Oz 07: The Patchwork Girl of Oz by L. Frank Baum
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.So he sat down again and wiped his shaggy face with ashaggy silk handkerchief and said:

"It doesn't matter . if_you_can keep the Woozy until you get the rest of_the things you_need, you_can take_the beast and_his three hairs to_the Crooked Magician and let him find away to extract 'em . what_are the other things you_are to_find ? "

"One," said Ojo, "is asix-leaved clover ."

"You ought to_find that in_the fields around the Emerald City," said the Shaggy Man ." there_is aLaw against picking six-leaved clovers, but i_think I_can get Ozma to let you_have one ."

" thank_you," replied Ojo ."The next thing is_the left wing of ayellow butterfly ."

" for_that you_must go to_the Winkie Country," the Shaggy Man declared ."I've never noticed any butterflies there, but that_is_the yellow country of Oz and it's ruled by agood friend of_mine, the Tin Woodman ."

"Oh, I've heard of him ! " exclaimed Ojo ." he_must_be awonderful man ."

"So he_is, and_his heart is wonderfully kind .I'm sure the Tin Woodman will do all in_his power to help_you to save your Unc Nunkie and poor Margolotte ."

"The next thing I_must find," said the Munchkin boy, "is agill of water from adark well ."

"Indeed ! Well, that_is more difficult," said the Shaggy Man, scratching his left ear in apuzzled way ."I've never heard of adark well; have_you ? "

"No," said Ojo .

" do_you_know where one may_be found ? " inquired the Shaggy Man .

" I_can't imagine," said Ojo .

"Then we_must ask_the Scarecrow ."

"The Scarecrow ! But surely, sir, ascarecrow can't know anything ."

"Most scarecrows don't, I admit," answered the Shaggy Man ."But this Scarecrow of whom I speak is very intelligent .He claims to possess the best brains in all Oz ."

"Better than mine ? " asked Scraps .

"Better than mine ? " echoed the Glass Cat ."Mine are pink, and you can_see 'em work ."

"Well, you_can't see the Scarecrow's brains work, but they_do alot of clever thinking," asserted the Shaggy Man ."If anyone knows where adark well is, it's my friend the Scarecrow ."

"Where does he live ? " inquired Ojo .

"He has asplendid castle in_the Winkie Country, near to_the palace of_his friend the Tin Woodman, and he_is often to_be found in_the Emerald City, where he visits Dorothy at_the royal palace ."

"Then we_will ask him about_the dark well," said Ojo .

"But what else does this Crooked Magician want ? " asked the Shaggy Man .

"A drop of oil from alive man's body ."

"Oh; but there isn't such athing ."

" that_is what i_thought," replied Ojo; "but the Crooked Magician said it wouldn't be called for by_the recipe if_it couldn't be found, and therefore I_must search until I_find it ."

" i_wish you good luck," said the Shaggy Man, shaking his head doubtfully; "but I imagine you'll have ahard job getting adrop of oil from alive man's body .There's blood in abody, but no oil ."

"There's cotton in mine," said Scraps, dancing alittle jig .

"I don't doubt it," returned the Shaggy Man admiringly ."You're aregular comforter and as sweet as patchwork can_be .All you lack is dignity ."

"I hate dignity," cried Scraps, kicking apebble high in_the air and then trying to catch it as it fell ."Half the fools and all the wise folks are dignified, and I'm neither the one nor the other ."

"She's just crazy," explained the Glass Cat .

The Shaggy Man laughed .

"She's delightful, in her way," he_said ."I'm sure Dorothy will_be pleased with her, and_the Scarecrow will dote on her .Did you say you were traveling toward the Emerald City ? "

"Yes," replied Ojo ." i_thought that_the best place to_go, at first, because the six-leaved clover may_be found there ."

"I'll go with_you," said the Shaggy Man, "and show you the way ."

" thank_you," exclaimed Ojo ." I_hope it won't put you out any ."

"No," said the other, "I wasn't going anywhere in_particular .I've been arover all my life, and although Ozma has_given me asuite of beautiful rooms in her palace I still get the wandering fever once in awhile and start out to roam the country over .I've been away from_the Emerald City several weeks, this_time, and now that I've met you and your friends I'm sure it_will interest me to accompany you to_the great city of Oz and introduce you to my friends ."

" that_will_be very nice," said the boy, gratefully .

" I_hope your friends are_not dignified," observed Scraps .

"Some are, and some are_not," he answered; "but I never criticise my friends . if_they_are really true friends, they_may_be anything they like, for all of me ."

"There's some sense in_that," said Scraps, nodding her queer head in approval ."Come on, and let's get to_the Emerald City as_soon_as_possible ." with_this she ran up the path, skipping and dancing, and then turned to await them .

" it_is quite adistance from here to_the Emerald City," remarked the Shaggy Man, "so we_shall_not get there to-day, nor to-morrow .Therefore let_us take_the jaunt in an easy manner .I'm an old traveler and_have found that I never gain anything by being in ahurry .'Take it easy' is my motto . if_you_can't take it easy, take it as easy as_you_can ."

After walking some distance over the road of yellow bricks Ojo said he_was hungry and would stop to eat some bread and cheese .He offered aportion of_the food to_the Shaggy Man, who thanked him but refused it .

"When I start out on my travels," said he, "I carry along enough square meals to last me several weeks .Think I'll indulge in one now, as long as_we're stopping anyway ."

Saying this, he_took abottle from_his pocket and shook from_it atablet about_the size of one of Ojo's finger-nails .

"That," announced the Shaggy Man, "is asquare meal, in condensed form .Invention of_the great Professor Woggle-Bug, of_the Royal College of Athletics .It contains soup, fish, roast meat, salad, apple-dumplings, ice cream and chocolate- drops, all boiled down to_this small size, so it can_be conveniently carried and swallowed when_you_are hungry and need asquare meal ."

"I'm square," said the Woozy ." give_me one, please ."

So the Shaggy Man gave the Woozy atablet from_his bottle and_the beast ate it in atwinkling .

" you_have now had asix course dinner," declared the Shaggy Man .

"Pshaw ! " said the Woozy, ungratefully, " i_want to taste something .There's no fun in_that sort of eating ."

"One should only eat to sustain life," replied the Shaggy Man, " and_that tablet is equal to apeck of other food ."

"I don't care for_it . i_want something I_can chew and taste," grumbled the Woozy .

" you_are quite wrong, my poor beast," said the Shaggy Man in atone of pity ."Think how tired your jaws would get chewing asquare meal like this, if_it were_not condensed to_the size of asmall tablet-- which_you_can swallow in ajiffy ."

"Chewing isn't tiresome; it's fun, maintained the Woozy ."I always chew the honey-bees when I catch them . give_me some bread and cheese, Ojo ."

"No, no ! You've already eaten abig dinner ! " protested the Shaggy Man .

" may_be," answered the Woozy; "but I guess I'll fool myself by munching some bread and cheese . I_may not be hungry, having eaten all those things you_gave me, but I consider this eating business amatter of taste, and I like to realize what's going into me ."

Ojo gave the beast what he_wanted, but the Shaggy Man shook his shaggy head reproachfully and said there_was no animal so obstinate or hard to_convince as aWoozy .

at_this moment apatter of footsteps was heard, and looking up they saw the live phonograph standing before them .It seemed to_have passed through many adventures since Ojo and_his comrades last saw the machine, for_the varnish of_its wooden case was all marred and dented and scratched in away that gave it an aged and disreputable appearance .

"Dear me ! " exclaimed Ojo, staring hard ."What has happened to_you ? "

"Nothing much," replied the phonograph in asad and depressed voice ."I've had enough things thrown at me, since I left you, to stock adepartment store and furnish half adozen bargain-counters ."

" are_you so broken up that you_can't play ? " asked Scraps .

"No; I still am able to grind out delicious music .Just now I've arecord on tap that_is really superb," said the phonograph, growing more cheerful .

" that_is too bad," remarked Ojo ."We've no objection to_you as amachine, you_know; but as amusic-maker we hate you ."

"Then why was I ever invented ? " demanded the machine, in atone of indignant protest .

They looked at one another inquiringly, but no one could answer such apuzzling question .Finally the Shaggy Man said:

"I'd like to hear the phonograph play ."

Ojo sighed ."We've been very happy since we met you, sir,"


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