Oz 15: The Royal Book of Oz by Ruth Plumly Thompson
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"I wonder what they_do when it rains ? " said Dorothy, looking curiously at_the solemn rows of people .

"Call for roofs, silly ! " snapped aFix, staring at her rudely ." if_you_would spend your time thinking instead of walking, you'd know more ."

"Go to, and swallow agooseberry ! " roared the Knight, waving his sword at_the Fix, and Dorothy, fearing an encounter, begged him to_come on, which he_did -- though with many backward glances .

Fix City seemed to consist of one long street, and_they had soon come to_the very end .

"Uds daggers ! " gasped Sir Hokus .

"Great palm trees," roared the Cowardly Lion .

As for Dorothy, she_could do nothing but stare .The street ended surely enough, and beyond there_was nothing at all . that_is, nothing but air .

"Well," said the Cowardly Lion, backing afew paces, " this_is apretty fix ."

"Glad you like it," said awheezy voice .The three travelers turned in surprise .ahuge Fix was regarding them with interest .His circle, which_was the last in_the row, was about twenty times as large as_the other circles, and on_the edge stood abig sign:'

ROAD SHOP .

"Don't you remember, the King said something about buying aroad," said Dorothy in an excited undertone to_the Knight .

"Can'st direct us to aroad, my good man ? " asked Sir Hokus with abow .The Fix jerked his thumb back at_the sign ."What kind of aroad to you_want ? " he asked hoarsely .

"A road that_will take us back to_the Emerald City, please," said Dorothy .

" I_can't guarantee anything like that," declared the Fix, shaking his head .

"Our roads go where they please, and you'll have to_go where they take you . do_you_want to_go on or off ? "

"On," shivered the Cowardly Lion, looking with ashudder over the precipice at_the end of_the street .

"What kind of aroad will you_have ? Make up your minds, please . I_am busy ."

"What kind of roads have_you ? " asked Dorothy timidly . it_was her first experience at buying roads, and she felt abit perplexed .

"Sunny, shady, straight, crooked, and cross-roads," snapped the Fix .

"We wouldn't want across one," said Dorothy positively ." have_you any with trees at both sides and water at_the end ? "

" how_many yards ? " asked the Fix, taking apair of shears as large as himself off along counter beside him .

"Five miles," said Sir Hokus as Dorothy looked confused ."That ought to_take us somewhere ! "

The Fix rang one_of_the bells in_the counter .The next minute, abig trap door in_the ground opened, and aperfectly huge roll bounced out at his feet .

"Get on," commanded the Fix in_such asharp tone that_the three jumped to obey .Holding fast to Sir Hokus, Dorothy stepped on_the piece of road that had already unrolled .The Cowardly Lion, looking very anxious, followed .No sooner had they done so than_the road gave aterrific leap forward that stretched the three flat upon their backs and started unwinding from its spool at aterri- fying speed .As it unrolled, tall trees snapped erect on each side and began laughing derisively at_the three travelers huddled together in_the middle .

"G-g-glad we only took five miles," stuttered Dorothy to_the Knight, whose armor was rattling like aFord .

The Cowardly Lion had wound his tail around atree and dug his claws into_the road, for he had no intention of falling off into nothingness .As for_the road, it snapped along at about amile aminute, and before_they had time to grow accustomed to_this singular mode of travel, it gave afinal jump that sent them circling into_the air, and began rapidly winding itself up .

Down, down, down whirled Dorothy, falling with aresounding splash into abroad stream of water .Then down, down, down again, almost to_the bottom .

"Help ! " screamed Dorothy as her head rose above water, and she began striking out feebly .But the fall through_the air had taken all her breath .

"What do_you_want ? " athin, neat little man was watching her anxiously from_the bank, making careful notes in abook that he held in one hand .

"Help ! Save me ! " choked Dorothy, feeling herself going down in_the muddy stream again .

"Wait ! I'll look it up under the 'H's," called the little man, making atrumpet of_his hands ." are_you an island ? An island is abody of land entirely surrounded by water, but this seems_to_be asome-body," Dorothy heard him mutter as he whipped over several pages of_his book ."Sorry," he_called back, shaking his head slowly, "but this_is_the wrong day .I only save lives on Monday ."

"Stand aside, Mem, you villain ! " asecond little man exactly like the first except that he_was exceedingly untidy plunged into_the stream .

"It's no use," thought Dorothy, closing her eyes, for he had jumped in far below the spot where she had fallen and was making no progress whatever .The waters rushed over her head the second time .Then she felt herself being dragged upward .

When she opened her eyes, the Cowardly Lion was standing over her ." are_you all right ? " he rumbled anxiously ." I_came as_soon_as I_could .Fell in way upstream .Seen Hokus ? "

"Oh, he'll drown," cried Dorothy, forgetting her own narrow escape ." he_can't swim in_that heavy armor ! "

"Never fear, I'll get him," puffed the Cowardly Lion, and without waiting to catch his breath he plunged back into_the stream .The little man who only saved lives on Monday now approached timidly ."I'd like to_get astatement from_you, if_you don't mind .It might help me in_the_future ."

"You might_have helped me in_the present," said Dorothy, wringing out her dress ."You ought_to_be ashamed of yourself ."

"I'll make anote of_that," said the little man earnestly ."But how did you feel when_you went down ? " He waited, his pencil poised over the little book .

"Go away," cried Dorothy in disgust .

"But my dear young lady --"

"I'm not your dear young lady .Oh, dear, why doesn't the Cowardly Lion come back ? "

"Go away, Mem ." The second little man, dripping wet, came up hurriedly .

" i_was only trying to_get alittle information," grumbled Mem sulkily .

"I'm sorry I couldn't swim faster," said the wet little man, approaching Dorothy apologetically .

"Well, thank_you_for trying," said Dorothy ."Is he your brother ? And could you tell me where you_are ? You're dressed in yellow, so I 'spose it must_be somewhere in_the Winkie Country ."

"Right in both cases," chuckled the little fellow ."My name is Ran and_his name is Memo ." He jerked his thumb at_the retiring twin ."Randum and Memo -- see ? "

" i_think I_do," said Dorothy, half closing her eyes ." is_that why he's always taking notes ? "

"Exactly," said Ran ." I_do everything at Random, and he_does everything at memorandum ."

"It must_be rather confusing," said Dorothy .Then as she caught sight of_the Cowardly Lion dragging Sir Hokus, she jumped up excitedly .Ran, however, took one look at_the huge beast and then fled, calling for Mem at_the top of_his voice .And that_is_the last Dorothy saw of_these singular twins .

The Lion dropped Sir Hokus in alimp heap .When Dorothy unfastened his armor, gallons of water rushed out .

"Sho good of -- of -- you," choked the poor Knight, trying to straighten up .

"Save your breath, old fellow," said the Cowardly Lion, regarding him affectionately .

"Oh, why did I ask for water on_the end of_the road ? " sighed Dorothy ."But, anyway, we're in some part of_the Winkie Country ."

Sir Hokus, though still spluttering, was beginning to revive ."Yon noble bheast shall be knighted .Uds daggers ! That's the shecond time he's shaved my life ! " Rising unsteadily, he tottered over to_the Lion and struck him asharp blow on_the shoulder ."Rishe, Shir Cowardly Lion," he cried hoarsely, and fell headlong, and before Dorothy or the lion had recovered from their surprise he_was fast asleep, mumbling happily of dragons and bludgeons .

"We'll have to wait till he gets rested," said Dorothy ."And until I get dry ." She began running up and down, then stopped suddenly before_the Lion .

"And there's something else for Professor Wogglebug to_put in_his book, Sir Cowardly Lion ."

"Oh, that ! " mumbled the Cowardly Lion, looking terribly embarrassed ."Whoever heard of aCowardly Knight ? Nonsense ! "

"No, it isn't nonsense," said Dorothy stoutly ."You're aknight from now on .Won't the Scarecrow be pleased ? "

" if_we ever find him," sighed the Lion, settling himself beside Sir Hokus .

" we_will," said Dorothy gaily ."I just feel it ."

CHAPTER 14

SONS AND GRANDSONS GREET THE SCARECROW

Although the Scarecrow had_been on Silver Island only a few_days, he had already instituted many reforms, and thanks to_his cleverness the people were more prosperous than ever before .Cheers greeted him wherever he went, and even old Chew Chew was more agreeable and no longer made bitter remarks to Happy Toko .The Scarecrow himself, however, had four new wrinkles and was exceedingly melancholy .He missed the carefree life in Oz, and every_minute that he_was not ruling the island he_was thinking about his old home and dear, jolly comrades in_the Emerald City .

"I almost hope they_will look in_the Magic Picture and wish me back again," he mused pensively ."But it_is my duty to stay here . I_have afamily to support ." So he resolved to_put the best face he_could on_the matter, and Happy Toko did his utmost to cheer up his royal master .The second morning after_the great victory, he_came running into_the silver throne room in agreat state of excitement .

"The honorable Offspring have arriven ! " (sic) announced Happy, turning asomersault ."Come, ancient and amiable Sir, and gaze upon your sons and grandsons ! " The Scarecrow sprang joyously from_his silver throne, upsetting abowl of silver fish and three silver vases .At last areal family ! ever_since his arrival, the three Princes and their fifteen little sons had_been cruising on_the royal pleasure barge, so that_the Scarecrow had_not caught aglimpse of_them .

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