Strange Orchid by H
G
Wells
The buying of orchids always has
certain speculative flavour
the brown shrivelled lump of tissue, and
rest
trust your judgment, or the auctioneer, or your good luck,
taste may incline
The plant
moribund or dead, or it
just
respectable purchase, fair value for your money, or perhaps--
thing has happened again and again--there slowly unfolds
delighted eyes
happy purchaser, day after day, some new variety, some novel richness,
strange twist
labellum, or some subtler colouration or unexpected mimicry
Pride, beauty, and profit blossom together on one delicate green spike, and, it
, even immortality
new miracle of nature may stand in need of
new specific name, and what so convenient
discoverer ? "John-smithia" !
been worse names

perhaps the hope of some such happy discovery that made Winter Wedderburn such
frequent attendant
sales--that hope, and also, maybe, the fact that he had nothing else
slightest interest
shy, lonely, rather ineffectual man, provided with just enough income
off the spur of necessity, and not enough nervous energy
him seek any exacting employments
collected stamps or coins, or translated Horace, or bound books, or invented new species of diatoms
But, as it happened, he grew orchids, and had one ambitious little hothouse

"
fancy,"
over his coffee, "that something is going to happen
to-day
" He spoke--as he moved and thought--slowly

"Oh, don't say that ! " said his housekeeper--who was also his remote cousin
For "something happening" was
euphemism that meant only
to her

"You misunderstand me
I mean nothing unpleasant
.
though what
mean I scarcely know

"To-day," he continued, after
pause, "Peters' are going
batch of plants
Andamans
Indies
go up
what
It
buy something good unawares
it
"
He passed his cup
second cupful of coffee

"Are these the things collected
poor young fellow you told me
other day ? " asked his cousin, as she filled his cup

"Yes,"
, and became meditative over
piece of toast

"Nothing ever does happen
," he remarked presently, beginning
aloud
"I wonder why ? Things enough happen to other people
Harvey
Only the other week; on Monday he picked up sixpence, on Wednesday his chicks all had the staggers, on Friday his cousin came home from Australia, and on Saturday he broke his ankle
What
whirl of excitement ! --compared
"
"
rather be without
excitement," said his housekeeper
"It can't be good
"
"I suppose it's troublesome
Still
.
, nothing ever happens
When
little boy I never had accidents
I never fell in love as I grew up
Never married
.
I wonder how it feels
something happen
, something really remarkable

"That orchid-collector was only thirty-six--twenty years younger than myself--when he died
And he
married twice and divorced once; he had had malarial fever four times, and once he broke his thigh
He killed
Malay once, and once
wounded by
poisoned dart
And
end
killed by jungle-leeches
It
all been very troublesome, but then it must
very interesting,
--except, perhaps, the leeches
"
"
not good for him," said the lady with conviction

"Perhaps not
" And then Wedderburn looked at his watch
"Twenty-three minutes past eight
going up
quarter to twelve train, so
plenty
wear my alpaca jacket--
quite warm enough--and my grey felt hat and brown shoes
I suppose--"
He glanced
window
serene sky and sunlit garden, and then nervously at his cousin's face

"
you had better take an umbrella
going to London," she said in
voice that admitted of no denial
"There's all between here
station coming back
"
When he returned
in
state of mild excitement
He had made
purchase
rare that
make up his mind quickly enough
, but
he had done so

"
Vandas,"
, "and
Dendrobe and some Palaeonophis
" He surveyed his purchases lovingly as he consumed his soup
They were laid out
spotless tablecloth before him, and
telling his cousin all
as he slowly meandered through his dinner
his custom to live all his visits to London over again
evening for her
own entertainment

"
something would happen to-day
And
bought all these
--
--
,
, that
remarkable
I don't know how
, but
just as sure
some one had told me that
will turn out remarkable

"That one "--he pointed to
shrivelled rhizome--"was not identified
It
Palaeonophis--or it may not
It
new species, or even
new genus
And it
last that poor Batten ever collected
"
"I don't like the look of it," said his housekeeper
"It's such an ugly shape
"
"
it scarcely seems
shape
"
"I don't like those things that stick out," said his housekeeper

"It shall be put away in
pot to-morrow
"
"It looks," said the housekeeper, "like
spider shamming dead
"
Wedderburn smiled and surveyed the root
head on one side
"
certainly not
pretty lump of stuff
But
never judge
things from their dry appearance
It may turn out
very beautiful orchid indeed
How busy
to-morrow !
see to-night just exactly what
things, and to-morrow
set to work
"
"They found poor Batten lying dead, or dying, in
mangrove swamp--I forget which," he began again presently, "with
very orchids crushed up under his body
He
unwell for some days with some kind of native fever, and I suppose he fainted
These mangrove swamps are very unwholesome
Every drop of blood, they say, was taken out of him
jungle-leeches
It
that very plant that cost him his life to obtain
"
"
none the better of it
"
"Men must work though women may weep," said Wedderburn with profound gravity

"Fancy dying away from every comfort in
nasty swamp ! Fancy being ill of fever with nothing
but chlorodyne and quinine--if men were left to themselves
live on chlorodyne and quinine--and no one round you but horrible natives ! They say the Andaman islanders are most disgusting wretches--and, anyhow,
scarcely make good nurses, not having the necessary training
And just for people in England
orchids ! "
"I don't suppose
comfortable, but some men seem to enjoy that kind of thing," said Wedderburn
"Anyhow, the natives
party were sufficiently civilised
care of all his collection until his colleague, who was an ornithologist, came back again
interior; though
tell the species
orchid, and had let it wither
And it makes these things more interesting
"
"It makes them disgusting
afraid of
malaria clinging
And just think,
dead body lying across that ugly thing ! I never thought
before
There ! I declare
eat another mouthful of dinner
"
"
take them off the table
like, and put them
window-seat
them just
there
"
The next
indeed singularly busy
steamy little hothouse, fussing about with charcoal, lumps of teak, moss, and all the other mysteries
orchid cultivator
He considered
having
wonderfully eventful time
evening
talk about these new orchids
friends, and over and over again he reverted
expectation of something strange

Several
Vandas
Dendrobium died under his care, but presently the strange orchid began to show signs of life
delighted, and took his housekeeper right away from jam-making
it at once, directly
the discovery

"
bud,"
, "and presently