Oz 08: Tik-Tok of Oz by L. Frank Baum
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asad tone ."The reason, my dear, is that_the earth is so solid that other solid things can't get through it .But when there's ahole, as there_is in this_case, we drop right down to_the center of_the world ."

"Why don't we stop there ? " asked Betsy .

"Because we go so fast that we acquire speed enough to carry us right up_to_the other end ."

"I don't understand that, and it makes my head ache to_try to figure it out," she said after some thought ." one_thing draws us to_the center and another thing pushes us away from_it .But--"

"Don't ask me why, please," interrupted the Shaggy Man ." if_you_can't understand it, let it go at_that ."

" do_you understand it ? " she inquired .

"All the magic isn't in fairyland," he_said gravely ."There's lots of magic in all Nature, and you_may see it as_well in_the United States, where you and I once lived, as_you_can here ."

"I never did," she replied .

"Because you were so used to_it all that you didn't realize it_was magic .Is anything more wonderful than to_see aflower grow and blossom, or to_get light out_of_the electricity in_the air ? The cows that manufacture milk for_us must_have machinery fully as remarkable as_that in Tik-Tok's copper body, and perhaps you've noticed that--"

And then, before Shaggy could finish his speech, the strong light of day suddenly broke upon them, grew brighter, and completely enveloped them .The dragon's claws no longer scraped against the metal Tube, for he shot into_the open air ahundred feet or more and sailed so_far away from_the slanting hole that when he landed it_was on_the peak of amountain and just over the entrance to_the many underground caverns of_the Nome King .

some_of_the officers tumbled off their seats when Quox struck the ground, but most of_the dragon's passengers only felt aslight jar .All were glad to_be on solid earth again and_they at once dismounted and began to look about_them .Queerly enough, as_soon_as they had left the dragon, the seats that were strapped to_the monster's back disappeared, and this probably happened because there_was no further use for_them and because Quox looked far more dignified in just his silver scales . of_course he still wore the forty yards of ribbon around his neck, as_well as_the great locket, but these only made him look "dressed up," as Betsy remarked .

Now the army of nomes had gathered thickly around the mouth of_the Tube, in_order_to_be ready to capture the band of invaders as_soon_as they popped out .There were, indeed, hundreds of nomes assembled, and_they were led by Guph, their most famous General .But they_did_not expect the dragon to fly so high, and he shot out_of_the Tube so suddenly that_it took them by surprise . when_the nomes had rubbed the astonishment out of_their eyes and regained their wits, they discovered the dragon quietly seated on_the mountainside far above their heads, while the other strangers were standing in agroup and calmly looking down upon them .

General Guph was very angry at_the escape, which_was no one's fault but his own .

"Come down here and be captured ! " he shouted, waving his sword at them .

"Come up here and capture us-- if_you dare ! " replied Queen Ann, who was winding up the clockwork of her Private Soldier, so he_could fight more briskly .

Guph's first answer was aroar of rage at_the defiance; then he turned and issued acommand to_his nomes .These were all armed with sharp spears and with one accord they raised these spears and threw them straight at their foes, so that_they rushed through_the air in aperfect cloud of flying weapons .

Some damage might_have_been done had_not the dragon quickly crawled before_the others, his body being so big that_it shielded every_one_of_them, including Hank .The spears rattled against the silver scales of Quox and then fell harmlessly to_the ground .They were magic spears, of_course, and all straightway bounded back into_the hands of_those who had thrown them, but even Guph could_see that_it_was useless to repeat the attack .

it_was now Queen Ann's turn to attack, so the Generals yelled "For--ward march ! " and_the Colonels and Majors and Captains repeated the command and_the valiant Army of Oogaboo, which seemed to_be composed mainly of Tik- Tok, marched forward in single column toward the nomes, while Betsy and Polychrome cheered and Hank gave aloud "Hee-haw ! " and Shaggy shouted "Hooray ! " and Queen Ann screamed: "At 'em, Tik-Tok--at 'em ! "

The nomes did_not await the Clockwork Man's attack but in atwinkling disappeared into_the underground caverns .They made agreat mistake in being so hasty, for Tik-Tok had_not taken adozen steps before he stubbed his copper toe on arock and fell flat to_the ground, where he cried: "Pick me up ! Pick me up ! Pick me up ! " until Shaggy and Files ran forward and raised him to_his feet again .

The dragon chuckled softly to himself as he scratched his left ear with_his hind claw, but no one was paying much attention to Quox just then .

it_was evident to Ann and her officers that there could_be no fighting unless the enemy was present, and in_order to_find the enemy they_must boldly enter the underground Kingdom of_the nomes .So bold astep demanded acouncil of war .

"Don't you_think I'd better drop in on Ruggedo and obey the orders of_the Jinjin ? " asked Quox .

"By no means ! " returned Queen Ann ." we_have already put the army of nomes to flight and all that yet remains is to force our way into those caverns, and conquer the Nome King and all his people ."

"That seems to_me something of ajob," said the dragon, closing his eyes sleepily ."But go ahead, if_you like, and I'll wait here for_you .Don't be in any hurry on my account .To one who lives thousands of years the delay of a few_days means nothing at all, and I_shall probably sleep until the time comes for_me to act ."

Ann was provoked at_this speech .

" you_may as_well go back to Tititi-Hoochoo now," she said, " for_the Nome King is as good as conquered already ."

But Quox shook his head ."No," said he; "I'll wait ."

Chapter Sixteen

The Naughty Nome

Shaggy Man had said nothing during the conversation between Queen Ann and Quox, for_the simple reason that he_did_not consider the matter worth an argument .Safe within his pocket reposed the Love Magnet, which had never failed to win every heart .The nomes, he_knew, were_not like the heartless Roses and therefore could_be won to_his side as_soon_as he exhibited the magic talisman .

Shaggy's chief anxiety had_been to reach Ruggedo's Kingdom and now that_the entrance lay before him he_was confident he_would_be_able to rescue his lost brother .Let Ann and_the dragon quarrel as_to who_should conquer the nomes, if_they liked; Shaggy would let them try, and if_they failed he had the means of conquest in_his own pocket .

But Ann was positive she_could_not fail, for she thought her Army could do anything .So she called the officers together and told them how to act, and she also instructed Tik-Tok what to_do and what to_say .

"Please do_not shoot your gun except as alast resort," she added, "for I_do_not wish to_be cruel or to shed any blood--unless it_is absolutely necessary ."

"All right," replied Tik-Tok; "but I_do_not_think Rug-ge-do would bleed if I filled him full of holes and put him in aci-der press ."

Then the officers fell in line, the four Generals abreast and then the four Colonels and_the four Majors and_the four Captains .They drew their glittering swords and commanded Tik-Tok to march, which he_did .Twice he fell down, being tripped by_the rough rocks, but when he struck the smooth path he got along better . into_the gloomy mouth of_the cavern entrance he stepped without hesitation, and after him proudly pranced the officers and Queen Ann .The others held back alittle, waiting to_see what would happen .

of_course the Nome King knew they were coming and was prepared to receive them .Just within_the rocky passage that led to_the jeweled throne-room was adeep pit, which_was usually covered .Ruggedo had ordered the cover removed and it now stood open, scarcely visible in_the gloom .

The pit was so large around that_it nearly filled the passage and there_was barely room for_one to walk around it by pressing close to_the rock walls .This Tik-Tok did, for_his copper eyes saw the pit clearly and he avoided it; but the officers marched straight into_the hole and tumbled in aheap on_the bottom .An instant later Queen Ann also walked into_the pit, for she had her chin in_the air and was careless where she placed her feet .Then one_of_the nomes pulled alever which replaced the cover on_the pit and made the officers of Oogaboo and their Queen fast prisoners .

As for Tik-Tok, he kept straight on to_the cavern where Ruggedo sat in_his throne and there he faced the Nome King and said:

"I here-by con-quer you in_the name of Queen Ann So-forth of Oo-ga-boo, whose Ar-my I_am, and I de-clare that you_are her pris-on-er ! "

Ruggedo laughed at him .

"Where is_this famous Queen ? " he asked .

"She'll be here in amin-ute," said Tik-Tok ."Per-haps she stopped to tie her shoe-string ."

"Now, see here, Tik-Tok," began the Nome King, in astern voice, "I've had enough of_this nonsense .Your Queen and her officers are all prisoners, having fallen into my power, so perhaps you'll tell me what you mean to_do ."

"My or-ders were to con-quer you," replied Tik- Tok, "and my ma-chin-er-y has_done the best it knows how to car-ry out those or-ders ."

Ruggedo pounded on_his gong and Kaliko appeared, followed closely by General Guph .

"Take this copper man into_the shops and set him to work hammering gold," commanded the King ."Being run by machinery he ought_to_be asteady worker .He ought never to_have_been made, but since he exists I_shall hereafter put him to good use ."

" if_you try to cap-ture me," said Tik-Tok, " I_shall fight ."

"Don't do_that ! " exclaimed General Guph, earnestly, "for it_will_be useless to resist and you_might hurt some one ."

But Tik-Tok raised his gun and took aim and not knowing what damage the gun might do_the nomes were afraid to_face it .

While he_was thus defying the Nome King and_his high officials, Betsy Bobbin rode calmly into_the royal cavern, seated upon_the back of Hank the mule .The little girl had grown tired of waiting for "something to happen" and so had come to_see if Ruggedo had_been conquered .

"Nails and nuggets ! " roared the King; "how dare you bring that beast here and enter my presence unannounced ? "

"There wasn't anybody to announce me," replied Betsy ."I guess your folks were all busy . are_you conquered yet ? "

"No ! " shouted the King, almost beside himself with rage .

"Then please give_me something to eat, for I'm awful hungry," said the girl ." you_see, this conquering business is a good_deal like waiting for


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