Oz 15: The Royal Book of Oz by Ruth Plumly Thompson
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afat little man hurled himself at Sir Hokus, who happened to_have fallen in_the lead .

"Uds trudgeons and bludgeons and maugre thy head ! " roared the Knight, shaking him off like afly .

"Tappy, Tappy, my dear boy .Caution ! What's all this ? " at_the sound of_that dear, familiar voice Dorothy's heart gave askip of joy, and without stopping to explain she rushed forward .

"Dorothy ! " cried the Scarecrow, stepping on_his kimona and falling off his silvery throne ."Lights, Tappy ! More lights, at once ! " But Tappy was too busy backing away from Sir Hokus of Pokes .

"Approach, vassal ! " thundered the Knight, who under-stood not aword of Tappy's speech ."Approach ! i_think I've been insulted ! " He drew his sword and glared angrily through_the darkness, and Tappy, having backed as far as possible, fell heels over pigtail into_the silver fountain . at_the loud splash, Dorothy hastened to_the rescue .

"They're friends, and we've found the Scarecrow, we've found the Scarecrow ! " She seized Sir Hokus and shook him till his armor rattled .

"Tappy ! Tappy ! " called the Scarecrow ."Where in_the_world did he pagota ? " That's exactly what he_said, but to Dorothy it sounded like no language at all .

"Why," she cried in dismay, "it's the Scarecrow, but I_can't understand aword he's saying ! "

" i_think he_must_be talking Turkey," droned the Comfortable Camel, "or donkey ! I_knew adonkey once, avery uncomfortable party, I --"

" I_doubt it's donkey," put in_the Dromedary importantly, but no one paid any attention to_the two beasts .For Happy Toko had at last dragged himself out_of_the fountain and set fifteen lanterns glowing .

"Oh ! " gasped Dorothy as_the magnificent silver throne room was flooded with light, "Where are we ? "

The Scarecrow had picked himself up, and with outstretched arms came running toward her talking aperfect Niagara of Silver Islandish .

" have_you forgotten your Ozish so soon ? " rumbled the Cowardly Lion reproachfully as Dorothy flung her arms around the Scarecrow .The Scarecrow, seeing the Cowardly Lion for_the first time, fairly fell upon his neck .Then he brushed his clumsy hand across his forehead .

"Wasn't I talking Ozish ? " he asked in apuzzled voice .

"Oh, now you_are ! " exclaimed Dorothy .And sure enough, the Scarecrow was talking plain Ozish again .(Which I don't mind telling you is also plain English .)

The Knight had_been watching this little reunion with hardly repressed emotion .Advancing hastily, he dropped on one knee .

"My good sword and lance are ever at thy service, my Lord Scarecrow ! " he exclaimed feelingly .

"Who is_this impulsive person ? " gulped the Scarecrow, staring in undisguised astonishment at_the kneeling figure of_the (yes, the "the" is_there) Sir Hokus of Pokes .

"He's my Knight Errant, and he's taken such good care of me," explained Dorothy eagerly .

"Splendid fellow," hissed the Cowardly Lion in_the Scarecrow's other painted ear, "if he_does talk odds and ends ."

"Any friend of little Dorothy's is my friend," said the Scarecrow, shaking hands with Sir Hokus warmly ."But what i_want to_know is how you all got here ."

"First tell us where we_are," begged the little girl, for_the Scarecrow's silver hat and queue filled her with alarm .

" you_are on_the Silver Island," said the Scarecrow slowly ."And I_am the Emperor -- or his good-for-nothing spirit -- and tomorrow," the Scarecrow glared around wildly, "tomorrow I'll be eighty-five going on eighty-six ." His voice broke and ended in abarely controlled sob .

"Doubt that," drawled the Doubtful Dromedary sleepily .

"Eighty-five years old ! " gasped Dorothy ."Why, no one in Oz grows any older ! "

" we_are no longer in Oz ." The Scarecrow shook his head sadly .Then, fixing the group with apuzzled stare, he exclaimed, "But how did you get here ? "

"On awish," said the Knight in ahollow voice .

"Yes," said Dorothy, "we've been hunting you all over Oz, and at last we came to Wish Way, and I_said ' i_wish we were all with_the Scarecrow,' just like that -- and next minute --"

"We fell and fell -- and fell -- and fell," wheezed the Comfortable Camel .

"And fell -- and fell -- and fell -- and fell," droned the Dromedary, "And --"

"Here you_are," finished the Scarecrow hastily, for_the Dromedary showed signs of going on forever .

"Now tell us every single thing that has happened to_you," demanded Dorothy eagerly .

Happy Toko had recognized Dorothy and_the Cowardly Lion from_the Scarecrow's description, and he now approached with an arm full of cushions .These he set in acircle on_the floor, with one for_the Scarecrow in_the center, and with awarning finger on_his lips placed himself behind his Master .

"Tappy is right ! " exclaimed the Scarecrow ." we_must_be as quiet as possible, for agreat danger hangs over me ."

Without more ado, he_told them of_his amazing fall down the beanstalk; of_his adventures on Silver Island; of_his sons and grandsons and_the Gheewizard's elixir which would turn him from alively Scarecrow into an old, old Emperor .All that I_have told you, he_told Dorothy, up_to_the very point where his eldest son had bound him to_the bean pole and tied up poor, faithful Happy Toko .Happy, it seems, had at last managed to free himself, and_they were about to_make their escape when Dorothy and her party had fallen into_the throne room .The Comfortable Camel and Doubtful Dromedary lis-tened politely at first, but worn out by their exciting adventures, fell asleep in_the middle of_the story .

Nothing could_have exceeded Dorothy's dismay to learn that_the jolly Scarecrow of Oz, whom she had discovered herself, was in reality Chang Wang Woe, Emperor of Silver Island .

"Oh, this spoils everything ! " wailed the little girl .(The thought of Oz without the Scarecrow was unthinkable .) "It spoils everything ! We were going to adopt you and be your truly family .Weren't we ? "

The Cowardly Lion nodded ." i_was going to_be your cousin," he mumbled in achoked voice, "but now that you_have afamily of your own --" The lion miserably slunk down beside Dorothy .

Sir Hokus looked fierce and rattled his sword, but he_could think of nothing that_would help them out of_their trouble .

"To-morrow there won't be any Scarecrow in Oz ! " wailed Dorothy ."Oh, dear ! Oh, dear ! " and_the little girl began to cry as_if her heart would break .

"Stop ! Stop ! " begged the Scarecrow, while Sir Hokus awkwardly patted Dorothy on_the back ."I'd rather have_you for_my family any day .I don't care aKinkajou for being Emperor, and as for_my sons, they_are unnatural villains who make my life miserable by telling me how old I_am ! "

"Just like apoem I once read," said Dorothy, brightening up:

" you_are old, Father William," the young man said, "And your hair has become very white, And yet you incessantly stand on_your head ! do_you_think, at your age, it_is right ? "

"That's it, that's it exactly ! " exclaimed the Scarecrow as Dorothy finished repeating the verse ." ' you_are old, Father Scarecrow ! ' That's all I hear . I_did stand on my head, too .And Dorothy, I_can't seem to_get used to being agrandparent," added the Scarecrow in amelancholy voice ."It's turning my straws gray ." He plucked several from_his chest and held them out to her ."Why, those little villains don't even believe in Oz ! 'It's not on_the map, old Grandpapapapapah ! ' " he mumbled, imitating the tones of_his little grandsons so cleverly that Dorothy laughed in_spite of herself .

" this_is what becomes of pride ! " The Scarecrow extended his hands expressively ."Most people who hunt up their family trees are in for afall, and I've had mine ."

"But who do_you_want to_be ? " asked the Knight gravely ."A Scarecrow in Oz -- or the -- er -- Emperor that you were ? "

"I don't care who I were ! " in_his excitement, the Scarecrow lost his grammar completely ." i_want to_be who I_am . i_want to_be myself ."

"But which one ? " asked the Cowardly Lion, who was still abit confused .

"Why, my best self, of_course," said the Scarecrow with abright smile .The sight of_his old friends had quite restored his cheerfulness ."I've been here long enough to_know that I_am abetter Scarecrow than an Emperor ."

"Why, how simple it_is ! " sighed Dorothy contentedly ."Professor Wogglebug was all wrong .It's not what you were, but what you_are -- it's being yourself that counts ."

"By my Halidom, the little maid is right ! " said Sir Hokus, slapping his knee in delight ."Let your Gheewizard but try his transformations ! Out on him ! But what says yon honest henchman ? " Happy Toko, although he understood no word of_the conversation, had_been watching the discussion with great interest .He had_been trying to attract the Scarecrow's attention for some_time, but the Knight was_the only_one who had noticed him .

" what_is it, Tappy ? " asked the Scarecrow, dropping easily back into Silver Islandish .

"Honored Master, the dawn approaches and with it the Royal Princes and_the Grand Gheewizard -- and your bride ! " Happy paused significantly .The Scarecrow shuddered .

"Let's go back to Oz ! " said the Cowardly Lion uneasily .

The Scarecrow was feeling in_the pocket of_his old Munchkin suit which he always wore under his robes of state ."Here ! " said he, giving alittle pill to Happy Toko ."It's one of Professor Wogglebug's language pills," he exclaimed to Dorothy, "and will enable him to_speak and understand Ozish ." Happy swallowed the pill gravely .

"Greetings, honorable Ozites ! " he_said politely as_soon_as_the pill was down .Dorothy clapped her hands in delight, for it_was so comfortable to_have him speak their own language .

" I_could never have stood it here without Tappy Oko ! " The Scarecrow looked fondly at his Imperial Punster .

"Queer name he has," rumbled the Cowardly Lion, looking at Happy Toko as_if he had thoughts of eating him .

"Methinks he_should_be knighted," rumbled Sir Hokus, beaming on_the little Silverman ."Rise, Sir Pudding ! "

"The sun will do_that in aminute or more, and then, then we_shall all be thrown into prison ! " wailed Happy Toko dismally .

"We were going to escape in asmall boat," explained the Scarecrow, "but --" it_was not necessary for him to finish .aboat large enough to hold Dorothy, the Cowardly Lion, the Scarecrow, Happy Toko, the camel and_the dromedary could_not very_well be launched in secret .

"Oh, dear ! " sighed Dorothy, "If I'd only wished you and all of us back in_the Emerald City ! "

"You wished very_well, Lady Dot," said the Knight ."When i_think of what i_was going to wish for --"

"What were you going to wish, Hokus ? " asked the Cowardly Lion curiously .

"For adragon ! " faltered the Knight, looking terribly ashamed .

"A dragon ! " gasped Dorothy ."Why, what good would that have_done us ? "

"Wait ! " interrupted the Scarecrow ." I_have thought of something ! why_not climb my family tree ? it_is along, long way, but at_the top lies Oz ! "

"Grammercy, apretty plan ! " exclaimed Sir Hokus, peering up at_the bean pole .

"Wouldn't that be social climbing ? " chuckled Happy Toko, recovering his spirits with abound .The Cowardly Lion said nothing, but heaved amighty sigh which no one heard, for they were all running toward the bean pole . it_was agood family tree to climb, sure enough, for there were handy little notches in_the stalk .

"You go first ! " Sir Hokus helped Dorothy up .When she had gone afew steps, the Scarecrow, holding his robes carefully, followed, then honest Happy Toko .

"I'll go last," said Sir Hokus bravely, and had just set his foot on_the first notch when ahoarse scream rang through_the hall .

CHAPTER 19

PLANNING TO FLY from_the SILVER ISLAND

It was_the Comfortable Camel .Waking suddenly,


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