curious way --
way that made Woot shudder
"You didn't know that Mr Yoop was married, or that after
cruelly captured his wife still lived
castle and ran it to suit herself
" "Who captured Mr Yoop ? " asked Woot, looking gravely
big woman

"Wicked enemies
People who selfishly objected to Yoop's taking their cows and sheep
food
admit, however, that Yoop had
bad temper, and had the habit of knocking over
few houses,
, when
angry
So one day the little folks came in
great crowd and captured Mr Yoop, and carried him away to
cage somewhere
mountains
I don't know where
, and I don't care,
husband treated me badly at times, forgetting the respect
giant owes to
giantess
Often he kicked me on my shins, when I wouldn't wait on him
So I'm glad
gone
"
"It's
wonder the people didn't capture you, too," remarked Woot

"Well,
too clever
," said she, giving
sudden laugh that caused such
breeze
wobbly Scarecrow was almost blown off his feet and had to grab his friend Nick Chopper to steady himself
"
the people coining," continued Mrs Yoop, "and knowing they meant mischief I transformed myself into
mouse and hid in
cupboard
After they had gone away, carrying my shin-kicking husband
, I transformed myself back to my former shape again, and here I've lived in peace and comfort
"
"
Witch, then ? " inquired Woot

"Well, not exactly
Witch," she replied, "but I'm an Artist in Transformations
In other words, I'm more of
Yookoohoo than
Witch, and
Yookoohoos are the cleverest magic-workers
"
The travelers were silent for
time, uneasily considering this statement
effect it
on their future
the Giantess had wilfully made them her prisoners; yet she spoke so cheerfully, in her big voice, that until now they
alarmed
least

By and
Scarecrow, whose mixed brains
working steadily, asked the woman:
"Are we to consider you our friend, Mrs Yoop, or
intend
our enemy ? "
"I never have friends," she said in
matter-of-fact tone, "because friends get too familiar and always forget to mind their own business
But
not your enemy; not yet, anyhow
Indeed, I'm glad you've come,
life
rather lonely
I've had no one
to since I transformed Polychrome, the Daughter
Rainbow, into
canary-bird
"
"How did you manage to
? " asked the Tin Woodman, in amazement
"Polychrome is
powerful fairy ! "
"She was," said the Giantess; "but now she's
canary-bird
One day after
rain, Polychrome danced off the Rainbow and fell asleep on
little mound
valley, not far from my castle
The sun came out and drove the Rainbow away, and before Poly wakened, I stole out and transformed her into
canary-bird in
gold cage studded with diamonds
The cage was so she couldn't fly away
I expected she'd sing and talk and we'd have good times together; but she has proved no company
at all
the moment of her transformation, she has refused
single word
"
"Where is she now ? " inquired Woot, who had heard tales of lovely Polychrome and was much interested in her

"The cage is hanging up in my bedroom," said the Giantess, eating another biscuit
The travelers were now more uneasy and suspicious
Giantess than before
If Polychrome, the Rainbow's Daughter, who was
real fairy,
transformed and enslaved
huge woman, who claimed
Yookoohoo,
liable to happen
? Said the Scarecrow, twisting his stuffed head around in Mrs Yoop's direction:
"
, Ma'am, who
? "
"
," said she; "a straw man,
tin man and
boy
"
"
people," declared the Tin Woodman

"All the better," she replied
"
enjoy your society the more
account
For I mean
you here as long as I live, to amuse me when I get lonely
And," she added slowly, "
Valley no one ever dies
"
They didn't like this speech at all, so the Scarecrow frowned in
way that made Mrs Yoop smile, while the Tin Woodman looked so fierce that Mrs Yoop laughed
The Scarecrow suspected she was going to laugh, so he slipped behind his friends to escape the wind from her breath
safe position
warningly:
"
powerful friends
soon come to rescue us
"
"Let them come," she returned, with an accent of scorn
"
get here
find neither
boy, nor
tin man, nor
scarecrow, for tomorrow morning I intend to transform you all into other shapes,
be recognized
"
This threat filled them with dismay
The good-natured Giantess was more terrible than they had imagined
smile and wear pretty clothes and
same time be even more cruel than her wicked husband

Both the Scarecrow
Tin Woodman tried
of some way to escape
castle before morning, but she seemed to read their thoughts and shook her head

"Don't worry your poor brains," said she
"
't escape me, however hard you try
But why should you wish to escape ?
new forms
much better
ones you now have
Be contented with your fate, for discontent leads to unhappiness, and unhappiness, in any form,
greatest evil
befall you
"
"What forms
intend to
? " asked Woot earnestly

"I haven't decided,
I'll dream over it tonight, so
morning
made up my mind how to transform you
Perhaps you'd prefer
your own transformations ? "
"No," said Woot, "I prefer to remain as
"
"That's funny," she retorted
"
little, and you're weak;
, you're not much account, anyhow
The best thing about you
you're alive, for
of you some sort of live creature which
great improvement
present form
"
She took another biscuit from
plate and dipped it in
pot of honey and calmly began eating it

The Scarecrow watched her thoughtfully

"
no fields of grain in your Valley," said he; "where, then
did you get the flour
your biscuits ? "
"Mercy me !
I'd bother
biscuits out of flour ? " she replied
"
altogether too tedious
process for
Yookoohoo
I set some traps this afternoon and caught
lot of field-mice, but as
like to eat mice, I transformed them into hot biscuits
supper
The honey
pot was once
wasp's nest, but since being transformed it has become sweet and delicious
All
do, when
to eat, is
something I don't care
, and transform it into any sort of food I like, and eat it
hungry ? "
"I don't eat,
," said the Scarecrow

"Nor do I," said the Tin Woodman

"
still
little natural food in my knapsack," said Woot the Wanderer, "and I'd rather eat that than any wasp's nest
"
"
taste," said the Giantess carelessly, and having now finished her supper she rose to her feet, clapped her hands together,
supper table at once disappeared

Chapter Six
The Magic of
Yookoohoo
Woot had seen very little of magic during his wanderings, while the Scarecrow
Tin Woodman had seen
great deal of many sorts in their lives, yet all three were greatly impressed by Mrs Yoop's powers
She
affect any mysterious airs or indulge in chants or mystic rites, as most witches do, nor
Giantess old and ugly or disagreeable in face or manner
Nevertheless, she frightened her prisoners more than any witch
done

"Please be seated," she said
, as she sat herself down in
great arm-chair and spread her beautiful embroidered skirts
to admire
But all the chairs
room were so high
friends
climb
seats
Mrs Yoop observed this and waved her hand, when instantly
golden ladder appeared leaning against
chair opposite her own

"Climb up," said she,
obeyed, the Tin Man
boy assisting the more clumsy Scarecrow
were all seated in
row
cushion
chair, the Giantess continued: "Now tell me how you happened to travel
direction, and where you came from and what your errand is
"
So the Tin Woodman told her all about Nimmie Amee, and how he had decided
her and marry her, although he had no Loving Heart
The story seemed to amuse the big woman, who then began to
Scarecrow questions and
first time in her life heard of Ozma of Oz, and of Dorothy and Jack Pumpkinhead and Dr
Pipt and Tik-tok and
Oz people
well known
Emerald City
Also Woot had
his story, which
was very simple and
take long
The Giantess laughed heartily
boy related their adventure at Loonville, but said she knew nothing
Loons because she never left her Valley

"
wicked people
like to capture me,
my giant husband, Mr Yoop," said she; "so I stay at home and mind my own business
"
"If Ozma knew that you dared to work magic without her consent,
punish you severely," declared the Scarecrow, "
castle is
Land of Oz, and no persons
Land of Oz are permitted to work magic except Glinda the Good
little Wizard who lives with Ozma
Emerald City
"
"That for your Ozma ! " exclaimed the Giantess, snapping her fingers in derision
"What do I care for
girl whom
never seen and who has never seen me ? "
"But Ozma is
fairy," said the Tin Woodman, and therefore
very powerful
Also,
under Ozma's protection, and to injure us in
would make her extremely angry
"
"What
here, in my own private castle
secluded Valley -- where no one comes but fools like you -- can never be known to your fairy Ozma," returned the Giantess
"
seek to frighten me from my purpose, and
allow yourselves
frightened,
is best to meet bravely what
avoided
now going to bed, and
morning
all new forms, such as
more interesting
ones you now wear