human being emptied on him when
going any harm;
person
sober cannot endure such an attention at all
The nest of Sons of Liberty that Driscoll landed in
sober bird
;
probably not an entirely sober one
auditorium
Driscoll was promptly and indignantly flung
heads of Sons
next row, and these Sons passed him on toward the rear, and then immediately began to pummel the front row Sons who had passed him
This course was strictly followed by bench after bench as Driscoll traveled
tumultuous and airy flight toward the door; so he left behind him an ever-lengthening wake of raging and plunging and fighting and swearing humanity
Down went group after group of torches, and presently above the deafening clatter
gavel, roar of angry voices, and crash of succumbing benches, rose the paralyzing cry of "_fire ! " The fighting ceased instantly; the cursing ceased;
distinctly defined moment,
dead hush,
motionless calm, where the tempest
; then with one impulse the multitude awoke to life and energy again, and went surging and struggling and swaying,
, its outer edges melting away through windows and doors and gradually lessening the pressure and relieving the mass

The fireboys were never on hand so suddenly before; for
no distance
, their quarters being
rear end
market house,
an engine company and
hook-and-ladder company
Half of each was composed of rummies
other half of anti-rummies,
moral and political share-and-share-alike fashion
frontier town
period
Enough anti-rummies were loafing in quarters to man the engine
ladders
In two minutes they had their red shirts and helmets on-- they never stirred officially in unofficial costume--and
mass meeting overhead smashed
long row of windows and poured out
roof
arcade, the deliverers were ready
with
powerful stream of water, which washed
off the roof and nearly drowned the rest
But water was preferable to fire, and still the stampede
windows continued, and still the pitiless drenching assailed it until the building was empty; then the fireboys mounted
hall and flooded it with water enough to annihilate forty times
fire
there; for
village fire company
often get
chance to show off, and so when it does get
chance, it makes the most of it
Such citizens
village as were of
thoughtful and judicious temperament
insure against fire; they insured against the fire company

CHAPTER 12
The Shame of Judge Driscoll
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear--not absence of fear
Except
creature be part coward,
compliment
brave;
merely
loose misapplication
word
Consider the flea ! --incomparably the bravest of all the creatures of God, if ignorance of fear were courage
Whether
asleep or awake
attack you, caring nothing
fact that in bulk and strength
to him as are the massed armies
earth to
sucking child; he lives both day and night and all days and nights
very lap of peril
immediate presence of death, and yet is no more afraid than
man who walks the streets of
city that was threatened by an earthquake ten centuries before
When we speak of Clive, Nelson, and Putnam as men who "didn't know what fear was," we ought always to add the flea--and put him
head
procession

--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar
Judge Driscoll was in bed and asleep by ten o'clock on Friday night, and
up and gone a-fishing before daylight
morning
friend Pembroke Howard
These two
boys together in Virginia
state still ranked
chief and most imposing member
Union,
still coupled the proud and affectionate adjective "old" with her name
spoke of her
In Missouri
recognized superiority attached to any person who hailed from Old Virginia; and this superiority was exalted to supremacy when
person
nativity could also prove descent
First Families
great commonwealth
The Howards and Driscolls were
aristocracy
In their eyes,
nobility
It had its unwritten laws,
were as clearly defined and as strict as any that
found
printed statues
land
The F
F
V
was born
gentleman; his highest duty in life was to watch over that great inheritance and keep it unsmirched
keep his honor spotless
Those laws were his chart; his course was marked out
; if he swerved
by
as half
point
compass, it meant shipwreck
honor;
, degradation
rank as
gentleman
These laws required certain things of him which his religion might forbid: then his religion must yield--the laws
relaxed to accommodate religions or anything else
Honor stood first;
laws defined what
and wherein it differed in certain details from honor as defined by church creeds and
social laws and customs of
minor divisions
globe that had got crowded out
sacred boundaries of Virginia were staked out

If Judge Driscoll
recognized first citizen of Dawson's Landing, Pembroke Howard was easily its recognized second citizen
called "the great lawyer"--an earned title
He and Driscoll were
same age--a year or two past sixty

Although Driscoll was
freethinker and Howard
strong and determined Presbyterian, their warm intimacy suffered no impairment in consequence
They were men whose opinions were their own property and not subject to revision and amendment, suggestion or criticism, by anybody, even their friends

The day's fishing finished, they came floating downstream in their skiff, talking national politics and other high matters, and presently met
skiff coming up from town, with
man
who said:
"I reckon
new twins gave your nephew
kicking last night, Judge ? "
"Did WHAT ? "
"Gave him
kicking
"
The old judge's lips paled,
eyes began to flame
He choked with anger for
moment, then he got out what
trying
:
"Well--well--go on !
the details ! "
The man did it
finish the judge was silent
minute, turning over
mind the shameful picture of Tom's flight over the footlights; then
,
musing aloud,
"H'm--I don't understand it
asleep at home
He didn't wake me
Thought
competent to manage his affair without my help, I reckon
" His face lit up with pride and pleasure
thought, and
with
cheery complacency, "I like that--it's the true old blood-- hey, Pembroke ? "
Howard smiled an iron smile, and nodded his head approvingly
Then the news-bringer spoke again

"But Tom beat the twin
trial
"
The judge looked
man wonderingly, and said:
"The trial ? What trial ? "
"Why, Tom had him up before Judge Robinson for assault and battery
"
The old man shrank suddenly together like one who has received
death stroke
Howard sprang for him as he sank forward in
swoon, and took him
arms, and bedded him
back
boat
He sprinkled water
face, and said
startled visitor:
"Go, now--don't let him come to and find you here
what an effect your heedless speech has had; you
been more considerate than to blurt out such
cruel piece of slander
"
"I'm right down sorry
it now, Mr Howard, and I wouldn't
it if I had thought; but it ain't slander; it's perfectly true, just as
him
"
He rowed away
Presently the old judge came out
faint and looked up piteously
sympathetic face that was bent over him

"Say it ain't true, Pembroke; tell me it ain't true ! "
in
weak voice

nothing weak
deep organ tones that responded:
"
it's
lie
as
, old friend
best blood
Old Dominion
"
"God bless you for saying it ! " said the old gentleman, fervently
"Ah, Pembroke,
such
blow ! "
Howard stayed by his friend, and saw him home, and entered the house
dark, and past supper-time, but the judge was not thinking of supper;
eager to hear the slander refuted from headquarters, and as eager
Howard hear it, too
Tom was sent for, and
immediately
bruised and lame, and was not
happy-looking object
His uncle made him sit down, and said:
"
hearing
adventure, Tom, with
handsome lie added for embellishment
Now pulverize that lie to dust ! What measures
taken ? How does the thing stand ? "
Tom answered guilelessly: "It don't stand at all; it's all over
I had him up in court and beat him
Pudd'nhead Wilson defended him-- first case he ever had, and lost it
The judge fined the miserable hound five dollars
assault
"
Howard
judge sprang
feet
opening sentence-- why, neither knew; then they stood gazing vacantly at
Howard stood
moment, then sat mournfully down without saying anything
The judge's wrath began to kindle, and he burst out:
"You cur ! You scum ! You vermin !
me that blood
race has suffered
blow and crawled to
court of law
? Answer me ! "
Tom's head drooped, and he answered with an eloquent silence
His uncle stared at him with
mixed expression of amazement and shame and incredulity that was sorrowful
At last
:
"Which
twins
? "
"Count Luigi
"
"
challenged him ? "
"N--no," hesitated Tom, turning pale

"
challenge him tonight
Howard will carry it
"
Tom began
sick, and to show it
He turned his hat round and round
hand, his uncle glowering blacker and blacker upon him
heavy seconds drifted by; then at last he began to stammer, and said piteously:
"Oh, please, don't ask me
, uncle !
murderous devil-- I never could--I--I'm afraid of him ! "
Old Driscoll's mouth opened and closed three times before
get it to perform its office; then he stormed out:
"A coward in my family !
Driscoll
coward ! Oh, what have I done to deserve this infamy ! " He tottered
secretary
corner, repeated that lament again and again in heartbreaking tones, and got out of
drawer
paper, which he slowly tore to bits, scattering the bits absently
track as he walked up and down the room, still grieving and lamenting
At last
:
"There
, shreds and fragments once more--my will
Once more
forced me to disinherit you, you base son of
most noble father ! Leave my sight ! Go--before I spit on you ! "
The young man
tarry
Then the judge turned to Howard:
"
my second, old friend ? "
"
"
"
pen and paper
Draft the cartel, and lose no time