The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson by Mark Twain
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.So strange and uncharacteristic was Tom's conduct that people noticed it, and turned to look after him when he passed on; and when he glanced back--as he_could_not help doing, in_spite of_his best resistance--and caught that puzzled expression in aperson's face, it gave him asick feeling, and he_took himself out of view as quickly as he_could .He presently came to_have ahunted sense and ahunted look, and then he fled away to_the hilltops and_the solitudes . he_said to himself that_the curse of Ham was upon him .

He dreaded his meals; the "nigger" in him was ashamed to sit at_the white folk's table, and feared discovery all the time; and once when Judge Driscoll said, "What's the matter with_you ? You look as meek as anigger," he_felt as secret murderers are said to_feel when_the accuser says, "Thou art the man ! " Tom said he_was not well, and left the table .

His ostensible "aunt's" solicitudes and endearments were become aterror to him, and he avoided them .

And all the time, hatred of_his ostensible "uncle" was steadily growing in_his heart; for he_said to himself, " he_is white; and I_am his chattel, his property, his goods, and he_can sell me, just as he_could his dog ."

For as_much as aweek after_this, Tom imagined that his character had undergone apretty radical change .But that was because he_did_not know himself .

In several ways his opinions were totally changed, and would never go back to what they were before, but the main structure of_his character was not changed, and could_not_be changed . one_or_two very_important features of it were altered, and in_time effects would result from_this, if opportunity offered--effects of aquite serious nature, too .Under the influence of agreat mental and moral upheaval, his character and_his habits had taken on_the appearance of complete change, but after awhile with_the subsidence of_the storm, both began to settle toward their former places .He dropped gradually back into his old frivolous and easygoing ways and conditions of feeling and manner of speech, and no familiar of_his could_have detected anything in him that differentiated him from_the weak and careless Tom of other days .

The theft raid which he had made upon_the village turned out better than he had ventured to hope .It produced the sum necessary to_pay his gaming debts, and saved him from exposure to_his uncle and another smashing of_the will .He and_his mother learned to like each_other fairly well .She couldn't love him, as_yet, because there "warn't nothing to him," as she expressed it, but her nature needed something or somebody to rule over, and he_was better than nothing .Her strong character and aggressive and commanding ways compelled Tom's admiration in_spite of_the fact that he got more illustrations of_them than he_needed for_his comfort .However, as arule her conversation was_made up of racy tale about_the privacies of_the chief families of_the town (for she went harvesting among their kitchens every time she came to_the village), and Tom enjoyed this . it_was just in_his line .She always collected her half of_his pension punctually, and he_was always at_the haunted house to_have achat with her on_these occasions .Every now_and_then, she paid him avisit there on between-days also .

Occasions he_would run up_to St .Louis for afew weeks, and at last temptation caught him again .He won alot of money, but lost it, and with it adeal more besides, which he promised to raise as_soon_as_possible .

for_this purpose he projected anew raid on_his town .He never meddled with any_other town, for he_was afraid to venture into houses whose ins and outs he_did_not know and_the habits of whose households he_was not acquainted with .He arrived at_the haunted house in disguise on_the Wednesday before_the advent of_the twins--after writing his Aunt Pratt that he_would_not arrive until two days after--and laying in hiding there with_his mother until toward daylight Friday morning, when he went to_his uncle's house and entered by_the back way with_his own key, and slipped up to_his room where he could_have the use of_the mirror and toilet articles .He had asuit of girl's clothes with_him in abundle as adisguise for_his raid, and was wearing asuit of_his mother's clothing, with black gloves and veil .By dawn he_was tricked out for_his raid, but he caught aglimpse of Pudd'nhead Wilson through_the window over the way, and knew that Pudd'nhead had caught aglimpse of him .So he entertained Wilson with some airs and graces and attitudes for awhile, then stepped out of sight and resumed the other disguise, and by and by went down and out the back way and started downtown to reconnoiter the scene of_his intended labors .

But he_was ill at ease .He had changed back to Roxy's dress, with_the stoop of age added to he disguise, so_that Wilson would_not bother himself about ahumble old women leaving aneighbor's house by_the back way in_the early morning, in_case he_was still spying .But supposing Wilson had seen him leave, and had thought it suspicious, and had also followed him ? The thought made Tom cold . he_gave up the raid for_the day, and hurried back to_the haunted house by_the obscurest route he_knew .His mother was gone; but she came back, by and by, with_the news of_the grand reception at Patsy Cooper's, and soon persuaded him that_the opportunity was like aspecial Providence, it_was so inviting and perfect .So he went raiding, after all, and made anice success of it while everybody was gone to Patsy Cooper's .Success gave him nerve and even actual intrepidity; insomuch, indeed, that after he had conveyed his harvest to_his mother in aback alley, he went to_the reception himself, and added several of_the valuables of_that house to_his takings .

after_this long digression we_have now arrived once more at_the point where Pudd'nhead Wilson, while waiting for_the arrival of_the twins on_that same Friday evening, sat puzzling over the strange apparition of_that morning--a girl in young Tom Driscoll's bedroom; fretting, and guessing, and puzzling over it, and wondering who the shameless creature might_be .

CHAPTER 11

Pudd'nhead's Thrilling Discovery

there_are three infallible ways of pleasing an author, and_the three form arising scale of compliment: 1-- to_tell him you_have read one of_his books; 2-- to_tell him you_have read all of_his books; 3--to ask him to let you read the manuscript of_his forthcoming book .No .1 admits you to_his respect; No .2 admits you to_his admiration; No .3 carries you clear into his heart .

--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar

as_to_the Adjective: when in doubt, strike it out .

--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar

The twins arrived presently, and talk began .It flowed along chattily and sociably, and under its influence the new friendship gathered ease and strength .Wilson got out his Calendar, by request, and read apassage or two from_it, which the twins praised quite cordially .This pleased the author so_much that he complied gladly when_the asked him to lend them abatch of_the work to read at home . in_the course of_their wide travels, they had found out that_there_are three sure ways of pleasing an author; they were now working the best of_the three .

there_was an interruption now .Young Driscoll appeared, and joined the party .He pretended to_be seeing the distinguished strangers for_the first time when_they rose to shake hands; but this_was only ablind, as he had already had aglimpse of_them, at_the reception, while robbing the house .The twins made mental note that he_was smooth-faced and rather handsome, and smooth and undulatory in_his movements--graceful, in_fact .Angelo thought he had agood eye; Luigi thought there_was something veiled and sly about_it .Angelo thought he had apleasant free-and-easy way of talking; Luigi thought it_was more so than was agreeable .Angelo thought he_was asufficiently nice young man; Luigi reserved his decision .Tom's first contribution to_the conversation was aquestion which he had put to Wilson ahundred times before . it_was always cheerily and good-natured put, and always inflicted alittle pang, for_it touched asecret sore; but this_time the pang was sharp, since strangers were present .

"Well, how does the law come on ? Had acase yet ? "

Wilson bit his lip, but answered, "No--not yet," with as_much indifference as he_could assume .Judge Driscoll had generously left the law feature out of Wilson's biography which he had furnished to_the twins .Young Tom laughed pleasantly, and said:

"Wilson's alawyer, gentlemen, but he doesn't practice now ."

The sarcasm bit, but Wilson kept himself under control, and said without passion:

"I don't practice, it_is true . it_is true that I_have never had acase, and have_had to earn apoor living for twenty years as an expert accountant in atown where I_can't get ahold of aset of books to untangle as often as i_should like .But it_is also true that I_did myself well for_the practice of_the law . by_the_time i_was your age, Tom, I had chosen aprofession, and was soon competent to enter upon it ." Tom winced ."I never got achance to_try my hand at it, and I_may never get achance; and yet if I ever do get it, I_shall_be found ready, for I_have kept up my law studies all these years ."

"That's it; that's good grit ! I like


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