Oz 05: The Road to Oz by L. Frank Baum
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I_see," said the little girl ." you_are quite civilized here ."

"Dunkiton," he replied, " is_the center of_the world's highest civilization ."

They came to ahouse where two youthful donkeys were whitewashing the wall, and Dorothy stopped amoment to watch them .They dipped the ends of_their tails, which were much like paint-brushes, into apail of whitewash, backed up against the house, and wagged their tails right and left until the whitewash was rubbed on_the wall, after which they dipped these funny brushes in_the pail again and repeated the performance .

" that_must be fun," said Button-Bright .

"No, it's work," replied the old donkey; "but we_make our youngsters do all the whitewashing, to_keep them out of mischief ."

"Don't they go to school ? " asked Dorothy .

"All donkeys are born wise," was_the reply, "so the only school we_need is_the school of experience .Books are only for_those who_know nothing, and so are obliged to learn things from other people ."

"In other words, the more stupid one is, the more he thinks he_knows," observed the shaggy man .The grey donkey paid no attention to_this speech because he had just stopped before ahouse which had painted over the doorway apair of hoofs, with adonkey tail between_them and arude crown and sceptre above .

"I'll see if his magnificent Majesty King Kik-a-bray is at home," said he .He lifted his head and called "Whee-haw ! whee-haw ! whee-haw ! " three times, in ashocking voice, turning about and kicking with_his heels against the panel of_the door .For atime there_was no reply; then the door opened far enough to permit adonkey's head to stick out and look at them .

it_was awhite head, with big, awful ears and round, solemn eyes .

"Have the foxes gone ? " it asked, in atrembling voice .

"They haven't been here, most stupendous Majesty," replied the grey one ."The new arrivals prove to_be travelers of distinction ."

"Oh," said the King, in arelieved tone of voice ."Let them come in ."

He opened the door wide, and_the party marched into abig room, which, Dorothy thought, looked quite unlike aking's palace .There were mats of woven grasses on_the floor and_the place was clean and neat; but his Majesty had no other furniture at all--perhaps because he didn't need it .He squatted down in_the center of_the room and alittle brown donkey ran and brought abig gold crown which it placed on_the monarch's head, and agolden staff with ajeweled ball at_the end of it, which the King held between his front hoofs as he sat upright .

"Now then," said his Majesty, waving his long ears gently to and fro, "tell me why you_are here, and what you expect me to_do for_you ." He eyed Button-Bright rather sharply, as_if afraid of_the little boy's queer head, though it was_the shaggy man who undertook to reply .

"Most noble and supreme ruler of Dunkiton," he_said, trying not to laugh in_the solemn King's face, " we_are strangers traveling through your dominions and_have entered your magnificent city because the road led through it, and there_was no way to_go around .All we_desire is to_pay our respects to your Majesty--the cleverest king in all the world, I'm sure--and then to_continue on_our way ."

This polite speech pleased the King very_much; indeed, it pleased him so_much that_it proved an unlucky speech for_the shaggy man .Perhaps the Love Magnet helped to win his Majesty's affections as_well as_the flattery, but however this_may_be, the white donkey looked kindly upon_the speaker and said:

"Only adonkey should_be able to use such fine, big words, and you_are too wise and admirable in all ways to_be amere man .Also, I_feel that I love you as_well as I_do my own favored people, so i_will bestow upon you the greatest gift within my power--a donkey's head ."

As he spoke he waved his jeweled staff .Although the shaggy man cried out and tried to leap backward and escape, it proved of no use .Suddenly his own head was gone and adonkey head appeared in its place--a brown, shaggy head so absurd and droll that Dorothy and Polly both broke into merry laughter, and even Button-Bright's fox face wore asmile .

"Dear me ! dear me ! " cried the shaggy man, feeling of_his shaggy new head and_his long ears ."What amisfortune--what agreat misfortune ! give_me back my own head, you stupid king-- if_you love me at all ! "

"Don't you like it ? " asked the King, surprised .

"Hee-haw ! I hate it ! Take it away, quick ! " said the shaggy man .

"But I_can't do_that," was_the reply ."My magic works only_one way . I_can DO things, but I_can't UNdo them .You'll have to_find the Truth Pond, and bathe in its water, in_order to_get back your own head .But I advise you not to do_that .This head is much more beautiful than_the old one ."

"That's amatter of taste," said Dorothy .

"Where is_the Truth Pond ? " asked the shaggy man, earnestly .

"Somewhere in_the Land of Oz; but just the exact location of it I_can not tell," was_the answer .

"Don't worry, Shaggy Man," said Dorothy, smiling because her friend wagged his new ears so comically ." if_the Truth Pond is in Oz, we'll be_sure to_find it when we get there ."

"Oh ! are_you going to_the Land of Oz ? " asked King Kik-a-bray .

"I don't know," she replied, "but we've been told we_are nearer the Land of Oz than to Kansas, and if_that's so, the quickest way for_me to_get home is to_find Ozma ."

"Haw-haw ! do_you_know the mighty Princess Ozma ? " asked the King, his tone both surprised and eager .

"'Course I_do; she's my friend," said Dorothy .

"Then perhaps you'll do me afavor," continued the white donkey, much excited .

" what_is it ? " she asked .

"Perhaps you_can_get me an invitation to Princess Ozma's birthday celebration, which will_be the grandest royal function ever held in Fairyland .I'd love to_go ."

"Hee-haw ! You deserve punishment, rather than reward, for giving me this dreadful head," said the shaggy man, sorrowfully .

" i_wish you wouldn't say 'hee-haw' so_much," Polychrome begged him; "it makes cold chills run down my back ."

"But I_can't help it, my dear; my donkey head wants to bray continually," he replied ."Doesn't your fox head want to yelp every_minute ? " he asked Button-Bright .

"Don't know," said the boy, still staring at_the shaggy man's ears .These seemed to interest him greatly, and_the sight also made him forget his own fox head, which_was acomfort .

"What do_you_think, Polly ? Shall I promise the donkey king an invitation to Ozma's party ? " asked Dorothy of_the Rainbow's Daughter, who was flitting about_the room like asunbeam because she_could never keep still .

"Do as_you please, dear," answered Polychrome ."He might help to amuse the guests of_the Princess ."

"Then, if_you_will give_us some supper and aplace to sleep to-night, and_let_us get started on_our journey early to-morrow morning," said Dorothy to_the King, "I'll ask Ozma to invite you--if I happen to_get to Oz ."

"Good ! Hee-haw ! Excellent ! " cried Kik-a-bray, much pleased ."You shall all have fine suppers and good beds .What food would you prefer, abran mash or ripe oats in_the shell ? "

"Neither one," replied Dorothy, promptly .

"Perhaps plain hay, or some sweet juicy grass would suit you better," suggested Kik-a-bray, musingly .

" is_that all you_have to eat ? " asked the girl .

"What more do you_desire ? "

"Well, you_see we're not donkeys," she explained, "and so we're used to other food .The foxes gave_us anice supper in Foxville ."

"We'd like some dewdrops and mist-cakes," said Polychrome .

"I'd prefer apples and aham sandwich," declared the shaggy man, "for although I've adonkey head, I still have my own particular stomach ."

" i_want pie," said Button-Bright .

" i_think some beefsteak and chocolate layer-cake would taste best," said Dorothy .

"Hee-haw ! I declare ! " exclaimed the King ."It seems each_one of you wants adifferent food .How queer all living creatures are, except donkeys ! "

"And donkeys like you_are queerest of all," laughed Polychrome .

"Well," decided the King, "I suppose my Magic Staff will produce the things you crave; if_you_are lacking in good taste it_is_not my fault ."

with_this, he waved his staff with_the jeweled ball, and before them instantly appeared atea-table, set with linen and pretty dishes, and on_the table were the very things each had wished for .Dorothy's beefsteak was smoking hot, and_the shaggy man's apples were plump and rosy-cheeked .The King had_not thought to_provide chairs, so they all stood in their places around the table and ate with good appetite, being hungry .The Rainbow's Daughter found three tiny dewdrops on acrystal plate, and Button-Bright had abig slice of apple pie, which he devoured eagerly .

Afterward the King called the brown donkey, which_was his favorite servant, and bade it lead his guests to_the vacant house where they were to_pass the night .It had only_one room and no furniture except beds of clean straw and afew mats of woven grasses; but our travelers were contented with_these simple things because they realized it was_the best the Donkey-King had to offer them . as_soon_as it_was dark they lay down on_the mats and slept comfortably until morning .

At daybreak there_was adreadful noise throughout_the city .Every donkey in_the place brayed .When he heard this the shaggy man woke up and called out "Hee-haw ! " as loud as he_could .

"Stop that ! " said Button-Bright, in across voice .Both Dorothy and Polly looked at_the shaggy man reproachfully .

"I couldn't help it, my dears," he_said, as_if ashamed of_his bray; "but I'll try not to_do_it again ."

Of coursed they forgave him, for as he still had the Love Magnet in_his pocket they were all obliged to love him as_much as ever .

they_did_not see the King again, but Kik-a-bray remembered them; for atable appeared again in their room with_the same food upon it as on_the night before .

"Don't want pie for breakfus'," said Button-Bright .

"I'll give_you some of_my beefsteak," proposed Dorothy; "there's plenty for_us all ."

That suited the boy better, but the shaggy man said he_was content with_his apples and sandwiches, although he ended the meal by eating Button-Bright's pie


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