The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson by Mark Twain
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"That's it; that's good grit ! I like to_see it .I've anotion to throw all my business your way .My business and your law practice ought to_make apretty gay team, Dave," and_the young fellow laughed again .

" if_you_will throw--" Wilson had thought of_the girl in Tom's bedroom, and was going to_say, " if_you_will throw the surreptitious and disreputable part of your business my way, it may amount to something," but thought better of it and said,

"However, this_matter doesn't fit well in ageneral conversation ."

"All right, we'll change the subject; I guess you were about to_give_me another dig, anyway, so I'm willing to_change .How's the Awful Mystery flourishing these days ? Wilson's got ascheme for driving plain window glass panes out_of_the market by decorating it with greasy finger marks, and getting rich by selling it at famine prices to_the crowned heads over in Europe to outfit their palaces with .Fetch it out, Dave ."

Wilson brought three of_his glass strips, and said:

"I get the subject to_pass the fingers of_his right through his hair, so as to_get alittle coating of_the natural oil on them, and then press the balls of_them on_the glass .afine an delicate print of_the lines in_the skin results, and_is permanent, if_it doesn't come in contact with something able to rub it off .You begin, Tom ."

"Why, i_think you took my finger marks once_or_twice before ."

"Yes, but you were alittle boy the last time, only about twelve years old ."

"That's so . of_course, I've changed entirely since then, and variety is what the crowned heads want, I guess ."

He passed his fingers through his crop of short hair, and pressed them one at_a_time on_the glass .Angelo made aprint of_his fingers on another glass, and Luigi followed with athird .Wilson marked the glasses with names and dates, and put them away .Tom gave one of_his little laughs, and said:

" i_thought I wouldn't say anything, but if variety is what you_are after, you_have wasted apiece of glass .The hand print of one twin is_the same as_the hand print of_the fellow twin ."

"Well, it's done now, and I like to_have them both, anyway," said Wilson, returned to_his place .

"But look here, Dave," said Tom, you used to_tell people's fortunes, too, when_you took their finger marks .Dave's just an all-round genius-- agenius of_the first water, gentlemen; agreat scientist running to seed here in_this village, aprophet with_the kind of honor that prophets generally get at home--for here they don't give shucks for_his scientifics, and_they call his skull anotion factory--hey, Dave, ain't it so ? But never mind, he'll make his mark someday--finger mark, you_know, he-he ! But really, you_want to let him take ashy at your palms once; it's worth twice the price of admission or your money's returned at_the door .Why, he'll read your wrinkles as easy as abook, and not_only tell you fifty or sixty things that's going to happen to_you, but fifty or sixty thousand that ain't .Come, Dave, show the gentlemen what an inspired jack-at-all-science we've got in_this town, and don't know it ."

Wilson winced under this nagging and not very courteous chaff, and_the twins suffered with_him and for him .They rightly judged, now, that_the best way was to relieve him would_be to take_the thing in earnest and treat it with respect, ignoring Tom's rather overdone raillery; so Luigi said:

" we_have seen something of palmistry in_our wanderings, and know very_well what astonishing things it can do . if_it isn't ascience, and one_of_the greatest of_them too, I don't know what its other name ought_to_be . in_the Orient--"

Tom looked surprised and incredulous . he_said:

"That juggling ascience ? But really, you ain't serious, are_you ? "

"Yes, entirely so .Four years_ago we had our hands read out to_us as_if our plans had_been covered with print ."

"Well, do_you_mean to_say there_was actually anything in_it ? " asked Tom, his incredulity beginning to weaken alittle .

" there_was this much in_it," said Angelo: " what_was told us of_our characters was minutely exact-- we_could_have not have bettered it ourselves .Next, two_or_three memorable things that_have happened to_us were laid bare--things which no one present but ourselves could_have known about ."

"Why, it's rank sorcery ! " exclaimed Tom, who was now becoming very_much interested ."And how did they make out with what_was going to happen to_you in_the_future ? "

" on_the whole, quite fairly," said Luigi ." two_or_three of_the most striking things foretold have happened since; much the most striking one of all happened within that same year . some_of_the minor prophesies have come true; some_of_the minor and some_of_the major ones have_not_been fulfilled yet, and of_course may never be: still, i_should_be more surprised if_they failed to arrive than if_they didn't ."

Tom was entirely sobered, and profoundly impressed . he_said, apologetically:

"Dave, I wasn't meaning to belittle that science; i_was only chaffing-- chattering, I reckon I'd better say . i_wish you_would look at their palms .Come, won't you ? "

"Why certainly, if_you_want me to; but you_know I've had no chance to_become an expert, and don't claim to_be one .When apast event is somewhat prominently recorded in_the palm, I_can generally detect that, but minor ones often escape me--not always, of_course, but often-- but I haven't much confidence in myself when it comes to reading the future . I_am talking as_if palmistry was adaily study with me, but that_is_not so .I haven't examined half adozen hands in_the last half dozen years; you_see, the people got to joking about_it, and I stopped to let the talk die down .I'll tell you what we'll do, Count Luigi: I'll make atry at your past, and if I_have any success there--no, on_the whole, I'll let the future alone; that's really the affair of an expert ."

he_took Luigi's hand .Tom said:

"Wait--don't look yet, Dave ! Count Luigi, here's paper and pencil .Set down that thing that you said was_the most striking one that was foretold to_you, and happened less_than ayear afterward, and give it to_me so I_can_see if Dave finds it in your hand ."

Luigi wrote aline privately, and folded up the piece of paper, and handed it to Tom, saying:

"I'll tell you when to look at it, if he finds it ."

Wilson began to study Luigi's palm, tracing life lines, heart lines, head lines, and so on, and noting carefully their relations with_the cobweb of finer and more delicate marks and lines that enmeshed them on all sides; he_felt of_the fleshy cushion at_the base of_the thumb and noted its shape; he_felt of_the fleshy side of_the hand between_the wrist and_the base of_the little finger and noted its shape also; he painstakingly examined the fingers, observing their form, proportions, and natural manner of disposing themselves when in repose .All this process was watched by_the three spectators with absorbing interest, their heads bent together over Luigi's palm, and nobody disturbing the stillness with aword .Wilson now entered upon aclose survey of_the palm again, and_his revelations began .

He mapped out Luigi's character and disposition, his tastes, aversions, proclivities, ambitions, and eccentricities in away which sometimes made Luigi wince and_the others laugh, but both twins declared that_the chart was artistically drawn and was correct .

Next, Wilson took up Luigi' history .He proceeded cautiously and with hesitation now, moving his finger slowly along the great lines of_the palm, and now_and_then halting it at a"star" or some such landmark, and examining that neighborhood minutely .He proclaimed one_or_two past events, Luigi confirmed his correctness, and_the search went on .Presently Wilson glanced up suddenly with asurprised expression .

" here_is arecord of an incident which you_would perhaps not wish me to--"

"Bring it out," said Luigi, good-naturedly ."I promise you sha'n't embarrass me ."

But Wilson still hesitated, and did_not seem quite to_know what to_do .Then he_said:

" i_think it_is too delicate amatter to--to--I believe i_would rather write it or whisper it to_you, and let you decide for_yourself whether you_want it talked out or not ."

" that_will answer," said Luigi ."Write it ."

Wilson wrote something on aslip of paper and handed it to Luigi, who read it to himself and said to Tom:

"Unfold your slip and read it, Mr Driscoll ."

Tom said:

"' it_was PROPHESIED THAT i_would KILL aMAN .IT CAME TRUE before_the YEAR WAS OUT .'"

Tom added, "Great Scott ! "

Luigi handed Wilson's paper to Tom, and said:

"Now read this_one ."

Tom read:

"' you_have KILLED SOMEONE, BUT WHETHER MAN, WOMAN, OR CHILD, I_do_not MAKE OUT .'"

"Caesar's ghost ! " commented Tom, with astonishment ."It beats anything that was ever heard of ! Why, aman's own hand is his deadliest enemy ! Just think of_that--a man's own hand keeps arecord of_the deepest and fatalest secrets of_his life, and_is treacherously ready to expose himself to any black-magic stranger that comes along .But what do_you let aperson look at your hand for, with_that awful thing printed on_it ? "

"Oh," said Luigi, reposefully, "I don't mind it .I killed the man for good reasons, and I don't regret it ."

"What were the reasons ? "

"Well, he_needed killing ."

"I'll tell you why he_did it, since he won't say himself," said Angelo, warmly ." he_did it to save my life, that's what he_did it for .So it_was anoble act, and not athing to_be hid in_the dark ."

"So it_was, so it_was," said Wilson ." to_do such athing to save abrother's life is agreat and fine action ."

"Now come," said Luigi, " it_is very pleasant to hear you say these things, but for unselfishness, or heroism, or magnanimity, the circumstances won't stand scrutiny .You overlook one detail; suppose I hadn't saved Angelo's life, what


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