Oz 12: The Tin Woodman of Oz by L. Frank Baum
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in_that curious way -- away that made Woot shudder ."You didn't know that Mr Yoop was married, or that after he_was cruelly captured his wife still lived in_his castle and ran it to suit herself ."

"Who captured Mr Yoop ? " asked Woot, looking gravely at_the big woman .

"Wicked enemies .People who selfishly objected to Yoop's taking their cows and sheep for_his food . I_must admit, however, that Yoop had abad temper, and had the habit of knocking over afew houses, now_and_then, when he_was angry .So one day the little folks came in agreat crowd and captured Mr Yoop, and carried him away to acage somewhere in_the mountains .I don't know where it_is, and I don't care, for_my husband treated me badly at times, forgetting the respect agiant owes to agiantess .Often he kicked me on my shins, when I wouldn't wait on him .So I'm glad he_is gone ."

"It's awonder the people didn't capture you, too," remarked Woot .

"Well, i_was too clever for_them," said she, giving asudden laugh that caused such abreeze that_the wobbly Scarecrow was almost blown off his feet and had to grab his friend Nick Chopper to steady himself ." I_saw the people coining," continued Mrs Yoop, "and knowing they meant mischief I transformed myself into amouse and hid in acupboard .After they had gone away, carrying my shin-kicking husband with_them, I transformed myself back to my former shape again, and here I've lived in peace and comfort ever_since ."

" are_you aWitch, then ? " inquired Woot .

"Well, not exactly aWitch," she replied, "but I'm an Artist in Transformations .In other words, I'm more of aYookoohoo than aWitch, and of_course you_know that_the Yookoohoos are the cleverest magic-workers in_the_world ."

The travelers were silent for atime, uneasily considering this statement and_the effect it might_have on their future . no_doubt the Giantess had wilfully made them her prisoners; yet she spoke so cheerfully, in her big voice, that until now they had_not_been alarmed in_the least .

By and by_the Scarecrow, whose mixed brains had_been working steadily, asked the woman:

"Are we to consider you our friend, Mrs Yoop, or do_you intend to_be our enemy ? "

"I never have friends," she said in amatter-of-fact tone, "because friends get too familiar and always forget to mind their own business .But I_am not your enemy; not yet, anyhow .Indeed, I'm glad you've come, for_my life here_is rather lonely .I've had no one to_talk to since I transformed Polychrome, the Daughter of_the Rainbow, into acanary-bird ."

"How did you manage to do_that ? " asked the Tin Woodman, in amazement ."Polychrome is apowerful fairy ! "

"She was," said the Giantess; "but now she's acanary-bird .One day after arain, Polychrome danced off the Rainbow and fell asleep on alittle mound in_this valley, not far from my castle .The sun came out and drove the Rainbow away, and before Poly wakened, I stole out and transformed her into acanary-bird in agold cage studded with diamonds .The cage was so she couldn't fly away .I expected she'd sing and talk and we'd have good times together; but she has proved no company for_me at all . ever_since the moment of her transformation, she has refused to_speak asingle word ."

"Where is she now ? " inquired Woot, who had heard tales of lovely Polychrome and was much interested in her .

"The cage is hanging up in my bedroom," said the Giantess, eating another biscuit .The travelers were now more uneasy and suspicious of_the Giantess than before .If Polychrome, the Rainbow's Daughter, who was areal fairy, had_been transformed and enslaved by_this huge woman, who claimed to_be aYookoohoo, what_was liable to happen to_them ? Said the Scarecrow, twisting his stuffed head around in Mrs Yoop's direction:

" do_you_know, Ma'am, who we_are ? "

" of_course," said she; "a straw man, atin man and aboy ."

" we_are very_important people," declared the Tin Woodman .

"All the better," she replied ." I_shall enjoy your society the more on_that account .For I mean to_keep you here as long as I live, to amuse me when I get lonely .And," she added slowly, " in_this Valley no one ever dies ."

They didn't like this speech at all, so the Scarecrow frowned in away that made Mrs Yoop smile, while the Tin Woodman looked so fierce that Mrs Yoop laughed .The Scarecrow suspected she was going to laugh, so he slipped behind his friends to escape the wind from her breath . from_this safe position he_said warningly:

" we_have powerful friends who_will soon come to rescue us ."

"Let them come," she returned, with an accent of scorn ." when_they get here they_will find neither aboy, nor atin man, nor ascarecrow, for tomorrow morning I intend to transform you all into other shapes, so_that you_cannot be recognized ."

This threat filled them with dismay .The good-natured Giantess was more terrible than they had imagined . she_could smile and wear pretty clothes and at_the same time be even more cruel than her wicked husband had_been .

Both the Scarecrow and_the Tin Woodman tried to_think of some way to escape from_the castle before morning, but she seemed to read their thoughts and shook her head .

"Don't worry your poor brains," said she ." you_can't escape me, however hard you try .But why should you wish to escape ? I_shall give_you new forms that_are much better than_the ones you now have .Be contented with your fate, for discontent leads to unhappiness, and unhappiness, in any form, is_the greatest evil that_can befall you ."

"What forms do_you intend to give_us ? " asked Woot earnestly .

"I haven't decided, as_yet .I'll dream over it tonight, so in_the morning I_shall_have made up my mind how to transform you .Perhaps you'd prefer to_choose your own transformations ? "

"No," said Woot, "I prefer to remain as I_am ."

"That's funny," she retorted ." you_are little, and you're weak; as_you_are, you're not much account, anyhow .The best thing about you is_that you're alive, for I_shall_be_able to_make of you some sort of live creature which will_be agreat improvement on_your present form ."

She took another biscuit from aplate and dipped it in apot of honey and calmly began eating it .

The Scarecrow watched her thoughtfully .

" there_are no fields of grain in your Valley," said he; "where, then .did you get the flour to_make your biscuits ? "

"Mercy me ! do_you_think I'd bother to_make biscuits out of flour ? " she replied ." that_is altogether too tedious aprocess for aYookoohoo .I set some traps this afternoon and caught alot of field-mice, but as I_do_not like to eat mice, I transformed them into hot biscuits for_my supper .The honey in_this pot was once awasp's nest, but since being transformed it has become sweet and delicious .All I_need do, when i_wish to eat, is to_take something I don't care to_keep, and transform it into any sort of food I like, and eat it . are_you hungry ? "

"I don't eat, thank_you," said the Scarecrow .

"Nor do I," said the Tin Woodman .

" I_have still alittle natural food in my knapsack," said Woot the Wanderer, "and I'd rather eat that than any wasp's nest ."

" every_one to_his taste," said the Giantess carelessly, and having now finished her supper she rose to her feet, clapped her hands together, and_the supper table at once disappeared .

Chapter Six

The Magic of aYookoohoo

Woot had seen very little of magic during his wanderings, while the Scarecrow and_the Tin Woodman had seen agreat deal of many sorts in their lives, yet all three were greatly impressed by Mrs Yoop's powers .She did_not affect any mysterious airs or indulge in chants or mystic rites, as most witches do, nor was_the Giantess old and ugly or disagreeable in face or manner .Nevertheless, she frightened her prisoners more than any witch could_have done .

"Please be seated," she said to_them, as she sat herself down in agreat arm-chair and spread her beautiful embroidered skirts for_them to admire .But all the chairs in_the room were so high that_our friends could_not climb to_the seats of_them .Mrs Yoop observed this and waved her hand, when instantly agolden ladder appeared leaning against achair opposite her own .

"Climb up," said she, and_they obeyed, the Tin Man and_the boy assisting the more clumsy Scarecrow . when_they were all seated in arow on_the cushion of_the chair, the Giantess continued: "Now tell me how you happened to travel in_this direction, and where you came from and what your errand is ."

So the Tin Woodman told her all about Nimmie Amee, and how he had decided to_find her and marry her, although he had no Loving Heart .The story seemed to amuse the big woman, who then began to ask_the Scarecrow questions and for_the first time in her life heard of Ozma of Oz, and of Dorothy and Jack Pumpkinhead and Dr .Pipt and Tik-tok and many_other Oz people who_are well known in_the Emerald City .Also Woot had to_tell his story, which .was very simple and did_not take long .The Giantess laughed heartily when_the boy related their adventure at Loonville, but said she knew nothing of_the Loons because she never left her Valley .

" there_are wicked people who_would like to capture me, as_they_did my giant husband, Mr Yoop," said she; "so I stay at home and mind my own business ."

"If Ozma knew that you dared to work magic without her consent, she_would punish you severely," declared the Scarecrow, " for_this castle is in_the Land of Oz, and no persons in_the Land of Oz are permitted to work magic except Glinda the Good and_the little Wizard who lives with Ozma in_the Emerald City ."

"That for your Ozma ! " exclaimed the Giantess, snapping her fingers in derision ."What do I care for agirl whom I_have never seen and who has never seen me ? "

"But Ozma is afairy," said the Tin Woodman, and therefore she_is very powerful .Also, we_are under Ozma's protection, and to injure us in any_way would make her extremely angry ."

"What I_do here, in my own private castle in_this secluded Valley -- where no one comes but fools like you -- can never be known to your fairy Ozma," returned the Giantess ." do_not seek to frighten me from my purpose, and do_not allow yourselves to_be frightened, for_it is best to meet bravely what cannot_be avoided . I_am now going to bed, and in_the morning i_will give_you all new forms, such as will_be more interesting to_me than_the ones you now wear


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