," said the little girl
"
quite civilized here
" "Dunkiton," he replied, "
center
world's highest civilization
"
They came to
house where two youthful donkeys were whitewashing the wall, and Dorothy stopped
moment to watch them
They dipped the ends
tails, which were much like paint-brushes, into
pail of whitewash, backed up against the house, and wagged their tails right and left until the whitewash was rubbed
wall, after which they dipped these funny brushes
pail again and repeated the performance

"
be fun," said Button-Bright

"No, it's work," replied the old donkey; "but
our youngsters do all the whitewashing,
them out of mischief
"
"Don't they go to school ? " asked Dorothy

"All donkeys are born wise,"
reply, "so the only school
school of experience
Books are only
nothing, and so are obliged to learn things from other people
"
"In other words, the more stupid one is, the more he thinks
," observed the shaggy man
The grey donkey paid no attention
speech because he had just stopped before
house which had painted over the doorway
pair of hoofs, with
donkey tail
and
rude crown and sceptre above

"I'll see if his magnificent Majesty King Kik-a-bray is at home," said he
He lifted his head and called "Whee-haw ! whee-haw ! whee-haw ! " three times, in
shocking voice, turning about and kicking
heels against the panel
door
For
time
no reply; then the door opened far enough to permit
donkey's head to stick out and look at them

white head, with big, awful ears and round, solemn eyes

"Have the foxes gone ? " it asked, in
trembling voice

"They haven't been here, most stupendous Majesty," replied the grey one
"The new arrivals prove
travelers of distinction
"
"Oh," said the King, in
relieved tone of voice
"Let them come in
"
He opened the door wide,
party marched into
big room, which, Dorothy thought, looked quite unlike
king's palace
There were mats of woven grasses
floor
place was clean and neat; but his Majesty had no other furniture at all--perhaps because he didn't need it
He squatted down
center
room and
little brown donkey ran and brought
big gold crown which it placed
monarch's head, and
golden staff with
jeweled ball
end of it, which the King held between his front hoofs as he sat upright

"Now then," said his Majesty, waving his long ears gently to and fro, "tell me why
here, and what you expect me
" He eyed Button-Bright rather sharply,
afraid
little boy's queer head, though it
shaggy man who undertook to reply

"Most noble and supreme ruler of Dunkiton,"
, trying not to laugh
solemn King's face, "
strangers traveling through your dominions
entered your magnificent city because the road led through it, and
no way
around
All
is
our respects to your Majesty--the cleverest king in all the world, I'm sure--and then
way
"
This polite speech pleased the King
; indeed, it pleased him
proved an unlucky speech
shaggy man
Perhaps the Love Magnet helped to win his Majesty's affections
flattery, but however
, the white donkey looked kindly
speaker and said:
"Only
donkey
able to use such fine, big words, and
too wise and admirable in all ways
mere man
Also,
that I love you
as
my own favored people, so
bestow upon you the greatest gift within my power--a donkey's head
"
As he spoke he waved his jeweled staff
Although the shaggy man cried out and tried to leap backward and escape, it proved of no use
Suddenly his own head was gone and
donkey head appeared in its place--a brown, shaggy head so absurd and droll that Dorothy and Polly both broke into merry laughter, and even Button-Bright's fox face wore
smile

"Dear me ! dear me ! " cried the shaggy man, feeling
shaggy new head
long ears
"What
misfortune--what
great misfortune !
back my own head, you stupid king--
love me at all ! "
"Don't you like it ? " asked the King, surprised

"Hee-haw ! I hate it ! Take it away, quick ! " said the shaggy man

"But
't
,"
reply
"My magic works
way
DO things, but
't UNdo them
You'll have
the Truth Pond, and bathe in its water,
back your own head
But I advise you not to
This head is much more beautiful
old one
"
"That's
matter of taste," said Dorothy

"Where
Truth Pond ? " asked the shaggy man, earnestly

"Somewhere
Land of Oz; but just the exact location of it
not tell,"
answer

"Don't worry, Shaggy Man," said Dorothy, smiling because her friend wagged his new ears so comically
"
Truth Pond is in Oz, we'll
it when we get there
"
"Oh !
going
Land of Oz ? " asked King Kik-a-bray

"I don't know," she replied, "but we've been told
nearer the Land of Oz than to Kansas, and
's so, the quickest way
home is
Ozma
"
"Haw-haw !
the mighty Princess Ozma ? " asked the King, his tone both surprised and eager

"'Course
; she's my friend," said Dorothy

"Then perhaps you'll do me
favor," continued the white donkey, much excited

"
it ? " she asked

"Perhaps
me an invitation to Princess Ozma's birthday celebration, which
the grandest royal function ever held in Fairyland
I'd love
"
"Hee-haw ! You deserve punishment, rather than reward, for giving me this dreadful head," said the shaggy man, sorrowfully

"
you wouldn't say 'hee-haw'
," Polychrome begged him; "it makes cold chills run down my back
"
"But
't help it, my dear; my donkey head wants to bray continually," he replied
"Doesn't your fox head want to yelp
? " he asked Button-Bright

"Don't know," said the boy, still staring
shaggy man's ears
These seemed to interest him greatly,
sight also made him forget his own fox head,
comfort

"What
, Polly ? Shall I promise the donkey king an invitation to Ozma's party ? " asked Dorothy
Rainbow's Daughter, who was flitting
room like
sunbeam because
never keep still

"Do
please, dear," answered Polychrome
"He might help to amuse the guests
Princess
"
"Then,
some supper and
place to sleep to-night,
get started
journey early to-morrow morning," said Dorothy
King, "I'll ask Ozma to invite you--if I happen
to Oz
"
"Good ! Hee-haw ! Excellent ! " cried Kik-a-bray, much pleased
"You shall all have fine suppers and good beds
What food would you prefer,
bran mash or ripe oats
shell ? "
"Neither one," replied Dorothy, promptly

"Perhaps plain hay, or some sweet juicy grass would suit you better," suggested Kik-a-bray, musingly

"
all
to eat ? " asked the girl

"What more do
? "
"Well,
we're not donkeys," she explained, "and so we're used to other food
The foxes
nice supper in Foxville
"
"We'd like some dewdrops and mist-cakes," said Polychrome

"I'd prefer apples and
ham sandwich," declared the shaggy man, "for although I've
donkey head, I still have my own particular stomach
"
"
pie," said Button-Bright

"
some beefsteak and chocolate layer-cake would taste best," said Dorothy

"Hee-haw ! I declare ! " exclaimed the King
"It seems
of you wants
different food
How queer all living creatures are, except donkeys ! "
"And donkeys like
queerest of all," laughed Polychrome

"Well," decided the King, "I suppose my Magic Staff will produce the things you crave;
lacking in good taste
my fault
"
, he waved his staff
jeweled ball, and before them instantly appeared
tea-table, set with linen and pretty dishes, and
table were the very things each had wished for
Dorothy's beefsteak was smoking hot,
shaggy man's apples were plump and rosy-cheeked
The King
thought
chairs, so they all stood in their places around the table and ate with good appetite, being hungry
The Rainbow's Daughter found three tiny dewdrops on
crystal plate, and Button-Bright had
big slice of apple pie, which he devoured eagerly

Afterward the King called the brown donkey,
his favorite servant, and bade it lead his guests
vacant house where they were
the night
It had
room and no furniture except beds of clean straw and
few mats of woven grasses; but our travelers were contented
simple things because they realized it
best the Donkey-King had to offer them
dark they lay down
mats and slept comfortably until morning

At daybreak
dreadful noise
city
Every donkey
place brayed
When he heard this the shaggy man woke up and called out "Hee-haw ! " as loud as

"Stop that ! " said Button-Bright, in
cross voice
Both Dorothy and Polly looked
shaggy man reproachfully

"I couldn't help it, my dears,"
,
ashamed
bray; "but I'll try not
again
"
Of coursed they forgave him, for as he still had the Love Magnet
pocket they were all obliged to love him
as ever

see the King again, but Kik-a-bray remembered them; for
table appeared again in their room
same food upon it as
night before

"Don't want pie for breakfus'," said Button-Bright

"I'll
some
beefsteak," proposed Dorothy; "there's plenty
all
"
That suited the boy better, but the shaggy man said
content
apples and sandwiches, although he ended the meal by eating Button-Bright's pie