! " broke
little man
"The trees are altogether too green
rocks are harder than they
the sand very grainy
water dreadfully wet
Every breeze makes
draught
sun shines
daytime, when there's no need of it, and disappears just
it begins
dark
remain here you'll find the island very unsatisfactory
" Trot turned to look at him, and her sweet face was grave and curious

"I wonder who
," she said

"My name is Pessim," said he, with an air of pride
"I'm called the Observer,"
"Oh
What
observe ? " asked the little girl

"Everything
,"
reply, in
more surly tone
Then Pessim drew back with
startled exclamation and looked at some footprints
sand
"Why, good gracious me ! " he cried in distress

"What's the matter now ? " asked Cap'n Bill

"Someone has pushed the earth in ! Don't
it ?
"It isn't pushed in far enough to hurt anything," said Trot, examining the footprints

"Everything hurts that isn't right," insisted the man
"
earth were pushed in
mile, it
great calamity, wouldn't it ? "
"I s'pose so," admitted the little girl

"Well, here
pushed in
full inch ! That's
twelfth of
foot, or
little more than
millionth part of
mile
Therefore
one-millionth part of
calamity -- Oh, dear ! How dreadful ! " said Pessim in
wailing voice

"Try to forget it, sir," advised Cap'n Bill, soothingly
"It's beginning to rain
Let's get under your shed and keep dry
"
"Raining !
really raining ? " asked Pessim, beginning to weep

"
," answered Cap'n Bill,
drops began to descend, "and I don't see
to stop it -- although I'm some observer myself
"
"No;
't stop it,
," said the man
"
very busy just now ? "
"I won't be after I get
shed," replied the sailor-man

"Then do me
favor, please," begged Pessim, walking briskly along behind them, for they were hastening
shed

"Depends on what
," said Cap'n Bill

"
take my umbrella down
shore and hold it over the poor fishes till it stops raining
I'm afraid they'll get wet," said Pessim

Trot laughed, but Cap'n Bill thought the little man was poking fun at him and so he scowled upon Pessim in
way that showed
angry

They reached the shed before getting very wet, although the rain was now coming down in big drops
The roof
shed protected them and while they stood watching the rainstorm something buzzed in and circled around Pessim's head
At once the Observer began beating it away
hands, crying out:
"A bumblebee !
bumblebee ! The queerest bumblebee I ever saw ! "
Cap'n Bill and Trot both looked at it
little girl said in surprise:
"Dear me ! It's
wee little Ork ! "
"That's what
, sure enough," exclaimed Cap'n Bill

Really, it wasn't much bigger than
big bumblebee, and when it came toward Trot she allowed it to alight on her shoulder

"It's me, all right," said
voice in her ear; "but I'm in an awful pickle, just the same ! "
"What,
our Ork, then ? " demanded the girl, much amazed

"No, I'm my own Ork
But I'm the only Ork
," replied the tiny creature

"What's happened
? " asked the sailor, putting his head close to Trot's shoulder
to hear the reply better
Pessim also put his head close,
Ork said:
"
remember that when I left you I started to fly over the trees, and just as I got
side
forest
bush that was loaded down
most luscious fruit
imagine
The fruit was
size of
gooseberry and of
lovely lavender color
So I swooped down and picked off one in my bill and ate it
At once I began to grow small
feel myself shrinking, shrinking away, and it frightened me terribly,
I lighted
ground
over
happening
In
few seconds I had shrunk
size you now see me; but there I remained, getting no smaller, indeed, but no larger
certainly
dreadful affliction ! After I had recovered somewhat
shock I began to search
so easy
one's way when
creature is so small, but fortunately I spied you here
shed and came
at once
"
Cap'n Bill and Trot were much astonished
story and felt grieved
poor Ork, but the little man Pessim seemed
it
good joke
He began laughing when he heard the story and laughed until he choked, after which he lay down
ground and rolled and laughed again, while the tears of merriment coursed down his wrinkled cheeks

"Oh, dear ! Oh, dear ! " he finally gasped, sitting up and wiping his eyes
"
too rich ! It's almost too joyful
true
"
"I don't see anything funny
," remarked Trot indignantly

"
'd had my experience," said Pessim, getting upon his feet and gradually resuming his solemn and dissatisfied expression of countenance

The same thing happened
"
"Oh, did it ? And how did you happen
island ? " asked the girl

"I didn't come; the neighbors brought me," replied the little man, with
frown
recollection
"They said
quarrelsome and fault-finding and blamed me because
them all the things that went wrong, or never were right, and because
them how things
So they brought me here and left me all alone, saying that if I quarreled with myself, no one else
made unhappy
Absurd, wasn't it ? "
"Seems
," said Cap'n Bill, "those neighbors did the proper thing
"
"Well," resumed Pessim, "when
myself King
island
obliged to live upon fruits, and
many fruits growing here that I had never seen before
I tasted several and found them good and wholesome
But one day I ate
lavender berry --
Ork did -- and immediately I grew so small that
scarcely two inches high
very unpleasant condition and like the Ork I became frightened
walk
nor very far, for every lump of earth in my way seemed
mountain, every blade of grass
tree and every grain of sand
rocky boulder
For
I stumbled around in an agony of fear
Once
tree toad nearly gobbled me up, and if I ran out
shelter
bushes the gulls and cormorants swooped down upon me
Finally I decided to eat another berry and become nothing at all, since life, to one as small as
, had become
dreary nightmare

"At last
small tree that
bore the same fruit
I had eaten
The berry was dark purple instead of light lavender, but otherwise
quite similar
Being unable to climb the tree,
obliged to wait underneath it until
sharp breeze arose and shook the limbs
berry fell
Instantly I seized it and taking
last view
world -- as I then thought -- I ate the berry in
twinkling
Then, to my surprise, I began to grow big again, until I became
former stature, and so
since remained
Needless
,
never eaten again
lavender fruit, nor do any
beasts or birds that live
island eat it
"
They had all three listened eagerly
amazing tale, and when
finished the Ork exclaimed:
"
, then,
deep purple berry
antidote
lavender one ? "
"I'm sure of it," answered Pessim

"Then lead me
tree at once ! " begged the Ork, "
tiny form I now have terrifies me greatly
"
Pessim examined the Ork closely
"
ugly enough
," said he
"Were you any larger
dangerous
"
"Oh, no," Trot assured him; "the Ork
our good friend
Please take us
tree
"
Then Pessim consented, although rather reluctantly
He led them
right,
the east side
island, and
brought them near
edge
grove which faced the shore
ocean
Here stood
small tree bearing berries of
deep purple color
The fruit looked very enticing and Cap'n Bill reached up and selected one that seemed especially plump and ripe

The Ork had remained perched upon Trot's shoulder but now it flew down
ground
so difficult for Cap'n Bill to kneel down,
wooden leg,
little girl took the berry
and held it close
Ork's head

"It's too big
into my mouth," said the little creature, looking
fruit sidewise

"You'll have
sev'ral mouthfuls of it, I guess," said Trot;
is what the Ork did
He pecked
soft, ripe fruit
bill and ate it up very quickly, because
good

Even before he had finished the berry
see the Ork begin to grow
he had regained his natural size and was strutting before them, quite delighted
transformation

"Well, well ! What
of me now ? " he asked proudly

"
very skinny and remarkably ugly," declared Pessim

"
poor judge of Orks,"
reply
"Anyone
that I'm much handsomer than those dreadful things called birds, which are all fluff and feathers
"
"Their feathers make soft beds," asserted Pessim
"And my skin would make excellent drumheads," retorted the Ork
"Nevertheless,
plucked bird or
skinned Ork
of no value to himself, so we needn't brag
usefulness after
dead
But
sake of argument, friend Pessim, I'd like
what good
, were you not alive ? "
"Never mind that," said Cap'n Bill
"He isn't much good as
"
"