The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson by Mark Twain
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.Wilson had his eye on Tom when he hazarded this guess, to_see what effect it would produce . he_was satisfied with_the result, and said to himself, " it_was asuccess--he's hit ! "

The object of_that person in_that house was robbery, not murder . it_is true that_the safe was not open, but there_was an ordinary cashbox on_the table, with three thousand dollars in_it . it_is easily supposable that_the thief was concealed in_the house; that he_knew of_this box, and of_its owner's habit of counting its contents and arranging his accounts at night--if he had that habit, which I_do_not assert, of_course--that he tried to take_the box while its owner slept, but made anoise and was seized, and had to use the knife to save himself from capture; and_that he fled without his booty because he heard help coming .

" I_have now done with my theory, and will proceed to_the evidences by_which I propose to_try to_prove its soundness ." Wilson took up several of_his strips of glass . when_the audience recognized these familiar mementos of Pudd'nhead's old time childish "puttering" and folly, the tense and funereal interest vanished out of_their faces, and_the house burst into volleys of relieving and refreshing laughter, and Tom chirked up and joined in_the fun himself; but Wilson was apparently not disturbed .He arranged his records on_the table before him, and said:

"I beg the indulgence of_the court while I make afew remarks in explanation of some evidence which I_am about to introduce, and which I_shall presently ask to_be allowed to_verify under oath on_the witness stand .Every human being carries with_him from_his cradle to_his grave certain physical marks which do_not change their character, and by_which he_can always be identified-- and_that without shade of doubt or question .These marks are his signature, his physiological autograph, so to_speak, and this autograph can not be counterfeited, nor can he disguise it or hide it away, nor can it become illegible by_the wear and mutations of_time .This signature is_not his face--age can change that beyond recognition; it_is_not his hair, for that_can fall out; it_is_not his height, for duplicates of_that exist; it_is_not his form, for duplicates of_that exist also, whereas this signature is each man's very own-- there_is no duplicate of it among_the swarming populations of_the globe ! [The audience were interested once more .]

"This autograph consists of_the delicate lines or corrugations with_which Nature marks the insides of_the hands and_the soles of_the feet . if_you_will look at_the balls of your fingers-- you that_have very sharp eyesight-- you_will observe that_these dainty curving lines lie close together, like those that indicate the borders of oceans in maps, and that_they form various clearly defined patterns, such as arches, circles, long curves, whorls, etc ., and that_these patters differ on_the different fingers .[Every man in_the room had his hand up_to_the light now, and_his head canted to one side, and was minutely scrutinizing the balls of_his fingers; there were whispered ejaculations of "Why, it's so--I never noticed that before ! "] The patterns on_the right hand are_not the same as_those on_the left .[Ejaculations of "Why, that's so, too ! "] Taken finger for finger, your patterns differ from your neighbor's .[Comparisons were made all over the house--even the judge and jury were absorbed in_this curious work .] The patterns of atwin's right hand are_not the same as_those on_his left .One twin's patters are never the same as his fellow twin's patters--the jury will_find that_the patterns upon_the finger balls of_the twins' hands follow this rule .[An examination of_the twins' hands was begun at once .] you_have often heard of twins who were so exactly alike that when dressed alike their own parents could_not tell them apart .Yet there_was never atwin born in to_this world that did_not carry from birth to death asure identifier in_this mysterious and marvelous natal autograph .That once known to_you, his fellow twin could never personate him and deceive you ."

Wilson stopped and stood silent .Inattention dies aquick and sure death when aspeaker does that .The stillness gives warning that something is coming .All palms and finger balls went down now, all slouching forms straightened, all heads came up, all eyes were fastened upon Wilson's face .He waited yet one, two, three moments, to let his pause complete and perfect its spell upon_the house; then, when through_the profound hush he_could hear the ticking of_the clock on_the wall, he put out his hand and took the Indian knife by_the blade and held it aloft where all could_see the sinister spots upon its ivory handle; then he_said, in alevel and passionless voice:

" upon_this haft stands the assassin's natal autograph, written in_the blood of_that helpless and unoffending old man who loved you and whom you all loved . there_is but one man in_the whole earth whose hand can duplicate that crimson sign"-- he paused and raised his eyes to_the pendulum swinging back and forth-- "and please God we_will produce that man in_this room before_the clock strikes noon ! "

Stunned, distraught, unconscious of_its own movement, the house half rose, as_if expecting to_see the murderer appear at_the door, and abreeze of muttered ejaculations swept the place ."Order in_the court ! --sit down ! " This from_the sheriff . he_was obeyed, and quiet reigned again .Wilson stole aglance at Tom, and said to himself, " he_is flying signals of distress now; even people who despise him are pitying him; they_think this_is ahard ordeal for ayoung fellow who has lost his benefactor by so cruel astroke--and they_are right ." He resumed his speech:

"For more than twenty years I_have amused my compulsory leisure with collecting these curious physical signatures in_this town .At my house I_have hundreds upon hundreds of_them .Each and every_one is labeled with name and date; not labeled the next_day or even the next hour, but in_the very minute that_the impression was taken .When I go upon_the witness stand i_will repeat under oath the things which I_am now saying . I_have the fingerprints of_the court, the sheriff, and every member of_the jury . there_is hardly aperson in_this room, white or black, whose natal signature I_cannot produce, and not one_of_them can so disguise himself that I_cannot pick him out from amultitude of_his fellow creatures and unerringly identify him by his hands .And if he and i_should live to_be ahundred I_could still do_it .[The interest of_the audience was steadily deepening now .]

" I_have studied some_of_these signatures so_much that I_know them as_well as_the bank cashier knows the autograph of_his oldest customer .While I turn my back now, I beg that several persons will_be so good as to_pass their fingers through their hair, and then press them upon one_of_the panes of_the window near the jury, and_that among them the accused may set THEIR finger marks .Also, I beg that_these experimenters, or others, will set their fingers upon another pane, and add again the marks of_the accused, but not placing them in_the same order or relation_to_the other signatures as before--for, by one chance in amillion, aperson might happen upon_the right marks by pure guesswork, ONCE, therefore i_wish to_be tested twice ."

He turned his back, and_the two panes were quickly covered with delicately lined oval spots, but visible only to such persons as could get adark background for_them--the foliage of atree, outside, for instance .Then upon call, Wilson went to_the window, made his examination, and said:

" this_is Count Luigi's right hand; this_one, three signatures below, is his left . here_is Count Angelo's right; down here_is his left .How for_the other pane: here and here are Count Luigi's, here and here are his brother's ." He faced about ."Am I right ? "

adeafening explosion of applause was_the answer .The bench said:

"This certainly approaches the miraculous ! "

Wilson turned to_the window again and remarked, pointing with_his finger:

" this_is_the signature of Mr Justice Robinson .[Applause .] This, of Constable Blake .[Applause .] This of John Mason, juryman .[Applause .] This, of_the sheriff .[Applause .] I_cannot name the others, but I_have them all at home, named and dated, and could identify them all by my fingerprint records ."

He moved to_his place through astorm of applause--which the sheriff stopped, and also made the people sit down, for they were all standing and struggling to_see, of_course .Court, jury, sheriff, and everybody had_been too absorbed in observing Wilson's performance to attend to_the audience earlier .

"Now then," said Wilson, " I_have here the natal autographs of_the two children--thrown up_to ten times the natural size by_the pantograph, so_that anyone who can_see at all can tell the markings apart at aglance . we_will call the children aand B .Here are A's finger marks, taken at_the age of five months .Here they_are again taken at seven months .[Tom started .] they_are alike, you_see .Here are B's at five months, and also at seven months .They, too, exactly copy each_other, but the patterns are quite different from A's, you observe . I_shall refer to_these again presently, but we_will turn them face down now .

"Here, thrown up ten sizes, are the natal autographs of_the two persons who_are here before_you accused of murdering Judge Driscoll .


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