The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson by Mark Twain
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.Tom trembled every time alate straggler brushed by_them on_the street, and half expected to_feel the cold steel in_his back .Roxy was right at his heels and always in reach .After tramping amile they reached awide vacancy on_the deserted wharves, and in_this dark and rainy desert they parted .

As Tom trudged home his mind was full of dreary thoughts and wild plans; but at last he_said to himself, wearily:

" there_is but the one_way out . I_must follow her plan .But with avariation-- i_will_not ask for_the money and ruin myself; i_will ROB the old skinflint ."

CHAPTER 19

The Prophesy Realized

Few things are harder to_put up with than_the annoyance of agood example .

--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar

It were_not best that we_should all think alike; it_is difference of opinion that makes horse races .

--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar

Dawson's Landing was comfortably finishing its season of dull repose and waiting patiently for_the duel .Count Luigi was waiting, too; but not patiently, rumor said .Sunday came, and Luigi insisted on having his challenge conveyed .Wilson carried it .Judge Driscoll declined to fight with an assassin-- " that_is," he added significantly, " in_the field of honor ."

Elsewhere, of_course, he_would_be ready .Wilson tried to_convince him that if he had_been present himself when Angelo told him about_the homicide committed by Luigi, he_would_not have considered the act discreditable to Luigi; but the obstinate old man was not to_be moved .

Wilson went back to_his principal and reported the failure of_his mission .Luigi was incensed, and asked how it could_be that_the old gentleman, who was by no means dull-witted, held his trifling nephew's evidence in inferences to_be of more value than Wilson's .But Wilson laughed, and said:

" that_is quite simple; that_is easily explicable . I_am not his doll--his baby--his infatuation: his nature is .The judge and_his late wife never had any children .The judge and_his wife were past middle age when_this treasure fell into their lap .One must make allowances for aparental instinct that has_been starving for twenty-five or thirty years . it_is famished, it_is crazed wit hunger by_that_time, and will_be entirely satisfied with anything that comes handy; its taste is atrophied, it can't tell mud cat from shad .adevil born to ayoung couple is measurably recognizable by_them as adevil before long, but adevil adopted by an old couple is an angel to_them, and remains so, through thick and thin .Tom is_this old man's angel; he_is infatuated with_him .Tom can persuade him into things which other people can't--not all things; I don't mean that, but a good_many--particularly one class of things: the things that create or abolish personal partialities or prejudices in_the old man's mind .The old man liked both of you .Tom conceived ahatred for_you .That was enough; it turned the old man around at once .The oldest and strongest friendship must go to_the ground when one_of_these late-adopted darlings throws abrick at it ."

"It's acurious philosophy," said Luigi .

"It ain't philosophy at all--it's afact .And there_is something pathetic and beautiful about_it, too . i_think there_is nothing more pathetic than to_see one_of_these poor old childless couples taking amenagerie of yelping little worthless dogs to_their hearts; and then adding some cursing and squawking parrots and ajackass-voiced macaw; and next acouple of hundred screeching songbirds, and presently some fetid guinea pigs and rabbits, and ahowling colony of cats . it_is all agroping and ignorant effort to construct out of base metal and brass filings, so to_speak, something to take_the place of_that golden treasure denied them by Nature, achild .But this_is adigression .The unwritten law of_this region requires you to kill Judge Driscoll on sight, and he and_the community will expect that attention at your hands--though of_course your own death by his bullet will answer every purpose .Look out for him ! are_you healed-- that_is, fixed ? "

"Yes, he shall_have his opportunity .If he attacks me, i_will respond ."

As Wilson was leaving, he_said:

"The judge is still alittle used up by his campaign work, and will not get out for aday or so; but when he_does get out, you_want to_be on_the alert ."

About eleven at night the twins went out for exercise, and started on along stroll in_the veiled moonlight .

Tom Driscoll had landed at Hackett's Store, two miles below Dawson's, just about half an hour earlier, the only passenger for_that lonely spot, and had walked up the shore road and entered Judge Driscoll's house without having encountered anyone either on_the road or under the roof .

He pulled down his window blinds and lighted his candle .He laid off his coat and hat and began his preparations .He unlocked his trunk and got his suit of girl's clothes out from under the male attire in_it, and laid it by .Then he blacked his face with burnt cork and put the cork in_his pocket .His plan was to slip down to_his uncle's private sitting room below, pass into_the bedroom, steal the safe key from_the old gentleman's clothes, and then go back and rob the safe . he_took up his candle to start .His courage and confidence were high, up to_this point, but both began to waver alittle now .Suppose he_should make anoise, by some accident, and get caught-- say, in_the act of opening the safe ? Perhaps it would_be well to_go armed . he_took the Indian knife from its hiding place, and felt apleasant return of_his wandering courage .He slipped stealthily down the narrow stair, his hair rising and_his pulses halting at_the slightest creak .When he_was halfway down, he_was disturbed to perceive that_the landing below was touched by afaint glow of light .What could that mean ? Was his uncle still up ? No, that was not likely; he_must_have left his night taper there when he went to bed .Tom crept on down, pausing at every step to listen . he_found the door standing open, and glanced it .What he_saw pleased him beyond measure .His uncle was asleep on_the sofa; on asmall table at_the head of_the sofa alamp was burning low, and by_it stood the old man's small cashbox, closed .Near the box was apile of bank notes and apiece of paper covered with figured in pencil .The safe door was not open .Evidently the sleeper had wearied himself with work upon his finances, and was taking arest .

Tom set his candle on_the stairs, and began to_make his way toward the pile of notes, stooping low as he went .When he_was passing his uncle, the old man stirred in_his sleep, and Tom stopped instantly--stopped, and softly drew the knife from its sheath, with_his heart thumping, and_his eyes fastened upon his benefactor's face .After amoment or two he ventured forward again--one step--reached for_his prize and seized it, dropping the knife sheath .Then he_felt the old man's strong grip upon him, and awild cry of "Help ! help ! " rang in_his ear .Without hesitation he drove the knife home--and was free . some_of_the notes escaped from_his left_hand and fell in_the blood on_the floor .He dropped the knife and snatched them up and started to fly; transferred them to_his left_hand, and seized the knife again, in_his fright and confusion, but remembered himself and flung it from_him, as being adangerous witness to carry away with_him .

He jumped for_the stair-foot, and closed the door behind him; and as he snatched his candle and fled upward, the stillness of_the night was broken by_the sound of urgent footsteps approaching the house .In another moment he_was in_his room, and_the twins were standing aghast over the body of_the murdered man !

Tom put on_his coat, buttoned his hat under it, threw on_his suit of girl's clothes, dropped the veil, blew out his light, locked the room door by_which he had just entered, taking the key, passed through his other door into_the black hall, locked that door and kept the key, then worked his way along in_the dark and descended the black stairs . he_was not expecting to meet anybody, for all interest was centered in_the other part of_the house now; his calculation proved correct . by_the_time he_was passing through_the backyard, Mrs Pratt, her servants, and adozen half-dressed neighbors had joined the twins and_the dead, and accessions were still arriving at_the front door .

As Tom, quaking as with apalsy, passed out at_the gate, three women came flying from_the house on_the opposite side of_the lane .They rushed by him and in at_the gate, asking him what the trouble was there, but not waiting for an answer .Tom said to himself, "Those old maids waited to dress-- they_did the same thing the night Stevens's house burned down next door ." in_a_few_minutes he_was in_the haunted house .He lighted acandle and took off his girl-clothes . there_was blood on him all down his left side, and_his right hand was red with_the stains of_the blood-soaked notes which he has crushed in_it; but otherwise he_was free from_this sort of evidence .He cleansed his hand on_the straw, and cleaned most of_the smut from_his face .Then he burned the male and female attire to ashes, scattered the ashes, and put on adisguise proper for atramp .He blew out his light, went below, and was soon loafing down the river road with_the intent to borrow and use one of Roxy's devices . he_found acanoe and paddled down downstream, setting the canoe adrift as dawn approached, and making his way by land to_the next village, where he kept out of sight till atransient steamer came along, and then took deck passage for St .Louis . he_was ill at ease Dawson's Landing was behind him; then he_said to himself, "All the detectives on earth couldn't trace me now; there's not avestige of aclue left in_the_world; that homicide will take its place with_the permanent mysteries, and people won't get done trying to guess out the secret of it for fifty years ."

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