THE PATCHWORK GIRL OF OZ
by L
FRANK BAUM
Affectionately Dedicated to my young friend Sumner Hamilton Britton of Chicago
Prologue
kindness of Dorothy Gale of Kansas, afterward Princess Dorothy of Oz, an humble writer
United States of America was once appointed Royal Historian of Oz,
privilege of writing the chronicle
wonderful fairyland
But after making six books
adventures
interesting but queer people who live
Land of Oz, the Historian learned with sorrow that by an edict
Supreme Ruler, Ozma of Oz, her country would thereafter be rendered invisible to all who lived outside its borders
all communication with Oz would,
, be cut off

The children who had learned to look
books about Oz and who loved the stories
gay and happy people inhabiting that favored country, were as sorry as their Historian that there
no more books of Oz stories
They wrote many letters asking
Historian
know of some adventures to write
had happened
Land of Oz was shut out from all the rest
world
But
know of any
Finally
children inquired why we couldn't hear from Princess Dorothy by wireless telegraph, which would enable her to communicate
Historian whatever happened
far-off Land of Oz without his seeing her, or even knowing just where Oz is

That seemed
good idea; so the Historian rigged up
high tower
back yard, and took lessons in wireless telegraphy until he understood it, and then began
"Princess Dorothy of Oz" by sending messages
air

Now, it wasn't likely that Dorothy
looking for wireless messages or would heed the call; but
the Historian was sure of,
the powerful Sorceress, Glinda, would know what
doing
he desired to communicate with Dorothy
For Glinda has
big book in
recorded every event that takes place anywhere
, just the moment
happens, and so
the book would tell her
wireless message

way Dorothy heard
Historian wanted
with her, and
Shaggy Man
Land of Oz who knew how to telegraph
wireless reply
The result
the Historian begged so hard
told the latest news of Oz,
write it down
children to read, that Dorothy asked permission of Ozma and Ozma graciously consented

why, after two long years of waiting, another Oz story is now presented
children of America
This
possible
some clever man invented the "wireless" and an equally clever child suggested the idea of reaching the mysterious Land of Oz by its means

L
Frank Baum

"OZCOT" at Hollywood in California
LIST OF CHAPTERS
1 - Ojo and Unc Nunkie
2 - The Crooked Magician
3 - The Patchwork Girl
4 - The Glass Cat
5 -
Terrible Accident
6 - The Journey
7 - The Troublesome Phonograph
8 - The Foolish Owl
Wise Donkey
9 - They Meet the Woozy
10 - Shaggy Man
Rescue
11 -
Good Friend
12 - The Giant Porcupine
13 - Scraps
Scarecrow
14 - Ojo Breaks the Law
15 - Ozma's Prisoner
16 - Princess Dorothy
17 - Ozma and Her Friends
18 - Ojo is Forgiven
19 - Trouble
Tottenhots
20 - The Captive Yoop
21 - Hip Hopper the Champion
22 - The Joking Horners
23 - Peace is Declared
24 - Ojo Finds the Dark Well
25 - They Bribe the Lazy Quadling
26 - The Trick River
27 - The Tin Woodman Objects
28 - The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
The Patchwork Girl of Oz
Chapter One
Ojo and Unc Nunkie
"Where's the butter, Unc Nunkie ? " asked Ojo

Unc looked
window and stroked his long beard
Then he turned
Munchkin boy and shook his head

"Isn't," said he

"Isn't any butter ? That's too bad, Unc
Where's the jam then ? " inquired Ojo, standing on
stool so
look through all the shelves
cupboard
But Unc Nunkie shook his head again

"Gone,"

"No jam, either ? And no cake--no jelly--no apples--nothing but bread ? "
"All," said Unc, again stroking his beard as he gazed
window

The little boy brought the stool and sat beside his uncle, munching the dry bread slowly and seeming in deep thought

"Nothing grows
yard but the bread tree," he mused, "and
only two more loaves
tree;
're not ripe yet
Tell me, Unc; why are we so poor ? "
The old Munchkin turned and looked at Ojo
He had kindly eyes, but he hadn't smiled or laughed in
boy had forgotten that Unc Nunkie could look
way than solemn
And Unc never spoke any more words than
obliged to, so his little nephew, who lived alone
, had learned to understand
great deal from one word

"Why are we so poor, Unc ? " repeated the boy

"Not," said the old Munchkin

"
," declared Ojo
"What have we got ? "
"House," said Unc Nunkie

"
; but everyone
Land of Oz has
place to live
What else, Unc ? "
"Bread
"
"I'm eating the last loaf that's ripe
There; I've put aside your share, Unc
It's
table, so
eat it
get hungry
But
is gone, what shall we eat, Unc ? "
The old man shifted
chair but merely shook his head

"
," said Ojo, who was obliged
because his uncle
, "no one starves
Land of Oz, either
plenty for everyone,
; only,
isn't just where you happen
,
go where
"
The aged Munchkin wriggled again and stared at his small nephew
disturbed by his argument

"By to-morrow morning," the boy went on, "
go where
something to eat, or
grow very hungry and become very unhappy
"
"Where ? " asked Unc

"Where shall we go ? I don't know, I'm sure," replied Ojo
"But
know, Unc
traveled, in your time, because you're so old
I don't remember it, because
remember anything we've lived right here
lonesome, round house, with
little garden back of it
thick woods all around
All I've ever seen
great Land of Oz, Unc dear,
view
mountain over
south, where they say the Hammerheads live--who won't let anybody go
--
mountain
north, where they say nobody lives
"
"One," declared Unc, correcting him

"Oh, yes; one family lives there, I've heard
That's the Crooked Magician,
named Dr
Pipt,
wife Margolotte
One year you told me
;
it took you
whole year, Unc,
as I've just said
Crooked Magician
wife
They live high up
mountain,
good Munchkin Country, where the fruits and flowers grow, is just the other side
It's funny you and
live here all alone,
middle
forest, isn't it ? "
"Yes," said Unc

"Then let's go away and visit the Munchkin Country and its jolly, good-natured people
I'd love
sight of something besides woods, Unc Nunkie
"
"Too little," said Unc

"Why, I'm not so little as I used
," answered the boy earnestly
"
walk as far and as fast
woods
, Unc
And now that nothing grows
back yard
good to eat,
go where
food
"
Unc Nunkie made no reply for
time
Then he shut down the window and turned his chair
the room,
sun was sinking behind the tree-tops and
growing cool

By and by Ojo lighted the fire
logs blazed freely
broad fireplace
The two sat
firelight
--the old, white- bearded Munchkin
little boy
Both were thinking
When it grew quite dark outside, Ojo said:
"Eat your bread, Unc, and then
go to bed
"
But Unc Nunkie
eat the bread; neither did he go directly to bed
Long after his little nephew was sound asleep
corner
room the old man sat
fire, thinking

Chapter Two
The Crooked Magician
Just at dawn next morning Unc Nunkie laid his hand tenderly on Ojo's head and awakened him

"Come,"

Ojo dressed
He wore blue silk stockings, blue knee pants with gold buckles,
blue ruffled waist and
jacket of bright blue braided with gold
His shoes were of blue leather and turned up
toes, which were pointed
His hat had
peaked crown and
flat brim, and around the brim was
row of tiny golden bells that tinkled when he moved
the native costume
who inhabited the Munchkin Country
Land of Oz, so Unc Nunkie's dress was much like that
nephew
Instead of shoes, the old man wore boots with turnover tops
blue coat had wide cuffs of gold braid

The boy noticed that his uncle
eaten the bread, and supposed the old man
hungry
Ojo was hungry, though; so he divided the piece of bread
table and ate his half for breakfast, washing it down with fresh, cool water
brook
Unc put the other piece of bread
jacket pocket, after which he again said, as he walked out
doorway: "Come
"
Ojo was well pleased
dreadfully tired of living all alone
woods and wanted to travel
people
he had wished to explore the beautiful Land of Oz
they lived
were outside, Unc simply latched the door and started up the path
No one would disturb their little house, even if anyone came
thick forest while they were gone

foot
mountain that separated the Country
Munchkins
Country
Gillikins, the path divided
led
left
other
right--straight up the mountain
Unc Nunkie took this right-hand path and Ojo followed without asking why
it would take them
house
Crooked Magician, whom he had never seen but who was their nearest neighbor

All the morning they trudged up the mountain path and at noon Unc and Ojo sat on
fallen tree-trunk and ate the last
bread which the old Munchkin had placed
pocket
Then they started on again and two hours later came in sight
house of Dr
Pipt

big house, round, as were all the Munchkin houses, and painted blue,
the distinctive color
Munchkin Country of Oz
pretty garden around the house, where blue trees and blue flowers grew in abundance and in one place were beds of blue cabbages, blue carrots and blue lettuce, all