Oz 09: The Scarecrow of Oz by L. Frank Baum
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of_them at first noticed the small grasshopper, which at their appearance had skipped off the Scarecrow's nose and was now clinging to awisp of grass beside the path, where he_was not likely to_be stepped upon .Not until the Scarecrow had_been neatly restuffed and set upon his feet again -- when he bowed to_his restorers and expressed his thanks -- did the grasshopper move from_his perch .Then he leaped lightly into_the path and called out:

"Trot -- Trot ! Look at me .I'm Cap'n Bill ! See what the Wicked Witch has_done to_me ."

The voice was small, to_be_sure, but it reached Trot's ears and startled her greatly .She looked intently at_the grasshopper, her eyes wide with fear at first; then she knelt down and, noticing the wooden leg, she began to weep sorrowfully .

"Oh, Cap'n Bill -- dear Cap'n Bill ! What acruel thing to_do ! " she sobbed .

"Don't cry, Trot," begged the grasshopper ."It didn't hurt any, and it doesn't hurt now .But it's mighty inconvenient an' humiliatin', to_say the least ."

" i_wish," said the girl indignantly, while trying hard to restrain her tears, "that i_was big 'nough an' strong 'nough to_give that horrid witch agood beating .She ought_to_be turned into atoad for doing this to_you, Cap'n Bill ! "

"Never mind," urged the Scarecrow, in acomforting voice, "such atransformation doesn't last always, and as ageneral thing there's some way to break the enchantment .I'm sure Glinda could do_it, in ajiffy ."

" who_is Glinda ? " inquired Cap'n Bill .

Then the Scarecrow told them all about Glinda, not forgetting to mention her beauty and goodness and her wonderful powers of magic .He also explained how the Royal Sorceress had sent him to Jinxland especially to help the strangers, whom she knew to_be in danger because of_the wiles of_the cruel King and_the Wicked Witch .

Chapter Sixteen

Pon Summons the King to Surrender

Gloria had drawn near to_the group to listen to_their talk, and it seemed to interest her in_spite of her frigid manner .They knew, of_course, that_the poor Princess could_not help being cold and reserved, so they tried not to blame her .

"I ought_to_have come here alittle sooner," said the Scarecrow, regretfully; "but Glinda sent me as_soon_as she discovered you were here and were likely to_get into trouble .And now that we_are all together -- except Button-Bright, over whom it_is useless to worry -- I propose we hold acouncil of war, to decide what_is best to_be_done ."

That seemed awise thing to_do, so they all sat down upon_the grass, including Gloria, and_the grasshopper perched upon Trot's shoulder and allowed her to stroke him gently with her hand .

" in_the first place," began the Scarecrow, "this King Krewl is ausurper and has no right to rule this Kingdom of Jinxland ."

" that_is true," said Pon, eagerly ."My father was King before him, and I --"

" you_are agardener's boy," interrupted the Scarecrow ."Your father had no right to rule, either, for_the rightful King of_this land was_the father of Princess Gloria, and only she_is entitled to sit upon_the throne of Jinxland ."

"Good ! " exclaimed Trot ."But what'll we_do with King Krewl ? I s'pose he won't give up the throne unless he has_to ."

"No, of_course not," said the Scarecrow ."Therefore it_will_be our duty to_make him give up the throne ."

"How ? " asked Trot .

" give_me time to_think," was_the reply ."That's what my brains are for .I don't know whether you people ever think, or not, but my brains are the best that_the Wizard of Oz ever turned out, and if I_give them plenty of_time to work, the result usually surprises me ."

"Take your time, then," suggested Trot ."There's no hurry ."

" thank_you," said the straw man, and sat perfectly still for half an hour .During this interval the grasshopper whispered in Trot's ear, to_which he_was very close, and Trot whispered back to_the grasshopper sitting upon her shoulder .Pon cast loving glances at Gloria, who paid not the slightest heed to_them .

Finally the Scarecrow laughed aloud .

"Brains working ? " inquired Trot .

"Yes .They seem in fine order to-day . we_will conquer King Krewl and put Gloria upon his throne as Queen of Jinxland ."

"Fine ! " cried the little girl, clapping her hands together gleefully ."But how ? "

"Leave the how to_me," said the Scarecrow proudly .

As aconqueror I'm awonder . we_will, first of all, write amessage to send to King Krewl, asking him to surrender .If he refuses, then we_will make him surrender ."

"Why ask him .when we_know he'll refuse ? " inquired Pon .

"Why, we_must_be polite, whatever we_do," explained the Scarecrow ."It would_be very rude to conquer aKing without proper notice ."

They found it difficult to write amessage without paper, pen and ink, none of which_was at hand; so it_was decided to send Pon as amessenger, with instructions to ask_the King, politely but firmly, to surrender .

Pon was not anxious to_be the messenger .Indeed, he hinted that_it might prove adangerous mission .But the Scarecrow was now the acknowledged head of_the Army of Conquest, and he_would listen to no refusal .So off Pon started for_the King's castle, and_the others accompanied him as far as his hut, where they had decided to await the gardener's boy's return .

i_think it_was because Pon had known the Scarecrow such ashort time that he lacked confidence in_the straw man's wisdom . it_was easy to_say: " we_will conquer King Krewl," but when Pon drew near to_the great castle he began to doubt the ability of astraw-stuffed man, agirl, agrasshopper and afrozen-hearted Princess to_do_it .As for himself, he had never thought of defying the King before .

That was why the gardener's boy was not very bold when he entered the castle and passed through to_the enclosed court where the King was just then seated, with_his favorite courtiers around him .None prevented Pon's entrance, because he_was known to_be the gardener's boy, but when_the King saw him he began to frown fiercely .He considered Pon to_be to blame for all his trouble with Princess Gloria, who since her heart had_been frozen had escaped to some unknown place, instead of returning to_the castle to wed Goqgly-Goo, as she had_been expected to_do .So the King bared his teeth angrily as he demanded:

"What have_you done with Princess Gloria ? "

"Nothing, your Majesty ! I_have_done nothing at all," answered Pon in afaltering voice ."She does_not love me any more and even refuses to_speak to_me ."

"Then why are_you here, you rascal ? " roared the King .

Pon looked first one_way and then another, but saw no means of escape; so he plucked up courage .

" I_am here to summon your Majesty to surrender ."

"What ! " shouted the King ."Surrender ? Surrender to_whom ? "

Pon's heart sank to_his boots .

" to_the Scarecrow," he replied .

some_of_the courtiers began to titter, but King Krewl was greatly annoyed .He sprang up and began to beat poor Pon with_the golden staff he carried .Pon howled lustily and would_have run away had_not two of_the soldiers held him until his Majesty was exhausted with punishing the boy .Then they let him go and he left the castle and returned along the road, sobbing at every step because his body was so sore and aching .

"Well," said the Scarecrow, "did the King surrender ? "

"No; but he gave_me agood drubbing ! " sobbed poor Pon .

Trot was very sorry for Pon, but Gloria did_not seem affected in any_way by her lover's anguish .The grasshopper leaped to_the Scarecrow's shoulder and asked him what he_was going to_do next .

"Conquer," was_the reply ."But i_will go alone, this_time, for beatings cannot hurt me at all; nor can lance thrusts -- or sword cuts -- or arrow pricks ."

"Why is_that ? " inquired Trot .

"Because I_have no nerves, such as_you meat people possess .Even grasshoppers have nerves, but straw doesn't; so whatever they_do -- except just one_thing -- they_cannot injure me .Therefore I expect to conquer King Krewl with ease ."

"What is_that one_thing you excepted ? " asked Trot .

" they_will never think of it, so never mind .And now, if_you_will kindly excuse me for atime, I'll go over to_the castle and do my conquering ."

" you_have no weapons," Pon reminded him .

"True," said the Scarecrow ."But if I carried weapons I_might injure someone -- perhaps seriously -- and that_would make me unhappy . i_will just borrow that riding- whip, which I_see in_the corner of your hut, if_you don't mind .It isn't exactly proper to walk with ariding-whip, but I trust you_will excuse the inconsistency ."

Pon handed him the whip and_the Scarecrow bowed to all the party and left the hut, proceeding leisurely along the way to_the King's castle .

Chapter Seventeen

The Ork Rescues Button-Bright

I_must now tell you what had become of Button-Bright since he wandered away in_the morning and got lost .This small boy, as perhaps you_have discovered, was almost as destitute of nerves as_the Scarecrow .Nothing ever astonished him much; nothing ever worried him or made him unhappy .Good fortune or bad fortune he accepted with aquiet smile, never complaining, whatever happened . this_was one reason why Button-Bright was afavorite with all who knew him -- and perhaps it was_the reason why he so often got into difficulties, or found himself lost .

To-day, as he wandered here and there, over hill and down dale, he missed Trot and Cap'n Bill, of whom he_was fond, but nevertheless he_was not unhappy .The birds sang merrily and_the wildflowers were beautiful and_the breeze had afragrance of new-mown hay

"The only bad thing about_this country is its King," he reflected; "but the country isn't to blame for_that ."

aprairie-dog stuck its round head out of amound of earth and looked at_the boy with bright eyes .

"Walk around my house, please," it said, "and then you won't harm it or disturb the babies ."

"All right," answered Button-Bright, and took care not to step on_the mound .He went on, whistling merrily, until apetulant voice cried:

"Oh, stop it ! Please stop that noise .It gets on my nerves ."

Button-Bright saw an old gray owl sitting in_the crotch of atree, and he replied with alaugh: "All right, old Fussy," and stopped whistling until he had passed out_of_the owl's hearing


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