The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson by Mark Twain
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and_his success assured .

The twins were prodigiously great now; the town took them to its bosom with enthusiasm .Day after day, and night after night, they went dining and visiting from house to house, making friends, enlarging and solidifying their popularity, and charming and surprising all with their musical prodigies, and now_and_then heightening the effects with samples of what they_could do in other directions, out of_their stock of rare and curious accomplishments .They were so pleased that_they gave the regulation thirty days' notice, the required preparation for citizenship, and resolved to finish their days in_this pleasant place .That was_the climax .The delighted community rose as one man and applauded; and when_the twins were asked to stand for seats in_the forthcoming aldermanic board, and consented, the public contentment was rounded and complete .

Tom Driscoll was not happy over these things; they sunk deep, and hurt all the way down .He hated the one twin for kicking him, and_the other one for being the kicker's brother .

now_and_then the people wondered why nothing was heard of_the raider, or of_the stolen knife or the other plunder, but nobody was able to throw any light on_that matter .Nearly aweek had drifted by, and still the thing remained avexed mystery .

On Sunday Constable Blake and Pudd'nhead Wilson met on_the street, and Tom Driscoll joined them in_time to open their conversation for_them . he_said to Blake: " you_are_not looking well, Blake; you seem_to_be annoyed about something .Has anything gone wrong in_the detective business ? I believe you fairly and justifiably claim to_have apretty good reputation in_that line, isn't it so ? "-- which made Blake feel good, and look it; but Tom added, "for acountry detective"--which made Blake feel the other way, and not_only look it, but betray it in_his voice .

"Yes, sir, I_have got areputation; and it's as good as anybody's in_the profession, too, country or no country ."

"Oh, I beg pardon; I didn't mean any offense .What I started out to ask was only about_the old woman that raided the town-- the stoop-shouldered old woman, you_know, that you said you were going to catch; and I_knew you_would, too, because you_have the reputation of never boasting, and--well, you--you've caught the old woman ? "

"Damn the old woman ! "

"Why, sho ! you don't mean to_say you haven't caught her ? "

"No, I haven't caught her .If anybody could_have caught her, I_could; but nobody couldn't, I don't care who he_is ."

I_am sorry, real sorry--for your sake; because, when it gets around that adetective has expressed himself confidently, and then--"

"Don't you worry, that's all--don't you worry; and as for_the town, the town needn't worry either .She's my meat--make yourself easy about_that .I'm on her track; I've got clues that--"

"That's good ! Now if_you_could get an old veteran detective down from St .Louis to help_you find out what the clues mean, and where they lead to, and then--"

"I'm plenty veteran enough myself, and I don't need anybody's help .I'll have her inside of awe--inside of amonth .That I'll swear to ! "

Tom said carelessly:

"I suppose that_will answer--yes, that_will answer .But I reckon she_is pretty old, and old people don't often outlive the cautious pace of_the professional detective when he has got his clues together and_is out on_his still-hunt ."

Blake's dull face flushed under this gibe, but before he_could set his retort in_order Tom had turned to Wilson, and was saying, with placid indifference of manner and voice:

"Who got the reward, Pudd'nhead ? "

Wilson winced slightly, and saw that his own turn was come .

"What reward ? "

"Why, the reward for_the thief, and_the other one for_the knife ."

Wilson answered--and rather uncomfortably, to judge by his hesitating fashion of delivering himself:

"Well, the--well, in face, nobody has claimed it yet ."

Tom seemed surprised .

"Why, is_that so ? "

Wilson showed atrifle of irritation when he replied:

"Yes, it's so .And what of it ? "

"Oh, nothing .Only i_thought you had struck out anew idea, and invented ascheme that was going to revolutionize the timeworn and ineffectual methods of_the--" He stopped, and turned to Blake, who was happy now that another had taken his place on_the gridiron ."Blake, didn't you understand him to intimate that_it wouldn't be necessary for_you to hunt the old woman down ? "

'B'George, he_said he'd have thief and swag both inside of three days-- he_did, by hokey ! and_that's just about aweek ago .Why, I_said at_the_time that no thief and no thief's pal was going to_try to pawn or sell athing where he knowed the pawnbroker could get both rewards by taking HIM into camp with_the swag .It was_the blessedest idea that ever I struck ! "

"You'd change your mind," said Wilson, with irritated bluntness, "if you_knew the entire scheme instead of only part of it ."

"Well," said the constable, pensively, "I had the idea that_it wouldn't work, and up_to now I'm right anyway ."

" very_well, then, let it stand at_that, and give it afurther show .It has worked at_least as_well as_your own methods, you perceive ."

The constable hadn't anything handy to hit back with, so he discharged adiscontented sniff, and said nothing .

after_the night that Wilson had partly revealed his scheme at his house, Tom had tried for several_days to guess out the secret of_the rest of it, but had failed .Then it occurred to him to_give Roxana's smarter head achance at it . he_made up asupposititious0z H case, and laid it before her .She thought it over, and delivered her verdict upon it .Tom said to himself, "She's hit it, sure ! " He thought he_would test that verdict now, and watch Wilson's face; so he_said reflectively:

"Wilson, you're not afool--a fact of recent discovery .Whatever your scheme was, it had sense in_it, Blake's opinion to_the contrary notwithstanding .I don't ask_you to reveal it, but i_will suppose acase--a case which you_will answer as astarting point for_the real thing I_am going to_come at, and_that's all i_want .You offered five hundred dollars for_the knife, and five hundred for_the thief . we_will suppose, for argument's sake, that_the first reward is advertised and_the second offered by _private letter to pawnbrokers and--"

Blake slapped his thigh, and cried out:

"By Jackson, he's got you, Pudd'nhead ! Now why couldn't I or any fool have thought of_that ? "

Wilson said to himself, "Anybody with areasonably good head would_have thought of it . I_am not surprised that Blake didn't detect it; I_am only surprised that Tom did . there_is more to him than I supposed ." he_said nothing aloud, and Tom went on:

" very_well .The thief would_not suspect that there_was atrap, and he_would bring or send the knife, and say he bought it for asong, or found it in_the road, or something like that, and try to collect the reward, and be arrested--wouldn't he ? "

"Yes," said Wilson .

" i_think so," said Tom ."There can't be any doubt of it . have_you ever seen that knife ? "

"No ."

"Has any friend of yours ? "

"Not that I_know of ."

"Well, I begin to_think I understand why your scheme failed ."

"What do_you_mean, Tom ? what_are you driving at ? " asked Wilson, with adawning sense of discomfort .

"Why, that there isn't any such knife ."

"Look here, Wilson," said Blake, "Tom Driscoll's right, for athousand dollars--if I had it ."

Wilson's blood warmed alittle, and he wondered if he had_been played upon by_those strangers; it certainly had something of_that look .But what could they gain by_it ? He threw out that suggestion .Tom replied:

"Gain ? Oh, nothing that you_would value, maybe .But they_are strangers making their way in anew community . is_it nothing to_them to appear as pets of an Oriental prince--at no expense ? it_is nothing to_them to_be_able to dazzle this poor town with thousand-dollar rewards--at no expense ? Wilson, there isn't any such knife, or your scheme would_have fetched it to light .Or if_there_is any such knife, they've got it yet .I believe, myself, that_they've seen such aknife, for Angelo pictured it out with_his pencil too swiftly and handily for him to_have_been inventing it, and of_course I_can't swear that_they've never had it; but this I'll go bail for-- if_they had it when_they came to_this town, they've got it yet ."

Blake said:

"It looks mighty reasonable, the way Tom puts it; it most certainly does ."

Tom responded, turning to leave:

"You find the old woman, Blake, and if she_can't furnish the knife, go and search the twins ! "

Tom sauntered away .Wilson felt a good_deal depressed .He hardly knew what to_think . he_was loath to withdraw his faith from_the twins, and was resolved not to_do_it on_the present indecisive evidence; but--well, he_would think, and then decide how to act .

"Blake, what do_you_think of this_matter ? "

"Well, Pudd'nhead, I'm bound to_say I put it up the way Tom does .They hadn't the knife; or if_they had it, they've got it yet ."

The men parted .Wilson said to himself:

"I believe they had it; if_it had_been stolen, the scheme would_have restored it, that_is certain .And so I believe they've got it ."

Tom had no purpose in_his mind when he encountered those two men .When he began his talk he hoped to_be_able to gall them alittle and get atrifle of malicious entertainment out of it .But when he left, he left in great spirits, for he perceived that just by pure luck and no troublesome labor he had accomplished several delightful things: he had touched both men on araw spot and seen them squirm; he had modified Wilson's sweetness for_the twins with one small bitter taste that he wouldn't be_able to_get out of_his mouth right away; and, best of all, he had taken the hated twins down apeg with_the community; for Blake would gossip around freely, after_the manner of detectives, and within aweek the town would_be laughing at them in its sleeve for offering agaudy reward for abauble which they either never possessed or hadn't lost .Tom was very_well satisfied with himself .

Tom's behavior at home had_been perfect during the entire week .His uncle and aunt had seen nothing like it before . they_could find no fault with_him anywhere .

Saturday evening he_said to_the Judge:

"I've had something preying on my mind, uncle, and as I_am going away, and might never see you again, I_can't bear it any longer . I_made you believe i_was afraid to fight that Italian adventurer .I had to_get out of it on some pretext or other, and maybe I chose badly, being taken unawares, but no honorable person could consent to meet him in_the field, knowing what I_knew about him ."

"Indeed ? What was_that ? "

"Count Luigi is aconfessed assassin ."

"Incredible ."

"It's perfectly true .Wilson detected it in_his hand, by palmistry, and charged him with it, and cornered him up so close that he had to confess; but both twins begged us on their knees


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