by Mark Twain
[
Buffalo Express, Saturday, May 14, 1870
]
New YORK, May 10

The Richardson-McFarland jury
out one hour and fifty minutes

breathless silence brooded over court and auditory--a silence and
stillness so absolute, notwithstanding the vast multitude of human beings packed together there, that when some one far away
throng under the northeast balcony cleared his throat with
smothered little cough it startled everybody uncomfortably, so distinctly did it grate
pulseless air
imposing moment the bang of
door was heard, then the shuffle of approaching feet, and then
sort of surging and swaying disorder
heads
entrance
jury-room told them
Twelve were coming
Presently all was silent again,
foreman
jury rose and said:
"Your Honor and Gentleman: We, the jury charged
duty of determining whether the prisoner
bar, Daniel McFarland,
guilty of murder, in taking by surprise an unarmed man and shooting him to death, or whether the prisoner is afflicted with
sad but irresponsible insanity which at times
cheered only by violent entertainment with firearms, do find as follows, namely:
"
prisoner, Daniel McFarland, is insane as above described
Because:
"1
His great grandfather's stepfather was tainted with insanity, and frequently killed people who were distasteful to him
Hence, insanity is hereditary
family

"2
For nine years the prisoner
bar
adequately support his family
Strong circumstantial evidence of insanity

"3
For nine years
home, as
general thing,
poor-house; sometimes (but very rarely)
cheery, happy habitation; frequently the den of
beery, drivelling, stupefied animal; but never, as far as ascertained, the abiding place of
gentleman
These be evidences of insanity

"4
He once took his young unmarried sister-in-law
museum; while there his hereditary insanity came upon him to such
degree that he hiccupped and staggered; and afterward,
way home, even made love
young girl
protecting
These are the acts of
person not
right mind

"5
For
good while his sufferings were so great that he had to submit
inconvenience of having his wife give public readings
family support; and at times, when he handed these shameful earnings
barkeeper, his haughty soul was so torn with anguish that
hardly stand without leaning against something
At such times he
known to shed tears into his sustenance till it diluted to utter inefficiency
Inattention
nature
the act of
Democrat unafflicted in mind

"6
He never spared expense in making his wife comfortable during her occasional confinements
Her father is able to testify
always an element of unsoundness
prisoner's generosities
very suggestive
and before this court

"7
Two
the prisoner came fearlessly up behind Richardson
dark, and shot him
leg
The prisoner's brave and protracted defiance of an adversity that for years had left him little to depend upon for support but
wife who sometimes earned scarcely anything for weeks
, is evidence that
appeared in front of Richardson and shot him
stomach if he
insane
shooting

"8
Fourteen
the prisoner told Archibald Smith that
going to kill Richardson
insanity

"9
Twelve
Marshall P
Jones that
going to kill Richardson
Insanity

"10
Nine
lurking about Richardson's home in New Jersey, and said
going to kill Richardson
Insanity

"11
Seven
he showed
pistol to Seth Brown and said that that was for Richardson
Brown testified that
it seemed plain that something
matter with McFarland, for he crossed the street diagonally nine times in fifty yards, apparently without any settled reason for
, and finally fell
gutter and went to sleep
He remarked
that McFarland acted strange--believed
insane
Upon hearing Brown's evidence, John W
Galen, M
D
, affirmed at once that McFarland was insane

"12
Five
, McFarland showed his customary pistol,
customary way,
bed-fellow, Charles
. Dana, and told him
going to kill Richardson the first time an opportunity offered
Evidence of insanity

"13
Five months and two
McFarland asked John Morgan the time of day, and turned and walked rapidly away without waiting for an answer
Almost indubitable evidence of insanity
And--
"14
remarkable that exactly one week
circumstance, the prisoner, Daniel McFarland, confronted Albert D
Richardson suddenly and without warning, and shot him dead
manifest insanity
Everything
prisoner goes to show that if he
sane
,
shot his victim from behind

"15
an absolutely overwhelming mass of testimony to show that an hour
shooting, McFarland was ANXIOUS AND UNEASY,
five minutes after it
EXCITED
Thus the accumulating conjectures and evidences of insanity culminate
sublime and unimpeachable proof of it
Therefore--
"Your Honor and Gentlemen--We the jury pronounce the said Daniel McFarland INNOCENT OF MURDER, BUT CALAMITOUSLY INSANE
"
The scene that ensued almost defies description
Hats, handkerchiefs and bonnets were frantically waved above the massed heads
courtroom, and three tremendous cheers and
tiger told where the sympathies
court and people were
Then
hundred pursed lips were advanced to kiss the liberated prisoner, and many
hand thrust out
him
congratulatory shake--but presto ! with
maniac's own quickness and
maniac's own fury the lunatic assassin of Richardson fell upon his friends with teeth and nails, boots and office furniture,
amazing rapidity
he broke heads and limbs, and rent and sundered bodies, till nearly
hundred citizens were reduced to mere quivering heaps of fleshy odds and ends and crimson rags, was like nothing
world but the exultant frenzy of
plunging, tearing, roaring devil of
steam machine when it snatches
human being and spins him and whirls him till he shreds away to nothingness like
"Four o'clock"
breath of
child

The destruction was awful
said that
space of eight minutes McFarland killed and crippled some six score persons and tore down
large portion
City Hall building, carrying away and casting into Broadway six or seven marble columns fifty-four feet long and weighing nearly two tons each
But
finally captured and sent in chains
lunatic asylum for life

(By late telegrams it appears
mistake
--Editor Express
)
But the really curious part
whole matter is yet
told
is, that McFarland's most intimate friends believe
very
ever occurred to him
insanity plea was not
mere politic pretense, was
verdict came in
startling thought burst upon him then, that if twelve good and true men, able to comprehend all the baseness of perjury, proclaimed under oath that
lunatic,
no gainsaying such evidence
he UNQUESTIONABLY WAS INSANE !
Possibly that was really the way of it
dreadful
that maybe the most awful calamity
befall
man, namely, loss of reason, was precipitated
poor prisoner's head by
jury that
hanged him instead, and so done him
mercy
country
service

POSTSCRIPT-LATER
May 11--
expect anybody
so astounding
thing, and yet
solemn truth that instead of instantly sending the dangerous lunatic
insane asylum (which I naturally supposed
do, and so I prematurely said they had) the court has actually SET HIM AT LIBERTY
Comment is unnecessary
M
T
