No. 12 The Adventure of the Retired Colourman by Arthur Conan Doyle
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to_have his revenge, and he planned it with diabolical cleverness .Come here ! "

Holmes led us along the passage with as_much certainty as_if he had lived in_the house and halted at_the open door of_the strong-room .

"Pooh ! What an awful smell of paint ! " cried the inspector .

"That was our first clue," said Holmes ." you_can thank Dr .Watson's observation for_that, though he failed to draw the inference .It set my foot upon_the trail .Why should this man at_such_a_time be filling his house with strong odours ? Obviously, to_cover some other smell which he wisfhed to conceal -- some guilty smell which would suggest suspicions .Then came the idea of aroom such as you_see here with iron door and shutter -- ahermetically sealed room .Put those two facts together, and whither do they lead ? I_could only determine that by examining the house myself . i_was already certain that_the case was serious, for I had examined the box-office chart at_the Haymarket Theatre -- another of Dr .Watson's bull's-eyes -- and ascertained that neither B thirty nor thirty-two of_the upper circle had_been occupied that night .Therefore, Amberley had_not_been to_the theatre, and_his alibi fell to_the ground . he_made abad slip when he allowed my astute friend to notice the number of_the seat taken for_his wife .The question now arose how I_might_be able to examine the house . I_sent an agent to_the most impossible village I_could think of, and summoned my man to_it at such an hour that he_could_not possibly get back . to_prevent any miscarriage, Dr .Watson accompanied him .The good vicar's name i_took, of_course, out of_my Crockford .Do I make it all clear to_you ? "

" it_is masterly," said the inspector in an awed voice .

"There being no fear of interruption I proceeded to burgle the house .Burglary has always been an alternative profession had I cared to adopt it, and I_have little doubt that i_should_have come to_the front .Observe what I_found . you_see the gas-pipe along the skirting here . very_good .It rises in_the angle of_the wall, and there_is atap here in_the corner .The pipe runs out into_the strong-room, as_you_can see, and ends in_that plaster rose in_the centre of_the ceiling, where it_is concealed by_the ornamentation .That end is wide open .At any moment by turning the outside tap the room could_be flooded with gas .With door and shutter closed and_the tap full on i_would_not give two minutes of conscious sensation to anyone shut up in_that little chamber .By what devilish device he decoyed them there I_do_not know, but once inside the door they were at his mercy ."

The inspector examined the pipe with interest ." one_of_our officers mentioned the smell of gas," said he, "but of_course the window and door were open then, and_the paint -- or some of it -- was already about .He had begun the work of painting the day before, according to_his story .But what next, Mr Holmes ? "

"Well, then came an incident which_was rather unexpected to myself . i_was slipping through_the pantry window in_the early dawn when I_felt ahand inside my collar, and avoice said: 'Now, you rascal, what_are you doing in there ? ' When I_could twist my head round I looked into_the tinted spectacles of_my friend and rival, Mr Barker . it_was acurious foregathering and set us both smiling .It seems that he had_been engaged by Dr .Ray Ernest's family to_make some investigations and had come to_the same conclusion as_to foul play .He had watched the house for some days and had spotted Dr .Watson as one_of_the obviously suspicious characters who had called there . he_could hardly arrest Watson, but when he_saw aman actually climbing out_of_the pantry window there came alimit to_his restraint . of_course, i_told him how matters stood and we continued the case together ."

"Why him ? why_not us ? "

"Because it_was in my mind to_put that little test which answered so admirably . I_fear you_would_not_have gone so_far ."

The inspector smiled .

"Well, maybe not .I understand that I_have your word, Mr Holmes, that you step right out_of_the case now and_that you turn all your results over to_us ."

"Certainly, that_is always my custom ."

"Well, in_the name of_the force i_thank_you .It seems aclear case, as_you put it, and there can't be much difficulty over the bodies ."

"I'll show you agrim little bit of evidence," said Holmes, "and I_am_sure Amberley himself never observed it .You'll get results, Inspector, by always putting yourself in_the other fellow's place, and thinking what you_would do yourself .It takes some imagination, but it pays .Now, we_will suppose that you were shut up in_this little room, had_not two minutes to live, but wanted to_get even with_the fiend who was probably mocking at you from_the other side of_the door .What would you_do ? "

"Write amessage ."

"Exactly . you_would like to_tell people how you died .No use writing on paper . that_would_be seen . if_you wrote on_the wall someone might rest upon it .Now, look here ! Just above the skirting is scribbled with apurple indelible pencil: 'We we --' That's all .

"What do_you make of_that ? "

"Well, it's only afoot above the ground .The poor devil was on_the floor dying when he wrote it . he_lost his senses before he_could finish ."

" he_was writing, 'We were murdered .' "

"That's how I_read it . if_you find an indelible pencil on_the body --"

"We'll look out for_it, you_may_be_sure .But those securities ? Clearly there_was no robbery at all .And yet he_did possess those bonds .We verified that ."

" you_may_be_sure he has them hidden in asafe place . when_the whole elopement had passed into history, he_would suddenly discover them and announce that_the guilty couple had relented and sent back the plunder or had dropped it on_the way ."

"You certainly seem to_have met every difficulty," said the inspector ." of_course, he_was bound to_call us in, but why he_should_have gone to ou I_can't understand ."

"Pure swank ! " Holmes answered ." he_felt so clever and so sure of himself that he imagined no one could touch him .He could_say to any suspicious neighbour, 'Look at_the steps I_have taken . I_have consulted not_only the police but even Sherlock Holmes .' "

The inspector laughed .

" we_must forgive you your 'even,' Mr Holmes," said he "it's as workmanlike ajob as I_can remember ."

acouple of days later my friend tossed across to_me acopy of_the bi-weekly North Surrey Observer .Under aseries of flaming headlines, which began with "The Haven Horror" and ended with "Brilliant Police Investigation," there_was apacked column of print which gave the first consecutive account of_the affair .The concluding paragraph is typical of_the whole .It ran thus:

The remarkable acumen by_which Inspector MacKinnon deduced from_the smell of paint that some other smell, that of gas, for example, might_be concealed; the bold deduction that_the strong-room might also be the death-chamber, and_the subsequent inquiry which led to_the discovery of_the bodies in adisused well, cleverly concealed by adog kennel, should live in_the history of crime as astanding example of_the intelligence of_our professional detectives .

"Well, well, MacKinnon is agood fellow," said Holmes with atolerant smile ." you_can file it in_our archives, Watson .Some day the true story may_be told ."


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