No. 1 Scandal in Bohemia by Arthur Conan Doyle
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A Scandal in Bohemia

No .1 from_the Adventures of Sherlock Holmes

by Arthur Conan Doyle

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To Sherlock Holmes she_is always THE woman . I_have seldom heard him mention her under any_other name . in_his eyes she eclipses and predominates the whole of her sex . it_was not that he_felt any emotion akin to love for Irene Adler .All emotions, and_that one particularly, were abhorrent to_his cold, precise but admirably balanced mind . he_was, I take it, the most perfect reasoning and observing machine that_the world has seen, but as alover he_would_have placed himself in afalse position .He never spoke of_the softer passions, save with agibe and asneer .They were admirable things for_the observer--excellent for drawing the veil from men's motives and actions .But for_the trained teasoner to admit such intrusions into his own delicate and finely adjusted temperament was to introduce adistracting factor which might throw adoubt upon all his mental results .Grit in asensitive instrument, or acrack in one of_his own high-power lenses, would_not_be more disturbing than astrong emotion in anature such as his .And yet there_was but one woman to him, and_that woman was_the late Irene Adler, of dubious and questionable memory .

I had seen little of Holmes lately .My marriage had drifted us away from each_other .My own complete happiness, and_the home-centred interests which rise up around the man who first finds himself master of_his own establishment, were sufficient to absorb all my attention, while Holmes, who loathed every form of society with_his whole Bohemian soul, remained in_our lodgings in Baker Street, buried among his old books, and alternating from week to week between cocaine and ambition, the drowsiness of_the drug, and_the fierce energy of_his own keen nature . he_was still, as ever, deeply attracted by_the study of crime, and occupied his immense faculties and extraordinary powers of observation in following out those clews, and clearing up those mysteries which had_been abandoned as hopeless by_the official police . from_time to_time I heard some vague account of_his doings: of_his summons to Odessa in_the case of_the Trepoff murder, of_his clearing up of_the singular tragedy of_the Atkinson brothers at Trincomalee, and finally of_the mission which he had accomplished so delicately and successfully for_the reigning family of Holland .Beyond these signs of_his activity, however, which I merely shared with all the readers of_the daily press, I_knew little of_my former friend and companion .

One night-- it_was on_the twentieth of March, 1888-- i_was returning from ajourney to apatient (for I had now returned to civil practice), when my way led me through Baker Street .As I passed the well-remembered door, which_must always be associated in my mind with my wooing, and with_the dark incidents of_the Study in Scarlet, i_was seized with akeen desire to_see Holmes again, and to_know how he_was employing his extraordinary powers .His rooms were brilliantly lit, and, even as I looked up, I_saw his tall, spare figure pass twice in adark silhouette against the blind . he_was pacing the room swiftly, eagerly, with_his head sunk upon his chest and_his hands clasped behind him . to_me, who knew his every mood and habit, his attitude and manner told their own story . he_was at work again .He had risen out of_his drug-created dreams and was hot upon_the scent of some new problem .I rang the bell and was shown up_to_the chamber which had formerly been in_part my own .

His manner was not effusive .It seldom was; but he_was glad, i_think, to_see me .With hardly aword spoken, but with akindly eye, he waved me to an armchair, threw across his case of cigars, and indicated aspirit case and agasogene in_the corner .Then he stood before_the fire and looked me over in_his singular introspective fashion .

"Wedlock suits you," he remarked ." i_think, Watson, that you_have put on seven and ahalf pounds since I_saw you ."

"Seven ! " I answered .

"Indeed, i_should_have thought alittle more .Just atrifle more, I fancy, Watson .And in practice again, I observe . you_did_not tell me that you intended to_go into harness ."

"Then, how do_you_know ? "

" I_see it, I deduce it .How do I_know that you_have_been getting yourself very wet lately, and_that you_have amost clumsy and careless servant girl ? "

"My dear Holmes," said I, " this_is too_much . you_would certainly have_been burned, had you lived afew centuries_ago . it_is true that I had acountry walk on Thursday and came home in adreadful mess, but as I_have changed my clothes I_can't imagine how you deduce it . as_to Mary Jane, she_is incorrigible, and my wife has_given her notice, but there, again, I fail to_see how you work it out ."

He chuckled to himself and rubbed his long, nervous hands together .

" it_is simplicity itself," said he; "my eyes tell me that on_the inside of your left shoe, just where the firelight strikes it, the leather is scored by six almost parallel cuts .Obviously they have_been caused by someone who has very carelessly scraped round the edges of_the sole in_order to remove crusted mud from_it .Hence, you_see, my double deduction that you had_been out in vile weather, and_that you had aparticularly malignant boot-slitting specimen of_the London slavey . as_to your practice, if agentleman walks into my rooms smelling of iodoform, with ablack mark of nitrate of silver upon his right forefinger, and abulge on_the right side of_his top-hat to show where he has secreted his stethoscope, I_must_be dull, indeed, if I_do_not pronounce him to_be an active member of_the medical profession ."

I_could_not help laughing at_the ease with_which he explained his process of deduction ."When I hear you give your reasons," I remarked, "the thing always appears to_me to_be so ridiculously simple that I_could easily do_it myself, though at each successive instance of your reasoning I_am baffled until you explain your process .And yet I believe that my eyes are as good as yours ."

"Quite so," he answered, lighting acigarette, and throwing himself down into an armchair ." you_see, but you_do_not observe .The distinction is clear .For example, you_have frequently seen the steps which lead up from_the hall to_this room ."

"Frequently ."

"How often ? "

"Well, some hundreds of times ."

"Then how_many are there ? "

" how_many ? I don't know ."

"Quite so ! you_have_not observed .And yet you_have seen . that_is just my point .Now, I_know that_there_are seventeen steps, because I_have both seen and observed .By-the-way, since you_are interested in_these little problems, and since you_are good enough to chronicle one_or_two of_my trifling experiences, you_may_be interested in_this ." He threw over asheet of thick, pink-tinted note-paper which had_been lying open upon_the table ."It came by_the last post," said he ."Read it aloud ."

The note was undated, and without either signature or address .

" there_will call upon you to-night, at aquarter to eight o'clock," it said, "a gentleman who desires to consult you upon amatter of_the very deepest moment .Your recent services to one_of_the royal houses of Europe have shown that you_are one who_may safely be trusted with matters which are of an importance which can hardly be exaggerated .This account of you we_have from all quarters received .Be in your chamber then at_that hour, and do_not take it amiss if your visitor wear amask .

" this_is indeed amystery," I remarked ."What do_you imagine that_it means ? "

" I_have no data yet . it_is acapital mistake to theorize before one has data .Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts .But the note itself .What do_you deduce from_it ? "

I carefully examined the writing, and_the paper upon_which it_was written .

"The man who wrote it_was presumably well to_do," I remarked, endeavoring to imitate my companion's processes ."Such paper could_not_be bought under half acrown apacket . it_is peculiarly strong and stiff ."

"Peculiar-- that_is_the very word," said Holmes ." it_is_not an English paper at all .Hold it up_to_the light ."

I_did so, and saw alarge "E" with asmall "g," a"P," and alarge "G" with asmall "t" woven into_the texture of_the paper .

"What


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