Oz 09: The Scarecrow of Oz by L. Frank Baum
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you_know about_it ! " broke in_the little man ."The trees are altogether too green and_the rocks are harder than they ought_to_be . I_find the sand very grainy and_the water dreadfully wet .Every breeze makes adraught and_the sun shines in_the daytime, when there's no need of it, and disappears just as_soon_as it begins to_get dark . if_you remain here you'll find the island very unsatisfactory ."

Trot turned to look at him, and her sweet face was grave and curious .

"I wonder who you_are," she said .

"My name is Pessim," said he, with an air of pride ."I'm called the Observer,"

"Oh .What do_you observe ? " asked the little girl .

"Everything I_see," was_the reply, in amore surly tone .Then Pessim drew back with astartled exclamation and looked at some footprints in_the sand ."Why, good gracious me ! " he cried in distress .

"What's the matter now ? " asked Cap'n Bill .

"Someone has pushed the earth in ! Don't you_see it ?

"It isn't pushed in far enough to hurt anything," said Trot, examining the footprints .

"Everything hurts that isn't right," insisted the man ." if_the earth were pushed in amile, it would_be agreat calamity, wouldn't it ? "

"I s'pose so," admitted the little girl .

"Well, here it_is pushed in afull inch ! That's atwelfth of afoot, or alittle more than amillionth part of amile .Therefore it_is one-millionth part of acalamity -- Oh, dear ! How dreadful ! " said Pessim in awailing voice .

"Try to forget it, sir," advised Cap'n Bill, soothingly ."It's beginning to rain .Let's get under your shed and keep dry ."

"Raining ! is_it really raining ? " asked Pessim, beginning to weep .

" it_is," answered Cap'n Bill, as_the drops began to descend, "and I don't see any_way to stop it -- although I'm some observer myself ."

"No; we_can't stop it, I_fear," said the man ." are_you very busy just now ? "

"I won't be after I get to_the shed," replied the sailor-man .

"Then do me afavor, please," begged Pessim, walking briskly along behind them, for they were hastening to_the shed .

"Depends on what it_is," said Cap'n Bill .

" i_wish you_would take my umbrella down to_the shore and hold it over the poor fishes till it stops raining .I'm afraid they'll get wet," said Pessim .

Trot laughed, but Cap'n Bill thought the little man was poking fun at him and so he scowled upon Pessim in away that showed he_was angry .

They reached the shed before getting very wet, although the rain was now coming down in big drops .The roof of_the shed protected them and while they stood watching the rainstorm something buzzed in and circled around Pessim's head .At once the Observer began beating it away with_his hands, crying out:

"A bumblebee ! abumblebee ! The queerest bumblebee I ever saw ! "

Cap'n Bill and Trot both looked at it and_the little girl said in surprise:

"Dear me ! It's awee little Ork ! "

"That's what it_is, sure enough," exclaimed Cap'n Bill .

Really, it wasn't much bigger than abig bumblebee, and when it came toward Trot she allowed it to alight on her shoulder .

"It's me, all right," said a very_small voice in her ear; "but I'm in an awful pickle, just the same ! "

"What, are_you our Ork, then ? " demanded the girl, much amazed .

"No, I'm my own Ork .But I'm the only Ork you_know," replied the tiny creature .

"What's happened to_you ? " asked the sailor, putting his head close to Trot's shoulder in_order to hear the reply better .Pessim also put his head close, and_the Ork said:

" you_will remember that when I left you I started to fly over the trees, and just as I got to_this side of_the forest I_saw abush that was loaded down with_the most luscious fruit you_can imagine .The fruit was about_the size of agooseberry and of alovely lavender color .So I swooped down and picked off one in my bill and ate it .At once I began to grow small . I_could feel myself shrinking, shrinking away, and it frightened me terribly, so_that I lighted on_the ground to_think over what_was happening .In afew seconds I had shrunk to_the size you now see me; but there I remained, getting no smaller, indeed, but no larger . it_is certainly adreadful affliction ! After I had recovered somewhat from_the shock I began to search for_you . it_is_not so easy to_find one's way when acreature is so small, but fortunately I spied you here in_this shed and came to_you at once ."

Cap'n Bill and Trot were much astonished at_this story and felt grieved for_the poor Ork, but the little man Pessim seemed to_think it agood joke .He began laughing when he heard the story and laughed until he choked, after which he lay down on_the ground and rolled and laughed again, while the tears of merriment coursed down his wrinkled cheeks .

"Oh, dear ! Oh, dear ! " he finally gasped, sitting up and wiping his eyes ." this_is too rich ! It's almost too joyful to_be true ."

"I don't see anything funny about_it," remarked Trot indignantly .

" you_would if_you'd had my experience," said Pessim, getting upon his feet and gradually resuming his solemn and dissatisfied expression of countenance .

The same thing happened to_me ."

"Oh, did it ? And how did you happen to_come to_this island ? " asked the girl .

"I didn't come; the neighbors brought me," replied the little man, with afrown at_the recollection ."They said i_was quarrelsome and fault-finding and blamed me because i_told them all the things that went wrong, or never were right, and because i_told them how things ought_to_be .So they brought me here and left me all alone, saying that if I quarreled with myself, no one else would_be made unhappy .Absurd, wasn't it ? "

"Seems to_me," said Cap'n Bill, "those neighbors did the proper thing ."

"Well," resumed Pessim, "when I_found myself King of_this island i_was obliged to live upon fruits, and I_found many fruits growing here that I had never seen before .I tasted several and found them good and wholesome .But one day I ate alavender berry -- as_the Ork did -- and immediately I grew so small that i_was scarcely two inches high . it_was avery unpleasant condition and like the Ork I became frightened . I_could_not walk very_well nor very far, for every lump of earth in my way seemed amountain, every blade of grass atree and every grain of sand arocky boulder .For several_days I stumbled around in an agony of fear .Once atree toad nearly gobbled me up, and if I ran out from_the shelter of_the bushes the gulls and cormorants swooped down upon me .Finally I decided to eat another berry and become nothing at all, since life, to one as small as i_was, had become adreary nightmare .

"At last I_found asmall tree that i_thought bore the same fruit as_that I had eaten .The berry was dark purple instead of light lavender, but otherwise it_was quite similar .Being unable to climb the tree, i_was obliged to wait underneath it until asharp breeze arose and shook the limbs so_that aberry fell .Instantly I seized it and taking alast view of_the world -- as I then thought -- I ate the berry in atwinkling .Then, to my surprise, I began to grow big again, until I became of_my former stature, and so I_have since remained .Needless to_say, I_have never eaten again of_the lavender fruit, nor do any of_the beasts or birds that live upon_this island eat it ."

They had all three listened eagerly to_this amazing tale, and when it_was finished the Ork exclaimed:

" do_you_think, then, that_the deep purple berry is_the antidote for_the lavender one ? "

"I'm sure of it," answered Pessim .

"Then lead me to_the tree at once ! " begged the Ork, " for_this tiny form I now have terrifies me greatly ."

Pessim examined the Ork closely

" you_are ugly enough as_you_are," said he ."Were you any larger you_might_be dangerous ."

"Oh, no," Trot assured him; "the Ork has_been our good friend .Please take us to_the tree ."

Then Pessim consented, although rather reluctantly .He led them to_the right, which_was the east side of_the island, and in_a_few_minutes brought them near to_the edge of_the grove which faced the shore of_the ocean .Here stood asmall tree bearing berries of adeep purple color .The fruit looked very enticing and Cap'n Bill reached up and selected one that seemed especially plump and ripe .

The Ork had remained perched upon Trot's shoulder but now it flew down to_the ground . it_was so difficult for Cap'n Bill to kneel down, with_his wooden leg, that_the little girl took the berry from_him and held it close to_the Ork's head .

"It's too big to_go into my mouth," said the little creature, looking at_the fruit sidewise .

"You'll have to_make sev'ral mouthfuls of it, I guess," said Trot; and_that is what the Ork did .He pecked at_the soft, ripe fruit with_his bill and ate it up very quickly, because it_was good .

Even before he had finished the berry they_could see the Ork begin to grow . in_a_few_minutes he had regained his natural size and was strutting before them, quite delighted with_his transformation .

"Well, well ! What do_you_think of me now ? " he asked proudly .

" you_are very skinny and remarkably ugly," declared Pessim .

" you_are apoor judge of Orks," was_the reply ."Anyone can_see that I'm much handsomer than those dreadful things called birds, which are all fluff and feathers ."

"Their feathers make soft beds," asserted Pessim ."And my skin would make excellent drumheads," retorted the Ork ."Nevertheless, aplucked bird or askinned Ork would_be of no value to himself, so we needn't brag of_our usefulness after we_are dead .But for_the sake of argument, friend Pessim, I'd like to_know what good you_would_be, were you not alive ? "

"Never mind that," said Cap'n Bill ."He isn't much good as he_is ."

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