once
man who, not being able
fault
coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads

--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar
Tom flung himself
sofa, and put his throbbing head
hands, and rested his elbows
knees
He rocked himself back and forth and moaned

"I've knelt to
nigger wench ! " he muttered
"
I had struck the deepest depths of degradation before, but oh, dear,
nothing
.
. Well,
one consolation, such
--I've struck bottom
; there's nothing lower
"
But that was
hasty conclusion

At ten that night he climbed the ladder
haunted house, pale, weak, and wretched
Roxy was standing
door of
rooms, waiting, for she had heard him

two-story log house which had acquired the reputation
few
of being haunted,
end
usefulness
Nobody would live
afterward, or go near it by night, and most people even gave it
wide berth
daytime
As it had no competition,
called the haunted house
getting crazy and ruinous now, from long neglect
It stood three hundred yards beyond Pudd'nhead Wilson's house, with nothing between but vacancy
It
last house
town
end

Tom followed Roxy
room
She had
pile of clean straw
corner for
bed, some cheap but well-kept clothing was hanging
wall,
tin lantern freckling the floor with little spots of light, and there were various soap and candle boxes scattered about, which served for chairs
The two sat down
Roxy said:
"Now den, I'll tell you straight off, en I'll begin to k'leck de money later on; I ain't in no hurry
What does you reckon I's gwine
you ? "
"Well, you--you--oh, Roxy, don't make it too hard
! Come right out and tell me you've found out somehow what
shape I'm in on account of dissipation and foolishness
"
"Disposition en foolishness ! NO sir, dat ain't it
Dat jist ain't nothin' at all, 'longside o' what I knows
"
Tom stared at her, and said:
"Why, Roxy, what
? "
She rose, and gloomed above him like
Fate

"I means dis--en it's de Lord's truth
You ain't no more kin to ole Marse Driscoll den I is ! dat's what I means ! " and her eyes flamed with triumph

"What ? "
"Yassir, en dat ain't all ! You's
nigger ! --_bawn
nigger and
slave ! --en you's
nigger en
slave dis minute; en if I opens my mouf ole Marse Driscoll'll sell you down de river befo' you is two days older den what you is now ! "
"It's
thundering lie, you miserable old blatherskite ! "
"It ain't no lie, nuther
It's just de truth, en nothin' but de truth, so he'p me
Yassir--you's my son_--"
"You devil ! "
"En dat po' boy dat you's be'n a-kickin' en a-cuffin' today is Percy Driscoll's son en yo' marster_--"
"You beast ! "
"En his name is Tom Driscoll, en yo's name's Valet de Chambers, en you ain't GOT no fambly name, beca'se niggers don't have em ! "
Tom sprang up and seized
billet of wood and raised it, but his mother only laughed at him, and said:
"Set down, you pup ! Does
you kin skyer me ? It ain't in you, nor de likes of you
I reckon you'd shoot me in de back, maybe,
got
chance, for dat's jist yo' style--_I knows you, throo en throo--but I don't mind gitt'n killed, beca'se all dis is down in writin' and it's in safe hands, too, en de man dat's got it knows whah to look for de right man when I gits killed
Oh, bless yo' soul,
puts yo' mother up for as big
fool as _you is, you's pow'ful mistaken, I kin tell you ! Now den, you set still en behave yo'self; en don't you git up ag'in till I tell you ! "
Tom fretted and chafed awhile in
whirlwind of disorganizing sensations and emotions, and finally said, with something like settled conviction:
"The whole thing is moonshine; now then, go ahead and do your worst; I'm done
"
Roxy made no answer
She took the lantern and started
door
Tom was in
cold panic in
moment

"Come back, come back ! " he wailed
"I didn't mean it, Roxy; I take it all back, and I'll never say it again ! Please come back, Roxy ! "
The woman stood
moment, then she said gravely:
"Dat's
you's got to stop, Valet de Chambers
't call me Roxy_, same as
was my equal
Chillen don't speak to dey mammies like dat
You'll call me ma or mammy, dat's what you'll call me--leastways when de ain't nobody aroun'
Say it ! "
It cost Tom
struggle, but he got it out

"Dat's all right
don't you ever forgit it ag'in,
knows what's good
Now den, you had said you wouldn't ever call it lies en moonshine ag'in
I'll tell you dis, for
warnin':
ever does say it ag'in, it's de LAS' time you'll ever say it
; I'll tramp as straight to de judge as I kin walk, en tell him who you is, en prove it
Does you b'lieve me when I says dat ? "
"Oh," groaned Tom, "I more than believe it;
it
"
Roxy knew her conquest was complete
She
proved nothing to anybody, and her threat of writings was
lie; but she knew the person she was dealing with, and had made both statements without any doubt
effect
produce

She went and sat down on her candle box,
pride and pomp of her victorious attitude made it
throne
She said:
"Now den, Chambers, we's gwine
business, en dey ain't gwine
no mo' foolishness
In de fust place, you gits fifty dollahs
month; you's gwine to han' over half of it to yo' ma
Plank it out ! "
But Tom had only six dollars
her that, and promised to start fair on
's pension

"Chambers,
is you in debt ? "
Tom shuddered, and said:
"Nearly three hundred dollars
"
"How is you gwine
it ? "
Tom groaned out: "Oh, I don't know; don't ask me such awful questions
"
But she stuck to her point until she wearied
confession out of him: he
prowling about in disguise, stealing small valuables from private houses;
,
of
raid
fellow villagers
fortnight before, when
supposed
in St
Louis; but he doubted if he had sent away enough stuff to realize the required amount, and was afraid
further venture
present excited state
town
His mother approved
conduct, and offered to help, but this frightened him
He tremblingly ventured
that if
retire
town
feel better and safer, and could hold his head higher--and was going on
an argument, but she interrupted and surprised him pleasantly by saying she was ready; it didn't make any difference to her where she stayed,
she got her share
pension regularly
She said
not go far, and would call
haunted house
for her money
Then she said:
"I don't hate you
now, but I've hated you
many
year-- and anybody would
Didn't I change you off, en
good fambly en
good name, en made you
white gen'l'man en rich, wid store clothes on--en what did I git
? You despised me all de time, en was al'ays sayin' mean hard things
befo' folks, en wouldn't ever let me forgit I's
nigger--en--en--"
She fell to sobbing, and broke down
Tom said: "But
I didn't know you were my mother; and besides--"
"Well, nemmine 'bout dat, now; let it go
I's gwine to fo'git it
" Then she added fiercely, "En don't ever make me remember it ag'in, or you'll be sorry, I tell you
"
were parting, Tom said,
most persuasive way
command:
"Ma, would you mind telling me who was my father ? "
He had supposed
asking an embarrassing question
mistaken
Roxy drew herself up with
proud toss of her head, and said:
"Does I mine tellin' you ? No, dat I don't ! You ain't got no 'casion
shame' o' yo' father, I kin tell you
He wuz de highest quality in dis whole town--ole Virginny stock
Fust famblies, he wuz
Jes as good stock as de Driscolls en de Howards, de bes' day dey ever seed
" She put on
little prouder air, if possible, and added impressively: "Does you 'member Cunnel Cecil Burleigh Essex, dat died de same year yo' young Marse Tom Driscoll's pappy died, en all de Masons en Odd Fellers en Churches turned out en give him de bigges' funeral dis town ever seed ? Dat's de man
"
Under the inspiration of her soaring complacency the departed graces of her earlier days returned to her, and her bearing took to itself
dignity and state that
passed for queenly if her surroundings
little more in keeping with it

"Dey ain't another nigger in dis town dat's as highbawn
is
Now den, go 'long ! En jes you hold yo' head up as high as
to-- you has de right, en dat I kin swah
"
CHAPTER 10
The Nymph Revealed
All say, "How hard it
to die"--a strange complaint
mouths of people
to live

--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar
When angry, count four; when very angry, swear

--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar
Every
, after Tom went to bed, he had sudden wakings out
sleep,
first thought was, "Oh, joy,
all
dream ! " Then he laid himself heavily down again, with
groan
muttered words, "A nigger !
nigger ! Oh,
dead ! "
He woke at dawn with one more repetition
horror, and then he resolved to meddle no more
treacherous sleep
He began
Sufficiently bitter thinkings they were
They wandered along something
fashion:
Why were niggers and whites made ? What crime did the uncreated first nigger commit
curse of birth was decreed for him ? And why
awful difference made between white and black ?
.
How hard the nigger's fate seems,
! --yet until last night such
thought never entered my head
"
He sighed and groaned an hour or more away
Then "Chambers" came humbly in
that breakfast was nearly ready
"Tom" blushed scarlet
this aristocratic white youth cringe to him,
nigger, and call him "Young Marster
"
roughly:
"Get out
sight ! " and
youth was gone, he muttered, "He
me no harm, poor wrench, but
an eyesore
now, for
Driscoll, the young gentleman, and
a--oh,
dead ! "
gigantic eruption, like that of Krakatoa
few
,
accompanying earthquakes, tidal waves, and clouds of volcanic dust, changes the face
surrounding landscape beyond recognition, bringing down the high lands, elevating the low, making fair lakes where deserts
, and deserts where green prairies had smiled before
The tremendous catastrophe which had befallen Tom had changed his moral landscape in much the same way
Some
low places
lifted to ideals, some
ideas had sunk
valleys, and lay there
sackcloth and ashes of pumice stone and sulphur on their ruined heads

For days he wandered in lonely places, thinking, thinking, thinking-- trying
his bearings
new work
If he met
friend,
habit of
lifetime had in some mysterious way vanished-- his arm hung limp, instead of involuntarily extending the hand for
shake
It
"nigger" in him asserting its humility, and he blushed and was abashed
"nigger" in him was surprised
white friend put out his hand for
shake
the "nigger" in him involuntarily giving the road,
sidewalk, to
white rowdy and loafer
When Rowena, the dearest thing his heart knew, the idol
secret worship, invited him in, the "nigger" in him made an embarrassed excuse and was afraid to enter and sit
dread white folks on equal terms
The "nigger" in him went shrinking and skulking here and there and yonder, and fancying it saw suspicion and maybe detection in all faces, tones, and gestures
So strange and uncharacteristic was Tom's conduct that people noticed it, and turned to look after him when he passed on; and when he glanced back--as