" "Oh, he has his faults, too," said Mr Wilson
"Never was such
fellow for photography
Snapping away with
camera when he
improving his mind, and then diving down
cellar like
rabbit into its hole to develop his pictures
his main fault, but
whole he's
good worker
There's no vice in him
"
"
still
, I presume ? "
"Yes, sir
He and
girl of fourteen, who does
bit of simple cooking and keeps the place clean--that's all
house, for
widower and never had any family
We live very quietly, sir, the three of us; and we keep
roof over our heads and pay our debts,
nothing more

"The first thing that put us out
advertisement
Spaulding,
down
office just this day eight weeks,
very paper
hand, and
:
"'
Lord, Mr Wilson, that
red-headed man
'
"'Why that ? ' I asks

"'Why,' says he, 'here's another vacancy
League
Red-headed Men
It's worth quite
little fortune to any man who gets it, and I understand
more vacancies than
men, so
trustees are at their wits' end what
money
hair would only change color, here's
nice little crib all ready
to step into
'
"'Why,
it, then ? ' I asked
Mr Holmes,
very stay-at-home man, and as my business came
instead
having
,
often weeks on end without putting my foot over the door-mat
way I didn't know much of
going on outside, and
always glad of
bit of news

"'
never heard
League
Red-headed Men ? ' he asked
eyes open

"'Never
'
"'Why, I wonder
,
are eligibile yourself for
vacancies
'
"'And
they worth ? ' I asked

"'Oh, merely
couple of hundred
year, but the work is slight, and it need not interfere
with one's other occupations
'
"Well,
easily think that that made me prick up my ears,
business
over-good
, and an extra couple of hundred
very handy

"'Tell me all
,' said I

"'Well ' said he, showing me the advertisement, 'you
League has
vacancy, and
the address where
apply for particulars
As far as
make out, the League was founded by an American millionaire, Ezekiah Hopkins, who was very peculiar
ways
himself red-headed, and he had
great sympathy for all red-headed men; so when he died
found that he had left his enormous fortune
hands of trustees, with instructions to apply the interest
providing of easy berths to men whose hair is
color
From all I hear
splendid pay and very little
'
"'But,' said I, 'there
millions of red-headed men
apply
'
"'Not
think,' he answered
'
really confined to Londoners, and to grown men
This American had started from London when
young, and
old town
good turn
Then, again,
heard
no use your applying if your hair is light red, or dark red, or anything but real bright, blazing, fiery red
Now,
cared to apply, Mr Wilson,
just walk in; but perhaps it would hardly be worth your while
yourself
way
sake of
few hundred pounds
'
"Now,
fact, gentlemen,
see for yourselves, that my hair is of
very full and rich tint, so
seemed
that if
any competition
matter I stood as good
chance as any man that I had ever met
Vincent Spaulding seemed
that
he might prove useful, so I just ordered him
up the shutters
day and
right away with me
very willing
holiday, so we shut the business up and started off
address that was given us
advertisement

"I never hope
such
sight
again, Mr Holmes
From north, south, east, and west every man who had
shade of red
hair had tramped
city to answer the advertisement
Fleet Street was choked with red-headed folk, and Pope's Court looked like
coster's orange barrow
I
have thought there were
whole country as were brought together
single advertisement
Every shade of color they were--straw, lemon, orange, brick, Irish-setter, liver, clay; but, as Spaulding said, there
many who had the real vivid flame-colored tint
When
were waiting,
given it up in despair; but Spaulding
hear of it
How
it
imagine, but he pushed and pulled and butted until he got me
crowd, and right
steps which led
office
double stream
stair, some going up in hope, and some coming back dejected; but we wedged in
as
and soon found ourselves
office
"
"Your experience
most entertaining one," remarked Holmes as his client paused and refreshed his memory with
huge pinch of snuff
"Pray continue your very interesting statement
"
"
nothing
office but
couple of wooden chairs and
deal table, behind which sat
small man with
head that was even redder than mine
few words to each candidate as
up, and then he always managed
some fault
which would disqualify them
Getting
vacancy
such
very easy matter, after all
However, when our turn came the little man was much more favorable
than to any
others, and he closed the door
entered,
private word

"'
Mr Jabez Wilson,' said my assistant, 'and
willing
vacancy
League
'
"'And
admirably suited
,' the other answered
'He has every requirement
recall when
anything so fine
'
step backward, cocked his head on one side, and gazed at my hair until
quite bashful
Then suddenly he plunged forward, wrung my hand, and congratulated me warmly on my success

"'It
injustice to hesitate,' said he
'
, however,
, excuse me for taking an obvious precaution
'
he seized my hair in both his hands, and tugged until I yelled
pain
'
water in your eyes,' said he as he released me
'I perceive that all is as it
But
careful, for
twice been deceived by wigs and once by paint
tell you tales of cobbler's wax which would disgust you with human nature
' He stepped over
window and shouted through it
top
voice
vacancy was filled

groan of disappointment came up from below,
folk all trooped away in different directions until
not
red-head
seen except my own
manager

"'My name,' said he, 'is Mr Duncan Ross, and
myself
pensioners
fund left by our noble benefactor
married man, Mr Wilson ?
family ? '
"I answered that I

"His face fell immediately

"'Dear me ! '
gravely, '
very serious indeed !
sorry to hear you say that
The fund was,
,
propagation and spread
red-heads
as for their maintenance
exceedingly unfortunate that
bachelor