The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson by Mark Twain
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that_they had ever heard before seemed spiritless prentice-work and barren of grace and charm when compared with_these intoxicating floods of melodious sound .They realized that for once in their lives they were hearing masters .

CHAPTER 7

The Unknown Nymph

one_of_the_most striking differences between acat and alie is_that acat has only nine lives .

--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar

The company broke up reluctantly, and drifted toward their several homes, chatting with vivacity and all agreeing that_it would_be many along day before Dawson's Landing would see the equal of this_one again .The twins had accepted several invitations while the reception was in progress, and had also volunteered to play some duets at an amateur entertainment for_the benefit of alocal charity .Society was eager to receive them to its bosom .Judge Driscoll had the good fortune to secure them for an immediate drive, and to_be the first to display them in public .They entered his buggy with_him and were paraded down the main street, everybody flocking to_the windows and sidewalks to_see .

The judge showed the strangers the new graveyard, and_the jail, and where the richest man lived, and_the Freemasons' hall, and_the Methodist church, and_the Presbyterian church, and where the Baptist church was going to_be when_they got some money to build it with, and showed them the town hall and_the slaughterhouse, and got out_of_the independent fire company in uniform and had them put out an imaginary fire; then he let them inspect the muskets of_the militia company, and poured out an exhaustless stream of enthusiasm over all these splendors, and seemed very_well satisfied with_the responses he got, for_the twins admired his admiration, and paid him back the best they_could, though they_could have_done better if some fifteen or sixteen hundred thousand previous experiences of_this sort in various countries had_not already rubbed off aconsiderable part of_the novelty in_it .

The judge laid himself out hospitality to_make them have a good_time, and if there_was adefect anywhere, it_was not his fault . he_told them a good_many humorous anecdotes, and always forgot the nub, but they were always able to_furnish it, for_these yarns were of apretty early vintage, and_they had had many arejuvenating pull at them before .And he_told them all about his several dignities, and how he had held this and_that and_the other place of honor or profit, and had once been to_the legislature, and was now president of_the Society of Freethinkers . he_said the society had_been in existence four years, and already had two members, and was firmly established . he_would call for_the brothers in_the evening, if_they_would like to attend ameeting of it .

Accordingly he_called for_them, and on_the way he_told them all about Pudd'nhead Wilson, in_order_that they_might get afavorable impression of him in advance and be prepared to like him .This scheme succeeded-- the favorable impression was achieved .Later it_was confirmed and solidified when Wilson proposed that out of courtesy to_the strangers the usual topics be put aside and_the hour be devoted to conversation upon ordinary subjects and_the cultivation of friendly relations and good-fellowship--a proposition which_was put to vote and carried .

The hour passed quickly away in lively talk, and when it_was ended, the lonesome and neglected Wilson was richer by two friends than he had_been when it began .He invited the twins to look in at his lodgings presently, after disposing of an intervening engagement, and_they accepted with pleasure .

Toward the middle of_the evening, they found themselves on_the road to_his house .Pudd'nhead was at home waiting for_them and putting in_his time puzzling over athing which had come under his notice that morning .The matter was_this: He happened to_be up very early-- at dawn, in_fact; and he crossed the hall, which divided his cottage through_the center, and entered aroom to_get something there .The window of_the room had no curtains, for_that side of_the house had long been unoccupied, and through_this window he caught sight of something which surprised and interested him . it_was ayoung woman-- ayoung woman where properly no young woman belonged; for she was in Judge Driscoll's house, and in_the bedroom over the judge's private study or sitting room . this_was young Tom Driscoll's bedroom .He and_the judge, the judge's widowed sister Mrs Pratt, and three Negro servants were the only people who belonged in_the house .Who, then, might this young lady be ? The two houses were separated by an ordinary yard, with alow fence running back through_its middle from_the street in front to_the lane in_the rear .The distance was not great, and Wilson was able to_see the girl very_well, the window shades of_the room she was in being up, and_the window also .The girl had on aneat and trim summer dress, patterned in broad stripes of pink and white, and her bonnet was equipped with apink veil .She was practicing steps, gaits and attitudes, apparently; she was doing the thing gracefully, and was very_much absorbed in her work . who_could she be, and how came she to_be in young Tom Driscoll's room ?

Wilson had quickly chosen aposition from_which he_could watch the girl without running much risk of being seen by her, and he remained there hoping she_would raise her veil and betray her face .But she disappointed him .After amatter of twenty minutes she disappeared and although he stayed at his post half an hour longer, she came no more .

Toward noon he dropped in at_the judge's and talked with Mrs Pratt about_the great event of_the day, the levee of_the distinguished foreigners at Aunt Patsy Cooper's .He asked after her nephew Tom, and she said he_was on_his way home and_that she was expecting him to arrive alittle before night, and added that she and_the judge were gratified to gather from_his letters that he_was conducting himself very nicely and creditably--at which Wilson winked to himself privately .Wilson did_not ask if there_was anewcomer in_the house, but he asked questions that_would_have brought light-throwing answers as_to_that matter if Mrs Pratt had had any light to throw; so he went away satisfied that he_knew of things that were going on in her house of_which she herself was not aware .

he_was now awaiting for_the twins, and still puzzling over the problem of who that girl might_be, and how she happened to_be in_that young fellow's room at daybreak in_the morning .

CHAPTER 8

Marse Tom Tramples His Chance

The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring anature that_it_will last through awhole lifetime, if_not asked to lend money .

--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar

Consider well the proportions of things . it_is better to_be ayoung June bug than an old bird of paradise .

--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar

it_is necessary now to hunt up Roxy .

at_the_time she was set free and went away chambermaiding, she was thirty-five .She got aberth as second chambermaid on aCincinnati boat in_the New Orleans trade, the Grand Mogul .acouple of trips made her wonted and easygoing at_the work, and infatuated her with_the stir and adventure and independence of steamboat life .Then she was promoted and become head chambermaid .She was afavorite with_the officers, and exceedingly proud of_their joking and friendly way with her .

During eight years she served three parts of_the year on_that boat, and_the winters on aVicksburg packet .But now for two months, she had had rheumatism in her arms, and was obliged to let the washtub alone .So she resigned .But she was well fixed-- rich, as she would_have described it; for she had lived asteady life, and had banked four dollars every_month in New Orleans as aprovision for her old age .She said in_the start that she had "put shoes on one bar'footed nigger to tromple on her with," and_that one mistake like that was enough; she_would be independent of_the human race thenceforth forevermore if hard work and economy could accomplish it . when_the boat touched the levee at New Orleans she bade good-by to her comrades on_the Grand Mogul and moved her kit ashore .

But she was back in ahour .The bank had gone to smash and carried her four hundred dollars with it .She was apauper and homeless .Also disabled bodily, at_least for_the_present .The officers were full of sympathy for her in her trouble, and made up alittle purse for her .She resolved to_go to her birthplace; she had friends there among_the Negros, and_the unfortunate always help the unfortunate, she was well aware of_that; those lowly comrades of her youth would_not let her starve .

She took the little local packet at Cairo, and now she was on_the homestretch .Time had worn away her bitterness against her son, and she was able to_think of him with serenity .She put the vile side of him out of her mind, and dwelt only on recollections of_his occasional acts of kindness to her .She gilded and otherwise decorated these, and made them very pleasant to contemplate .She began to long to_see him . she_would go and fawn upon him slavelike-- for_this would_have to_be her attitude, of_course--and maybe she_would find that_time had modified him, and_that he_would_be_glad to_see his long-forgotten old nurse and treat her gently . that_would_be lovely; that_would make her forget her woes and her poverty .

Her poverty ! That thought inspired her to add another castle to her dream: maybe he_would give her atrifle now_and_then--maybe adollar, once_a_month, say; any little thing like that_would help, oh, ever so_much .

by_the_time she reached Dawson's Landing, she was her old self again; her blues were gone, she was in high feather . she_would get along, surely; there were many kitchens where the servants would share their meals with her, and also steal sugar and apples and other dainties for her to carry home--or give her achance to pilfer them herself, which would answer just as_well .And there_was the church .She was amore rabid and devoted Methodist than ever, and her piety was no sham, but was strong and sincere .Yes, with plenty of creature comforts and her old place in_the amen corner in her possession again, she_would be perfectly happy and at peace thenceforward to_the end .

She went to Judge Driscoll's kitchen first of all .She was received there in great form and with vast enthusiasm .Her wonderful travels, and_the strange countries she had seen, and_the adventures she had had, made her amarvel and aheroine of romance .The Negros hung enchanted upon agreat story of her experiences, interrupting her all along with eager questions, with laughter, exclamations of delight, and expressions of applause; and she was obliged to confess to herself that if there_was anything better in_this world than steamboating, it was_the glory to_be got by telling


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