The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson by Mark Twain
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. I_made these pantograph copies last night, and will so swear when I go upon_the witness stand .I ask_the jury to compare them with_the finger marks of_the accused upon_the windowpanes, and tell the court if_they_are the same ."

He passed apowerful magnifying glass to_the foreman .

One juryman after another took the cardboard and_the glass and made the comparison .Then the foreman said to_the judge:

"Your honor, we_are all agreed that_they_are identical ."

Wilson said to_the foreman:

"Please turn that cardboard face down, and take this_one, and compare it searchingly, by_the magnifier, with_the fatal signature upon_the knife handle, and report your finding to_the court ."

Again the jury made minute examinations, and again reported:

" we_find them to_be exactly identical, your honor ."

Wilson turned toward the counsel for_the prosecution, and there_was aclearly recognizable note of warning in_his voice when he_said:

"May it please the court, the state has claimed, strenuously and persistently, that_the bloodstained fingerprints upon that knife handle were left there by_the assassin of Judge Driscoll . you_have heard us grant that claim, and welcome it ." He turned to_the jury: "Compare the fingerprints of_the accused with_the fingerprints left by_the assassin--and report ."

The comparison began .As it proceeded, all movement and all sound ceased, and_the deep silence of an absorbed and waiting suspense settled upon_the house; and when at last the words came, " they_do_not EVEN RESEMBLE," athundercrash of applause followed and_the house sprang to its feet, but was quickly repressed by official force and brought to order again .Tom was altering his position every few_minutes now, but none of_his changes brought repose nor any small trifle of comfort . when_the house's attention was become fixed once more, Wilson said gravely, indicating the twins with agesture:

"These men are innocent-- I_have no further concern with_them .[Another outbreak of applause began, but was promptly checked .] we_will now proceed to_find the guilty .[Tom's eyes were starting from their sockets--yes, it_was acruel day for_the bereaved youth, everybody thought .] we_will return to_the infant autographs of aand B . i_will ask_the jury to_take these large pantograph facsimilies of A's marked five months and seven months .Do they tally ? "

The foreman responded: "Perfectly ."

"Now examine this pantograph, taken at eight months, and also marked a. Does it tally with_the other two ? "

The surprised response was:

"NO--THEY DIFFER WIDELY ! "

" you_are quite right .Now take these two pantographs of B's autograph, marked five months and seven months .Do they tally with each_other ? "

"Yes--perfectly ."

"Take this third pantograph marked B, eight months .Does it tally with B's other two ? "

"BY NO MEANS ! "

" do_you_know how to account for_those strange discrepancies ? i_will tell you .For apurpose unknown to_us, but probably aselfish one, somebody changed those children in_the cradle ."

This produced avast sensation, naturally; Roxana was astonished at_this admirable guess, but not disturbed by_it .To guess the exchange was one_thing, to guess who did it quite another .Pudd'nhead Wilson could do wonderful things, no_doubt, but he couldn't do impossible ones .Safe ? She was perfectly safe .She smiled privately .

" between_the ages of seven months and eight months those children were changed in_the cradle"-- he_made one of_this effect- collecting pauses, and added--" and_the person who did it_is in_this house ! "

Roxy's pulses stood still ! The house was thrilled as with an electric shock, and_the people half rose as_if to seek aglimpse of_the person who had made that exchange .Tom was growing limp; the life seemed oozing out of him .Wilson resumed:

"A was put into B's cradle in_the nursery; B was transferred to_the kitchen and became aNegro and aslave [Sensation-- confusion of angry ejaculations]--but within aquarter of an hour he_will stand before_you white and free ! [Burst of applause, checked by_the officers .] From seven months onward until now, ahas still been ausurper, and in my finger record he bears B's name . here_is his pantograph at_the age of twelve .Compare it with_the assassin's signature upon_the knife handle .Do they tally ? "

The foreman answered:

" to_the MINUTEST DETAIL ! "

Wilson said, solemnly:

"The murderer of your friend and mine--York Driscoll of_the generous hand and_the kindly spirit--sits in among you .Valet de Chambre, Negro and slave--falsely called Thomas aBecket Driscoll --make upon_the window the fingerprints that_will hang you ! "

Tom turned his ashen face imploring toward the speaker, made some impotent movements with_his white lips, then slid limp and lifeless to_the floor .

Wilson broke the awed silence with_the words:

" there_is no need .He has confessed ."

Roxy flung herself upon her knees, covered her face with her hands, and out through her sobs the words struggled:

"De Lord have mercy on me, po' misasble sinner dat I is ! "

The clock struck twelve .

The court rose; the new prisoner, handcuffed, was removed .

CONCLUSION

it_is often the case that_the man who_can't tell alie thinks he is_the best judge of one .

--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar

OCTOBER 12, THE DISCOVERY . it_was wonderful to_find America, but it would_have_been more wonderful to miss it .

--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar

The town sat up all night to discuss the amazing events of_the day and swap guesses as_to when Tom's trial would begin .Troop after troop of citizens came to serenade Wilson, and require aspeech, and shout themselves hoarse over every sentence that fell from_his lips--for all his sentences were golden, now, all were marvelous .His long fight against hard luck and prejudice was ended; he_was amade man for good .And as each of_these roaring gangs of enthusiasts marched away, some remorseful member of it_was quite_sure to raise his voice and say:

"And this_is_the man the likes of us have called apudd'nhead for more than twenty years .He has resigned from_that position, friends ."

"Yes, but it isn't vacant--we're elected ."

The twins were heroes of romance, now, and with rehabilitated reputations .But they were weary of Western adventure, and straightway retired to Europe .

Roxy's heart was broken .The young fellow upon whom she had inflicted twenty-three years of slavery continued the false heir's pension of thirty-five dollars amonth to her, but her hurts were too deep for money to heal; the spirit in her eye was quenched, her martial bearing departed with it, and_the voice of her laughter ceased in_the land .In her church and its affairs she found her only solace .

The real heir suddenly found himself rich and free, but in amost embarrassing situation . he_could neither read nor write, and_his speech was_the basest dialect of_the Negro quarter .His gait, his attitudes, his gestures, his bearing, his laugh-- all were vulgar and uncouth; his manners were the manners of aslave .Money and fine clothes could_not mend these defects or cover them up; they only made them more glaring and_the more pathetic .The poor fellow could_not endure the terrors of_the white man's parlor, and felt at home and at peace nowhere but in_the kitchen .The family pew was amisery to him, yet he_could nevermore enter into_the solacing refuge of_the "nigger gallery"--that was closed to him for good and all .But we_cannot follow his curious fate further-- that_would_be along story .

The false heir made afull confession and was sentenced to imprisonment for life .But now acomplication came up .The Percy Driscoll estate was in_such acrippled shape when its owner died that_it could pay only sixty percent of_its great indebtedness, and was settled at_that rate .But the creditors came forward now, and complained that inasmuch as through an error for_which THEY were in no way to blame the false heir was not inventoried at_the_time with_the rest of_the property, great wrong and loss had thereby been inflicted upon them .They rightly claimed that "Tom" was lawfully their property and had_been so for eight years; that_they had already lost sufficiently in being deprived of_his services during that long period, and ought not to_be required to add anything to_that loss; that if he had_been delivered up to_them in_the first place, they_would_have sold him and he_could_not have murdered Judge Driscoll; therefore it_was not that he had really committed the murder, the guilt lay with_the erroneous inventory .Everybody saw that there_was reason in_this .Everybody granted that if "Tom" were white and free it would_be unquestionably right to punish him--it would_be no loss to anybody; but to shut up avaluable slave for life-- that was quite another matter .

as_soon_as_the Governor understood the case, he pardoned Tom at once, and_the creditors sold him down the river .

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Author's Note to_those EXTRAORDINARY TWINS

aman who_is_not born with_the novel-writing gift has atroublesome time of it when he tries to build anovel . I_know this from experience .He has no clear idea of_his story; in_fact he has no story .He merely has some people in_his mind, and an incident or two, also alocality, and he trusts he_can plunge those people into those incidents with interesting results .So he goes to work .To write anovel ? No-- that_is athought which comes later; in_the beginning he_is only proposing to_tell alittle tale, avery little tale, asix-page tale .But as_it_is atale which he_is_not acquainted with, and can only find out what it_is by listening as it goes along telling itself, it_is more than apt to_go on and on and on till it spreads itself into abook . I_know about_this, because it has happened to_me so_many_times .

And I_have noticed another thing: that as_the short tale grows into_the long tale, the original intention (or motif) is apt to_get abolished and find itself superseded by aquite different one . it_was so in_the case of amagazine sketch which I once started to write--a funny and fantastic sketch about aprince an apauper; it presently assumed


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