
"I wonder what
when it rains ? " said Dorothy, looking curiously
solemn rows of people

"Call for roofs, silly ! " snapped
Fix, staring at her rudely
"
spend your time thinking instead of walking, you'd know more
"
"Go to, and swallow
gooseberry ! " roared the Knight, waving his sword
Fix, and Dorothy, fearing an encounter, begged him
on, which
-- though with many backward glances

Fix City seemed to consist of one long street,
had soon come
very end

"Uds daggers ! " gasped Sir Hokus

"Great palm trees," roared the Cowardly Lion

As for Dorothy,
do nothing but stare
The street ended surely enough, and beyond
nothing at all
, nothing but air

"Well," said the Cowardly Lion, backing
few paces, "
pretty fix
"
"Glad you like it," said
wheezy voice
The three travelers turned in surprise

huge Fix was regarding them with interest
His circle,
the last
row, was about twenty times as large
other circles, and
edge stood
big sign:'
ROAD SHOP

"Don't you remember, the King said something about buying
road," said Dorothy in an excited undertone
Knight

"Can'st direct us to
road, my good man ? " asked Sir Hokus with
bow
The Fix jerked his thumb back
sign
"What kind of
road to
? " he asked hoarsely

"A road
take us back
Emerald City, please," said Dorothy

"
't guarantee anything like that," declared the Fix, shaking his head

"Our roads go where they please, and you'll have
where they take you
on or off ? "
"On," shivered the Cowardly Lion, looking with
shudder over the precipice
end
street

"What kind of
road will
? Make up your minds, please
busy
"
"What kind of roads
? " asked Dorothy timidly
her first experience at buying roads, and she felt
bit perplexed

"Sunny, shady, straight, crooked, and cross-roads," snapped the Fix

"We wouldn't want
cross one," said Dorothy positively
"
any with trees at both sides and water
end ? "
"
yards ? " asked the Fix, taking
pair of shears as large as himself off
long counter beside him

"Five miles," said Sir Hokus as Dorothy looked confused
"That ought
us somewhere ! "
The Fix rang
bells
counter
The next minute,
big trap door
ground opened, and
perfectly huge roll bounced out at his feet

"Get on," commanded the Fix
sharp tone
three jumped to obey
Holding fast to Sir Hokus, Dorothy stepped
piece of road that had already unrolled
The Cowardly Lion, looking very anxious, followed
No sooner had they done so
road gave
terrific leap forward that stretched the three flat upon their backs and started unwinding from its spool at
terri- fying speed
As it unrolled, tall trees snapped erect on each side and began laughing derisively
three travelers huddled together
middle

"G-g-glad we only took five miles," stuttered Dorothy
Knight, whose armor was rattling like
Ford

The Cowardly Lion had wound his tail around
tree and dug his claws
road, for he had no intention of falling off into nothingness
As
road, it snapped along at about
mile
minute, and
had time to grow accustomed
singular mode of travel, it gave
final jump that sent them circling
air, and began rapidly winding itself up

Down, down, down whirled Dorothy, falling with
resounding splash into
broad stream of water
Then down, down, down again, almost
bottom

"Help ! " screamed Dorothy as her head rose above water, and she began striking out feebly
But the fall
air had taken all her breath

"What
? "
thin, neat little man was watching her anxiously
bank, making careful notes in
book that he held in one hand

"Help ! Save me ! " choked Dorothy, feeling herself going down
muddy stream again

"Wait ! I'll look it up under the 'H's," called the little man, making
trumpet
hands
"
an island ? An island is
body of land entirely surrounded by water, but this
some-body," Dorothy heard him mutter as he whipped over several pages
book
"Sorry,"
back, shaking his head slowly, "but
wrong day
I only save lives on Monday
"
"Stand aside, Mem, you villain ! "
second little man exactly like the first except that
exceedingly untidy plunged
stream

"It's no use," thought Dorothy, closing her eyes, for he had jumped in far below the spot where she had fallen and was making no progress whatever
The waters rushed over her head the second time
Then she felt herself being dragged upward

When she opened her eyes, the Cowardly Lion was standing over her
"
all right ? " he rumbled anxiously
"
Fell in way upstream
Seen Hokus ? "
"Oh, he'll drown," cried Dorothy, forgetting her own narrow escape
"
't swim
heavy armor ! "
"Never fear, I'll get him," puffed the Cowardly Lion, and without waiting to catch his breath he plunged back
stream
The little man who only saved lives on Monday now approached timidly
"I'd like
statement
,
don't mind
It might help me
"
"You
helped me
present," said Dorothy, wringing out her dress
"You
ashamed of yourself
"
"I'll make
note
," said the little man earnestly
"But how did you feel
went down ? " He waited, his pencil poised over the little book

"Go away," cried Dorothy in disgust

"But my dear young lady --"
"I'm not your dear young lady
Oh, dear, why doesn't the Cowardly Lion come back ? "
"Go away, Mem
" The second little man, dripping wet, came up hurriedly

"
only trying
little information," grumbled Mem sulkily

"I'm sorry I couldn't swim faster," said the wet little man, approaching Dorothy apologetically

"Well,
trying," said Dorothy
"Is he your brother ? And could you tell me where
? You're dressed in yellow, so I 'spose it
somewhere
Winkie Country
"
"Right in both cases," chuckled the little fellow
"My name is Ran
name is Memo
" He jerked his thumb
retiring twin
"Randum and Memo -- see ? "
"
," said Dorothy, half closing her eyes
"
why he's always taking notes ? "
"Exactly," said Ran
"
everything at Random, and
everything at memorandum
"
"It
rather confusing," said Dorothy
Then as she caught sight
Cowardly Lion dragging Sir Hokus, she jumped up excitedly
Ran, however, took one look
huge beast and then fled, calling for Mem
top
voice
And
last Dorothy saw
singular twins

The Lion dropped Sir Hokus in
limp heap
When Dorothy unfastened his armor, gallons of water rushed out

"Sho good of -- of -- you," choked the poor Knight, trying to straighten up

"Save your breath, old fellow," said the Cowardly Lion, regarding him affectionately

"Oh, why did I ask for water
end
road ? " sighed Dorothy
"But, anyway, we're in some part
Winkie Country
"
Sir Hokus, though still spluttering, was beginning to revive
"Yon noble bheast shall be knighted
Uds daggers ! That's the shecond time he's shaved my life ! " Rising unsteadily, he tottered over
Lion and struck him
sharp blow
shoulder
"Rishe, Shir Cowardly Lion," he cried hoarsely, and fell headlong, and before Dorothy or the lion had recovered from their surprise
fast asleep, mumbling happily of dragons and bludgeons

"We'll have to wait till he gets rested," said Dorothy
"And until I get dry
" She began running up and down, then stopped suddenly
Lion

"And there's something else for Professor Wogglebug
book, Sir Cowardly Lion
"
"Oh, that ! " mumbled the Cowardly Lion, looking terribly embarrassed
"Whoever heard of
Cowardly Knight ? Nonsense ! "
"No, it isn't nonsense," said Dorothy stoutly
"You're
knight from now on
Won't the Scarecrow be pleased ? "
"
ever find him," sighed the Lion, settling himself beside Sir Hokus

"
," said Dorothy gaily
"I just feel it
"
CHAPTER 14
SONS AND GRANDSONS GREET THE SCARECROW
Although the Scarecrow
on Silver Island only
, he had already instituted many reforms, and thanks
cleverness the people were more prosperous than ever before
Cheers greeted him wherever he went, and even old Chew Chew was more agreeable and no longer made bitter remarks to Happy Toko
The Scarecrow himself, however, had four new wrinkles and was exceedingly melancholy
He missed the carefree life in Oz, and
that
not ruling the island
thinking about his old home and dear, jolly comrades
Emerald City

"I almost hope
look
Magic Picture and wish me back again," he mused pensively
"But
my duty to stay here
family to support
" So he resolved
the best face
matter, and Happy Toko did his utmost to cheer up his royal master
The second morning
great victory,
running
silver throne room in
great state of excitement

"The honorable Offspring have arriven ! " (sic) announced Happy, turning
somersault
"Come, ancient and amiable Sir, and gaze upon your sons and grandsons ! " The Scarecrow sprang joyously
silver throne, upsetting
bowl of silver fish and three silver vases
At last
real family !
his arrival, the three Princes and their fifteen little sons
cruising
royal pleasure barge, so
Scarecrow
caught
glimpse

"