Oz 07: The Patchwork Girl of Oz by L. Frank Baum
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" it_will carry us back to where we started from," predicted Ojo, beginning to_be nervous .

"No," replied the Shaggy Man; "it won't do_that, for I_know atrick to beat this tricky road .I've traveled this_way before, you_know .Turn around, all of you, and walk backward ."

"What good will that_do ? " asked the cat .

"You'll find out, if_you obey me," said the Shaggy Man .

So they all turned their backs to_the direction in_which they wished to_go and began walking backward .In an instant Ojo noticed they were gaining ground and as_they proceeded in_this curious way they soon passed the tree which had first attracted his attention to_their difficulty .

"How long must we keep this up, Shags ? " asked Scraps, who was constantly tripping and tumbling down, only to_get up again with alaugh at her mishap .

"Just alittle way farther," replied the Shaggy Man .

a few_minutes later he_called to_them to_turn about quickly and step forward, and as_they obeyed the order they found themselves treading solid ground .

"That task is well over," observed the Shaggy Man ."It's alittle tiresome to walk backward, but that_is_the only way to_pass this part of_the road, which_has atrick of sliding back and carrying with it anyone who_is walking upon it ."

With new courage and energy they now trudged forward and after atime came to aplace where the road cut through alow hill, leaving high banks on either side of it .They were traveling along_this cut, talking together, when_the Shaggy Man seized Scraps with one arm and Ojo with another and shouted: "Stop ! "

"What's wrong now ? " asked the Patchwork Girl .

"See there ! " answered the Shaggy Man, pointing with_his finger .

Directly in_the center of_the road lay amotionless object that bristled all over with sharp quills, which resembled arrows .The body was as big as aten-bushel-basket, but the projecting quills made it appear to_be four times bigger .

"Well, what of it ? " asked Scraps .

" that_is Chiss, who causes alot of trouble along_this road," was_the reply .

"Chiss ! what_is Chiss ?

" i_think it_is merely an overgrown porcupine, but here in Oz they consider Chiss an evil spirit .He's different from areg'lar porcupine, because he_can throw his quills in any direction, which an American porcupine cannot do .That's what makes old Chiss so dangerous . if_we get too near, he'll fire those quills at us and hurt us badly ."

"Then we_will_be foolish to_get too near," said Scraps .

"I'm not afraid," declared the Woozy ."The Chiss is cowardly, I'm sure, and if_it ever heard my awful, terrible, frightful growl, it would_be scared stiff ."

"Oh; can_you growl ? " asked the Shaggy Man .

" that_is_the only ferocious thing about me," asserted the Woozy with evident pride ."My growl makes an earthquake blush and_the thunder ashamed of itself .If I growled at_that creature you call Chiss, it would immediately think the world had cracked in two and bumped against the sun and moon, and that_would cause the monster to run as far and as fast as its legs could carry it ."

" in_that case," said the Shaggy Man, " you_are now able to_do us all agreat favor .Please growl ."

"But you forget," returned the Woozy; "my tremendous growl would also frighten you, and if_you happen to_have heart disease you_might expire ."

"True; but we_must take that risk," decided the Shaggy Man, bravely ."Being warned of what_is to occur we_must try to bear the terrific noise of your growl; but Chiss won't expect it, and it_will scare him away ."

The Woozy hesitated .

"I'm fond of you all, and I hate to shock you," it said .

"Never mind," said Ojo .

" you_may_be made deaf ."

" if_so, we_will forgive you ."

" very_well, then," said the Woozy in adetermined voice, and advanced afew steps toward the giant porcupine .Pausing to look back, it asked: "All ready ? "

"All ready ! " they answered .

"Then cover up your ears and brace yourselves firmly .Now, then--look out ! "

The Woozy turned toward Chiss, opened wide its mouth and said:

"Quee-ee-ee-eek ."

"Go ahead and growl," said Scraps .

"Why, I-- I_did growl ! " retorted the Woozy, who seemed much astonished .

"What, that little squeak ? " she cried .

" it_is_the most awful growl that ever was heard, on land or sea, in caverns or in_the sky," protested the Woozy ."I wonder you stood the shock so_well .Didn't you feel the ground tremble ? I suppose Chiss is now quite dead with fright ."

The Shaggy Man laughed merrily .

"Poor Wooz ! " said he; "your growl wouldn't scare afly ."

The Woozy seemed to_be humiliated and surprised .It hung its head amoment, as_if in shame or sorrow, but then it said with renewed confidence: "Anyhow, my eyes can flash fire; and good fire, too; good enough to set fire to afence ! "

" that_is true," declared Scraps; " I_saw it done myself .But your ferocious growl isn't as loud as_the tick of abeetle--or one of Ojo's snores when he's fast asleep ."

"Perhaps," said the Woozy, humbly, " I_have_been mistaken about_my growl .It has always sounded very fearful to_me, but that_may have_been because it_was so close to my ears ."

"Never mind," Ojo said soothingly; " it_is agreat talent to_be_able to flash fire from your eyes .No one else can do_that ."

as_they stood hesitating what to_do Chiss stirred and suddenly ashower of quills came flying toward them, almost filling the air, they were so_many .Scraps realized in an instant that_they had gone too near to Chiss for safety, so she sprang in front of Ojo and shielded him from_the darts, which stuck their points into her own body until she resembled one of_those targets they shoot arrows at in archery games .The Shaggy Man dropped flat on_his face to avoid the shower, but one quill struck him in_the leg and went far in .As for_the Glass Cat, the quills rattled off her body without making even ascratch, and_the skin of_the Woozy was so thick and tough that he_was not hurt at all .

when_the attack was over they all ran to_the Shaggy Man, who was moaning and groaning, and Scraps promptly pulled the quill out of_his leg .Then up he jumped and ran over to Chiss, putting his foot on_the monster's neck and holding it aprisoner .The body of_the great porcupine was now as smooth as leather, except for_the holes where the quills had_been, for_it had shot every single quill in_that one wicked shower .

"Let me go ! " it shouted angrily ."How dare you put your foot on Chiss ? "

"I'm going to_do worse than that, old boy," replied the Shaggy Man ." you_have annoyed travelers on_this road long enough, and now I_shall put an end to_you ."

" you_can't ! " returned Chiss ."Nothing can kill me, as_you_know perfectly well ."

"Perhaps that_is true," said the Shaggy Man in atone of disappointment ."Seems to_me I've been told before_that you_can't be killed .But if I let you go, what_will you_do ? "

"Pick up my quills again," said Chiss in asulky voice .

"And then shoot them at more travelers ? No; that won't do . you_must promise me to stop throwing quills at people ."

"I won't promise anything of_the sort," declared Chiss .

" why_not ? "

"Because it_is my nature to throw quills, and every animal must do what Nature intends it to_do .It isn't fair for_you to blame me . if_it were wrong for_me to throw quills, then I wouldn't be made with quills to throw .The proper thing for_you to_do is to_keep out of_my way ."

"Why, there's some sense in_that argument," admitted the Shaggy Man, thoughtfully; "but people who_are strangers, and don't know you_are here, won't be_able to_keep out of your way ."

"Tell you what," said Scraps, who was trying to pull the quills out of her own body, "let's gather up all the quills and take them away with_us; then old Chiss won't have any left to throw at people ."

"Ah, that's aclever idea .You and Ojo must gather up the quills while I hold Chiss aprisoner; for, if I let him go, he_will get some of_his quills and be_able to throw them again ."

So Scraps and Ojo picked up all the quills and tied them in abundle so they_might easily be carried . after_this the Shaggy Man released Chiss and let him go, knowing that he_was harmless to injure anyone .

"It's the meanest trick I ever heard of," muttered the porcupine gloomily ."How would you like it, Shaggy Man, if i_took all your shags away from_you ? "

"If I threw my shags and hurt people, you_would_be welcome to capture them," was_the reply .

Then they walked on and left Chiss standing in_the road sullen and disconsolate .The Shaggy Man limped as he walked, for_his wound still hurt him, and Scraps was much annoyed because the quills had left anumber of small holes in her patches .

when_they came to aflat stone by_the roadside the Shaggy Man sat down to rest, and then Ojo opened his basket and took out the bundle of charms the Crooked Magician had given him .

" I_am Ojo the Unlucky," he_said, "or we_would never have met that dreadful porcupine .But i_will_see if I_can find anything among_these charms which will cure your leg ."

Soon he discovered that one_of_the charms was labelled: "For flesh wounds," and this the boy separated from_the others . it_was only abit of dried root, taken from some unknown shrub, but the boy rubbed it upon_the wound made by_the quill and in a few_moments the place was healed entirely and_the Shaggy Man's leg was as good as ever .

"Rub it on_the holes in my patches," suggested Scraps, and Ojo tried it, but without any effect .

"The charm you_need is aneedle and thread," said the Shaggy Man ."But do_not worry, my dear; those holes do_not look badly, at all ."

"They'll let in_the air, and I don't want people to_think I'm airy, or that I've been stuck up," said the Patchwork Girl .

"You were certainly stuck up until we pulled out those quills," observed Ojo, with


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