The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson by Mark Twain
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on_the knife handle, there being no need for_that ( for_his trained eye), but busied himself with another matter, muttering from_time to_time, "Idiot that i_was ! -- Nothing but aGIRL would do me--a man in girl's clothes never occurred to_me ." First, he hunted out the plate containing the fingerprints made by Tom when he_was twelve years old, and laid it by itself; then he brought forth the marks made by Tom's baby fingers when he_was asuckling of seven months, and placed these two plates with_the one containing this subject's newly (and unconsciously) made record

"Now the series is complete," he_said with satisfaction, and sat down to inspect these things and enjoy them .

But his enjoyment was brief .He stared aconsiderable time at_the three strips, and seemed stupefied with astonishment .At last he put them down and said, " I_can't make it out at all-- hang it, the baby's don't tally with_the others ! "

He walked the floor for half an hour puzzling over his enigma, then he hunted out the other glass plates .

He sat down and puzzled over these things agood while, but kept muttering, "It's no use; I_can't understand it .They don't tally right, and yet I'll swear the names and dates are right, and so of_course they OUGHT to tally .I never labeled one_of_these thing carelessly in my life . there_is amost extraordinary mystery here ."

he_was tired out now, and_his brains were beginning to clog . he_said he_would sleep himself fresh, and then see what he_could do with_this riddle .He slept through atroubled and unrestful hour, then unconsciousness began to shred away, and presently he rose drowsily to asitting posture ."Now what was_that dream ? " he_said, trying to recall it ."What was_that dream ? It seemed to unravel that puz--"

He landed in_the middle of_the floor at abound, without finishing the sentence, and ran and turned up his light and seized his "records ." he_took asingle swift glance at them and cried out:

"It's so ! Heavens, what arevelation ! And for twenty-three years no man has ever suspected it ! "

CHAPTER 21

Doom

he_is useless on top of_the ground; he ought_to_be under it, inspiring the cabbages .

--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar

APRIL 1 . this_is_the day upon which_we_are reminded of what we_are on_the other three hundred and sixty-four .

--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar

Wilson put on enough clothes for business purposes and went to work under ahigh pressure of steam . he_was awake all over .All sense of weariness had_been swept away by_the invigorating refreshment of_the great and hopeful discovery which he had made . he_made fine and accurate reproductions of anumber of_his "records," and then enlarged them on ascale of ten to one with_his pantograph . he_did these pantograph enlargements on sheets of white cardboard, and made each individual line of_the bewildering maze of whorls or curves or loops which consisted of_the "pattern" of a"record" stand out bold and black by reinforcing it with ink . to_the untrained eye the collection of delicate originals made by_the human finger on_the glass plates looked about alike; but when enlarged ten times they resembled the markings of ablock of wood that has_been sawed across the grain, and_the dullest eye could detect at aglance, and at adistance of many feet, that no two of_the patterns were alike .When Wilson had at last finished his tedious and difficult work, he arranged his results according to aplan in_which aprogressive order and sequence was aprincipal feature; then he added to_the batch several pantograph enlargements which he had made from_time to_time in bygone years .

The night was spent and_the day well advanced now . by_the_time he had snatched atrifle of breakfast, it_was nine o'clock, and_the court was ready to_begin its sitting . he_was in_his place twelve minutes later with_his "records ."

Tom Driscoll caught aslight glimpse of_the records, and nudged his nearest friend and said, with awink, "Pudd'nhead's got arare eye to business--thinks that as long as he_can't win his case it's at_least anoble good chance to advertise his window palace decorations without any expense ." Wilson was informed that his witnesses had_been delayed, but would arrive presently; but he rose and said he_should probably not have occasion to_make use of_their testimony .[An amused murmur ran through_the room: "It's aclean backdown ! he_gives up without hitting alick ! "] Wilson continued: " I_have other testimony-- and better .[This compelled interest, and evoked murmurs of surprise that had adetectable ingredient of disappointment in_them .] If I seem_to_be springing this evidence upon_the court, I offer as my justification for_this, that I_did_not discover its existence until late last night, and have_been engaged in examining and classifying it ever_since, until half an hour ago . I_shall offer it presently; but first I with to_say afew preliminary words .

"May it please the court, the claim given the front place, the claim most persistently urged, the claim most strenuously and I_may even say aggressively and defiantly insisted upon by_the prosecution is_this-- that_the person whose hand left the bloodstained fingerprints upon_the handle of_the Indian knife is_the person who committed the murder ." Wilson paused, during several moments, to_give impressiveness to what he_was about to_say, and then added tranquilly, "WE GRANT THAT CLAIM ."

it_was an electrical surprise .No one was prepared for such an admission .abuzz of astonishment rose on all sides, and people were heard to intimate that_the overworked lawyer had lost his mind .Even the veteran judge, accustomed as he_was to legal ambushes and masked batteries in criminal procedure, was not sure that his ears were_not deceiving him, and asked counsel what it_was he had said .Howard's impassive face betrayed no sign, but his attitude and bearing lost something of_their careless confidence for amoment .Wilson resumed:

"We not_only grant that claim, but we welcome it and strongly endorse it .Leaving that matter for_the_present, we_will now proceed to consider other points in_the case which we propose to establish by evidence, and shall include that one in_the chain in its proper place ."

He had made up his mind to_try afew hardy guesses, in mapping out his theory of_the origin and motive of_the murder-- guesses designed to_fill up gaps in_it--guesses which could help if_they hit, and would probably do no harm if_they didn't .

"To my mind, certain circumstances of_the case before_the court seem to suggest amotive for_the homicide quite different from_the one insisted on by_the state . it_is my conviction that_the motive was not revenge, but robbery . it_has_been urged that_the presence of_the accused brothers in_that fatal room, just after notification that one_of_them must take_the life of Judge Driscoll or lose his own the moment the parties should meet, clearly signifies that_the natural of self-preservation moved my clients to_go there secretly and save Count Luigi by destroying his adversary .

"Then why did they stay there, after_the deed was_done ? Mrs Pratt had time, although she did_not hear the cry for help, but woke up some moments later, to run to_that room--and there she found these men standing and making no effort to escape . if_they were guilty, they ought_to_have been running out_of_the house at_the same time that she was running to_that room . if_they had had such astrong instinct toward self-preservation as_to move them to kill that unarmed man, what had become of it now, when it should_have_been more alert than ever .Would any of us have remained there ? let_us not slander our intelligence to_that degree .

"Much stress has_been laid upon_the fact that_the accused offered avery large reward for_the knife with_which this murder was_done; that no thief came forward to claim that extraordinary reward; that_the latter fact was good circumstantial evidence that_the claim that_the knife had_been stolen was avanity and afraud; that_these details taken in connection with_the memorable and apparently prophetic speech of_the deceased concerning that knife, and_the finally discovery of_that very knife in_the fatal room where no living person was found present with_the slaughtered man but the owner of_the knife and_his brother, form an indestructible chain of evidence which fixed the crime upon those unfortunate strangers .

"But I_shall presently ask to_be sworn, and shall testify that there_was alarge reward offered for_the THIEF, also; and it_was offered secretly and not advertised; that_this fact was indiscreetly mentioned--or at_least tacitly admitted--in what_was supposed to_be safe circumstances, but may NOT have_been .The thief may have_been present himself .[Tom Driscoll had_been looking at_the speaker, but dropped his eyes at_this point .] in_that case he_would retain the knife in_his possession, not daring to offer it for sale, or for pledge in apawnshop .[ there_was anodding of heads among_the audience by way of admission that_this was not abad stroke .] I_shall prove to_the satisfaction of_the jury that there_was aperson in Judge Driscoll's room several minutes before_the accused entered it .[This produced astrong sensation; the last drowsy head in_the courtroom roused up now, and made preparation to listen .] if_it shall seem necessary, i_will prove by_the Misses Clarkson that_they met aveiled person-- ostensibly awoman--coming out_of_the back gate a few_minutes after_the cry for help was heard .This person was not awoman, but aman dressed in woman's clothes ." Another sensation .Wilson had his eye on Tom when he hazarded this guess,


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