkin costume was lazily reclining in an easy chair, and he sat up and turned his eves on_the visitors with acold and indifferent stare that was almost insolent . he_did_not even rise from_his seat to greet the strangers, but after glaring at them he looked away with ascowl, as if_they were of too little importance to interest him .

The tin men returned this man's stare with interest, but they_did_not look away from_him because neither of_them seemed able to_take his eyes off this Munchkin, who was remarkable in having one tin arm quite like their own tin arms .

"Seems to_me," said Captain Fyter, in avoice that sounded harsh and indignant, "that you, sir, are avile impostor ! "

"Gently -- gently ! " cautioned the Scarecrow; "don't be rude to strangers, Captain ."

"Rude ? " shouted the Tin Soldier, now very_much provoked; "why, he's ascoundrel -- athief ! The villain is wearing my own head ! "

"Yes," added the Tin Woodman, "and he's wearing my right arm ! I_can recognize it by_the two warts on_the little finger ."

"Good gracious ! " exclaimed Woot ."Then this must_be the man whom old Ku-Klip patched together and named Chopfyt ."

The man now turned toward them, still scowling .

"Yes, that_is my name," he_said in avoice like agrowl, "and it_is absurd for_you tin creatures, or for anyone else, to claim my head, or arm, or any part of me, for they_are my personal property ."

"You ? You're aNobody ! " shouted Captain Fyter .

"You're just amix-up," declared the Emperor .

"Now, now, gentlemen," interrupted Nimmie Amee, " I_must ask_you to_be more respectful to poor Chopfyt .For, being my guests, it_is_not polite for_you to insult my husband ."

"Your husband ! " the tin twins exclaimed in dismay .

"Yes," said she ."I married Chopfyt a long_time_ago, because my other two sweethearts had deserted me ."

This reproof embarrassed both Nick Chopper and Captain Fyter .They looked down, shamefaced, for amoment, and then the Tin Woodman explained in an earnest voice:

"I rusted ."

"So did I," said the Tin Soldier .

" I_could_not know that, of_course," asserted Nimmie Amee ."All I_knew was_that neither of you came to marry me, as_you had promised to_do .But men are_not scarce in_the Land of Oz .After I_came here to live, I met Mr Chopfyt, and he was_the more interesting because he reminded me strongly of both of you, as_you were before_you became tin .He even had atin arm, and_that reminded me of you the more .

"No wonder ! " remarked the Scarecrow .

"But, listen, Nimmie Amee ! " said the astonished Woot; "he really is both of_them, for he_is made of_their cast-off parts ."

"Oh, you're quite wrong," declared Polychrome, laughing, for she was greatly enjoying the confusion of_the others ."The tin men are still themselves, as_they_will tell you, and so Chopfyt must_be someone else ."

They looked at her bewildered, for_the facts in_the case were too puzzling to_be grasped at once .

" it_is all the fault of old Ku-Klip," muttered the Tin Woodman ."He had no right to use our castoff parts to_make another man with ."

"It seems he_did it, however," said Nimmie Amee calmly, "and I married him because he resembled you both .I won't say he_is ahusband to_be proud of, because he has amixed nature and isn't always an agreeable companion . there_are times when I_have to chide him gently, both with my tongue and with my broomstick .But he_is my husband, and I_must make_the best of him ."

" if_you don't like him," suggested the Tin Woodman, "Captain Fyter and I_can chop him up with_our axe and sword, and each take such parts of_the fellow as belong to him .Then we_are willing for_you to select one of us as_your husband ."

" that_is agood idea," approved Captain Fyter, drawing his sword .

"No," said Nimmie Amee; " i_think I'll keep the husband I now have . he_is now trained to draw the water and carry in_the wood and hoe the cabbages and weed the flower-beds and dust the furniture and perform many tasks of alike character .anew husband


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