sign
back ! " cried Betsy, who had knelt down to examine the man
"Dear me; how funny ! Listen
" Then she read the following words, engraved
copper plates
man's body:
SMITH & TINKER'S Patent Double-Action, Extra-Responsive, Thought-Creating, Perfect-Talking MECHANICAL MAN Fitted
Special Clockwork Attachment
Thinks, Speaks, Acts, and Does Everything but Live

"Isn't he wonderful ! " exclaimed the Princess

"Yes; but here's more," said Betsy, reading from another engraved plate:
DIRECTIONS FOR USING:
For THINKING:--Wind the Clockwork Man under his left arm, (marked No
1)
For SPEAKING:--Wind the Clockwork Man under his right arm, (marked No
2)
For WALKING and ACTION:--Wind Clockwork Man
middle
back, (marked No
3)

N
B
--This Mechanism is guaranteed to work perfectly for
thousand years

"If he's guaranteed for
thousand years," said Polychrome, "he ought to work yet
"
"
," replied Shaggy
"Let's wind him up
"
to
they were obliged to set the copper man upon his feet, in an upright position, and
no easy task
inclined to topple over, and had
propped again and again
The girls assisted Shaggy, and at last Tik- Tok seemed
balanced and stood alone upon his broad feet

"Yes," said Shaggy, looking
copper man carefully, "this
, indeed, my old friend Tik-Tok, whom I left ticking merrily
Land of Oz
But how
lonely place, and got into that old well, is surely
mystery
"
"
wind him, perhaps
tell us," suggested Betsy
"Here's the key, hanging to
hook
back
What part of him shall I wind up first ? "
"His thoughts,
," said Polychrome, "
requires thought
or move intelligently
"
So Betsy wound him under his left arm, and at once little flashes of light began to show
top
head,
proof that he had begun

"Now, then," said Shaggy, "wind up his phonograph
"
"What's that ? " she asked

"Why, his talking-machine
His thoughts
interesting, but they don't tell us anything
"
So Betsy wound the copper man under his right arm, and then
interior
copper body came in jerky tones the words: "Ma-ny thanks ! "
"Hurrah ! " cried Shaggy, joyfully, and he slapped Tik-Tok
back
hearty manner
copper man lost his balance and tumbled
ground in
heap
But the clockwork that enabled him
wound up and he kept saying: "Pick-me-up ! Pick-me-up ! Pick-me-up ! " until they had again raised him and balanced him upon his feet, when he added politely: "Ma-ny thanks ! "
"He won't be self-supporting until we wind up his action," remarked Shaggy; so Betsy wound it, as tight as
--
key turned rather hard--and then Tik-Tok lifted his feet, marched around in
circle and ended by stopping
group and making them all
low bow

"How
did you happen
well, when I left you safe in Oz ? " inquired Shaggy

"
long sto-ry," replied Tik-Tok, "but I'll tell it in
few words
Af-ter you had gone in search of your broth-er, Oz-ma saw you wan-der- ing in strange lands when-ev-er she looked in her mag-ic pic-ture, and she also saw your broth-er
Nome King's cavern; so she sent me
you where
your broth-er and told me to
if
The Sor-cer-ess, Glin-da the Good, trans-port-ed me
place
wink of an eye; but here I met the Nome King him-self--old Rug-ge-do,
called
parts the Met-al Mon-arch
Rug-ge-do knew what I had come for, and
so an-gry that he threw me down the well
Af-ter my works ran down
help-less un-til you came a-long and pulled me out a-gain
Ma-ny thanks
"
"
, indeed, good news," said Shaggy
"I suspected that my brother
prisoner of Ruggedo; but now
it
Tell us, Tik-Tok, how shall we get
Nome King's underground cavern ? "
"The best way is to walk," said Tik-Tok
"
crawl, or jump, or roll o-ver and o-ver until we get there; but the best way is to walk
"
"
; but which road shall we take ? "
"My ma-chin-er-y is-n't made
that," replied Tik-Tok

"
more than one entrance
underground cavern," said Polychrome; "but old Ruggedo has cleverly concealed every opening,
earth dwellers can not intrude
domain
If
our way underground at all,
by chance
"
"Then," said Betsy, "
select any road, haphazard,
where it leads us
"
"That seems sensible," declared the Princess
"It may require
lot
Ruggedo, but
more time than anything else
"
"
keep me wound up," said Tik-Tok, "
last
thou-sand years
"
"Then the only question to decide is
," added Shaggy, looking first at one road and then at another

But while they stood hesitating,
peculiar sound reached their ears--a sound like the tramping of many feet

"What's coming ? " cried Betsy; and then she ran
left-hand road and glanced along the path
"Why, it's an army ! " she exclaimed
"What shall
, hide or run ? "
"Stand still," commanded Shaggy
"I'm not afraid of an army
prove
friendly,
;
enemies, I'll show them the Love Magnet
"
Chapter Eight
Tik-Tok Tackles
Tough Task
While Shaggy
companions stood huddled in
group at one side, the Army of Oogaboo was approaching along the pathway, the tramp
feet being
accompanied by
dismal groan as
officers stepped on
sharp stone or knocked his funnybone against his neighbor's sword-handle

Then out from
trees marched Private Files, bearing the banner of Oogaboo, which fluttered from
long pole
This pole he stuck
ground just in front
well and then he cried in
loud voice:
"I hereby conquer this territory
name of Queen Ann Soforth of Oogaboo, and all the inhabitants
land I proclaim her slaves ! "
officers now stuck their heads
bushes and asked:
"
coast clear, Private Files ? "
"
no coast here,"
reply, "but all's well
"
"
there's water
," said General Cone, mustering courage to advance
well; but just then he caught
glimpse of Tik-Tok and Shaggy and at once fell upon his knees, trembling and frightened and cried out:
"Mercy, kind enemies ! Mercy ! Spare us, and
your slaves forever ! "
The other officers, who had now advanced
clearing, likewise fell upon their knees and begged for mercy

Files turned around and, seeing the strangers
first time, examined them with much curiosity
Then, discovering that three
party were girls, he lifted his cap and made
polite bow

"What's all this ? " demanded
harsh voice, as Queen Ann reached the place and beheld her kneeling army

"Permit us to introduce ourselves," replied Shaggy, stepping forward
"
Tik-Tok, the Clockwork Man--who works better than some meat people
And
Princess Ozga of Roseland, just now unfortunately exiled from her Kingdom of Roses
I next present Polychrome,
sky fairy, who lost her Bow by an accident and can't find her way home
The small girl
Betsy Bobbin, from some unknown earthly paradise called Oklahoma, and with her
Mr Hank,
mule with
long tail and
short temper
"
"Puh ! " said Ann, scornfully; "a pretty lot of vagabonds
, indeed; all lost or strayed, I suppose, and not worth
Queen's plundering
I'm sorry I've conquered you
"
"But you haven't conquered us yet," called Betsy indignantly

"No," agreed Files, "
fact
But
officers will kindly command me to conquer you,
at once, after which
stop arguing and converse more at our ease
"
The officers had
risen from their knees and brushed the dust from their trousers
the enemy
look very fierce, so the Generals and Colonels and Majors and Captains gained courage
them and began strutting in their most haughty manner

"
understand," said Ann, "that
the Queen of Oogaboo, and
my invincible Army
busy conquering the world, and since you
part
world,
obstructing our journey,
necessary
to conquer you--unworthy though
high honor
"
"That's all right," replied Shaggy
"Conquer us as often
like
We don't mind
"
"But we won't be anybody's slaves," added Betsy, positively

"We'll see
," retorted the Queen, angrily
"Advance, Private Files, and bind the enemy hand and foot ! "
But Private Files looked at pretty Betsy and fascinating Polychrome
beautiful Rose Princess and shook his head

"It
impolite, and I won't
," he asserted

"
! " cried Ann
"
your duty to obey orders
"
"I haven't received any orders from my officers," objected the Private

But the Generals now shouted: "Forward, and bind the prisoners ! "
Colonels and Majors and Captains repeated the command, yelling it as loud as

All this noise annoyed Hank, who
eyeing the Army of Oogaboo with strong disfavor
The mule now dashed forward and began backing
officers and kicking fierce and dangerous heels at them
The attack was so sudden
officers scattered like dust in
whirlwind, dropping their swords
ran and trying to seek refuge behind the trees and bushes

Betsy laughed joyously
comical rout
"noble army," and Polychrome danced with glee
But Ann was furious
ignoble defeat of her gallant forces by one small mule

"Private Files, I command you
your duty ! " she cried again, and then she herself ducked to escape the mule's heels--for Hank made no distinction in favor of
lady who was an open enemy
Betsy grabbed her champion
forelock, however, and so held him fast, and
officers saw
mule was restrained from further attacks they crept fearfully back and picked up their discarded swords

"Private Files, seize and bind these prisoners ! " screamed the Queen

"No," said Files, throwing down his gun and removing the knapsack
strapped
back, "I resign my position
Army of Oogaboo
I enlisted to fight the enemy and become
hero, but
some one to bind harmless girls
to hire another Private
"
Then he walked over
others and shook hands with Shaggy and Tik-Tok

"Treason ! " shrieked Ann, and all the officers echoed her cry

"Nonsense," said Files
"I've the right to resign if
to
"
"Indeed you haven't ! " retorted the Queen
"
resign
break up my Army, and then
conquer the world
" She now turned
officers and said: "