Oz 07: The Patchwork Girl of Oz by L. Frank Baum
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would_be selfish in me to refuse you ."

" thank_you ! thank_you very_much," cried the boy, joyfully ."May I pull out the hairs now ? "

" any_time you like," answered the Woozy .

So Ojo went up_to_the queer creature and taking hold of one_of_the hairs began to pull .He pulled harder .He pulled with all his might; but the hair remained fast .

"What's the trouble ? " asked the Woozy, which Ojo had dragged here and there all around the clearing in_his endeavor to pull out the hair .

"It won't come," said the boy, panting .

" i_was afraid of_that," declared the beast ."You'll have to pull harder ."

"I'll help_you," exclaimed Scraps, coming to_the boy's side ."You pull the hair, and I'll pull you, and together we ought to_get it out easily ."

"Wait ajiffy," called the Woozy, and then it went to atree and hugged it with its front paws, so_that its body couldn't be dragged around by_the pull ."All ready, now .Go ahead ! "

Ojo grasped the hair with both hands and pulled with all his strength, while Scraps seized the boy around his waist and added her strength to_his .But the hair wouldn't budge .Instead, it slipped out of Ojo's hands and he and Scraps both rolled upon_the ground in aheap and never stopped until they bumped against the rocky cave .

"Give it up," advised the Glass Cat, as_the boy arose and assisted the Patchwork Girl to her feet ."A dozen strong men couldn't pull out those hairs .I believe they're clinched on_the under side of_the Woozy's thick skin ."

"Then what shall I_do ? " asked the boy, despairingly ."If on_our return I fail to_take these three hairs to_the Crooked Magician, the other things I_have come to seek will_be of no use at all, and we_cannot restore Unc Nunkie and Margolotte to life ."

"They're goners, I guess," said the Patchwork Girl .

"Never mind," added the cat ." I_can't see that old Unc and Margolotte are worth all this trouble, anyhow ."

But Ojo did_not feel that way . he_was so disheartened that he sat down upon astump and began to cry .

The Woozy looked at_the boy thoughtfully .

"Why don't you take me with_you ? " asked the beast ."Then, when at last you get to_the Magician's house, he_can surely find some way to pull out those three hairs ."

Ojo was overjoyed at_this suggestion .

"That's it ! " he cried, wiping away the tears and springing to_his feet with asmile ."If I take_the three hairs to_the Magician, it won't matter if_they_are still in your body ."

"It can't matter in_the least," agreed the Woozy .

"Come on, then," said the boy, picking up his basket; " let_us start at once . I_have several_other things to_find, you_know ."

But the Glass Cat gave alittle laugh and inquired in her scornful way:

"How do_you intend to_get the beast out of_this forest ? "

That puzzled them all for atime .

" let_us go to_the fence, and then we_may find away," suggested Scraps .So they walked through_the forest to_the fence, reaching it at apoint exactly opposite that where they had entered the enclosure .

"How did you get in ? " asked the Woozy .

"We climbed over," answered Ojo .

" I_can't do_that," said the beast ."I'm avery swift runner, for I_can overtake ahoney-bee as it flies; and I_can jump very high, which_is the reason they made such atall fence to_keep me in .But I_can't climb at all, and I'm too big to squeeze between_the bars of_the fence ."

Ojo tried to_think what to_do .

" can_you dig ? " he asked .

"No," answered the Woozy, "for I_have no claws .My feet are quite flat on_the bottom of_them .Nor can I gnaw away the boards, as I_have no teeth ."

"You're not such aterrible creature, after all," remarked Scraps .

"You haven't heard me growl, or you wouldn't say that," declared the Woozy ."When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through_the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide .I suppose there_is nothing in_the_world so terrible to listen to as_the growl of aWoozy ."

"Please don't growl, then," begged Ojo, earnestly .

" there_is no danger of_my growling, for I_am not angry .Only when angry do I utter my fearful, ear-splitting, soul-shuddering growl .Also, when I_am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not ."

"Real fire ? " asked Ojo .

" of_course, real fire . do_you suppose they'd flash imitation fire ? " inquired the Woozy, in an injured tone .

" in_that case, I've solved the riddle," cried Scraps, dancing with glee ."Those fence-boards are made of wood, and if_the Woozy stands close to_the fence and lets his eyes flash fire, they_might set fire to_the fence and burn it up .Then he_could walk away with_us easily, being free ."

"Ah, I_have never thought of_that plan, or I would_have_been free long_ago," said the Woozy ."But I_cannot flash fire from my eyes unless I_am very angry ."

"Can't you get angry 'bout something, please ? " asked Ojo .

"I'll try .You just say 'Krizzle-Kroo' to_me ."

"Will that make you angry ? " inquired the boy .

"Terribly angry ."

"What does it mean ? " asked Scraps .

"I don't know; that's what makes me so angry," replied the Woozy .

He then stood close to_the fence, with_his head near one_of_the boards, and Scraps called out "Krizzle-Kroo ! " Then Ojo said "Krizzle-Kroo ! " and_the Glass Cat said "Krizzle-Kroo ! " The Woozy began to tremble with anger and small sparks darted from_his eyes .Seeing this, they all cried "Krizzle-Kroo ! " together, and_that made the beast's eyes flash fire so fiercely that_the fence-board caught the sparks and began to smoke .Then it burst into flame, and_the Woozy stepped back and said triumphantly:

"Aha ! That did the business, all right . it_was ahappy thought for_you to yell all together, for_that made me as angry as I_have ever been .Fine sparks, weren't they ? "

"Reg'lar fireworks," replied Scraps, admiringly .

In a few_moments the board had burned to adistance of several feet, leaving an opening big enough for_them all to_pass through .Ojo broke some branches from atree and with_them whipped the fire until it_was extinguished .

"We don't want to burn the whole fence down," said he, " for_the flames would attract the attention of_the Munchkin farmers, who_would then come and capture the Woozy again .I guess they'll be rather surprised when_they find he's escaped ."

"So they_will," declared the Woozy, chuckling gleefully ." when_they find I'm gone the farmers will_be badly scared, for they'll expect me to eat up their honey-bees, as I_did before ."

"That reminds me," said the boy, "that you_must promise not to eat honey-bees while you_are in_our company ."

"None at all ? "

"Not abee . you_would get us all into trouble, and we_can't afford to_have any more trouble than is necessary .I'll feed you all the bread and cheese you_want, and that_must satisfy you ."

"All right; I'll promise," said the Woozy, cheerfully ."And when I promise anything you_can depend on_it, 'cause I'm square ."

"I don't see what difference that makes," observed the Patchwork Girl, as_they found the path and continued their journey ."The shape doesn't make athing honest, does it ? "

" of_course it does," returned the Woozy, very decidedly ."No one could trust that Crooked Magician, for instance, just because he_is crooked; but asquare Woozy couldn't do anything crooked if he_wanted to ."

" I_am neither square nor crooked," said Scraps, looking down at her plump body .

"No; you're round, so you're liable to_do anything," asserted the Woozy ." do_not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion .Many asatin ribbon has acotton back ."

Scraps didn't understand this, but she had an uneasy misgiving that she had acotton back herself .It would settle down, at times, and make her squat and dumpy, and then she had to roll herself in_the road until her body stretched out again .

Chapter Ten

Shaggy Man to_the Rescue

They had_not gone very far before Bungle, who had run on ahead, came bounding back to_say that_the road of yellow bricks was just before them .At once they hurried forward to_see what this famous road looked like .

it_was abroad road, but not straight, for_it wandered over hill and dale and picked out the easiest places to_go .All its length and breadth was paved with smooth bricks of abright yellow color, so it_was smooth and level except in afew places where the bricks had crumbled or been removed, leaving holes that might cause the unwary to stumble .

"I wonder," said Ojo, looking up and down the road, " which_way to_go ."

"Where are_you bound for ? " asked the Woozy .

"The Emerald City," he replied .

"Then go west," said the Woozy ." I_know this road pretty well, for I've chased many ahoney-bee over it ."

" have_you ever been to_the Emerald City ? " asked Scraps .

"No . I_am very shy by nature, as_you_may_have noticed, so I haven't mingled much in society ."

" are_you afraid of men ? " inquired the Patchwork Girl .

"Me ? With my heart-rending growl--my horrible, shudderful growl ? i_should say not . I_am not afraid of anything," declared the Woozy .

" i_wish I could_say the same," sighed Ojo ."I don't think we_need be afraid when we get


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