Oz 07: The Patchwork Girl of Oz by L. Frank Baum
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ajoke at all--it's true, don't you_see ? "

"True that we_have less understanding ? " asked the Champion .

"Yes; it's true because you don't understand such apoor joke; if you_did, you'd be no wiser than they_are ."

"Ah, yes; of_course," they answered, looking very wise .

"So I'll tell you what to_do," continued Dorothy ."Laugh at their poor joke and tell 'em it's pretty good for aHorner .Then they won't dare say you_have less understanding, because you understand as_much as_they do ."

The Hoppers looked at one another questioningly and blinked their eyes and tried to_think what it all meant; but they couldn't figure it out .

"What do_you_think, Champion ? " asked one_of_them .

" i_think it_is dangerous to_think of_this thing any more than we_can help," he replied ." let_us do as_this girl says and laugh with_the Horners, so as to_make them believe we see the joke .Then there_will_be peace again and no need to fight ."

They readily agreed to_this and returned to_the fence laughing as loud and as hard as they_could, although they didn't feel like laughing abit .The Horners were much surprised .

"That's afine joke--for aHorner--and we_are much pleased with it," said the Champion, speaking between_the pickets ."But please don't do_it again ."

"I won't," promised Diksey ."If i_think of another such joke I'll try to forget it ."

"Good ! " cried the Chief Horner ."The war is over and peace is declared ."

there_was much joyful shouting on both sides of_the fence and_the gate was unlocked and thrown wide open, so_that Scraps was able to rejoin her friends .

"What about_the Scarecrow ? " she asked Dorothy .

" we_must get him down, somehow or other," was_the reply .

"Perhaps the Horners can find away," suggested Ojo .So they all went through_the gate and Dorothy asked the Chief Horner how they_could get the Scarecrow off the fence .The Chief didn't know how, but Diksey said:

"A ladder's the thing ."

" have_you one ? " asked Dorothy .

" to_be_sure .We use ladders in_our mines," said he .Then he ran away to_get the ladder, and while he_was gone the Horners gathered around and welcomed the strangers to_their country, for through them agreat war had_been avoided .

In alittle while Diksey came back with atall ladder which he placed against the fence .Ojo at once climbed to_the top of_the ladder and Dorothy went about halfway up and Scraps stood at_the foot of it .Toto ran around it and barked .Then Ojo pulled the Scarecrow away from_the picket and passed him down to Dorothy, who in turn lowered him to_the Patchwork Girl .

as_soon_as he_was on_his feet and standing on solid ground the Scarecrow said:

"Much obliged . I_feel much better .I'm not stuck on_that picket any more ."

The Horners began to laugh, thinking this_was ajoke, but the Scarecrow shook himself and patted his straw alittle and said to Dorothy: " is_there much of ahole in my back ? "

The little girl examined him carefully .

"There's quite ahole," she said ."But I've got aneedle and thread in_the knapsack and I'll sew you up again ."

" do_so," he begged earnestly, and again the Hoppers laughed, to_the Scarecrow's great annoyance .

While Dorothy was sewing up the hole in_the straw man's back Scraps examined the other parts of him .

"One of_his legs is ripped, too ! " she exclaimed .

"Oho ! " cried little Diksey; "that's bad .Give him the needle and thread and let him mend his ways ."

"Ha, ha, ha ! " laughed the Chief, and_the other Horners at once roared with laughter .

"What's funny ? " inquired the Scarecrow sternly .

"Don't you_see ? " asked Diksey, who had laughed even harder than_the others ."That's ajoke .It's by odds the best joke I ever made .You walk with your legs, and so_that's the way you walk, and your legs are the ways .See ? So, when_you mend your legs, you mend your ways .Ho, ho, ho ! hee, hee ! I'd no idea I_could make such afine joke ! "

"Just wonderful ! " echoed the Chief ."How do_you manage to_do_it, Diksey ? "

"I don't know," said Diksey modestly ."Perhaps it's the radium, but I rather think it's my splendid intellect ."

" if_you don't quit it," the Scarecrow told him, "there'll be aworse war than_the one you've escaped from ."

Ojo had_been deep in thought, and now he asked the Chief: " is_there adark well in any part of your country ? "

"A dark well ? None that ever I heard of," was_the answer .

"Oh, yes," said Diksey, who overheard the boy's question ."There's avery dark well down in my radium mine ."

" is_there any water in_it ? " Ojo eagerly asked .

"Can't say; I've never looked to_see .But we_can find out ."

So, as_soon_as_the Scarecrow was mended, they decided to_go with Diksey to_the mine .When Dorothy had patted the straw man into shape again he declared he_felt as good as new and equal to further adventures .

"Still," said he, "I prefer not to_do picket duty again .High life doesn't seem to agree with my constitution ." And then they hurried away to escape the laughter of_the Horners, who thought this_was another joke .

Chapter Twenty-Four

Ojo Finds the Dark Well

They now followed Diksey to_the farther end of_the great cave, beyond the Horner city, where there were several round, dark holes leading into_the ground in aslanting direction .Diksey went to one_of_these holes and said:

" here_is_the mine in_which lies the dark well you_are seeking .Follow me and step carefully and I'll lead you to_the place ."

He went in first and after him came Ojo, and then Dorothy, with_the Scarecrow behind her .The Patchwork Girl entered last of all, for Toto kept close beside his little mistress .

afew steps beyond the mouth of_the opening it_was pitch dark ."You won't lose your way, though," said the Horner, "for there's only_one way to_go .The mine's mine and I_know every step of_the way .How's that for ajoke, eh ? The mine's mine ." Then he chuckled gleefully as_they followed him silently down the steep slant .The hole was just big enough to permit them to walk upright, although the Scarecrow, being much the taller of_the party, often had to bend his head to_keep from hitting the top .

The floor of_the tunnel was difficult to walk upon because it had_been worn smooth as glass, and pretty soon Scraps, who was some distance behind the others, slipped and fell head foremost .At once she began to slide downward, so swiftly that when she came to_the Scarecrow she knocked him off his feet and sent him tumbling against Dorothy, who tripped up Ojo .The boy fell against the Horner, so_that all went tumbling down the slide in aregular mix-up, unable to_see where they were going because of_the darkness .

Fortunately, when_they reached the bottom the Scarecrow and Scraps were in front, and_the others bumped against them, so_that no one was hurt .They found themselves in avast cave which_was dimly lighted by_the tiny grains of radium that lay scattered among_the loose rocks .

"Now," said Diksey, when_they had all regained their feet, " i_will show you where the dark well is . this_is abig place, but if_we hold fast to each_other we won't get lost ."

They took hold of hands and_the Horner led them into adark corner, where he halted .

"Be careful," said he warningly ."The well is at your feet ."

"All right," replied Ojo, and kneeling down he_felt in_the well with_his hand and found that_it contained aquantity of water ."Where's the gold flask, Dorothy ? " he asked, and_the little girl handed him the flask, which she had brought with her .

Ojo knelt again and by feeling carefully in_the dark managed to_fill the flask with_the unseen water that was in_the well .Then he screwed the top of_the flask firmly in place and put the precious water in_his pocket .

"All right ! " he_said again, in aglad voice; "now we_can go back ."

They returned to_the mouth of_the tunnel and began to creep cautiously up the incline . this_time they made Scraps stay behind, for fear she_would slip again; but they all managed to_get up in safety and_the Munchkin boy was very happy when he stood in_the Horner city and realized that_the water from_the dark well, which he and_his friends had traveled so_far to secure, was safe in_his jacket pocket .

Chapter Twenty-Five

They Bribe the Lazy Quadling

"Now," said Dorothy, as_they stood on_the mountain path, having left behind them the cave in_which dwelt the Hoppers and_the Horners, " i_think we_must find aroad into_the Country of_the Winkies, for there_is where Ojo wants to_go next ."

" is_there such aroad ? " asked the Scarecrow .

"I don't know," she replied ."I s'pose we_can go back the way we came, to Jack Pumpkinhead's house, and then turn into_the Winkie Country; but that seems like running 'round ahaystack, doesn't it ? "

"Yes," said the Scarecrow ." what_is the next thing Ojo must get ? "

"A yellow butterfly," answered the boy .

"That means the Winkie Country, all right, for_it's the yellow country of Oz," remarked Dorothy ." i_think, Scarecrow, we ought to_take him to_the Tin Woodman, for he's the Emp'ror of_the Winkies and will help_us to_find what Ojo wants ."

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