The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson by Mark Twain
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that_they was robbed_, every time ."

it_was granted that_this was plenty good enough circumstantial evidence .apensive silence followed, which lasted some moments, then Wilson said:

"There's one good thing, anyway . she_can't either pawn or sell Count Luigi's costly Indian dagger ."

"My ! " said Tom ." is_that gone ? "

"Yes ."

"Well, that was ahaul ! But why can't she pawn it or sell it ? "

"Because when_the twins went home from_the Sons of Liberty meeting last night, news of_the raid was sifting in from everywhere, and Aunt Patsy was in distress to_know if_they had lost anything .They found that_the dagger was gone, and_they notified the police and pawnbrokers everywhere . it_was agreat haul, yes, but the old woman won't get anything out of it, because she'll get caught ."

"Did they offer areward ? " asked Buckstone .

"Yes, five hundred dollars for_the knife, and five hundred more for_the thief ."

"What aleather-headed idea ! " exclaimed the constable ."The thief das'n't go near them, nor send anybody .Whoever goes is going to_get himself nabbed, for their ain't any pawnbroker that's going to lose the chance to--"

If anybody had noticed Tom's face at_that_time, the gray-green color of it might_have provoked curiosity; but nobody did . he_said to himself: "I'm gone ! I never can square up; the rest of_the plunder won't pawn or sell for half of_the bill .Oh, I_know it-- I'm gone, I'm gone--and this_time it's for good .Oh, this_is awful-- I don't know what to_do, nor which_way to_turn ! "

"Softly, softly," said Wilson to Blake ."I planned their scheme for_them at midnight last night, and it_was all finished up shipshape by two this_morning .They'll get their dagger back, and then I'll explain to_you how the thing was_done ."

There were strong signs of ageneral curiosity, and Buckstone said:

"Well, you_have whetted us up pretty sharp .Wilson, and I'm free to_say that if_you don't mind telling us in confidence--"

"Oh, I'd as soon tell as not, Buckstone, but as long as_the twins and I agreed to_say nothing about_it, we_must let it stand so .But you_can take my word for_it, you won't be kept waiting three days .Somebody will apply for_that reward pretty promptly, and I'll show you the thief and_the dagger both very_soon afterward ."

The constable was disappointed, and also perplexed . he_said:

"It may all be--yes, and I_hope_it_will, but I'm blamed if I_can_see my way through it .It's too many for yours truly ."

The subject seemed about talked out .Nobody seemed to_have anything further to offer .After asilence the justice of_the peace informed Wilson that he and Buckstone and_the constable had come as acommittee, on_the_part of_the Democratic party, to ask him to run for mayor-- for_the little town was about to_become acity and_the first charter election was approaching .It was_the first attention which Wilson had ever received at_the hands of any party; it_was asufficiently humble one, but it_was arecognition of_his debut into_the town's life and activities at last; it_was astep upward, and he_was deeply gratified .He accepted, and_the committee departed, followed by young Tom .

CHAPTER 14

Roxana Insists Upon Reform

The true Southern watermelon is aboon apart, and not to_be mentioned with commoner things . it_is chief of_this world's luxuries, king by_the grace of God over all the fruits of_the earth .When one has tasted it, he_knows what the angels eat . it_was not aSouthern watermelon that Eve took: we_know it because she repented .

--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar

about_the_time that Wilson was bowing the committee out, Pembroke Howard was entering the next house to report . he_found the old judge sitting grim and straight in_his chair, waiting .

"Well, Howard--the news ? "

"The best in_the_world ."

"Accepts, does he ? " and_the light of battle gleamed joyously in_the Judge's eye .

"Accepts ? Why he jumped at it ."

"Did, did he ? Now that's fine--that's very fine .I like that .When is_it to_be ? "

"Now ! Straight off ! Tonight ! An admirable fellow--admirable ! "

"Admirable ? He's adarling ! Why, it's an honor as_well as apleasure to stand up before such aman .Come--off with_you ! Go and arrange everything--and give him my heartiest compliments .arare fellow, indeed; an admirable fellow, as_you_have said ! "

"I'll have him in_the vacant stretch between Wilson's and_the haunted house within_the hour, and I'll bring my own pistols ."

Judge Driscoll began to walk the floor in astate of pleased excitement; but presently he stopped, and began to_think--began to_think of Tom .Twice he moved toward the secretary, and twice he turned away again; but finally he_said:

" this_may_be my last night in_the_world-- I_must not take_the chance . he_is worthless and unworthy, but it_is largely my fault . he_was entrusted to_me by my brother on_his dying bed, and I_have indulged him to_his hurt, instead of training him up severely, and making aman of him, I_have violated my trust, and I_must not add the sin of desertion to_that . I_have forgiven him once already, and would subject him to along and hard trial before forgiving him again, if I_could live; but I_must not run that risk .No, I_must restore the will .But if I survive the duel, i_will hide it away, and he_will_not know, and i_will_not tell him until he reforms, and I_see that his reformation is going to_be permanent ."

He redrew the will, and_his ostensible nephew was heir to afortune again .As he_was finishing his task, Tom, wearied with another brooding tramp, entered the house and went tiptoeing past the sitting room door .He glanced in, and hurried on, for_the sight of_his uncle was nothing but terrors for him tonight .But his uncle was writing ! That was unusual at_this late hour .What could he be writing ? achill of anxiety settled down upon Tom's heart .Did that writing concern him ? he_was afraid so .He reflected that when ill luck begins, it does_not come in sprinkles, but in showers . he_said he_would get aglimpse of_that document or know the reason why .He heard someone coming, and stepped out of sight and hearing . it_was Pembroke Howard .What could_be hatching ?

Howard said, with great satisfaction:

"Everything's right and ready .He's gone to_the battleground with_his second and_the surgeon--also with_his brother .I've arranged it all with Wilson--Wilson's his second . we_are to_have three shots apiece ."

"Good ! How is_the moon ? "

"Bright as day, nearly .Perfect, for_the distance--fifteen yards .No wind--not abreath; hot and still ."

"All good; all first-rate .Here, Pembroke, read this, and witness it ."

Pembroke read and witnessed the will, then gave the old man's hand ahearty shake and said:

"Now that's right, York--but I_knew you_would do_it .You couldn't leave that poor chap to fight along without means or profession, with certain defeat before him, and I_knew you wouldn't, for_his father's sake if_not for_his own ."

" for_his dead father's sake, I couldn't, I_know; for poor Percy-- but you_know what Percy was to_me .But mind--Tom is_not to_know of_this unless I fall tonight ."

"I understand .I'll keep the secret ."

The judge put the will away, and_the two started for_the battleground .In another minute the will was in Tom's hands .His misery vanished, his feelings underwent atremendous revulsion .He put the will carefully back in its place, and spread his mouth and swung his hat once, twice, three times around his head, in imitation of three rousing huzzahs, no sound issuing from_his lips .He fell to communing with himself excitedly and joyously, but every now_and_then he let off another volley of dumb hurrahs .

he_said to himself: "I've got the fortune again, but I'll not let on_that I_know about_it .And this_time I'm gong to hang on to_it .I take no more risks .I'll gamble no more, I'll drink no more, because--well, because I'll not go where there_is any of_that sort of thing going on, again .It's the sure way, and_the only sure way; I_might_have thought of_that sooner--well, yes, if I had wanted to .But now--dear me, I've had ascare this_time, and I'll take no more chances .Not asingle chance more .Land ! I persuaded myself this evening that I_could fetch him around without any great amount of effort, but I've been getting more and more heavyhearted and doubtful straight along, ever_since .If he tells me about_this thing, all right; but if he doesn't, I sha'n't let on .I--well, I'd like to_tell Pudd'nhead Wilson, but--no, I'll think about_that; perhaps I won't ." He whirled off another dead huzzah, and said, "I'm reformed, and this_time I'll stay so, sure ! "

he_was about to close with afinal grand silent demonstration, when he suddenly recollected that Wilson had put it out of_his power to pawn or sell the Indian knife, and_that he_was once more in awful peril of exposure by his creditors for_that reason .His joy collapsed utterly, and he turned away and moped toward the door moaning and lamenting over the bitterness of_his luck .He dragged himself upstairs, and brooded in_his room a long_time, disconsolate and forlorn, with Luigi's Indian knife for atext .At last he sighed and said:

"When I supposed these stones were glass and this ivory bone, the thing hadn't any interest


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