Oz 12: The Tin Woodman of Oz by L. Frank Baum
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He turned the straw man around, examining him curiously, and patted him on all sides, and then said:

" you_are certainly wonderful, but i_think you_would_be more durable and steady on_your legs if_you were made of tin .Would you like me to --"

"No, indeed ! " interrupted the Scarecrow hastily; "I like myself better as I_am ."

But to Polychrome the tinsmith said:

"Nothing could improve you, my dear, for_you are the most beautiful maiden I_have ever seen . it_is pure happiness just to look at you ."

" that_is praise, indeed, from so skillful aworkman," returned the Rainbow's Daughter, laughing and dancing in and out the room .

"Then it must_be this boy you wish me to help," said Ku-Klip, looking at Woot .

"No," said Woot, " we_are_not here to seek your skill, but have merely come to_you for information ."

Then, between_them, they related their search for Nimmie Amee, whom the Tin Woodman explained he had resolved to marry, yet who had promised to_become the bride of_the Tin Soldier before he unfortunately became rusted .And when_the story was told, they asked Ku-Klip if he_knew what had become of Nimmie Amee .

"Not exactly," replied the old man, "but I_know that she wept bitterly when_the Tin Soldier did_not come to marry her, as he had promised to_do .The old Witch was so provoked at_the girl's tears that she beat Nimmie Amee with her crooked stick and then hobbled away to gather some magic herbs, with_which she intended to transform the girl into an old hag, so_that no one would again love her or care to marry her . it_was while she was away on_this errand that Dorothy's house fell on_the Wicked Witch, and she turned to dust and blew away .When I heard this good news, I_sent Nimmie Amee to_find the Silver Shoes which the Witch had worn, but Dorothy had taken them with her to_the Emerald City ."

"Yes, we_know all about_those Silver Shoes," said the Scarecrow .

"Well," continued Ku-Klip, " after_that, Nimmie Amee decided to_go away from_the forest and live with some people she was acquainted with who had ahouse on Mount Munch . I_have never seen the girl since ."

" do_you_know the name of_the people on Mount Munch, with_whom she went to live ? " asked the Tin Woodman .

"No, Nimmie Amee did_not mention her friend's name, and I_did_not ask her .She took with her all that she_could carry of_the goods that were in_the Witch's house, and she told me I_could_have the rest .But when I went there I_found nothing worth taking except some magic powders that I_did_not know how to use, and abottle of Magic Glue ."

" what_is Magic Glue ? " asked Woot .

" it_is amagic preparation with_which to mend people when_they cut themselves . one_time, long_ago, I cut off one of_my fingers by accident, and I carried it to_the Witch, who took down her bottle and glued it on again for_me .See ! " showing them his finger, " it_is as good as ever it_was .No one else that I ever heard of had this Magic Glue, and of_course when Nick Chopper cut himself to pieces with_his enchanted axe and Captain Fyter cut himself to pieces with_his enchanted sword, the Witch would_not mend them, or allow me to glue them together, because she had herself wickedly enchanted the axe and sword .Nothing remained but for_me to_make them new parts out of tin; but, as you_see, tin answered the purpose very_well, and I_am_sure their tin bodies are agreat improvement on their meat bodies ." "Very true," said the Tin Soldier .

"I quite agree with_you," said the Tin Woodman ."I happened to_find my old head in your cupboard, awhile ago, and certainly it_is_not as desirable ahead as_the tin one I now wear ."

" by_the_way," said the Tin Soldier, "what ever became of_my old head, Ku-Klip ? "

"And of_the different parts of_our bodies ? " added the Tin Woodman .

"Let me think aminute," replied Ku-Klip ."If I remember right, you two boys used to bring me most of your parts, when_they were cut off, and I saved them in_that barrel in_the corner . you_must not have brought me all the parts, for when I_made Chopfyt I had hard work finding enough pieces to complete the job .I finally had to finish him with one arm ."

" who_is Chopfyt ? "inquired Woot .

"Oh, haven't i_told you about Chopfyt ? " exclaimed Ku- Klip ." of_course not ! And he's quite acuriosity, too .You'll be interested in hearing about Chopfyt . this_is how he happened:

"One day, after_the Witch had_been destroyed and Nimmie Amee had gone to live with her friends on Mount Munch, i_was looking around the shop for something and came upon_the bottle of Magic Glue which I had brought from_the old Witch's house .It occurred to_me to piece together the odds and ends of you two people, which of_course were just as good as ever, and_see if I couldn't make aman out_of_them .If I succeeded, i_would_have an assistant to help me with my work, and i_thought it would_be aclever idea to_put to some practical use the scraps of Nick Chopper and Captain Fyter .There were two perfectly good heads in my cupboard, and alot of feet and legs and parts of bodies in_the barrel, so I set to work to_see what I_could do .

"First, I pieced together abody, gluing it with_the Witch's Magic Glue, which worked perfectly .That was_the hardest part of_my job, however, because the bodies didn't match up well and some parts were missing .But by using apiece of Captain Fyter here and apiece of Nick Chopper there, I finally got together avery decent body, with heart and all the trimmings complete ."

"Whose heart did you use in making asked the Tin .Woodman anxiously .the body ? "

" I_can't tell, for_the parts had no tags on them and one heart looks much like another . after_the body was completed, I glued two fine legs and feet onto it .One leg was Nick Chopper's and one was Captain Fyter's and, finding one leg longer than_the other, I trimmed it down to_make them match . i_was much disappointed to_find that I had but one arm . there_was an extra leg in_the barrel, but I_could find only_one arm .Having glued this onto the body, i_was ready for_the head, and I had some difficulty in making up my mind which head to use .Finally I shut my eyes and reached out my hand toward the cupboard shelf, and_the first head I touched I glued upon my new man ."

" it_was mine ! " declared the Tin Soldier, gloomily .

"No, it_was mine," asserted Ku-Klip, "for I had given you another in exchange for_it -- the beautiful tin head you now wear . when_the glue had dried, my man was quite an interesting fellow .I named him Chopfyt, using apart of Nick Chopper's name and apart of Captain Fyter's name, because he_was amixture of both your cast-off parts .Chopfyt was interesting, as I_said, but he_did_not prove avery agreeable companion .He complained bitterly because I had given him but one arm -- as_if it were my fault ! -- and he grumbled because the suit of blue Munchkin clothes, which I got for him from aneighbor, did_not fit him perfectly ."

"Ah, that was because he_was wearing my old head," remarked the Tin Soldier ."I remember that head used to_be very particular about its clothes ."

"As an assistant," the old tinsmith continued, "Chopfyt was not asuccess . he_was awkward with tools and was always hungry .He demanded something to eat six or eight times aday, so I wondered if I had fitted his insides properly .Indeed, Chopfyt ate so_much that little food was left for_myself; so, when he proposed, one day, to_go out into_the world and seek adventures, i_was delighted to_be rid of him .I even made him atin arm to take_the place of_the missing one, and_that pleased him very_much, so_that we parted good friends ."

"What became of Chopfyt after_that ? " the Scarecrow inquired .

"I never heard .He started off toward the east, into_the plains of_the Munchkin Country, and_that was_the last I ever saw of him ."

"It seems to_me," said the Tin Woodman reflectively, "that you_did wrong in making aman out of_our cast-off parts . it_is evident that Chopfyt could, with justice, claim relationship with both of us ."

"Don't worry about_that," advised Ku-Klip cheerfully; " it_is_not likely that you_will ever meet the fellow .And, if you_should meet him, he doesn't know who he_is made of, for I never told him the secret of_his manufacture .Indeed, you_are the only ones who_know of it, and you_may keep the secret to yourselves, if_you_wish to ."

"Never mind Chopfyt," said the Scarecrow ."Our business now is to_find poor Nimmie Amee and let her choose her tin husband .To do_that, it seems, from_the information Ku-Klip has_given us, we_must travel to Mount Munch ."

" if_that's the programme, let_us start at once," suggested Woot .

So they all went outside, where they found Polychrome dancing about among_the trees and talking with_the birds and laughing as merrily as_if she had_not lost her Rainbow and so been separated from all her fairy sisters .

They told her they were going to Mount Munch, and she replied:

" very_well; I_am as likely to_find my Rainbow there as here, and any_other place is as likely as there .It all depends on_the weather . do_you_think it looks like rain ? "

They shook their heads, and Polychrome laughed again and danced on after them when_they resumed their journey .

Chapter Nineteen

The Invisible Country

They were proceeding so easily and comfortably on their way to Mount Munch that Woot said in aserious tone of voice:

"I'm afraid something is going to happen ."

"Why ? " asked Polychrome, dancing around the group of travelers .

"Because," said the boy, thoughtfully, "I've noticed that when we_have the least reason for getting into trouble, something is sure to_go wrong .Just now the weather is delightful; the grass is beautifully blue and quite soft to our feet; the mountain we_are seeking shows clearly in_the distance and there_is no reason anything should happen to delay us in getting there .Our troubles all seem_to_be over, and -- well, that's why I'm afraid," he added, with asigh .

"Dear me ! " remarked the Scarecrow, "what unhappy thoughts you_have, to_be_sure . this_is proof that born brains cannot equal manufactured brains, for_my brains dwell only on facts and never borrow trouble .When


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