A Slip under the Microscope by H.G. Wells
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of_the museum she talked a good_deal to him of socialism and Browning and general propositions) that she had met Wedderburn at_the house of some people she knew, and "he's inherited his cleverness; for_his father, you_know, is_the great eye-specialist ."

"_My father is acobbler," said Hill, quite irrelevantly, and perceived the want of dignity even as he_said it .But the gleam of jealousy did_not offend her .She conceived herself the fundamental source of it .He suffered bitterly from asense of Wedderburn's unfairness, and arealisation of_his own handicap .Here was_this Wedderburn had picked up aprominent man for afather, and instead of_his losing so_many marks on_the score of_that advantage, it_was counted to him for righteousness ! And while Hill had to introduce himself and talk to Miss Haysman clumsily over mangled guinea-pigs in_the laboratory, this Wedderburn, in some backstairs way, had access to her social altitudes, and could converse in apolished argot that Hill understood perhaps, but felt incapable of speaking .Not, of_course, that he_wanted to .Then it seemed to Hill that for Wedderburn to_come there day after day with cuffs unfrayed, neatly tailored, precisely barbered, quietly perfect, was in itself an ill-bred, sneering sort of proceeding .Moreover, it_was astealthy thing for Wedderburn to behave insignificantly for aspace, to mock modesty, to lead Hill to fancy that he himself was beyond dispute the man of_the year, and then suddenly to dart in front of him, and incontinently to swell up in_this fashion . in_addition to_these things, Wedderburn displayed an increasing disposition to join in any conversational grouping that included Miss Haysman, and would venture, and indeed seek occasion, to_pass opinions derogatory to socialism and atheism .He goaded Hill to incivilities by neat, shallow, and exceedingly effective personalities about_the socialist leaders, until Hill hated Bernard Shaw's graceful egotisms, William Morris's limited editions and luxurious wall-papers, and Walter Crane's charmingly absurd ideal working men, about as_much as he hated Wedderburn .The dissertations in_the laboratory, that had_been his glory in_the previous term, became adanger, degenerated into inglorious tussels with Wedderburn, and Hill kept to_them only out of an obscure perception that his honour was involved . in_the debating society Hill knew quite clearly that, to athunderous accompaniment of banged desks, he could_have pulverised Wedderburn .Only Wedderburn never attended the debating society to_be pulverised, because--nauseous affectation ! --he "dined late ."

you_must not imagine that_these things presented themselves in quite such acrude form to Hill's perception .Hill was aborn generaliser .Wedderburn to him was not so_much an individual obstacle as atype, the salient angle of aclass .The economic theories that, after infinite ferment, had shaped themselves in Hill's mind, became abruptly concrete at_the contact .The world became full of easy-mannered, graceful, gracefully-dressed, conversationally dexterous, finally shallow Wedderburns, Bishops Wedderburn, Wedderburn M .P .'s, Professors Wedderburn, Wedderburn landlords, all with finger-bowl shibboleths and epigrammatic cities of refuge from asturdy debater .And everyone ill-clothed or ill-dressed, from_the cobbler to_the cab-runner, was aman and abrother, afellow-sufferer, to Hill's imagination . so_that he became, as it were, achampion of_the fallen and oppressed, albeit to outward seeming only aself-assertive, ill-mannered young man, and an unsuccessful champion at_that .Again and again askirmish over the afternoon tea that_the girl students had inaugurated left Hill with flushed cheeks and atattered temper, and_the debating society noticed anew quality of sarcastic bitterness in_his speeches .

you_will understand now how it_was necessary, if only in_the interests of humanity, that Hill should demolish Wedderburn in_the forthcoming examination and outshine him in_the eyes of Miss Haysman; and you_will perceive, too, how Miss Haysman fell into some common feminine misconceptions .The Hill-Wedderburn quarrel, for in_his unostentatious way Wedderburn reciprocated Hill's ill-veiled rivalry, became atribute to her indefinable charm; she was_the Queen of Beauty in atournament of scalpels and stumpy pencils .To her confidential friend's secret annoyance, it even troubled her conscience, for she was agood girl, and painfully aware, from Ruskin and contemporary fiction, how entirely men's activities are determined by women's attitudes .And if Hill never by any chance mentioned the topic of love to her, she only credited him with_the finer modesty for_that omission .So the time came on for_the second examination, and Hill's increasing pallor confirmed the general rumour that he_was working hard . in_the aerated bread shop near South Kensington Station you_would see him, breaking his bun and sipping his milk, with_his eyes intent upon apaper of closely written notes . in_his bedroom there were propositions about buds and stems round his looking-glass, adiagram to catch his eye, if soap should chance to spare it, above his washing basin .He missed several meetings of_the debating society, but he_found the chance encounters with Miss Haysman in_the spacious ways of_the adjacent art museum, or in_the little museum at_the top of_the College, or in_the College corridors, more frequent and very restful . in_particular, they used to meet in alittle gallery full of wrought-iron chests and gates, near the art library, and there Hill used to_talk, under the gentle stimulus of her flattering attention, of Browning and_his personal ambitions .acharacteristic she found remarkable in him was his freedom from avarice .He contemplated quite calmly the prospect of living all his life on an income below ahundred pounds ayear .But he_was determined to_be famous, to_make, recognisably in_his own proper person, the world abetter place to live in . he_took Bradlaugh and John Burns for_his leaders and models, poor, even impecunious, great men .But Miss Haysman thought that such lives were deficient on_the aesthetic side, by_which, though she did_not know it, she meant good wall-paper and upholstery, pretty books, tasteful clothes, concerts, and meals nicely cooked and respectfully served .

At last came the day of_the second examination, and_the professor of botany, afussy, conscientious man, rearranged all the tables in along narrow laboratory to_prevent copying, and put his demonstrator on achair on atable (where he_felt, he_said, like aHindoo god), to_see all the cheating, and stuck anotice outside the door, "Door closed," for no earthly reason that any human being could discover .And all the morning from ten till one the quill of Wedderburn shrieked defiance at Hill's, and_the quills of_the others chased their leaders in atireless pack, and so also it_was in_the afternoon .Wedderburn was alittle quieter than usual, and Hill's face was hot all day, and_his overcoat bulged with textbooks and notebooks against the last moment's revision . and_the next_day, in_the morning and in_the afternoon, was_the practical examination, when sections had to_be cut and slides identified . in_the morning Hill was depressed because he_knew he had cut athick section, and in_the afternoon came the mysterious slip .

it_was just the kind of thing that_the botanical professor was always doing .Like the income tax, it offered apremium to_the cheat . it_was apreparation under the microscope, alittle glass slip, held in its place on_the stage of_the instrument by light steel clips, and_the inscription set forth that_the slip was not to_be moved .Each student was to_go in turn to_it, sketch it, write in_his book of answers what he considered it to_be, and return to_his place .Now, to move such aslip is athing one can do by achance movement of_the finger, and in afraction of asecond .The professor's reason for decreeing that_the slip should_not_be moved depended on_the fact that_the object he_wanted identified was characteristic of acertain tree stem . in_the position in_which it_was placed it_was adifficult thing to recognise, but once the slip was moved so as_to bring other parts of_the preparation into view, its nature was obvious enough .

Hill came to_this, flushed from acontest with staining re-agents, sat down on_the little stool before_the microscope, turned the mirror to_get the best light, and then, out of sheer habit, shifted the slips .At once he remembered the prohibition, and, with an almost continuous motion of_his hands, moved it back, and sat paralysed with astonishment at his action .

Then, slowly, he turned his head .The professor was out_of_the room; the demonstrator sat aloft on_his impromptu rostrum, reading the Q .Jour .Mi .Sci .; the rest of_the examinees were busy, and with their backs to him .Should he own up_to_the accident now ? he_knew quite clearly what the thing was . it_was alenticel, acharacteristic preparation from_the elder-tree .His eyes roved over his intent fellow-students, and Wedderburn suddenly glanced over his shoulder at him with aqueer expression in_his eyes .The mental excitement that had kept Hill at an abnormal pitch of vigour these two days gave way to acurious nervous tension .His book of answers was beside him . he_did_not write down what the thing was, but with one eye at_the microscope he began making ahasty sketch of it .His mind was full of_this grotesque puzzle in ethics that had suddenly been sprung upon him .Should he identify it ? or should he leave this question unanswered ? in_that case Wedderburn would probably come out first in_the second result .How could he tell now whether he_might_not have identified the thing without shifting it ? it_was possible that Wedderburn had failed to recognise it, of_course .Suppose Wedderburn too had shifted the slide ? He looked up at_the clock .There were fifteen minutes in_which to_make up his mind .He gathered up his book of answers and_the coloured pencils he used in illustrating his replies and walked back to_his seat .

He read through his manuscript, and then sat thinking and gnawing his knuckle .It would look queer now if he owned up . he_must beat Wedderburn .He forgot the examples of_those starry gentlemen, John Burns and Bradlaugh .Besides, he reflected, the glimpse of_the rest of_the slip he had had was, after all, quite accidental, forced upon him by chance, akind of providential revelation rather than an unfair advantage . it_was not nearly so dishonest to avail himself of_that as it_was of Broome, who believed in_the efficacy of prayer, to pray daily for afirst-class ."Five minutes more," said the demonstrator, folding up his paper and becoming observant .Hill watched the clock hands until two minutes remained; then he opened the book of answers, and, with hot ears and an affectation of ease, gave his drawing of_the lenticel its name .


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