Oz 15: The Royal Book of Oz by Ruth Plumly Thompson
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ashove that he sprawled to_the floor .

"So --" yawned the Cowardly Lion, awakened by_the clatter, "Knight has fallen ! "

"Prisoners -- Sir Hokus ! " shouted the Chief Poker, lifting the Knight's plume and speaking into_the helmet as_if he were telephoning .

The Knight arose with great dignity, and after straightening his armor, let down his visor, and Dorothy saw akind, timid face with melancholy blue eyes -- not at all Pokish, as she explained to Ozma later .

"What means this unwonted clamor ? " asked Sir Hokus, peering curiously at_the prisoners .

"We're sorry to waken you," said Dorothy politely, "but could you please give_us some breakfast ? "

"A lot ! " added the Cowardly Lion, licking his chops .

"It's safer for_me to sing," said the Knight mournfully, and throwing back his head, he roared in ahigh, hoarse voice:

"Don't yawn ! Don't yawn ! We're out of breath -- Begone -- BEGONE Or die the death ! "

The Cowardly Lion growled threateningly and began lashing his tail .

"If he weren't in acan, I'd eat him," he rumbled, "but I never could abide tinned meat ."

"He's not in acan, he's in armor," explained Dorothy, too interested to_pay much attention to_the Cowardly Lion, for at_the first note of_the Knight's song, the Pokes began scowling horribly, and by_the_time he had finished they were backing out_of_the room faster than Dorothy ever imagined they_could go .

" so_that's why the sign said don't sing," thought Dorothy to herself .The air seemed clearer somehow, and she no longer felt sleepy .

when_the last Poke had disappeared, the Knight sighed and climbed gravely back on_his stone chair .

"My singing makes them very wroth .In faith, they_cannot endure music; it wakens them," explained Sir Hokus ."But hold, 'twas food you asked of me .Breakfast, I believe you called it ." With an uneasy glance at_the Cowardly Lion, who was sniffing the air hungrily, the Knight banged on_his steel armor with_his sword, and afat, lazy Poke shuffled slowly into_the hall .

"Pid, bring the stew," roared Sir Hokus as_the Poke stood blinking at them dully .

"Stew, Pid ! " he repeated loudly, and began to hum under his breath, at which Pid fairly ran out_of_the room, returning in_a_few_minutes with alarge yellow bowl .This he handed ungraciously to Dorothy .Then he brought agreat copper tub of_the stuff for_the Cowardly Lion and retired sulkily .

Dorothy thought she had never tasted anything more delicious .The Cowardly Lion was gulping down his share with closed eyes, and both, I_am very sorry to_say, forgot even to thank Sir Hokus .

" are_you perchance adamsel in distress ? "

Quite startled, Dorothy looked up from her bowl and saw the Knight regarding her wistfully .

"She's in Pokes, and_that's the same thing," said the Cowardly Lion without opening his eyes .

"We're lost," began the little girl, "but --"

there_was something so quaint and gentle about_the Knight, that she soon found herself talking to him like an old friend .She told him all of_their adventures since leaving the Emerald City and even told about_the disappearance of_the Scarecrow .

"Passing strange, yet how refreshing," murmured Sir Hokus ."And if I seem alittle behind times, you_must not blame me .For centuries, I_have dozed in_this gray castle, and it cometh over me that things have greatly changed .This beast now, he talks quite manfully, and this Kingdom that you mention, this Oz ? Never heard of it ! "

"Never heard of Oz ? " gasped the little girl ."Why, you're asubject of Oz, and Pokes is in Oz, though I don't know just where ."

Here Dorothy gave him ashort history of_the Fairy country, and of_the many adventures she had had since she had come there .Sir Hokus listened with growing melancholy .

" to_think," he sighed mournfully, "that i_was prisoner here while all that was happening ! "

" are_you aprisoner ? " asked Dorothy in surprise ." i_thought you were King of_the Pokes ! "

"Uds daggers ! " thundered Sir Hokus so suddenly that Dorothy jumped ." I_am aknight ! "

Seeing her startled expression, he controlled himself ." i_was aknight," he continued brokenly ."Long centuries_ago, mounted on my goodly steed, I fared from my father's castle to offer my sword to amighty king .His name ? " Sir Hokus tapped his forehead uncertainly ."Go to, I_have forgot ."

"Could it have_been King Arthur ? " exclaimed Dorothy, wide-eyed with interest ."Why, just think of your being still alive ! "

"That's just the point," choked the Knight ."I've been alive -- still, so still that I've forgotten everything .Why, I_can't even remember how I used to_talk," he confessed miserably .

"But how did you get here ? " rumbled the Cowardly Lion, who did_not like being left out_of_the conversation .

"I had barely left my father's castle before I met astranger," said Sir Hokus, sitting up very straight, "who challenged me to battle .I spurred my horse forward, our lances met, and_the stranger was unseated .But by my faith, 'twas no mortal Knight ." Sir Hokus sighed deeply and lapsed into silence .

"What happened ? " asked Dorothy curiously, for Sir Hokus seemed to_have forgotten them .

"The Knight," said he with another mighty sigh, "struck the ground with_his lance and cried, 'Live Wretch, for centuries in_the stupidest country out_of_the world,' and disappeared .And here -- here I_am ! " With adespairing gesture, Sir Hokus arose, big tears splashing down his armor .

" I_feel that I_am brave, very brave, but how am I to_know until I_have encountered danger ? Ah, friends, behold in me aKnight who has never had areal adventure, never killed adragon, nor championed aLady, nor gone on aQuest ! "

Dropping on_his knees before_the little girl, Sir Hokus took her hand ."Let me go with_you on_this Quest for_the valiant Scarecrow .Let me be your good Night ! " he begged eagerly .

"Good night," coughed the Cowardly Lion, who, to_tell the truth, was feeling abit jealous .But Dorothy was thrilled, and as Sir Hokus continued to look at her pleadingly, she took off her hair ribbon and bound it 'round his arm .

"You shall be my own true Knight, and I your Lady Fair ! " she announced solemnly, and exactly as she had read in books .

at_this interesting juncture the Cowardly Lion gave atremendous yawn, and Sir Hokus with an exclamation of alarm jumped to_his feet .The Pokes had returned to_the hall, and Dorothy felt herself falling asleep again .

Up, up, my lieges and away ! We take_the field again -- For Ladies fair we fight today And KING ! Up, up, my merry men !

shrilled the Knight as_if he were leading an army to battle .The Pokes opened both eyes, but did_not immediately retire .Sir Hokus bravely swallowed ayawn and hastily clearing his throat shouted another song, which he evidently made up on_the spur of_the moment:

Avaunt ! Be off ! Be gone - Methinks We'll be asleep in forty winks !

this_time the Pokes left sullenly, but the effect of_their presence had thrown Dorothy, the Cowardly Lion, and_the Knight into aviolent fit of_the gapes .

"If I fall asleep, nothing can save you," said Sir Hokus in an agitated voice ."Hah, hoh, hum ! Hah -- ! "

The Knight's eyes closed .

"Don't do_it, don't do_it ! " begged Dorothy, shaking him violently ."Can't we run away ? "

"I've been trying for five centuries," wailed the Knight in adiscouraged voice, "but I always fall asleep before I reach the gate, and_they bring me back here .They're rather fond of me in their slow way," he added apologetically .

"Couldn't you keep singing ? " asked the Cowardly Lion anxiously, for_the prospect of afive-century stay in Pokes was more than he_could bear .

"Couldn't we all sing ? " suggested Dorothy ."Surely all three of us won't fall asleep at once ."

"I'm not much of asinger," groaned the Cowardly Lion, beginning to tremble, "but I'm willing to_do my share ! "

"I like you," said Sir Hokus, going over and thumping the Cowardly Lion approvingly on_the back ."You ought_to_be knighted ! "

The lion blinked his eyes, for Sir Hokus' iron fist bruised him severely, but knowing it_was kindly meant, he bore it bravely .

" I_am henceforth abeknighted lion," he whispered to Dorothy while Sir Hokus was straightening his armor .Next the Knight took down an iron poker, which he handed to Dorothy .

"To wake us up with," he explained ."And now, Lady Dorothy, if_you_are ready, we_will start on_the Quest for_the honorable Scarecrow, and remember, everybody sing -- Sing for your life ! "

CHAPTER 6

SINGING THEIR WAY OUT OF POKES

Taking adeep breath, Sir Hokus, the Cowardly Lion and Dorothy burst out_of_the hall singing at_the top of_their voices .

"Three blind mice -- ! " sang Dorothy .

"Across the plain ! " shouted Sir Hokus .

" I_am the Cowardly Lion of Oz ! " roared the lion .

The Pokes were so taken aback at_the horrid sounds that_they ran scurrying right and left .In another minute the three were out_of_the castle and singing their way through_the gloomy garden .Dorothy stuck to_the Three Blind Mice .Sir Hokus sang verse after verse of an old English ballad, and_the Cowardly Lion roared and gurgled asong of_his own making, which, considering it_was afirst attempt, was not so bad:

I_am the Cowardly Lion of Oz ! Be good ! Begone ! Beware ! Becoz When I_am scared full fierce I be; Br--rah--grr--ruff, look out for_me !

The Pokes stumbled this_way and_that, and all went well until they rushed into acompany of Pokes who were playing croquet .The slowness with_which they raised their mallets fascinated Dorothy, and she stopped to watch them in_spite of herself .

"Don't stop ! Sing ! " growled the Cowardly Lion in_the middle of aline . to_make up for lost time, Dorothy closed her eyes and sang harder than ever, but alas ! next instant she fell over awicket, which so deprived her of breath that she_could barely scramble up, let alone sing . as_soon_as she stopped singing, the Pokes paused in their flight, and as_soon_as they paused Dorothy began to gape .Singing for dear life, Sir Hokus jerked Dorothy by_the arm, and_the Cowardly Lion roared so loud that_the Pokes covered their ears and began backing away .

" there_was aKnight ! Come on, come on ! " sang Sir Hokus, and Dorothy came, and in_a_few_minutes was able to_take up the "Three Blind Mice" again .But running and singing at_the same time is_not an easy task .And running through Pokes is like trying to run through water .( you_know how hard that_is ? )

"Three Blind Mice -- uh -- hah -- Three Blind -- Mice -- uh-hah -- I_can't sing another note ! Thu -- ree-- ! " gasped poor Dorothy, stumbling along, while the Cowardly Lion was puffing like an engine .The Pokes in_the garden had recovered from their first alarm and were following at asafe distance .The gates of_the city were only ashort distance off, but it seemed to Dorothy that she_could_not go another step .

alarge group of Pokes had gathered at_the gates, and unless they_could sing their way through, they_would fall asleep and be carried ignominiously back to_the castle .

"Now ! " wheezed Sir Hokus, "Remember, it_is for_the Scarecrow ! " All of_them swallowed, took adeep breath, and put their last remaining strength into their voices .But awily Poke who had stuffed some cotton in_his ears now approached pushing alittle cart .

"Take -- ! " he drawled, and before Dorothy realized what she was doing, she had accepted acone from_the Poke .

"Hah, hoh, hum ! Why, it's hokey pokey ! " spluttered Dorothy, and with adeep sigh of delight she took alarge bite of_the pink ice cream .How cool it felt on her dry throat ! She opened her mouth for asecond taste, yawned terrifically, and fell with athud to_the stone pavement .

"Dorothy ! " wailed Sir Hokus, stopping short in_his song and bending over the little girl .The poor Cowardly Lion gave agulp of despair and began running around the two, roaring and singing in achoked voice .The Pokes nodded to


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