Draft the cartel, and lose no time
" "The Count
it
hands in fifteen minutes," said Howard

Tom was very heavyhearted
His appetite was gone
property
self-respect
He went out the back way and wandered down the obscure lane grieving, and wondering if any course of future conduct, however discreet and carefully perfected and watched over, could win back his uncle's favor and persuade him to reconstruct once more that generous will which had just gone to ruin before his eyes
He finally concluded
could
to himself that he had accomplished this sort of triumph once already,
what
done once
again
set
bend every energy
task, and
score that triumph once more, cost what it might
convenience, limit as it might his frivolous and liberty-loving life

"
,"
to himself, "I'll square up
proceeds
raid, and then gambling has got
stopped--and stopped short off
It's the worst vice I've got--from my standpoint, anyway, because it's the one
most easily find out,
impatience
creditors
He thought it expensive
two hundred dollars
once
Expensive--_that ! Why, it cost me the whole
fortune--but,
, he never thought
; some people can't think of any but their own side of
case
If he had known how deep
in now, the will
gone to pot without waiting for
duel to help
Three hundred dollars ! It's
pile ! But he'll never hear of it, I'm thankful
The minute I've cleared it off, I'm safe; and I'll never touch
card again
Anyway, I won't while he lives, I make oath
I'm entering on my last reform--
it--yes, and I'll win; but
, if I ever slip again I'm gone
"
CHAPTER 13
Tom Stares at Ruin
When I reflect
number of disagreeable people who
to
better world,
moved to lead
different life

--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar
October
peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in
The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August, and February

--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar
Thus mournfully communing with himself, Tom moped along the lane past Pudd'nhead Wilson's house, and still on and on between fences enclosing vacant country on each hand till he neared the haunted house, then
moping back again, with many sighs and heavy with trouble
He sorely wanted cheerful company
Rowena ! His heart gave
bound
thought, but the next thought quieted it--the detested twins
there

inhabited side of Wilson's house, and now as he approached it, he noticed
sitting room was lighted
do; others made him feel unwelcome sometimes, but Wilson never failed in courtesy toward him, and
kindly courtesy does
save one's feelings, even if
professing to stand for
welcome
Wilson heard footsteps at his threshold, then the clearing of
throat

"It's that fickle-tempered, dissipated young goose--poor devil, he find friends pretty scarce today, likely,
disgrace of carrying
personal assault case into
law-court
"
dejected knock
"Come in ! "
Tom entered, and dropped into
chair, without saying anything
Wilson said kindly:
"Why, my boy, you look desolate
Don't take it so hard
Try and forget
kicked
"
"Oh, dear," said Tom, wretchedly, "it's not that, Pudd'nhead-- it's not that
. It's
thousand times worse than that--oh, yes,
million times worse
"
"Why, Tom, what
? Has Rowena--"
"Flung me ? No_, but the old man has
"
Wilson said to himself, "Aha ! " and thought
mysterious girl
bedroom
"The Driscolls
making discoveries ! " Then
aloud, gravely:
"Tom,
some kinds of dissipation which--"
"Oh, shucks, this hasn't got anything
with dissipation
me to challenge that derned Italian savage, and I wouldn't
"
"Yes,
," said Wilson in
meditative matter-of-course way, "but the thing that puzzled me was, why he didn't look
last night,
, and why he let you carry such
matter into
court of law at all, either
duel or after it
It's no place
not like him
I couldn't understand it
How did it happen ? "
"It happened because he didn't know anything
asleep when I got home last night
"
"And you didn't wake him ? Tom,
possible ? "
Tom was not getting much comfort here
He fidgeted
moment, then said:
"I didn't choose
him--that's all
going a-fishing before dawn, with Pembroke Howard, and if I got the twins
common calaboose--and
sure
--I never dreamed
slipping out on
paltry fine for such an outrageous offense-- well, once
calaboose
disgraced, and uncle wouldn't want any duels
sort of characters, and wouldn't allow any

"Tom,
ashamed of you ! I don't see how
treat your good old uncle so
better friend
than
; for if I had known the circumstances
kept that case out of court until I got word to him and let him have the gentleman's chance
"
"
? " exclaimed Tom, with lively surprise
"And it your first case ! And
perfectly well there never
any case if he had got that chance, don't you ? And you'd have finished your days
pauper nobody, instead of being an actually launched and recognized lawyer today
And
really
that, would you ? "
"Certainly
"
Tom looked at him
moment or two, then shook his head sorrowfully and said:
"I believe you--upon my word
I don't know why
, but
Pudd'nhead Wilson,
you're the biggest fool I ever saw
"
"
"
"Don't mention it
"
"Well, he
requiring you to fight the Italian, and
refused
You degenerate remnant of an honorable line ! I'm thoroughly ashamed of you, Tom ! "
"Oh, that's nothing ! I don't care for anything, now
will's torn up again
"
"Tom, tell me squarely--didn't he find any fault
for anything but those two things--carrying the case into court and refusing to fight ? "
He watched the young fellow's face narrowly, but
entirely reposeful, and so also
voice that answered:
"No, he didn't find
fault with me
If he had had any
,
begun yesterday, for
just
humor
He drove that jack-pair around town and showed them the sights, and when
home he couldn't find his father's old silver watch that don't keep time and he thinks
of, and couldn't remember what
with it three or four
when
it last, and when I suggested
probably wasn't lost but stolen, it put him in
regular passion, and
fool-- which convinced me, without any trouble, that that was just what
afraid had happened, himself, but
want
it, because lost things stand
better chance of being found again than stolen ones
"
"Whe-ew ! " whistled Wilson
"Score another one the list
"
"Another what ? "
"Another theft ! "
"Theft ? "
"Yes, theft
That watch isn't lost, it's stolen
There's been another raid
town--and just the same old mysterious sort of thing that has happened once before,
remember
"
"You don't mean it ! "
"It's as sure
born !
missed anything yourself ? "
"No
,
miss
silver pencil case that Aunt Mary Pratt
last birthday--"
"You'll find it stolen--that's what you'll find
"
"No, I sha'n't; for when I suggested theft
watch and got such
rap, I went and examined my room,
pencil case was missing, but
only mislaid, and
it again
"
"
you missed nothing else ? "
"Well, nothing of consequence
I missed
small plain gold ring worth
dollars, but
turn up
I'll look again
"
"In my opinion you'll not find it
There's been
raid, I tell you
Come in ! "
Mr Justice Robinson entered, followed by Buckstone
town constable, Jim Blake
They sat down, and after some wandering and aimless weather-conversation Wilson said:
"
, We've just added another
list of thefts, maybe two
Judge Driscoll's old silver watch is gone, and Tom here has missed
gold ring
"
"Well,
bad business," said the justice, "and gets worse the further it goes
The Hankses, the Dobsons, the Pilligrews, the Ortons, the Grangers, the Hales, the Fullers, the Holcombs,
everybody that lives around about Patsy Cooper's
robbed of little things like trinkets and teaspoons and suchlike small valuables
easily carried off
It's perfectly plain
thief took advantage
reception at Patsy Cooper's when all the neighbors were in her house and all their niggers hanging around her fence for
look
show, to raid the vacant houses undisturbed
Patsy is miserable
; miserable on account
neighbors, and particularly miserable on account of her foreigners,
; so miserable on their account that she hasn't any room to worry about her own little losses
"
"It's the same old raider," said Wilson
"I suppose there isn't any doubt
"
"Constable Blake doesn't think so
"
"No, you're wrong there," said Blake
"The other times
man;
plenty of signs
, as
,
profession, thought we never got hands on him; but
it's
woman
"
Wilson thought
mysterious girl straight off
She was always
mind now
But she failed him again
Blake continued:
"She's
stoop-shouldered old woman with
covered basket on her arm, in
black veil, dressed in mourning
her going aboard the ferryboat yesterday
Lives in Illinois, I reckon; but I don't care where she lives, I'm going
her--
make herself sure
"
"What makes
she's the thief ? "
"Well, there ain't
,
; and for another, some nigger draymen that happened
driving along saw her coming out of or going into houses, and told me so--and it just happens
was robbed_, every time