The Flowering of the Strange Orchid by H.G. Wells
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The Flowering of_the Strange Orchid

by H .G .Wells

The buying of orchids always has in_it acertain speculative flavour . you_have before_you the brown shrivelled lump of tissue, and for_the rest you_must trust your judgment, or the auctioneer, or your good luck, as_your taste may incline .The plant may_be moribund or dead, or it may_be just arespectable purchase, fair value for your money, or perhaps-- for_the thing has happened again and again--there slowly unfolds before_the delighted eyes of_the happy purchaser, day after day, some new variety, some novel richness, astrange twist of_the labellum, or some subtler colouration or unexpected mimicry .Pride, beauty, and profit blossom together on one delicate green spike, and, it may_be, even immortality . for_the new miracle of nature may stand in need of anew specific name, and what so convenient as_that of_its discoverer ? "John-smithia" ! there_have been worse names .

it_was perhaps the hope of some such happy discovery that made Winter Wedderburn such afrequent attendant at_these sales--that hope, and also, maybe, the fact that he had nothing else of_the slightest interest to_do in_the_world . he_was ashy, lonely, rather ineffectual man, provided with just enough income to_keep off the spur of necessity, and not enough nervous energy to_make him seek any exacting employments . he_might_have collected stamps or coins, or translated Horace, or bound books, or invented new species of diatoms .But, as it happened, he grew orchids, and had one ambitious little hothouse .

" I_have afancy," he_said over his coffee, "that something is going to happen to_me to-day ." He spoke--as he moved and thought--slowly .

"Oh, don't say that ! " said his housekeeper--who was also his remote cousin .For "something happening" was aeuphemism that meant only one_thing to her .

"You misunderstand me .I mean nothing unpleasant .. .though what I_do mean I scarcely know .

"To-day," he continued, after apause, "Peters' are going to_sell abatch of plants from_the Andamans and_the Indies . I_shall go up and_see what they_have .It may_be I_shall buy something good unawares . that_may_be it ."

He passed his cup for_his second cupful of coffee .

"Are these the things collected by_that poor young fellow you told me of_the other day ? " asked his cousin, as she filled his cup .

"Yes," he_said, and became meditative over apiece of toast .

"Nothing ever does happen to_me," he remarked presently, beginning to_think aloud ."I wonder why ? Things enough happen to other people . there_is Harvey .Only the other week; on Monday he picked up sixpence, on Wednesday his chicks all had the staggers, on Friday his cousin came home from Australia, and on Saturday he broke his ankle .What awhirl of excitement ! --compared to_me ."

" i_think i_would rather be without so_much excitement," said his housekeeper ."It can't be good for_you ."

"I suppose it's troublesome .Still .. . you_see, nothing ever happens to_me .When i_was alittle boy I never had accidents .I never fell in love as I grew up .Never married .. .I wonder how it feels to_have something happen to_you, something really remarkable .

"That orchid-collector was only thirty-six--twenty years younger than myself--when he died .And he had_been married twice and divorced once; he had had malarial fever four times, and once he broke his thigh .He killed aMalay once, and once he_was wounded by apoisoned dart .And in_the end he_was killed by jungle-leeches .It must_have all been very troublesome, but then it must have_been very interesting, you_know--except, perhaps, the leeches ."

" I_am_sure it_was not good for him," said the lady with conviction .

"Perhaps not ." And then Wedderburn looked at his watch ."Twenty-three minutes past eight . I_am going up by_the quarter to twelve train, so that_there_is plenty of_time . i_think I_shall wear my alpaca jacket-- it_is quite warm enough--and my grey felt hat and brown shoes .I suppose--"

He glanced out_of_the window at_the serene sky and sunlit garden, and then nervously at his cousin's face .

" i_think you had better take an umbrella if_you_are going to London," she said in avoice that admitted of no denial ."There's all between here and_the station coming back ."

When he returned he_was in astate of mild excitement .He had made apurchase . it_was rare that he_could make up his mind quickly enough to_buy, but this_time he had done so .

" there_are Vandas," he_said, "and aDendrobe and some Palaeonophis ." He surveyed his purchases lovingly as he consumed his soup .They were laid out on_the spotless tablecloth before him, and he_was telling his cousin all about_them as he slowly meandered through his dinner . it_was his custom to live all his visits to London over again in_the evening for her and_his own entertainment .

" I_knew something would happen to-day .And I_have bought all these . some_of_them-- some_of_them-- I_feel_sure, do_you_know, that some_of_them will_be remarkable .I don't know how it_is, but I_feel just as sure as_if some one had told me that some_of_these will turn out remarkable .

"That one "--he pointed to ashrivelled rhizome--"was not identified .It may_be aPalaeonophis--or it may not .It may_be anew species, or even anew genus .And it was_the last that poor Batten ever collected ."

"I don't like the look of it," said his housekeeper ."It's such an ugly shape ."

" to_me it scarcely seems to_have ashape ."

"I don't like those things that stick out," said his housekeeper .

"It shall be put away in apot to-morrow ."

"It looks," said the housekeeper, "like aspider shamming dead ."

Wedderburn smiled and surveyed the root with_his head on one side ." it_is certainly not apretty lump of stuff .But you_can never judge of_these things from their dry appearance .It may turn out to_be avery beautiful orchid indeed .How busy I_shall_be to-morrow ! I_must see to-night just exactly what to_do with_these things, and to-morrow I_shall set to work ."

"They found poor Batten lying dead, or dying, in amangrove swamp--I forget which," he began again presently, "with one_of_these very orchids crushed up under his body .He had_been unwell for some days with some kind of native fever, and I suppose he fainted .These mangrove swamps are very unwholesome .Every drop of blood, they say, was taken out of him by_the jungle-leeches .It may_be that very plant that cost him his life to obtain ."

" i_think none the better of it for_that ."

"Men must work though women may weep," said Wedderburn with profound gravity .

"Fancy dying away from every comfort in anasty swamp ! Fancy being ill of fever with nothing to_take but chlorodyne and quinine--if men were left to themselves they_would live on chlorodyne and quinine--and no one round you but horrible natives ! They say the Andaman islanders are most disgusting wretches--and, anyhow, they_can scarcely make good nurses, not having the necessary training .And just for people in England to_have orchids ! "

"I don't suppose it_was comfortable, but some men seem to enjoy that kind of thing," said Wedderburn ."Anyhow, the natives of_his party were sufficiently civilised to_take care of all his collection until his colleague, who was an ornithologist, came back again from_the interior; though they_could_not tell the species of_the orchid, and had let it wither .And it makes these things more interesting ."

"It makes them disgusting . i_should_be afraid of some_of_the malaria clinging to_them .And just think, there_has_been adead body lying across that ugly thing ! I never thought of_that before .There ! I declare I_cannot eat another mouthful of dinner ."

" i_will take them off the table if_you like, and put them in_the window-seat . I_can_see them just as_well there ."

The next few_days he_was indeed singularly busy in_his steamy little hothouse, fussing about with charcoal, lumps of teak, moss, and all the other mysteries of_the orchid cultivator .He considered he_was having awonderfully eventful time . in_the evening he_would talk about these new orchids to_his friends, and over and over again he reverted to_his expectation of something strange .

Several of_the Vandas and_the Dendrobium died under his care, but presently the strange orchid began to show signs of life . he_was delighted, and took his housekeeper right away from jam-making to_see it at once, directly he_made the discovery .

" that_is abud," he_said, "and presently there_will_be


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