The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson by Mark Twain
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.In one year this fund would buy her free again .

For awhole week he_was not able to sleep well, so_much the villainy which he had played upon his trusting mother preyed upon his rag of conscience; but after_that he began to_get comfortable again, and was presently able to sleep like any_other miscreant .

The boat bore Roxy away from St .Louis at four in_the afternoon, and she stood on_the lower guard abaft the paddle box and watched Tom through ablur of tears until he melted into_the throng of people and disappeared; then she looked no more, but sat there on acoil of cable crying till far into_the night .When she went to her foul steerage bunk at last, between_the clashing engines, it_was not to sleep, but only to wait for_the morning, and, waiting, grieve .

It had_been imagined that she " would_not know," and would think she was traveling upstream .She ! Why, she had_been steamboating for years .At dawn she got up and went listlessly and sat down on_the cable coil again .She passed many asnag whose "break" could_have told her athing to break her heart, for_it showed acurrent moving in_the same direction that_the boat was going; but her thoughts were elsewhere, and she did_not notice .But at last the roar of abigger and nearer break than usual brought her out of her torpor, and she looked up, and her practiced eye fell upon that telltale rush of water . for_one moment her petrified gaze fixed itself there .Then her head dropped upon her breast, and she said:

"Oh, de good Lord God have mercy on po' sinful me-- I'S SOLE DOWN DE RIVER ! "

CHAPTER 17

The Judge Utters Dire Prophesy

Even popularity can_be overdone .In Rome, along at first, you_are full of regrets that Michelangelo died; but by and by, you only regret that you didn't see him do_it .

--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar

JULY 4 .Statistics show that we lose more fools on_this day than in all the other days of_the year put together .This proves, by_the number left in stock, that one Fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so .

--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar

The summer weeks dragged by, and then the political campaign opened-- opened in pretty warm fashion, and waxed hotter and hotter daily .The twins threw themselves into_it with their whole heart, for their self-love was engaged .Their popularity, so general at first, had suffered afterward; mainly because they had_been TOO popular, and so anatural reaction had followed .Besides, it had_been diligently whispered around that_it_was curious--indeed, VERY curious--that that wonderful knife of theirs did_not turn up-- if_it_was so valuable, or if_it had ever existed .And with_the whisperings went chucklings and nudgings and winks, and such things have an effect .The twins considered that success in_the election would reinstate them, and_that defeat would work them irreparable damage .Therefore they worked hard, but not harder than Judge Driscoll and Tom worked against them in_the closing days of_the canvass .Tom's conduct had remained so letter-perfect during two whole months now, that his uncle not_only trusted him with money with_which to_persuade voters, but trusted him to_go and get it himself out_of_the safe in_the private sitting room .

The closing speech of_the campaign was_made by Judge Driscoll, and he_made it against both of_the foreigners . it_was disastrously effective .He poured out rivers of ridicule upon them, and forced the big mass meeting to laugh and applaud .He scoffed at them as adventures, mountebanks, sideshow riffraff, dime museum freaks; he assailed their showy titles with measureless derision; he_said they were back-alley barbers disguised as nobilities, peanut peddlers masquerading as gentlemen, organ-grinders bereft of_their brother monkey .At last he stopped and stood still .He waited until the place had become absolutely silent and expectant, then he delivered his deadliest shot; delivered it with ice-cold seriousness and deliberation, with asignificant emphasis upon_the closing words: he_said he believed that_the reward offered for_the lost knife was humbug and bunkum, and_that its owner would know where to_find it whenever he_should_have occasion TO ASSASSINATE SOMEBODY .

Then he stepped from_the stand, leaving astartled and impressive hush behind him instead of_the customary explosion of cheers and party cries .

The strange remark flew far and wide over the town and made an extraordinary sensation .Everybody was asking, "What could he mean by_that ? " And everybody went on asking that question, but in vain; for_the judge only said he_knew what he_was talking about, and stopped there; Tom said he hadn't any idea what his uncle meant, and Wilson, whenever he_was asked what he thought it meant, parried the question by asking the questioner what HE thought it meant .

Wilson was elected, the twins were defeated--crushed, in_fact, and left forlorn and substantially friendless .Tom went back to St .Louis happy .

Dawson's Landing had aweek of repose now, and it needed it .But it_was in an expectant state, for_the air was full of rumors of anew duel .Judge Driscoll's election labors had prostrated him, but it_was said that as_soon_as he_was well enough to entertain achallenge he_would get one from Count Luigi .

The brothers withdrew entirely from society, and nursed their humiliation in privacy .They avoided the people, and wait out for exercise only late at night, when_the streets were deserted .

CHAPTER 18

Roxana Commands

Gratitude and treachery are merely the two extremities of_the same procession . you_have seen all of it that_is worth staying for when_the band and_the gaudy officials have_gone by .--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar

THANKSGIVING DAY . let_us all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks now, but the turkeys . in_the island of Fiji they_do_not use turkeys; they use plumbers .It does_not become you and me to sneer at Fiji .

--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar

The Friday after_the election was arainy one in St .Louis .It rained all day long, and rained hard, apparently trying its best to wash that soot-blackened town white, but of_course not succeeding .Toward midnight Tom Driscoll arrived at his lodgings from_the theater in_the heavy downpour, and closed his umbrella and let himself in; but when he_would_have shut the door, he_found that there_was another person entering--doubtless another lodger; this person closed the door and tramped upstairs behind Tom .Tom found his door in_the dark, and entered it, and turned up the gas .When he faced about, lightly whistling, he_saw the back of aman .The man was closing and locking his door from_him .His whistle faded out and he_felt uneasy .The man turned around, awreck of shabby old clothes, sodden with rain and all a-drip, and showed ablack face under an old slouch hat .Tom was frightened .He tried to order the man out, but the words refused to_come, and_the other man got the start . he_said, in alow voice:

"Keep still--I's yo' mother ! "

Tom sunk in aheap on achair, and gasped out:

" it_was mean of me, and base-- I_know it; but I meant it for_the best, I_did indeed-- I_can swear it ."

Roxana stood awhile looking mutely down on him while he writhed in shame and went on incoherently babbling self-accusations mixed with pitiful attempts at explanation and palliation of_his crime; then she seated herself and took off her hat, and her unkept masses of long brown hair tumbled down about her shoulders .

"It warn't no fault o' yo'n dat dat ain't gray," she said sadly, noticing the hair .

" I_know it, I_know it ! I'm ascoundrel .But I swear I meant it for_the best . it_was amistake, of_course, but i_thought it_was for_the best, I truly did ."

Roxana began to cry softly, and presently words began to_find their way out between her sobs .They were uttered lamentingly, rather than angrily .

"Sell apusson down de river--DOWN DE RIVER ! --for de bes' ! I wouldn't treat adog so ! I is all broke down and en wore out now, en so I reckon it ain't in me to storm aroun' no mo', like I used to when I 'uz trompled on en 'bused .I don't know-- but maybe it's so .Leastways, I's suffered so_much dat mournin' seem to_come mo' handy to_me now den stormin' ."

These words should_have touched Tom Driscoll, but if they_did, that effect was obliterated by astronger one--one which removed the heavy weight of fear which lay upon him, and gave his crushed spirit amost grateful rebound, and filled all his small soul with adeep sense of relief .But he kept prudently still, and ventured no comment . there_was avoiceless interval of some duration now, in_which no sounds were heard but the beating of_the rain upon_the panes, the sighing and complaining of_the winds, and now_and_then amuffled sob from Roxana .The sobs became more and more infrequent, and at_least ceased .Then the refugee began to_talk again .

"Shet down dat light alittle .More .More yit .apusson dat is hunted don't like de light .Dah--dat'll do .I kin see whah you is, en dat's enough .I's gwine to_tell you de tale, en cut it jes as short as I kin, en den I'll tell you what you's got to_do .Dat man dat bought me ain't abad man; he's good enough, as planters goes; en if he_could 'a' had his way I'd 'a' be'n ahouse servant in_his fambly en be'n comfortable: but his wife she was aYank, en not right down good lookin', en she riz up agin me straight off; so den dey sent me out to de quarter 'mongst de common fiel' han's .Dat woman warn't satisfied even wid dat, but she worked up de overseer ag'in' me, she 'uz dat jealous en hateful; so de overseer he had me out befo' day in de mawnin's en worked me de whole long day as long as dey'uz any light to_see by; en many's de lashin's I got 'ca'se I couldn't come up_to de work o' de stronges' .Dat overseer wuz aYank too, outen New Englan', en anybody down South kin tell you what dat mean .DEY knows how to work anigger to death, en dey knows how to whale 'em too--whale 'em till dey backs is welted like awashboard .'Long at fust my marster say de good word for_me to de overseer, but dat 'uz bad for_me; for de mistis she fine it out, en arter dat I jist ketched it at every turn--dey warn't no mercy for_me no mo' ."

Tom's heart was fired--with fury against the planter's wife; and he_said to himself, "But for_that meddlesome fool, everything would_have gone all right ." He added adeep and bitter curse against her .

The expression of_this sentiment was fiercely written in_his face, and stood thus revealed to Roxana by awhite glare of lightning which turned the somber dusk of_the room into dazzling day at_that moment .She was pleased--pleased and grateful; for did_not that expression show that her child was capable of grieving for_his mother's wrongs and afeeling resentment toward her persecutors ? --a thing which she had_been doubting .But her flash of happiness was only aflash, and went out again and left her spirit dark; for she said to herself, "He sole me down de river-- he_can't feel for abody long; dis'll pass en go ." Then she took up her tale again .

"'Bout ten days_ago I 'uz sayin' to myself dat I couldn't las' many mo' weeks I 'uz so wore out wid de awful work en de lashin's, en so downhearted en misable .En I didn't care no mo', nuther--life warn't wuth noth'n' to_me, if I got to_go on like dat .Well, when abody is in aframe o' mine like dat, what do abody care what abody do ? Dey was alittle sickly nigger wench 'bout ten year ole dat 'uz good to_me, en hadn't no mammy, po' thing, en I loved her en she loved me; en she come out whah I uz' workin' en she had aroasted tater, en tried to slip it to_me-- robbin' herself, you_see, 'ca'se she knowed de overseer didn't give_me enough to eat--en he ketched her at it, en giver her alick acrost de back wid his stick, which 'uz as thick as abroom handle, en she drop' screamin' on de groun', en squirmin' en wallerin' aroun' in de dust like aspider dat's got crippled .I couldn't stan' it .All de hellfire dat 'uz ever in my heart flame' up, en I snatch de stick outen his han' en laid him flat


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