The Schoolmaster's Progress by Caroline M.S. Kirkland
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adesperate lover whose addresses were_not acceptable to_them .

if_it should seem surprising that so high-bred avisitor should_be sojourning in_the wild woods, it must_be remembered that more than one celebrated Englishman and not afew distinguished Americans have farmer brothers in_the western country, no whit less rustic in their exterior and manner of life than_the plainest of_their neighbors .When these are visited by their refined kinsfolk, we of_the woods catch glimpses of_the gay world, or think we_do .

That great medicine hath With its tinct gilded--

many avulgarism to_the satisfaction of wiser heads than ours .

Miss Bangle's manner bespoke for her that high consideration which she felt to_be her due .Yet she condescended to_be amused by_the rustics and their awkward attempts at gaiety and elegance; and, to_say truth, few of_the village merry-makings escaped her, though she wore always the air of great superiority .

The spelling-school is one_of_the ordinary winter amusements in_the country .It occurs once in afortnight, or so, and has power to draw out all the young people for miles round, arrayed in their best clothes and their holiday behavior .When all is ready, umpires are elected, and after_these have taken the distinguished place usually occupied by_the teacher, the young people of_the school choose the two best scholars to head the opposing classes .These leaders choose their followers from_the mass, each calling aname in turn, until all the spellers are ranked on one side or the other, lining the sides of_the room, and all standing .The schoolmaster, standing too, takes his spelling-book, and gives aplacid yet awe-inspiring look along the ranks, remarking that he intends to_be very impartial, and_that he shall give out nothing that_is_not in_the spelling-book . for_the first half hour or so he chooses common and easy words, that_the spirit of_the evening may not be damped by_the too early thinning of_the classes .When aword is missed, the blunderer has_to sit down, and be aspectator only for_the rest of_the evening .At certain intervals, some_of_the best speakers mount the platform, and "speak apiece," which_is generally as declamatory as possible .

The excitement of_this scene is equal to_that afforded by any city spectacle whatever; and towards the close of_the evening, when difficult and unusual words are chosen to confound the small number who still keep the floor, it becomes scarcely less_than painful .When perhaps only one_or_two remain to_be puzzled, the master, weary at last of_his task, though afavorite one, tries by tricks to_put down those whom he_cannot overcome in fair fight .If among all the curious, useless, unheard-of words which_may_be picked out_of_the spelling-book, he_cannot find one which the scholars have_not noticed, he gets the last head down by some quip or catch ."Bay" will perhaps be the sound; one scholar spells it "bey," another, "bay," while the master all the time means "ba," which comes within_the rule, being in_the spelling-book .

it_was on one_of_these occasions, as we_have said, that Miss Bangle, having come to_the spelling-school to_get materials for aletter to afemale friend, first shone upon Mr Horner .She was excessively amused by his solemn air and puckered mouth, and set him down at once as fair game .Yet she_could_not help becoming somewhat interested in_the spelling-school, and after it_was over found she had_not stored up half as many_of_the schoolmaster's points as she intended, for_the benefit of her correspondent .

in_the evening's contest ayoung girl from some few miles' distance, Ellen Kingsbury, the only child of asubstantial farmer, had_been the very last to sit down, after aprolonged effort on_the_part of Mr Horner to puzzle her, for_the credit of_his own school .She blushed, and smiled, and blushed again, but spelt on, until Mr Horner's cheeks were crimson with excitement and some touch of shame that he_should_be baffled at his own weapons . at_length, either by accident or design, Ellen missed aword, and sinking into her seat was numbered with_the slain .

in_the laugh and talk which followed (for with_the conclusion of_the spelling, all form of apublic assembly vanishes), our schoolmaster said so_many gallant things to_his fair enemy, and appeared so_much animated by_the excitement of_the contest, that Miss Bangle began to look upon him with rather more respect, and to_feel somewhat indignant that alittle rustic like Ellen should absorb the entire attention of_the only beau .She put on, therefore, her most gracious aspect, and mingled in_the circle; caused the schoolmaster to_be presented to her, and did her best to fascinate him by certain airs and graces which she had found successful elsewhere .What game is too small for_the close-woven net of acoquette ?

Mr Horner quitted not the fair Ellen until he had handed her into her father's sleigh; and he then wended his way homewards, never thinking that he ought_to_have escorted Miss Bangle to her uncle's, though she certainly waited alittle while for_his return .

we_must not follow into particulars the subsequent intercourse of_our schoolmaster with_the civilized young lady .All that concerns us is_the result of Miss Bangle's benevolent designs upon his heart .She tried most sincerely to_find its vulnerable spot, meaning no_doubt to_put Mr Homer on_his guard for_the future; and she was unfeignedly surprised to discover that her best efforts were of no avail .She concluded he_must_have taken acounter-poison, and she was not slow in guessing its source .She had observed the peculiar fire which lighted up his eyes in_the presence of Ellen Kingsbury, and she bethought her of aplan which would ensure her some amusement at_the expense of_these impertinent rustics, though in amanner different somewhat from her original more natural idea of simple coquetry .

aletter was written to Master Horner, purporting to_come from Ellen Kingsbury, worded so artfully that_the schoolmaster understood at once that_it_was intended to_be asecret communication, though its ostensible object was an inquiry about some ordinary affair . this_was laid in Mr Horner's desk before he_came to school, with an intimation that he might leave an answer in acertain spot on_the following morning .The bait took at once, for_Mr Horner, honest and true himself, and much smitten with_the fair Ellen, was too happy to_be circumspect .The answer was duly placed, and as duly carried to Miss Bangle by her accomplice, Joe Englehart, an unlucky pickle who "was always for ill, never for good," and who found no difficulty in obtaining the letter unwatched, since_the master was obliged to_be in school at nine, and Joe could always linger a few_minutes later .This answer being opened and laughed at, Miss Bangle had only to contrive arejoinder, which being rather more particular in its tone than_the original communication, led on yet again the happy schoolmaster, who branched out into sentiment, "taffeta phrases, silken terms precise," talked of hills and dales and rivulets, and_the pleasures of friendship, and concluded by entreating acontinuance of_the correspondence .

Another letter and another, every_one more flattering and encouraging than_the last, almost turned the sober head of_our poor master, and warmed up his heart so effectually that he_could scarcely attend to_his business .The spelling-schools were remembered, however, and Ellen Kingsbury made one_of_the merry company; but the latest letter had_not forgotten to caution Mr Horner not to betray the intimacy; so_that he_was in honor bound to restrict himself to_the language of_the eyes hard as it_was to forbear the single whisper for_which he_would_have given his very dictionary .So, their meeting passed off without the explanation which Miss Bangle began to fear would cut short her benevolent amusement .

The correspondence was resumed with renewed spirit, and carried on until Miss Bangle, though not overburdened with sensitiveness, began to_be alittle alarmed for_the consequences of her malicious pleasantry .She perceived that she herself had turned schoolmistress, and_that Master Horner, instead of being merely her dupe, had become her pupil too; for_the style of_his replies had_been constantly improving and_the earnest and manly tone which he assumed promised any thing but the quiet, sheepish pocketing of injury and insult, upon_which she had counted .In truth, there_was something deeper than vanity in_the feelings with_which he regarded Ellen Kingsbury .The encouragement which he supposed himself to_have received, threw down the barrier which his extreme bashfulness would_have interposed between himself and any_one who possessed charms enough to attract him; and we_must excuse him if, in_such acase, he_did_not criticise the mode of encouragement, but rather grasped eagerly the proffered good without ascruple, or one which he_would own to himself, as_to_the propriety with_which it_was tendered . he_was as_much in love as aman can_be, and_the seriousness of real attachment gave both grace and dignity to_his once awkward diction .

The evident determination of Mr Horner to_come to_the point of asking papa brought Miss Bangle to avery awkward pass .She had expected to return home before matters had proceeded so_far, but being obliged to remain some_time longer, she was equally afraid to_go on and to leave off, adenouement being almost certain to ensue in either case .Things stood thus when it_was time to_prepare for_the grand exhibition which_was to close the winter's term .

this_is an affair of too_much magnitude to_be fully described in_the small space yet remaining in_which to bring out our veracious history .It must_be "slubber'd o'er in haste"--its important preliminaries left to_the cold imagination of_the reader--its fine spirit perhaps evaporating for want of being embodied in words . we_can only say that_our master, whose school-life was to close with_the term, labored as man never before labored in_such acause, resolute to trail acloud of glory after him when he left us .Not acandlestick nor acurtain that was attainable, either by coaxing or bribery, was left in_the village; even the only piano, that frail treasure, was wiled away and placed in one corner of_the rickety stage .The most splendid of all the pieces in_the Columbian Orator_, the American Speaker_, the----but we_must not enumerate--in aword, the most astounding and pathetic specimens of eloquence within ken of either teacher or scholars, had_been selected for_the occasion; and several young ladies and gentlemen, whose academical course had_been happily concluded at an earlier period, either at our own institution or at some other, had consented to lend themselves to_the parts, and their choicest decorations for_the properties, of_the dramatic portion of_the entertainment .

among_these last was pretty Ellen Kingsbury, who had agreed to personate the Queen of Scots, in_the garden scene from Schiller's tragedy of Mary Stuart_; and this circumstance accidentally afforded Master Horner the opportunity he had so_long desired, of seeing his fascinating correspondent without the presence of peering eyes .adress-rehearsal occupied the afternoon before_the day of days, and_the pathetic expostulations of_the lovely Mary--

Mine all doth hang--my life--my destiny-- Upon my words-- upon_the force of tears ! --

aided by_the long veil, and_the emotion which sympathy brought into Ellen's countenance, proved too_much for_the enforced prudence of Master Horner . when_the rehearsal was over, and_the heroes and heroines were to return home, it_was found that, by astroke of witty invention not new in_the country, the harness of Mr Kingsbury's horses


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