
This queer wooden horse was
great favorite with Princess Ozma, who had caused the bottoms
legs
shod with plates of gold, so the wood
wear away
Its saddle
of cloth-of-gold richly encrusted with precious gems
It had never worn
bridle

Scarecrow came in sight
party of travelers, he reined
wooden steed and dismounted, greeting the Shaggy Man with
smiling nod
Then he turned to stare
Patchwork Girl in wonder, while she in turn stared at him

"Shags," he whispered, drawing the Shaggy Man aside, "pat me into shape, there's
good fellow ! "
While his friend punched and patted the Scarecrow's body, to smooth out the humps, Scraps turned to Ojo and whispered: "Roll me out, please; I've sagged down dreadfully from walking
and men like
stately figure
"
She then fell
ground
boy rolled her back and forth like
rolling-pin, until the cotton had filled all the spaces in her patchwork covering
body had lengthened to its fullest extent
Scraps
Scarecrow both finished their hasty toilets
same time, and again they faced

"Allow me, Miss Patchwork," said the Shaggy Man, "
my friend, the Right Royal Scarecrow of Oz
Scarecrow,
Miss Scraps Patches; Scraps,
Scarecrow
Scarecrow--Scraps; Scraps--Scarecrow
"
They both bowed with much dignity

"Forgive me for staring so rudely," said the Scarecrow, "but
the most beautiful sight my eyes have ever beheld
"
"
high compliment from one
himself so beautiful," murmured Scraps, casting down her suspender-button eyes by lowering her head
"But, tell me, good sir,
not
trifle lumpy ? "
"Yes,
; that's my straw,
It bunches up, sometimes,
of all my efforts
it even
Doesn't your straw ever bunch ? "
"Oh, I'm stuffed with cotton," said Scraps
"It never bunches, but it's inclined to pack down and make me sag
"
"But cotton is
high-grade stuffing
say
even more stylish, not
aristocratic, than straw," said the Scarecrow politely
"Still,
but proper that one so entrancingly lovely
the best stuffing
going
I-- er--I'm so glad I've met you, Miss Scraps ! Introduce us again, Shaggy
"
"Once is enough," replied the Shaggy Man, laughing at his friend's enthusiasm

"Then tell me where you found her, and--Dear me, what
queer cat !
of--gelatine ? "
"Pure glass," answered the cat, proud
attracted the Scarecrow's attention
"
much more beautiful
Patchwork Girl
I'm transparent, and Scraps isn't; I've pink brains-- you
'em work; and I've
ruby heart, finely polished, while Scraps hasn't any heart at all
"
"No more have I," said the Scarecrow, shaking hands with Scraps,
to congratulate her
fact
"I've
friend, the Tin Woodman, who has
heart, but
I get along pretty well without one
And so--Well, well ! here's
little Munchkin boy, too
Shake hands, my little man
How
? "
Ojo placed his hand
flabby stuffed glove that served the Scarecrow for
hand,
Scarecrow pressed it so cordially
straw
glove crackled

Meantime, the Woozy had approached the Sawhorse and begun to sniff at it
The Sawhorse resented this familiarity and with
sudden kick pounded the Woozy squarely on its head with one gold-shod foot

"Take that, you monster ! " it cried angrily

The Woozy never even winked

"
,"
; "I'll take anything
to
But don't make me angry, you wooden beast, or my eyes will flash fire and burn you up
"
The Sawhorse rolled its knot eyes wickedly and kicked again, but the Woozy trotted away and said
Scarecrow:
"What
sweet disposition that creature has ! I advise you to chop it up for kindling-wood and use me to ride upon
My back is flat and
't fall off
"
"
the trouble
you haven't been properly introduced," said the Scarecrow, regarding the Woozy with much wonder, for he had never seen such
queer animal before

"The Sawhorse
favorite steed of Princess Ozma, the Ruler
Land of Oz, and he lives in
stable decorated with pearls and emeralds,
rear
royal palace
swift
wind, untiring,
kind
friends
All the people of Oz respect the Sawhorse highly, and when I visit Ozma she sometimes allows me to ride him--as
doing to-day
Now
what an important personage the Sawhorse is, and if some one--perhaps yourself--will tell me
, your rank and station, and your history,
pleasure to relate them
Sawhorse
lead to mutual respect and friendship
"
The Woozy was somewhat abashed
speech and
know how to reply
But Ojo said:
"This square beast is called the Woozy, and he isn't of much importance except that he has three hairs growing
tip
tail
"
The Scarecrow looked and saw
was true

"But," said he, in
puzzled way, "what makes those three hairs important ? The Shaggy Man has thousands of hairs, but no one has ever accused him of being important
"
So Ojo related the sad story of Unc Nunkie's transformation into
marble statue, and told how he had set out
the things the Crooked Magician wanted,
charm
restore his uncle to life
requirements was three hairs from
Woozy's tail, but not being able to pull out the hairs they
obliged to
Woozy

The Scarecrow looked grave as he listened and he shook his head
,
in disapproval

"
see Ozma about
,"
"That Crooked Magician is breaking the Law by practicing magic without
license, and I'm not sure Ozma will allow him to restore your uncle to life
"
"Already
warned the boy
," declared the Shaggy Man

Ojo began to cry
"
my Unc Nunkie ! " he exclaimed
"
how
restored to life, and I'm going
--Ozma or no Ozma ! What right
girl Ruler
my Unc Nunkie
statue forever ? "
"Don't worry
just now," advised the Scarecrow
"Go on
Emerald City, and
reach it have the Shaggy Man take you
Dorothy
Tell her your story and I'm sure she will
Dorothy is Ozma's best friend, and
win her to your side your uncle is pretty safe to live again
" Then he turned
Woozy and said: "I'm afraid
important enough
introduced
Sawhorse, after all
"
"I'm
better beast than
," retorted the Woozy, indignantly
"My eyes can flash fire,
can't
"
"
true ? " inquired the Scarecrow, turning
Munchkin boy

"Yes," said Ojo, and told how the Woozy had set fire
fence

"
accomplishments ? " asked the Scarecrow

"
most terrible growl--
, sometimes," said the Woozy, as Scraps laughed merrily
Shaggy Man smiled
But the Patchwork Girl's laugh made the Scarecrow forget all
Woozy
to her:
"What an admirable young lady
, and what jolly good company !
better acquainted, for never before have I met
girl
exquisite coloring or such natural, artless manners
"
"No wonder they call you the Wise Scarecrow," replied Scraps

"
arrive
Emerald City
you again," continued the Scarecrow
"Just now
going
upon an old friend--an ordinary young lady named Jinjur--who has promised to repaint my left ear
noticed
paint on my left ear has peeled off and faded, which affects my hearing
side
Jinjur always fixes me up when I get weather- worn
"
"When
expect to return
Emerald City ? " asked the Shaggy Man

"I'll be there this evening, for I'm anxious
long talk with Miss Scraps
How
, Sawhorse;
equal to
swift run ? "
"Anything that suits you suits me," returned the wooden horse

So the Scarecrow mounted
jeweled saddle and waved his hat,
Sawhorse darted away so swiftly
were out of sight in an instant

Chapter Fourteen
Ojo Breaks the Law
"What
queer man," remarked the Munchkin boy,
party had resumed its journey

"And so nice and polite," added Scraps, bobbing her head
"
he
handsomest man I've seen since
to life
"
"Handsome is as handsome does," quoted the Shaggy Man; "but
admit that no living scarecrow is handsomer
The chief merit
friend
great thinker, and in Oz
considered good policy
his advice
"
"I didn't notice any brains
head," observed the Glass Cat

"
't see 'em work, but they're there, all right," declared the Shaggy Man
"I hadn't much confidence
brains myself, when first
to Oz, for
humbug Wizard gave them to him; but
soon convinced
Scarecrow is really wise; and, unless his brains make him so, such wisdom is unaccountable
"
"
Wizard of Oz
humbug ? " asked Ojo

"Not now
once, but he has reformed and now assists Glinda the Good,
the Royal Sorceress of Oz
licensed to practice magic or sorcery
Glinda has taught our old Wizard
clever things, so
no longer
humbug
"
They walked
little while in silence and then Ojo said:
"If Ozma forbids the Crooked Magician to restore Unc Nunkie to life, what shall
? "
The Shaggy Man shook his head

"
case
't do anything,"
"But don't be discouraged yet
go to Princess Dorothy and tell her your troubles, and then
let her talk to Ozma
Dorothy
kindest little heart