Oz 05: The Road to Oz by L. Frank Baum
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with_his apples and sandwiches, although he ended the meal by eating Button-Bright's pie .Polly liked her dewdrops and mist-cakes better than any_other food, so they all enjoyed an excellent breakfast .Toto had the scraps left from_the beefsteak, and he stood up nicely on_his hind legs while Dorothy fed them to him .

Breakfast ended, they passed through_the village to_the side opposite that by_which they had entered, the brown servant-donkey guiding them through_the maze of scattered houses . there_was the road again, leading far away into_the unknown country beyond .

"King Kik-a-bray says you_must not forget his invitation," said the brown donkey, as_they passed through_the opening in_the wall .

"I shan't," promised Dorothy .

Perhaps no one ever beheld amore strangely assorted group than_the one which now walked along the road, through pretty green fields and past groves of feathery pepper-trees and fragrant mimosa .Polychrome, her beautiful gauzy robes floating around her like arainbow cloud, went first, dancing back and forth and darting now here to pluck awild-flower or there to watch abeetle crawl across the path .Toto ran after her at times, barking joyously the while, only to_become sober again and trot along at Dorothy's heels .The little Kansas girl walked holding Button-Bright's hand clasped in her own, and_the wee boy with_his fox head covered by_the sailor hat presented an odd appeaance .Strangest of all, perhaps, was_the shaggy man, with_his shaggy donkey head, who shuffled along in_the rear with_his hands thrust deep in_his big pockets .

none_of_the party was really unhappy .All were straying in an unknown land and had suffered more or less annoyance and discomfort; but they realized they were having afairy adventure in afairy country, and were much interested in finding out what would happen next .

8 .The Musicker

about_the middle of_the forenoon they began to_go up along hill .By-and- by_this hill suddenly dropped down into apretty valley, where the travelers saw, to_their surprise, asmall house standing by_the road-side .

It was_the first house they had seen, and_they hastened into_the valley to discover who lived there .No one was in sight as_they approached, but when_they began to_get nearer the house they heard queer sounds coming from_it . they_could_not make these out at first, but as_they became louder our friends thought they heard asort of music like that made by awheezy hand-organ; the music fell upon their ears in_this_way:

Tiddle-widdle-iddle oom pom-pom ! Oom, pom-pom ! oom, pom-pom ! Tiddle-tiddle-tiddle oom pom-pom ! Oom, pom-pom--pah !

" what_is it, aband or amouth-organ ? " asked Dorothy .

"Don't know," said Button-Bright .

"Sounds to_me like aplayed-out phonograph," said the shaggy man, lifting his enormous ears to listen .

"Oh, there just COULDN'T be afunnygraf in Fairyland ! " cried Dorothy .

"It's rather pretty, isn't it ? " asked Polychrome, trying to dance to_the strains .

Tiddle-widdle-iddle, oom pom-pom, Oom pom-pom; oom pom-pom !

came the music to_their ears, more distinctly as_they drew nearer the house .Presently, they saw alittle fat man sitting on abench before_the door .He wore ared, braided jacket that reached to_his waist, ablue waistcoat, and white trousers with gold stripes down the sides . on_his bald head was perched alittle, round, red cap held in place by arubber elastic underneath his chin .His face was round, his eyes afaded blue, and he wore white cotton gloves .The man leaned on astout gold-headed cane, bending forward on_his seat to watch his visitors approach .

Singularly enough, the musical sounds they had heard seemed to_come from_the inside of_the fat man himself; for he_was playing no instrument nor was any to_be seen near him .

They came up and stood in arow, staring at him, and he stared back while the queer sounds came from_him as before:

Tiddle-iddle-iddle, oom pom-pom, Oom, pom-pom; oom pom-pom ! Tiddle-widdle-iddle, oom pom-pom, Oom, pom-pom--pah !

Why, he's areg'lar musicker ! " said Button-Bright .

"What's amusicker ? " asked Dorothy .

"Him ! " said the boy .

Hearing this, the fat man sat up alittle stiffer than before, as_if he had received acompliment, and still came the sounds:

Tiddle-widdle-iddle, oom pom-pom, Oom pom-pom, oom--

"Stop it ! " cried the shaggy man, earnestly ."Stop that dreadful noise ."

The fat man looked at him sadly and began his reply .When he spoke the music changed and_the words seemed to accompany the notes . he_said--or rather sang:

It isn't anoise that you hear, But Music, harmonic and clear .My breath makes me play Like an organ, all day-- That bass note is in my left ear .

"How funny ! " exclaimed Dorothy; " he_says his breath makes the music ."

"That's all nonsense," declared the shaggy man; but now the music began again, and_they all listened carefully .

My lungs are full of reeds like those In organs, therefore I suppose, If I breathe in or out my nose, The reeds are bound to play .

So as I breathe to live, you_know, I squeeze out music as I go; I'm very sorry this_is so-- Forgive my piping, pray !

"Poor man," said Polychrome; " he_can't help it .What agreat misfortune it_is ! "

"Yes," replied the shaggy man; " we_are only obliged to hear this music ashort time, until we leave him and go away; but the poor fellow must listen to himself as long as he lives, and_that is enough to drive him crazy .Don't you_think so ? "

"Don't know," said Button-Bright .Toto said, "Bow-wow ! " and_the others laughed .

"Perhaps that's why he lives all alone," suggested Dorothy .

"Yes; if he had neighbors, they_might do him an injury," responded the shaggy man .

All this while the little fat musicker was breathing the notes:

Tiddle-tiddle-iddle, oom, pom-pom,

and_they had to_speak loud in_order to hear themselves .The shaggy man said:

"Who are_you, sir ? "

The reply came in_the shape of_this sing-song:

I'm Allegro da Capo, avery famous man; Just find another, high or low, to match me if_you_can .Some people try, but can't, to play and_have to practice every day; But I've been musical always, since first my life began .

"Why, I b'lieve he's proud of it," exclaimed Dorothy; "and seems to_me I've heard worse music than he makes ."

"Where ? " asked Button-Bright .

"I've forgotten, just now .But Mr Da Capo is certainly astrange person--isn't he ? --and p'r'aps he's the only_one of_his kind in all the world ."

This praise seemed to_please the little fat musicker, for he swelled out his chest, looked important and sang as follows:

I wear no band around me, And yet I_am aband ! I_do_not strain to_make my strains But, on_the other hand, My toot is always destitute Of flats or other errors; to_see sharp and be natural are for_me but minor terrors .

"I don't quite understand that," said Polychrome, with apuzzled look; "but perhaps it's because I'm accustomed only to_the music of_the spheres ."

"What's that ? " asked Button-Bright .

"Oh, Polly means the atmosphere and hemisphere, I s'pose," explained Dorothy .

"Oh," said Button-Bright .

"Bow-wow ! " said Toto .

But the musicker was still breathing his constant

Oom, pom-pom; Oom pom-pom--

and it seemed to jar on_the shaggy man's nerves .

"Stop it, can't you ? " he cried angrily; "or breathe in awhisper; or put aclothes-pin on_your nose .Do something, anyhow ! "

But the fat one, with asad look, sang this answer:

Music hath charms, and it may Soothe even the savage, they say; So if savage you feel Just list to my reel, For sooth to_say that's the real way .

The shaggy man had to laugh at_this, and when he laughed he stretched his donkey mouth wide open .Said Dorothy:

"I don't know how good his poetry is, but it seems to fit the notes, so_that's all that_can_be 'xpected ."

"I like it," said Button-Bright, who was staring hard at_the musicker, his little legs spread wide apart . to_the surprise of_his companions, the boy asked this long question:

"If I swallowed amouth-organ, what would I be ? "

"An organette," said the shaggy man ."But come, my dears; i_think the best thing we_can do is to_continue on_our journey before Button-Bright swallows anything . we_must try to_find that Land of Oz, you_know ."

Hearing this speech the musicker sang, quickly:

if_you go to_the Land of Oz Please take me along, because On Ozma's birthday I'm anxious to play The loveliest song ever was .

"No thank_you," said Dorothy; "we prefer to travel alone .But if I_see Ozma I'll tell her you_want to_come to her birthday party ."

"Let's be going," urged the shaggy man, anxiously .

Polly was already dancing along the road, far in advance, and_the others turned to_follow her .Toto did_not like the fat musicker and made agrab for_his chubby leg .Dorothy quickly caught up the growling little dog and hurried after her companions, who were walking faster than usual in_order to_get out of hearing .They had to climb ahill, and until they got to_the top they_could_not escape the musicker's monotonous piping:

Oom, pom-pom; oom, pom-pom; Tiddle-iddle-widdle, oom, pom-pom; Oom, pom-pom--pah !

as_they passed the brow of_the hill, however, and descended on_the other side, the sounds gradually died away, whereat they all felt much relieved .

"I'm glad I don't have to live with_the organ-man; aren't you, Polly ? " said Dorothy .

"Yes indeed," answered the Rainbow's Daughter .

"He's nice," declared Button-Bright, soberly .

" I_hope your Princess Ozma won't invite him to her birthday celebration," remarked the shaggy man; " for_the fellow's music would drive her guests all crazy .You've given me an idea, Button-Bright; I believe the musicker must_have swallowed an accordeon in_his youth ."

"What's 'cordeon ? " asked the boy .

"It's akind of pleating," explained Dorothy, putting down the dog .

"Bow-wow ! " said Toto, and ran away at amad gallop to chase abumble-bee .

9 .Facing the Scoodlers

The country wasn't so pretty now . before_the travelers appeared arocky plain covered with hills on_which grew nothing green .They were nearing some low mountains, too, and_the road, which before had_been smooth and pleasant to walk upon, grew rough and uneven .

Button-Bright's little feet stumbled more than once, and Polychrome ceased her dancing because the walking was now so difficult that she had no trouble to_keep warm .

It had become afternoon, yet there wasn't athing for their luncheon except two apples which the shaggy man had taken from_the breakfast table .He divided these into four pieces and gave aportion to each of_his companions .Dorothy and Button-Bright were glad to_get theirs; but Polly was satisfied with asmall bite, and Toto did_not like apples .

" do_you_know," asked the Rainbow's Daughter, "if this_is_the right road to_the Emerald City ? "

"No, I don't," replied Dorothy, "but it's the only road in_this part of_the country, so we_may as_well go to_the end of it ."

"It looks now as_if it might end pretty soon," remarked the shaggy man; "and what shall we_do if_it does ? "

"Don't know," said Button-Bright .

"If I had my Magic Belt," replied Dorothy, thoughtfully, "it could do us alot of good just now ."

" what_is your Magic Belt ? " asked Polychrome .

"It's athing I captured from_the Nome King one day, and it can do 'most any wonderful thing .But I left it with Ozma, you_know; 'cause magic won't work in Kansas, but only in fairy countries


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