Oz 08: Tik-Tok of Oz by L. Frank Baum
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to_the officers and said: " I_must ask_you to_do me afavor . I_know it_is undignified in officers to fight, but unless you immediately capture Private Files and force him to obey my orders there_will_be no plunder for any of us .Also it_is likely you_will all suffer the pangs of hunger, and when we meet apowerful foe you_are liable to_be captured and made slaves ."

The prospect of_this awful fate so frightened the officers that_they drew their swords and rushed upon Files, who stood beside Shaggy, in atruly ferocious manner .The next instant, however, they halted and again fell upon their knees; for there, before them, was_the glistening Love Magnet, held in_the hand of_the smiling Shaggy Man, and_the sight of_this magic talisman at once won the heart of every Oogabooite .Even Ann saw the Love Magnet, and forgetting all enmity and anger threw herself upon Shaggy and embraced him lovingly .

Quite disconcerted by_this unexpected effect of_the Magnet, Shaggy disengaged himself from_the Queen's encircling arms and quickly hid the talisman in_his pocket .The adventurers from Oogaboo were now his firm friends, and there_was no more talk about conquering and binding any of_his party .

" if_you insist on conquering anyone," said Shaggy, " you_may march with me to_the underground Kingdom of Ruggedo .To conquer the world, as_you_have set out to_do, you_must conquer everyone under its surface as_well as_those upon its surface, and no one in all the world needs conquering so_much as Ruggedo ."

" who_is he ? " asked Ann .

"The Metal Monarch, King of_the Nomes ."

"Is he rich ? " inquired Major Stockings in an anxious voice .

" of_course," answered Shaggy ."He owns all the metal that lies underground--gold, silver, copper, brass and tin .He has an idea he also owns all the metals above ground, for he_says all metal was once apart of_his kingdom .So, by conquering the Metal Monarch, you_will win all the riches in_the_world ."

"Ah ! " exclaimed General Apple, heaving adeep sigh, " that_would_be plunder worth our while .Let's conquer him, Your Majesty ."

The Queen looked reproachfully at Files, who was sitting next to_the lovely Princess and whispering in her ear .

"Alas," said Ann, " I_have no longer an Army . I_have plenty of brave officers, indeed, but no private soldier for_them to command .Therefore I_cannot conquer Ruggedo and win all his wealth ."

"Why don't you make one of your officers the Private ? " asked Shaggy; but at once every officer began to protest and_the Queen of Oogaboo shook her head as she replied:

" that_is impossible .aprivate soldier must_be aterrible fighter, and my officers are unable to fight . they_are exceptionally brave in commanding others to fight, but could_not themselves meet the enemy and conquer ."

"Very true, Your Majesty," said Colonel Plum, eagerly ." there_are many kinds of bravery and one cannot_be expected to possess them all .I myself am brave as alion in all ways until it comes to fighting, but then my nature revolts .Fighting is unkind and liable to_be injurious to others; so, being agentleman, I never fight ."

"Nor I ! " shouted each of_the other officers .

" you_see," said Ann, "how helpless I_am . had_not Private Files proved himself atraitor and adeserter, i_would gladly have conquered this Ruggedo; but an Army without aprivate soldier is like abee without astinger ."

" I_am not atraitor, Your Majesty," protested Files ."I resigned in aproper manner, not liking the job .But there_are plenty of people to_take my place . why_not make Shaggy Man the private soldier ? "

" he_might_be killed," said Ann, looking tenderly at Shaggy, "for he_is mortal, and able to die .If anything happened to him, it would break my heart ."

"It would hurt me worse than that," declared Shaggy ." you_must admit, Your Majesty, that I_am commander of_this expedition, for_it is my brother we_are seeking, rather than plunder .But I and my companions would like the assistance of your Army, and if_you help_us to conquer Ruggedo and to rescue my brother from captivity we_will allow you to_keep all the gold and jewels and other plunder you_may find ."

This prospect was so tempting that_the officers began whispering together and presently Colonel Cheese said: "Your Majesty, by combining our brains we_have just evolved amost brilliant idea . we_will make_the Clockwork Man the private soldier ! "

"Who ? Me ? " asked Tik-Tok ."Not for asin-gle sec-ond ! I_can-not fight, and you_must not for-get that_it_was Rug-ge-do who threw me in_the well ."

" at_that_time you had no gun," said Polychrome ."But if_you join the Army of Oogaboo you_will carry the gun that Mr Files used ."

"A sol-dier must_be a-ble to run as_well as_to fight," protested Tik-Tok, "and if_my works run down, as_they of-ten do, I_could nei-ther run nor fight ."

"I'll keep you wound up, Tik-Tok," promised Betsy .

"Why, it isn't abad idea," said Shaggy ."Tik- Tok will make an ideal soldier, for nothing can injure him except asledge hammer .And, since aprivate soldier seems_to_be necessary to_this Army, Tik-Tok is_the only one_of_our party fitted to undertake the job ."

"What must I_do ? " asked Tik-Tok .

"Obey orders," replied Ann ." when_the officers command you to_do anything, you_must do_it; that_is all ."

" and_that's enough, too," said Files .

"Do I get asalary ? " inquired Tik-Tok .

"You get your share of_the plunder," answered the Queen .

"Yes," remarked Files, "one-half of_the plunder goes to Queen Ann, the other half is divided among_the officers, and_the Private gets the rest ."

" that_will_be sat-is-fac-tor-y," said Tik-Tok, picking up the gun and examining it wonderingly, for he had never before seen such aweapon .

Then Ann strapped the knapsack to Tik-Tok's copper back and said: "Now we_are ready to march to Ruggedo's Kingdom and conquer it .Officers, give the command to march ."

"Fall--in ! " yelled the Generals, drawing their swords .

"Fall--in ! " cried the Colonels, drawing their swords .

"Fall--in ! " shouted the Majors, drawing their swords .

"Fall--in ! " bawled the Captains, drawing their swords .

Tik-Tok looked at them and then around him in surprise .

"Fall in what ? The well ? " he asked .

"No," said Queen Ann, " you_must fall in marching order ."

"Can-not I march without fall-ing in- to_it ? " asked the Clockwork Man .

"Shoulder your gun and stand ready to march," advised Files; so Tik-Tok held the gun straight and stood still .

"What next ? " he asked .

The Queen turned to Shaggy .

"Which road leads to_the Metal Monarch's cavern ? "

"We don't know, Your Majesty," was_the reply .

"But this_is absurd ! " said Ann with afrown ." if_we_can't get to Ruggedo, it_is certain that we_can't conquer him ."

" you_are right," admitted Shaggy; "but I_did_not_say we_could_not get to him . we_have only to discover the way, and_that was_the matter we were considering when_you and your magnificent Army arrived here ."

"Well, then, get busy and discover it," snapped the Queen .

That was no easy task .They all stood looking from one road to another in perplexity .The paths radiated from_the little clearing like the rays of_the midday sun, and each path seemed like all the others .

Files and_the Rose Princess, who had by_this_time become good friends, advanced alittle way along one_of_the roads and found that_it_was bordered by pretty wild flowers .

"Why don't you ask_the flowers to_tell you the way ? " he_said to_his companion .

"The flowers ? " returned the Princess, surprised at_the question .

" of_course," said Files ."The field-flowers must_be second-cousins to aRose Princess, and I believe if_you ask them they_will tell you ."

She looked more closely at_the flowers .There were hundreds of white daisies, golden buttercups, bluebells and daffodils growing by_the roadside, and each flower-head was firmly set upon its slender but stout stem .There were even afew wild roses scattered here and there and perhaps it was_the sight of_these that gave the Princess courage to ask_the important question .

She dropped to her knees, facing the flowers, and extended both her arms pleadingly toward them .

"Tell me, pretty cousins," she said in her sweet, gentle voice, " which_way will lead us to_the Kingdom of Ruggedo, the Nome King ? "

At once all the stems bent gracefully to_the right and_the flower heads nodded once--twice-- thrice in_that direction .

"That's it ! " cried Files joyfully ."Now we_know the way ."

Ozga rose to her feet and looked wonderingly at_the field-flowers, which had now resumed their upright position .

" was_it the wind, do_you_think ? " she asked in alow whisper .

"No, indeed," replied Files ." there_is not abreath of wind stirring .But these lovely blossoms are indeed your cousins and answered your question at once, as I_knew they_would ."

Chapter Nine

Ruggedo's Rage is Rash and Reckless

The way taken by_the adventurers led up hill and down dale and wound here and there in afashion that seemed aimless .But always it drew nearer to arange of low mountains and Files said more than once that he_was certain the entrance to Ruggedo's cavern would_be found among_these rugged hills .

in_this he_was quite correct .Far underneath the nearest mountain was agorgeous chamber hollowed from_the solid rock, the walls and roof of_which glittered with thousands of magnificent jewels .Here, on athrone of virgin gold, sat the famous Nome King, dressed in splendid robes and wearing asuperb crown cut from asingle blood-red ruby .

Ruggedo, the Monarch of all the Metals and Precious Stones


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