The Thousand-and-Second Tale of Scheherazade by Edgar Allan Poe
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"'Our terror at beholding this hideous thing was very great, but it_was even surpassed by our astonishment, when upon getting anearer look, we perceived upon_the creature's back avast number of animals about_the size and shape of men, and altogether much resembling them, except that_they wore no garments (as men do), being supplied (by nature, no_doubt) with an ugly uncomfortable covering, a good_deal like cloth, but fitting so tight to_the skin, as_to render the poor wretches laughably awkward, and put them apparently to severe pain . on_the very tips of_their heads were certain square-looking boxes, which, at first sight, i_thought might_have_been intended to answer as turbans, but I soon discovered that_they were excessively heavy and solid, and I therefore concluded they were contrivances designed, by their great weight, to_keep the heads of_the animals steady and safe upon their shoulders .Around the necks of_the creatures were fastened black collars, (badges of servitude, no_doubt,) such as_we keep on_our dogs, only much wider and infinitely stiffer, so that_it_was quite impossible for_these poor victims to move their heads in any direction without moving the body at_the same time; and thus they were doomed to perpetual contemplation of_their noses -- aview puggish and snubby in awonderful, if_not positively in an awful degree .

"' when_the monster had nearly reached the shore where we stood, it suddenly pushed out one of_its eyes to agreat extent, and emitted from_it aterrible flash of fire, accompanied by adense cloud of smoke, and anoise that I_can compare to nothing but thunder . as_the smoke cleared away, we saw one_of_the odd man-animals standing near the head of_the large beast with atrumpet in_his hand, through which (putting it to_his mouth) he presently addressed us in loud, harsh, and disagreeable accents, that, perhaps, we_should_have mistaken for language, had they not come altogether through_the nose .

"'Being thus evidently spoken to, i_was at aloss how to reply, as I_could in no manner understand what_was said; and in_this difficulty I turned to_the porter, who was near swooning through affright, and demanded of him his opinion as_to what species of monster it_was, what it wanted, and what kind of creatures those were that so swarmed upon its back . to_this the porter replied, as_well as he_could for trepidation, that he had once before heard of_this sea-beast; that_it_was acruel demon, with bowels of sulphur and blood of fire, created by evil genii as_the means of inflicting misery upon mankind; that_the things upon its back were vermin, such as sometimes infest cats and dogs, only alittle larger and more savage; and that_these vermin had their uses, however evil -- for, through_the torture they caused the beast by their nibbling and stingings, it_was goaded into that degree of wrath which_was requisite to_make it roar and commit ill, and so fulfil the vengeful and malicious designs of_the wicked genii .

"This account determined me to_take to my heels, and, without once even looking behind me, I ran at full speed up into_the hills, while the porter ran equally fast, although nearly in an opposite direction, so_that, by_these means, he finally made his escape with my bundles, of_which I_have no_doubt he_took excellent care -- although this_is apoint I_cannot determine, as I_do_not remember that I ever beheld him again .

"' for_myself, i_was so hotly pursued by aswarm of_the men-vermin (who had come to_the shore in boats) that i_was very_soon overtaken, bound hand and foot, and conveyed to_the beast, which immediately swam out again into_the middle of_the sea .

"'I now bitterly repented my folly in quitting acomfortable home to peril my life in_such adventures as_this; but regret being useless, I_made the best of_my condition, and exerted myself to secure the goodwill of_the man-animal that owned the trumpet, and who appeared to exercise authority over his fellows .I succeeded so_well in_this endeavor that, in_a_few_days, the creature bestowed upon me various tokens of_his favor, and in_the end even went to_the trouble of teaching me the rudiments of what it_was vain enough to denominate its language; so_that, at_length, i_was enabled to converse with it readily, and came to_make it comprehend the ardent desire I had of seeing the world .

"'Washish squashish squeak, Sinbad, hey-diddle diddle, grunt unt grumble, hiss, fiss, whiss,' said he to_me, one day after dinner- but I beg athousand pardons, I had forgotten that your majesty is_not conversant with_the dialect of_the Cock-neighs (so the man-animals were called; I presume because their language formed the connecting link between that of_the horse and_that of_the rooster) .With your permission, i_will translate .'Washish squashish,' and so forth: -- that_is_to_say, ' I_am happy to_find, my dear Sinbad, that you_are really avery excellent fellow; we_are now about doing athing which_is called circumnavigating the globe; and since you_are so desirous of seeing the world, i_will strain apoint and give_you afree passage upon back of_the beast .'"

when_the Lady Scheherazade had proceeded thus far, relates the "Isitsoornot," the king turned over from_his left side to_his right, and said:

" it_is, in_fact, very surprising, my dear queen, that you omitted, hitherto, these latter adventures of Sinbad . do_you_know i_think them exceedingly entertaining and strange ? "

The king having thus expressed himself, we_are told, the fair Scheherazade resumed her history in_the following words:

"Sinbad went on in_this manner with_his narrative to_the caliph- 'I thanked the man-animal for its kindness, and soon found myself very_much at home on_the beast, which swam at aprodigious rate through_the ocean; although the surface of_the latter is, in_that part of_the world, by no means flat, but round like apomegranate, so_that we went -- so to_say -- either up hill or down hill all the time .'

"That i_think, was very singular," interrupted the king .

"Nevertheless, it_is quite true," replied Scheherazade .

" I_have my doubts," rejoined the king; "but, pray, be so good as_to go on with_the story ."

" i_will," said the queen ."'The beast,' continued Sinbad to_the caliph, 'swam, as I_have related, up hill and down hill until, at_length, we arrived at an island, many hundreds of miles in circumference, but which, nevertheless, had_been built in_the middle of_the sea by acolony of little things like caterpillars'" {*1}

"Hum ! " said the king .

"'Leaving this island,' said Sinbad -- (for Scheherazade, it must_be understood, took no notice of her husband's ill-mannered ejaculation) 'leaving this island, we came to another where the forests were of solid stone, and so hard that_they shivered to pieces the finest-tempered axes with_which we endeavoured to cut them down ."' {*2}

"Hum ! " said the king, again; but Scheherazade, paying him no attention, continued in_the language of Sinbad .

"'Passing beyond this last island, we reached acountry where there_was acave that ran to_the distance of thirty or forty miles within_the bowels of_the earth, and_that contained agreater number of far more spacious and more magnificent palaces than are to_be found in all Damascus and Bagdad . from_the roofs of_these palaces there hung myriads of gems, liked diamonds, but larger than men; and in among_the streets of towers and pyramids and temples, there flowed immense rivers as black as ebony, and swarming with fish that had no eyes .'" {*3}

"Hum ! " said the king ."'We then swam into aregion of_the sea where we_found alofty mountain, down whose sides there streamed torrents of melted metal, some of_which were twelve miles wide and sixty miles long {*4}; while from an abyss on_the summit, issued so vast aquantity of ashes that_the sun was entirely blotted out from_the heavens, and it became darker than_the darkest midnight; so_that when we were even at_the distance of ahundred and fifty miles from_the mountain, it_was impossible to_see the whitest object, however close we held it to our eyes .'" {*5}

"Hum ! " said the king .

"'After quitting this coast, the beast continued his voyage until we met with aland in_which_the nature of things seemed reversed -- for we here saw agreat lake, at_the bottom of_which, more than ahundred feet beneath the surface of_the water, there flourished in full leaf aforest of tall and luxuriant trees .'" {*6}

"Hoo ! " said the king .

"Some hundred miles farther on brought us to aclimate where the atmosphere was so dense as_to sustain iron or steel, just as our own does feather .'" {*7)

"Fiddle de dee," said the king .

"Proceeding still in_the same direction, we presently arrived at_the most magnificent region in_the whole world .Through it there meandered aglorious river for several thousands of miles .This river was of unspeakable depth, and of atransparency richer than that of amber . it_was from three to six miles in width; and its banks which arose on either side to twelve hundred feet in perpendicular height, were crowned with ever-blossoming trees and perpetual sweet-scented flowers, that made the whole territory one gorgeous garden; but the name of_this luxuriant land was_the Kingdom of Horror, and to enter it_was inevitable death'" {*8}

"Humph ! " said the king .

"'We left this kingdom in great haste, and, after some days, came to another, where we were astonished to perceive myriads of monstrous animals with horns resembling scythes upon their heads .These hideous beasts dig for themselves vast caverns in_the soil, of afunnel shape, and line the sides of_them with, rocks, so disposed one upon_the other that_they fall instantly, when trodden upon by other animals, thus precipitating them into_the monster's dens, where their blood is immediately sucked, and their carcasses afterwards hurled contemptuously out to an immense distance from "the caverns of death ."'" {*9}

"Pooh ! " said the king .

"'Continuing our progress, we perceived adistrict with vegetables that grew not upon any soil but in_the air .{*10} There were others that sprang from_the substance of other vegetables; {*11} others that derived their substance from_the bodies of living animals; {*12} and then again, there were others that glowed all over with intense fire; {*13} others that moved from place to_place at pleasure, {*14} and what_was still more wonderful, we discovered flowers that lived and breathed and moved their limbs at will and had, moreover, the detestable passion of mankind for enslaving other creatures, and confining them in horrid and solitary prisons until the fulfillment of appointed tasks .'" {*15}

"Pshaw ! " said the king .

"'Quitting this land, we soon arrived at another in_which_the bees and_the birds are mathematicians of_such genius and erudition, that_they give daily instructions in_the science of geometry to_the wise men of_the empire .The king of_the place having offered areward for_the solution of two very difficult problems, they were solved upon_the spot -- the one by_the bees, and_the other by_the birds; but the king keeping their solution asecret, it_was only after_the most profound researches and labor, and_the writing of an infinity of big books, during along series of years, that_the men-mathematicians at_length arrived at_the identical solutions which had_been given upon_the spot by_the bees and by_the birds .'" {*16}

"Oh my ! " said the king .

"'We had scarcely lost sight of_this empire when


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