The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson by Mark Twain
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in_his hand, by palmistry, and charged him with it, and cornered him up so close that he had to confess; but both twins begged us on their knees to_keep the secret, and swore they_would lead straight lives here; and it_was all so pitiful that we gave our word of honor never to expose them while they kept the promise . you_would_have done it yourself, uncle ."

" you_are right, my boy; i_would .aman's secret is still his own property, and sacred, when it_has_been surprised out of him like that . you_did well, and I_am proud of you ." Then he added mournfully, "But i_wish I could_have_been saved the shame of meeting an assassin on_the field on honor ."

"It couldn't be helped, uncle .If I had known you were going to challenge him, i_should_have felt obliged to sacrifice my pledged word in_order to stop it, but Wilson couldn't be expected to_do otherwise than keep silent ."

"Oh, no, Wilson did right, and_is in no way to blame .Tom, Tom, you_have lifted aheavy load from my heart; i_was stung to_the very soul when I seemed to_have discovered that I had acoward in my family ."

" you_may imagine what it cost ME to assume such apart, uncle ."

"Oh, I_know it, poor boy, I_know it .And I_can understand how_much it has cost you to remain under that unjust stigma to this_time .But it_is all right now, and no harm is done . you_have restored my comfort of mind, and with it your own; and both of us had suffered enough ."

The old man sat awhile plunged in thought; then he looked up with asatisfied light in_his eye, and said: " that_this assassin should_have put the affront upon me of letting me meet him on_the field of honor as_if he were agentleman is amatter which i_will presently settle--but not now . i_will_not shoot him until after election . I_see away to ruin them both before; i_will attend to_that first .Neither of_them shall be elected, that I promise . you_are_sure that_the fact that he_is an assassin has_not got abroad ? "

"Perfectly certain of it, sir ."

" it_will_be agood card . i_will fling ahint at it from_the stump on_the polling day . it_will sweep the ground from under both of_them ."

"There's not adoubt of it . it_will finish them ."

"That and outside work among_the voters will, to acertainty . i_want you to_come down here by and by and work privately among_the rag-tag and bobtail .You shall spend money among them; i_will furnish it ."

Another point scored against the detested twins ! Really it_was agreat day for Tom . he_was encouraged to chance aparting shot, now, at_the same target, and did it .

" you_know that wonderful Indian knife that_the twins have_been making such ato-do about ? Well, there's no track or trace of it yet; so the town is beginning to sneer and gossip and laugh .Half the people believe they never had any such knife, the other half believe they had it and_have got it still .I've heard twenty people talking like that today ."

Yes, Tom's blemishless week had restored him to_the favor of_his aunt and uncle .

His mother was satisfied with_him, too .Privately, she believed she was coming to love him, but she did_not say so .She told him to_go along to St .Louis now, and she_would get ready and follow .Then she smashed her whisky bottle and said:

"Dah now ! I's a-gwine to_make you walk as straight as astring, Chambers, en so I's bown, you ain't gwine to git no bad example out o' yo' mammy .I tole you you couldn't go into no bad comp'ny .Well, you's gwine into my comp'ny, en I's gwine to_fill de bill .Now, den, trot along, trot along ! "

Tom went aboard one_of_the big transient boats that night with_his heavy satchel of miscellaneous plunder, and slept the sleep of_the unjust, which_is serener and sounder than_the other kind, as we_know by_the hanging-eve history of amillion rascals .But when he got up in_the morning, luck was against him again: abrother thief had robbed him while he slept, and gone ashore at some intermediate landing .

CHAPTER 16

Sold Down the River

if_you pick up astarving dog and make him prosperous, he_will_not bite you . this_is_the principal difference between adog and aman .

--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar

We all know about_the habits of_the ant, we_know all about_the habits of_the bee, but we_know nothing at all about_the habits of_the oyster .It seems almost certain that we_have_been choosing the wrong time for studying the oyster .

--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar

When Roxana arrived, she found her son in_such despair and misery that her heart was touched and her motherhood rose up strong in her . he_was ruined past hope now; his destruction would_be immediate and sure, and he_would_be an outcast and friendless .That was reason enough for amother to love achild; so she loved him, and told him so .It made him wince, secretly-- for she was a"nigger ." That he_was one himself was far from reconciling him to_that despised race .

Roxana poured out endearments upon him, to_which he responded uncomfortably, but as_well as he_could .And she tried to comfort him, but that was not possible .These intimacies quickly became horrible to him, and within_the hour began to_try to_get up courage enough to_tell her so, and require that_they be discontinued or very considerably modified .But he_was afraid of her; and besides, there came alull now, for she had begun to_think .She was trying to invent asaving plan .Finally she started up, and said she had found away out .Tom was almost suffocated by_the joy of_this sudden good news .Roxana said:

" here_is de plan, en she'll win, sure .I's anigger, en nobody ain't gwine to doubt it dat hears me talk .I's wuth six hund'd dollahs .Take en sell me, en pay off dese gamblers ."

Tom was dazed . he_was not sure he had heard aright . he_was dumb for amoment; then he_said:

" do_you_mean that you_would_be sold into slavery to save me ? "

"Ain't you my chile ? En does you_know anything dat amother won't do for her chile ? Day ain't nothin' awhite mother won't do for her chile . who_made 'em so ? De Lord done it .En who_made de niggers ? De Lord made 'em .In de inside, mothers is all de same .De good lord he_made 'em so .I's gwine to_be sole into slavery, en in ayear you's gwine to_buy yo' ole mammy free ag'in .I'll show you how .Dat's de plan ."

Tom's hopes began to rise, and_his spirits along with_them . he_said:

"It's lovely of you, Mammy--it's just--"

"Say it ag'in ! En keep on sayin' it ! It's all de pay abody kin want in dis worl', en it's mo' den enough .Laws bless you, honey, when I's slav' aroun', en dey 'buses me, if I knows you's a-sayin' dat, 'way off yonder somers, it'll heal up all de sore places, en I kin stan' 'em ."

" I_do say it again, Mammy, and I'll keep on saying it, too .But how am I going to_sell you ? You're free, you_know ."

"Much diff'rence dat make ! White folks ain't partic'lar .De law kin sell me now if dey tell me to leave de state in six months en I don't go .You draw up apaper--bill o' sale-- en put it 'way off yonder, down in de middle o' Kaintuck somers, en sign some names to_it, en say you'll sell me cheap 'ca'se you's hard up; you'll find you ain't gwine to_have no trouble .You take me up de country apiece, en sell me on afarm; dem people ain't gwine to ask no questions if I's abargain ."

Tom forged abill of sale and sold him mother to an Arkansas cotton planter for atrifle over six hundred dollars . he_did_not want to commit this treachery, but luck threw the man in_his way, and this saved him the necessity of going up-country to hunt up apurchaser, with_the added risk of having to answer alot of questions, whereas this planter was so pleased with Roxy that he asked next to none at all .Besides, the planter insisted that Roxy wouldn't know where she was, at first, and_that by_the_time she found out she_would already have_been contented .

So Tom argued with himself that_it_was an immense advantaged for Roxy to_have amaster who was pleased with her, as_this planter manifestly was .In almost no time his flowing reasonings carried him to_the point of even half believing he_was doing Roxy asplendid surreptitious service in selling her "down the river ." And then he kept diligently saying to himself all the time: "It's for only ayear .In ayear I buy her free again; she'll keep that in mind, and it'll reconcile her ." Yes; the little deception could do no harm, and everything would come out right and pleasant in_the end, anyway .By agreement, the conversation in Roxy's presence was all about_the man's "up-country" farm, and how pleasant aplace it_was, and how happy the slaves were there; so poor Roxy was entirely deceived; and easily, for she was not dreaming that her own son could_be guilty of treason to amother who, in voluntarily going into slavery--slavery of any kind, mild or severe, or of any duration, brief or long--was making asacrifice for him compared with_which death would_have_been apoor and commonplace one .She lavished tears and loving caresses upon him privately, and then went away with her owner-- went away brokenhearted, and yet proud to_do_it .

Tom scored his accounts, and resolved to_keep to_the very letter of_his reform, and never to_put that_will in jeopardy again .He had three hundred dollars left .According to_his mother's plan, he_was to_put that safely away, and add her half of_his pension to_it monthly .In one year this fund would buy her free again


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