joke at all--it's true, don't
? " "True that
less understanding ? " asked the Champion

"Yes; it's true because you don't understand such
poor joke; if
, you'd be no wiser than
"
"Ah, yes;
," they answered, looking very wise

"So I'll tell you what
," continued Dorothy
"Laugh at their poor joke and tell 'em it's pretty good for
Horner
Then they won't dare say
less understanding, because you understand
do
"
The Hoppers looked at one another questioningly and blinked their eyes and tried
what it all meant; but they couldn't figure it out

"What
, Champion ? " asked

"
dangerous
thing any more than
help," he replied
"
do
girl says and laugh
Horners, so as
them believe we see the joke
Then
peace again and no need to fight
"
They readily agreed
and returned
fence laughing as loud and as hard as
, although they didn't feel like laughing
bit
The Horners were much surprised

"That's
fine joke--for
Horner--and
much pleased with it," said the Champion, speaking
pickets
"But please don't
again
"
"I won't," promised Diksey
"If
of another such joke I'll try to forget it
"
"Good ! " cried the Chief Horner
"The war is over and peace is declared
"
much joyful shouting on both sides
fence
gate was unlocked and thrown wide open,
Scraps was able to rejoin her friends

"What
Scarecrow ? " she asked Dorothy

"
get him down, somehow or other,"
reply

"Perhaps the Horners can find
way," suggested Ojo
So they all went
gate and Dorothy asked the Chief Horner how
get the Scarecrow off the fence
The Chief didn't know how, but Diksey said:
"A ladder's the thing
"
"
one ? " asked Dorothy

"
We use ladders
mines," said he
Then he ran away
the ladder, and while
gone the Horners gathered around and welcomed the strangers
country, for through them
great war
avoided

In
little while Diksey came back with
tall ladder which he placed against the fence
Ojo at once climbed
top
ladder and Dorothy went about halfway up and Scraps stood
foot of it
Toto ran around it and barked
Then Ojo pulled the Scarecrow away
picket and passed him down to Dorothy, who in turn lowered him
Patchwork Girl

feet and standing on solid ground the Scarecrow said:
"Much obliged
much better
I'm not stuck
picket any more
"
The Horners began to laugh, thinking
joke, but the Scarecrow shook himself and patted his straw
little and said to Dorothy: "
much of
hole in my back ? "
The little girl examined him carefully

"There's quite
hole," she said
"But I've got
needle and thread
knapsack and I'll sew you up again
"
"
," he begged earnestly, and again the Hoppers laughed,
Scarecrow's great annoyance

While Dorothy was sewing up the hole
straw man's back Scraps examined the other parts of him

"One
legs is ripped, too ! " she exclaimed

"Oho ! " cried little Diksey; "that's bad
Give him the needle and thread and let him mend his ways
"
"Ha, ha, ha ! " laughed the Chief,
other Horners at once roared with laughter

"What's funny ? " inquired the Scarecrow sternly

"Don't
? " asked Diksey, who had laughed even harder
others
"That's
joke
It's by odds the best joke I ever made
You walk with your legs, and
's the way you walk, and your legs are the ways
See ? So,
mend your legs, you mend your ways
Ho, ho, ho ! hee, hee ! I'd no idea
make such
fine joke ! "
"Just wonderful ! " echoed the Chief
"How
manage
, Diksey ? "
"I don't know," said Diksey modestly
"Perhaps it's the radium, but I rather think it's my splendid intellect
"
"
don't quit it," the Scarecrow told him, "there'll be
worse war
one you've escaped from
"
Ojo
deep in thought, and now he asked the Chief: "
dark well in any part of your country ? "
"A dark well ? None that ever I heard of,"
answer

"Oh, yes," said Diksey, who overheard the boy's question
"There's
very dark well down in my radium mine
"
"
any water
? " Ojo eagerly asked

"Can't say; I've never looked
But
find out
"
So,
Scarecrow was mended, they decided
with Diksey
mine
When Dorothy had patted the straw man into shape again he declared
as good as new and equal to further adventures

"Still," said he, "I prefer not
picket duty again
High life doesn't seem to agree with my constitution
" And then they hurried away to escape the laughter
Horners, who thought
another joke

Chapter Twenty-Four
Ojo Finds the Dark Well
They now followed Diksey
farther end
great cave, beyond the Horner city, where there were several round, dark holes leading
ground in
slanting direction
Diksey went to
holes and said:
"
mine
lies the dark well
seeking
Follow me and step carefully and I'll lead you
place
"
He went in first and after him came Ojo, and then Dorothy,
Scarecrow behind her
The Patchwork Girl entered last of all, for Toto kept close beside his little mistress

few steps beyond the mouth
opening
pitch dark
"You won't lose your way, though," said the Horner, "for there's
way
The mine's mine and
every step
way
How's that for
joke, eh ? The mine's mine
" Then he chuckled gleefully
followed him silently down the steep slant
The hole was just big enough to permit them to walk upright, although the Scarecrow, being much the taller
party, often had to bend his head
from hitting the top

The floor
tunnel was difficult to walk upon because it
worn smooth as glass, and pretty soon Scraps, who was some distance behind the others, slipped and fell head foremost
At once she began to slide downward, so swiftly that when she came
Scarecrow she knocked him off his feet and sent him tumbling against Dorothy, who tripped up Ojo
The boy fell against the Horner,
all went tumbling down the slide in
regular mix-up, unable
where they were going because
darkness

Fortunately,
reached the bottom the Scarecrow and Scraps were in front,
others bumped against them,
no one was hurt
They found themselves in
vast cave
dimly lighted
tiny grains of radium that lay scattered
loose rocks

"Now," said Diksey,
had all regained their feet, "
show you where the dark well is
big place, but
hold fast to
we won't get lost
"
They took hold of hands
Horner led them into
dark corner, where he halted

"Be careful," said he warningly
"The well is at your feet
"
"All right," replied Ojo, and kneeling down
well
hand and found
contained
quantity of water
"Where's the gold flask, Dorothy ? " he asked,
little girl handed him the flask, which she had brought with her

Ojo knelt again and by feeling carefully
dark managed
the flask
unseen water that was
well
Then he screwed the top
flask firmly in place and put the precious water
pocket

"All right ! "
again, in
glad voice; "now
go back
"
They returned
mouth
tunnel and began to creep cautiously up the incline
they made Scraps stay behind, for fear
slip again; but they all managed
up in safety
Munchkin boy was very happy when he stood
Horner city and realized
water
dark well, which he
friends had traveled
to secure, was safe
jacket pocket

Chapter Twenty-Five
They Bribe the Lazy Quadling
"Now," said Dorothy,
stood
mountain path, having left behind them the cave
dwelt the Hoppers
Horners, "
find
road
Country
Winkies, for
where Ojo wants
next
"
"
such
road ? " asked the Scarecrow

"I don't know," she replied
"I s'pose
go back the way we came, to Jack Pumpkinhead's house, and then turn
Winkie Country; but that seems like running 'round
haystack, doesn't it ? "
"Yes," said the Scarecrow
"
the next thing Ojo must get ? "
"A yellow butterfly," answered the boy

"That means the Winkie Country, all right,
's the yellow country of Oz," remarked Dorothy
"
, Scarecrow, we ought
him
Tin Woodman, for he's the Emp'ror
Winkies and will
what Ojo wants
"
"