his servants before him
There were three
, besides Roxy:
man,
woman, and
boy twelve years old
They
related
Mr Driscoll said: "
all been warned before
It
no good
teach you
lesson
sell the thief
Which of you
guilty one ? "
They all shuddered
threat, for here they had
good home, and
new one was likely
change
worse
The denial was general
None had stolen anything--not money, anyway--a little sugar, or cake, or honey, or something like that, that "Marse Percy wouldn't mind or miss" but not money--never
cent of money
They were eloquent in their protestations, but Mr Driscoll was not moved
He answered each in turn with
stern "Name the thief ! "
The truth was, all were guilty but Roxana; she suspected
others were guilty, but she
know them
so
She was horrified
how near she had come to being guilty herself; she
saved
nick
by
revival
colored Methodist Church,
fortnight before,
and place she "got religion
" The very
gracious experience, while her change of style was fresh upon her and she was vain of her purified condition, her master left
couple dollars unprotected
desk, and she happened upon that temptation when she was polishing around with
dustrag
She looked
money awhile with
steady rising resentment, then she burst out with:
"Dad blame dat revival, I wisht it had 'a' be'n put off till tomorrow ! "
Then she covered the tempter with
book, and another member
kitchen cabinet got it
She made this sacrifice as
matter of religious etiquette; as
thing necessary just now, but by no means
wrested into
precedent; no,
would limber up her piety, then
be rational again,
next two dollars that got left out
cold would find
comforter--and
name the comforter

Was she bad ? Was she worse
general run of her race ? No
They had an unfair show
battle of life,
held it no sin
military advantage
enemy--in
small way; in
small way, but not in
large one
smouch provisions
pantry whenever they got
chance; or
brass thimble, or
cake of wax, or an emery bag, or
paper of needles, or
silver spoon, or
dollar bill, or small articles of clothing, or
property of light value; and
were they from considering such reprisals sinful, that
go to church and shout and pray the loudest and sincerest with their plunder in their pockets

farm smokehouse had
kept heavily padlocked, or even the colored deacon himself
resist
ham when Providence showed him in
dream, or otherwise, where such
thing hung lonesome, and longed for someone to love
But with
hundred hanging before him, the deacon
take two--
,
same night
On frosty nights the humane Negro prowler would warm the end
plank and put it up under the cold claws of chickens roosting in
tree;
drowsy hen would step on
comfortable board, softly clucking her gratitude,
prowler would dump her into his bag, and later into his stomach, perfectly sure that in taking this trifle
man who daily robbed him of an inestimable treasure--his liberty--
not committing any sin that God would remember against him
Last Great Day

"Name the thief ! "
fourth time Mr Driscoll had said it, and always
same hard tone
And now he added these words of awful import:
"I
one minute
"
out his watch
"If
end
,
confessed,
only sell all four of you, BUT--
sell you DOWN THE RIVER ! "
equivalent to condemning them to hell ! No Missouri Negro doubted this
Roxy reeled in her tracks,
color vanished out of her face; the others dropped
knees as
shot; tears gushed from their eyes, their supplicating hands went up, and three answers came
one instant

"I done it ! "
"I done it ! "
"I done it ! --have mercy, marster--Lord have mercy on us po' niggers ! "
"
," said the master, putting up his watch, "
sell you here though you don't deserve it
You
sold down the river
"
The culprits flung themselves prone, in an ecstasy of gratitude, and kissed his feet, declaring that
never forget his goodness and never cease to pray for him as long
lived
They were sincere, for like
god he had stretched forth his mighty hand and closed the gates of hell against them
, himself, that he had done
noble and gracious thing, and was privately well pleased
magnanimity;
night he set the incident down
diary,
his son might read it in after years, and be thereby moved to deeds of gentleness and humanity himself

CHAPTER 3
Roxy Plays
Shrewd Trick
Whoever has lived long enough
out what life is, knows how deep
debt of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor
race
He brought death
world

--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar
Percy Driscoll slept well the night he saved his house minions from going down the river, but no wink of sleep visited Roxy's eyes

profound terror had taken possession of her
Her child could grow up and be sold down the river ! The thought crazed her with horror
If she dozed and lost herself for
moment, the next moment she was on her feet flying to her child's cradle
still there
Then
gather it to her heart and pour out her love upon it in
frenzy of kisses, moaning, crying, and saying, "Dey sha'n't, oh, dey sha'nt' ! '_--yo' po' mammy will kill you fust ! "
Once, when she was tucking him back in its cradle again, the other child nestled in its sleep and attracted her attention
She went and stood over it
communing with herself

"What has my po' baby done, dat he couldn't have yo' luck ? He hain't done nuth'n
God was good
; why warn't he good to him ? Dey can't sell you down de river
I hates yo' pappy; he hain't got no heart--for niggers, he hain't, anyways
I hates him, en
kill him ! " She paused awhile, thinking; then she burst into wild sobbings again, and turned away, saying, "Oh, I got to kill my chile, dey ain't no yuther way--killin' him wouldn't save de chile fum goin' down de river
Oh, I got
, yo' po' mammy's got to kill you to save you, honey
" She gathered her baby to her bosom now, and began to smother it with caresses
"Mammy's got to kill you--how kin I
! But yo' mammy ain't gwine to desert you--no, no, dah_, don't cry-- she gwine wid you, she gwine to kill herself too
Come along, honey, come along wid mammy; we gwine to jump in de river, den troubles o' dis worl' is all over--dey don't sell po' niggers down the river over yonder
"
She stared toward the door, crooning
child and hushing it; midway she stopped, suddenly
She had caught sight of her new Sunday gown--
cheap curtain-calico thing,
conflagration of gaudy colors and fantastic figures
She surveyed it wistfully, longingly

"Hain't ever wore it yet," she said, "en it's just lovely
" Then she nodded her head in response to
pleasant idea, and added, "No, I ain't gwine
fished out, wid everybody lookin' at me, in dis mis'able ole linsey-woolsey
"
She put down the child and made the change
She looked
glass and was astonished at her beauty
She resolved
her death toilet perfect
She took off her handkerchief turban and dressed her glossy wealth of hair "like white folks"; she added some odds and ends of rather lurid ribbon and
spray of atrocious artificial flowers; finally she threw over her shoulders
fluffy thing called
"cloud"
day,
of
blazing red complexion
Then she was ready
tomb

She gathered up her baby once more; but when her eye fell upon its miserably short little gray tow-linen shirt and noted the contrast between its pauper shabbiness and her own volcanic eruption of infernal splendors, her mother-heart was touched, and she was ashamed

"No, dolling mammy ain't gwine to treat you so
De angels is gwine to 'mire you jist
as dey does 'yo mammy
Ain't gwine
'em putt'n dey han's up 'fo' dey eyes en sayin' to David and Goliah en dem yuther prophets, 'Dat chile is dress' to indelicate fo' dis place
'"
she had stripped off the shirt
Now she clothed the naked little creature in one of Thomas `a Becket's snowy, long baby gowns, with its bright blue bows and dainty flummery of ruffles

"Dah--now you's fixed
" She propped the child in
chair and stood off to inspect it
Straightway her eyes begun to widen with astonishment and admiration, and she clapped her hands and cried out, "Why, it do beat all ! I never knowed you was so lovely
Marse Tommy ain't
bit puttier--not
single bit
"
She stepped over and glanced
other infant;' she flung
glance back at her own; then one more
heir
house
Now
strange
light dawned in her eyes, and in
moment she was lost in thought
She seemed in
trance; when she came out of it, she muttered, "When I 'uz a-washin' 'em in de tub, yistiddy, he own pappy asked me which of 'em was his'n
"
She began to move around like one in
dream
She undressed Thomas `a Becket, stripping him of everything, and put the tow-linen shirt on him
She put his coral necklace on her own child's neck
Then she placed the children side by side, and after earnest inspection she muttered:
"Now
b'lieve clo'es could do de like o' dat ? Dog my cats
ain't all I kin do
t' other fum which, let alone his pappy
"
She put her cub in Tommy's elegant cradle and said:
"You's young Marse Tom fum dis out, en I got to practice and git used to 'memberin'
you dat, honey, or I's gwine
mistake sometime en git us bofe into trouble
Dah--now you lay still en don't fret no mo', Marse Tom
Oh, thank de lord in heaven, you's saved, you's saved ! Dey ain't no man kin ever sell mammy's po' little honey down de river now ! "
She put the heir
house in her own child's unpainted pine cradle, and said, contemplating its slumbering form uneasily:
"I's sorry
, honey; I's sorry, God knows I is--but what kin
, what could
? Yo' pappy would sell him to somebody, sometime, en den he'd go down de river, sho', en I couldn't, couldn't, _couldn't stan' it
"
She flung herself on her bed and began
and toss, toss and think
By and by she sat suddenly upright, for
comforting thought had flown through her worried mind--
"'T ain't no sin--_white folks
it ! It ain't no sin, glory to goodness it ain't no sin ! Dey's done it--yes, en dey was de biggest quality in de whole bilin', too--_kings ! "_
She began to muse; she was trying to gather out of her memory the dim particulars of some tale she had heard
or other
At last she said--
"Now I's got it; now I 'member
dat ole nigger preacher dat tole it, de time he come over here fum Illinois en preached in de nigger church
dey ain't nobody kin save his own self-- can't
by faith, can't
by works, can't
no way at all
Free grace is de on'y way, en dat don't come fum nobody but jis' de Lord; en he kin give it to anybody He please, saint or sinner--_he don't kyer
He do jis' as He's
mineter
He s'lect out anybody dat suit Him, en put another one
place, and make de fust one happy forever en leave t' other one to burn wid Satan
De preacher said
jist like dey done in Englan'
,
De queen she lef' her baby layin' aroun' one day, en went out callin'; an one 'o de niggers roun'bout de place dat was 'mos' white, she come in en see de chile layin' aroun', en tuck en put her own chile's clo's on de queen's chile, en put de queen's chile's clo'es on her own chile, en den lef' her own chile layin' aroun', en tuck en toted de queen's chile home to de nigger quarter, en nobody ever foun' it out, en her chile was de king bimeby, en sole de queen's chile down de river
when dey had to settle up de estate
Dah, now--de preacher said it his own self, en it ain't no sin, 'ca'se white folks done it
DEY done it--yes, DEY done it; en not on'y jis' common white folks nuther, but de biggest quality dey is in de whole bilin'
Oh_, I's so glad I 'member 'bout dat ! "
She got lighthearted and happy, and went
cradles, and spent
left
night "practicing
"
give her own child
light pat and say humbly, "Lay still, Marse Tom," then give the real Tom
pat and say with severity, "Lay still_, Chambers ! Does
me
somep'n
? "
As she progressed with her practice, she was surprised
how steadily and surely the awe which had kept her tongue reverent and her manner humble toward her young master was transferring itself to her speech and manner toward the usurper, and how similarly handy she was becoming in transferring her motherly curtness of speech and peremptoriness of manner
unlucky heir
ancient house of Driscoll

She took occasional rests from practicing, and absorbed herself in calculating her chances

"Dey'll sell dese niggers today fo' stealin' de money, den dey'll buy some mo' dat don't now de chillen--so dat's all right
When I takes de chillen out to git de air, de minute I's roun' de corner I's gwine to gaum dey mouths all roun' wid jam, den dey can't nobody notice dey's changed
Yes, I gwine ter do dat till I's safe,
's
year

"Dey ain't but one man dat I's afeard of, en dat's dat Pudd'nhead Wilson
Dey calls him
pudd'nhead, en says he's
fool
My lan, dat man ain't no mo' fool den I is ! He's de smartes' man in dis town, lessn' it's Jedge Driscoll or maybe Pem Howard
Blame dat man, he worries me wid dem ornery glasses o' his'n; I b'lieve he's