Oz 08: Tik-Tok of Oz by L. Frank Baum
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asign on_his back ! " cried Betsy, who had knelt down to examine the man ."Dear me; how funny ! Listen to_this ."

Then she read the following words, engraved upon_the copper plates of_the man's body:

SMITH & TINKER'S Patent Double-Action, Extra-Responsive, Thought-Creating, Perfect-Talking MECHANICAL MAN Fitted with_our Special Clockwork Attachment .Thinks, Speaks, Acts, and Does Everything but Live .

"Isn't he wonderful ! " exclaimed the Princess .

"Yes; but here's more," said Betsy, reading from another engraved plate:

DIRECTIONS FOR USING:

For THINKING:--Wind the Clockwork Man under his left arm, (marked No .1) .For SPEAKING:--Wind the Clockwork Man under his right arm, (marked No .2) .For WALKING and ACTION:--Wind Clockwork Man in_the middle of_his back, (marked No .3) .

N .B .--This Mechanism is guaranteed to work perfectly for athousand years .

"If he's guaranteed for athousand years," said Polychrome, "he ought to work yet ."

" of_course," replied Shaggy ."Let's wind him up ."

in_order to do_this they were obliged to set the copper man upon his feet, in an upright position, and this_was no easy task . he_was inclined to topple over, and had to_be propped again and again .The girls assisted Shaggy, and at last Tik- Tok seemed to_be balanced and stood alone upon his broad feet .

"Yes," said Shaggy, looking at_the copper man carefully, "this must_be, indeed, my old friend Tik-Tok, whom I left ticking merrily in_the Land of Oz .But how he_came to_this lonely place, and got into that old well, is surely amystery ."

" if_we wind him, perhaps he_will tell us," suggested Betsy ."Here's the key, hanging to ahook on_his back .What part of him shall I wind up first ? "

"His thoughts, of_course," said Polychrome, " for_it requires thought to_speak or move intelligently ."

So Betsy wound him under his left arm, and at once little flashes of light began to show in_the top of_his head, which_was proof that he had begun to_think .

"Now, then," said Shaggy, "wind up his phonograph ."

"What's that ? " she asked .

"Why, his talking-machine .His thoughts may_be interesting, but they don't tell us anything ."

So Betsy wound the copper man under his right arm, and then from_the interior of_his copper body came in jerky tones the words: "Ma-ny thanks ! "

"Hurrah ! " cried Shaggy, joyfully, and he slapped Tik-Tok upon_the back in_such ahearty manner that_the copper man lost his balance and tumbled to_the ground in aheap .But the clockwork that enabled him to_speak had_been wound up and he kept saying: "Pick-me-up ! Pick-me-up ! Pick-me-up ! " until they had again raised him and balanced him upon his feet, when he added politely: "Ma-ny thanks ! "

"He won't be self-supporting until we wind up his action," remarked Shaggy; so Betsy wound it, as tight as she_could-- for_the key turned rather hard--and then Tik-Tok lifted his feet, marched around in acircle and ended by stopping before_the group and making them all alow bow .

"How in_the_world did you happen to_be in_that well, when I left you safe in Oz ? " inquired Shaggy .

" it_is along sto-ry," replied Tik-Tok, "but I'll tell it in afew words .Af-ter you had gone in search of your broth-er, Oz-ma saw you wan-der- ing in strange lands when-ev-er she looked in her mag-ic pic-ture, and she also saw your broth-er in_the Nome King's cavern; so she sent me to_tell you where to_find your broth-er and told me to help_you if I_could .The Sor-cer-ess, Glin-da the Good, trans-port-ed me to_this place in_the wink of an eye; but here I met the Nome King him-self--old Rug-ge-do, who_is called in_these parts the Met-al Mon-arch .Rug-ge-do knew what I had come for, and he_was so an-gry that he threw me down the well .Af-ter my works ran down i_was help-less un-til you came a-long and pulled me out a-gain .Ma-ny thanks ."

" this_is, indeed, good news," said Shaggy ."I suspected that my brother was_the prisoner of Ruggedo; but now I_know it .Tell us, Tik-Tok, how shall we get to_the Nome King's underground cavern ? "

"The best way is to walk," said Tik-Tok ." we_might crawl, or jump, or roll o-ver and o-ver until we get there; but the best way is to walk ."

" I_know; but which road shall we take ? "

"My ma-chin-er-y is-n't made to_tell that," replied Tik-Tok .

" there_is more than one entrance to_the underground cavern," said Polychrome; "but old Ruggedo has cleverly concealed every opening, so_that earth dwellers can not intrude in_his domain .If we_find our way underground at all, it_will_be by chance ."

"Then," said Betsy, " let_us select any road, haphazard, and_see where it leads us ."

"That seems sensible," declared the Princess ."It may require alot of_time for_us to_find Ruggedo, but we_have more time than anything else ."

" if_you keep me wound up," said Tik-Tok, " i_will last athou-sand years ."

"Then the only question to decide is which_way to_go," added Shaggy, looking first at one road and then at another .

But while they stood hesitating, apeculiar sound reached their ears--a sound like the tramping of many feet .

"What's coming ? " cried Betsy; and then she ran to_the left-hand road and glanced along the path ."Why, it's an army ! " she exclaimed ."What shall we_do, hide or run ? "

"Stand still," commanded Shaggy ."I'm not afraid of an army . if_they prove to_be friendly, they_can help_us; if_they_are enemies, I'll show them the Love Magnet ."

Chapter Eight

Tik-Tok Tackles aTough Task

While Shaggy and_his companions stood huddled in agroup at one side, the Army of Oogaboo was approaching along the pathway, the tramp of_their feet being now_and_then accompanied by adismal groan as one_of_the officers stepped on asharp stone or knocked his funnybone against his neighbor's sword-handle .

Then out from among_the trees marched Private Files, bearing the banner of Oogaboo, which fluttered from along pole .This pole he stuck in_the ground just in front of_the well and then he cried in aloud voice:

"I hereby conquer this territory in_the name of Queen Ann Soforth of Oogaboo, and all the inhabitants of_the land I proclaim her slaves ! "

some_of_the officers now stuck their heads out_of_the bushes and asked:

" is_the coast clear, Private Files ? "

" there_is no coast here," was_the reply, "but all's well ."

" I_hope there's water in_it," said General Cone, mustering courage to advance to_the well; but just then he caught aglimpse of Tik-Tok and Shaggy and at once fell upon his knees, trembling and frightened and cried out:

"Mercy, kind enemies ! Mercy ! Spare us, and we_will_be your slaves forever ! "

The other officers, who had now advanced into_the clearing, likewise fell upon their knees and begged for mercy .

Files turned around and, seeing the strangers for_the first time, examined them with much curiosity .Then, discovering that three of_the party were girls, he lifted his cap and made apolite bow .

"What's all this ? " demanded aharsh voice, as Queen Ann reached the place and beheld her kneeling army .

"Permit us to introduce ourselves," replied Shaggy, stepping forward ." this_is Tik-Tok, the Clockwork Man--who works better than some meat people .And here_is Princess Ozga of Roseland, just now unfortunately exiled from her Kingdom of Roses .I next present Polychrome, asky fairy, who lost her Bow by an accident and can't find her way home .The small girl here_is Betsy Bobbin, from some unknown earthly paradise called Oklahoma, and with her you_see Mr Hank, amule with along tail and ashort temper ."

"Puh ! " said Ann, scornfully; "a pretty lot of vagabonds you_are, indeed; all lost or strayed, I suppose, and not worth aQueen's plundering .I'm sorry I've conquered you ."

"But you haven't conquered us yet," called Betsy indignantly .

"No," agreed Files, " that_is afact .But if_my officers will kindly command me to conquer you, i_will do_so at once, after which we_can stop arguing and converse more at our ease ."

The officers had by_this_time risen from their knees and brushed the dust from their trousers . to_them the enemy did_not look very fierce, so the Generals and Colonels and Majors and Captains gained courage to_face them and began strutting in their most haughty manner .

" you_must understand," said Ann, "that I_am the Queen of Oogaboo, and this_is my invincible Army . we_are busy conquering the world, and since you seem_to_be apart of_the world, and_are obstructing our journey, it_is necessary for_us to conquer you--unworthy though you_may_be of_such high honor ."

"That's all right," replied Shaggy ."Conquer us as often as_you like .We don't mind ."

"But we won't be anybody's slaves," added Betsy, positively .

"We'll see about_that," retorted the Queen, angrily ."Advance, Private Files, and bind the enemy hand and foot ! "

But Private Files looked at pretty Betsy and fascinating Polychrome and_the beautiful Rose Princess and shook his head .

"It would_be impolite, and I won't do_it," he asserted .

" you_must ! " cried Ann ." it_is your duty to obey orders ."

"I haven't received any orders from my officers," objected the Private .

But the Generals now shouted: "Forward, and bind the prisoners ! " and_the Colonels and Majors and Captains repeated the command, yelling it as loud as they_could .

All this noise annoyed Hank, who had_been eyeing the Army of Oogaboo with strong disfavor .The mule now dashed forward and began backing upon_the officers and kicking fierce and dangerous heels at them .The attack was so sudden that_the officers scattered like dust in awhirlwind, dropping their swords as_they ran and trying to seek refuge behind the trees and bushes .

Betsy laughed joyously at_the comical rout of_the "noble army," and Polychrome danced with glee .But Ann was furious at_this ignoble defeat of her gallant forces by one small mule .

"Private Files, I command you to_do your duty ! " she cried again, and then she herself ducked to escape the mule's heels--for Hank made no distinction in favor of alady who was an open enemy .Betsy grabbed her champion by_the forelock, however, and so held him fast, and when_the officers saw that_the mule was restrained from further attacks they crept fearfully back and picked up their discarded swords .

"Private Files, seize and bind these prisoners ! " screamed the Queen .

"No," said Files, throwing down his gun and removing the knapsack which_was strapped to_his back, "I resign my position as_the Army of Oogaboo .I enlisted to fight the enemy and become ahero, but if_you_want some one to bind harmless girls you_will_have to hire another Private ."

Then he walked over to_the others and shook hands with Shaggy and Tik-Tok .

"Treason ! " shrieked Ann, and all the officers echoed her cry .

"Nonsense," said Files ."I've the right to resign if i_want to ."

"Indeed you haven't ! " retorted the Queen ." if_you resign it_will break up my Army, and then I_cannot conquer the world ." She now turned to_the officers and said: "


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