Oz 07: The Patchwork Girl of Oz by L. Frank Baum
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many_other things, but they wouldn't interest you .So I'll give_you alast word of advice: move on, for_the sooner you_do that_the sooner you'll get to_the Emerald City of Oz ."

"Hoot-ti-toot-ti-toot-ti-too ! " screeched the owl;

"Off you go ! fast or slow, Where you're going you don't know .Patches, Bungle, Muchkin lad, Facing fortunes good and bad, Meeting dangers grave and sad, Sometimes worried, sometimes glad-- Where you're going you don't know, Nor do I, but off you go ! "

"Sounds like ahint, to_me," said the Patchwork Girl .

"Then let's take it and go," replied Ojo .

They said good-bye to_the Wise Donkey and_the Foolish Owl and at once resumed their journey .

Chapter Nine

They Meet the Woozy

"There seem_to_be very few houses around here, after all," remarked Ojo, after they had walked for atime in silence .

"Never mind," said Scraps; " we_are_not looking for houses, but rather the road of yellow bricks .Won't it be funny to run across something yellow in_this dismal blue country ? "

" there_are worse colors than yellow in_this country," asserted the Glass Cat, in aspiteful tone .

"Oh; do_you_mean the pink pebbles you call your brains, and your red heart and green eyes ? " asked the Patchwork Girl .

"No; I mean you, if_you_must know it," growled the cat .

"You're jealous ! " laughed Scraps ."You'd give your whiskers for alovely variegated complexion like mine ."

"I wouldn't ! " retorted the cat ."I've the clearest complexion in_the_world, and I don't employ abeauty-doctor, either ."

" I_see you don't," said Scraps .

"Please don't quarrel," begged Ojo ." this_is an important journey, and quarreling makes me discouraged . to_be brave, one must_be cheerful, so I_hope_you_will be as good-tempered as possible ."

They had traveled some distance when suddenly they faced ahigh fence which barred any further progress straight ahead .It ran directly across the road and enclosed asmall forest of tall trees, set close together . when_the group of adventurers peered through_the bars of_the fence they thought this forest looked more gloomy and forbidding than any they had ever seen before .

They soon discovered that_the path they had_been following now made abend and passed around the enclosure, but what made Ojo stop and look thoughtful was asign painted on_the fence which read:

"BEWARE of_the WOOZY ! "

"That means," he_said, "that there's aWoozy inside that fence, and_the Woozy must_be adangerous animal or they wouldn't tell people to beware of it ."

"Let's keep out, then," replied Scraps ."That path is outside the fence, and Mr Woozy may_have all his little forest to himself, for all we care ."

"But one_of_our errands is to_find aWoozy," Ojo explained ."The Magician wants me to_get three hairs from_the end of aWoozy's tail ."

"Let's go on and find some other Woozy," suggested the cat ." this_one is ugly and dangerous, or they wouldn't cage him up .Maybe we_shall find another that_is tame and gentle ."

"Perhaps there isn't any_other, at all," answered Ojo ."The sign doesn't say: 'Beware aWoozy'; it says: 'Beware the Woozy,' which_may mean there's only_one in all the Land of Oz ."

"Then," said Scraps, "suppose we go in and find him ? Very likely if_we ask him politely to let_us pull three hairs out_of_the tip of_his tail he won't hurt us ."

"It would hurt him, I'm sure, and that_would make him cross," said the cat .

"You needn't worry, Bungle," remarked the Patchwork Girl; "for if_there_is danger you_can climb atree .Ojo and I are_not afraid; are we, Ojo ? "

" I_am, alittle," the boy admitted; "but this danger must_be faced, if_we intend to save poor Unc Nunkie .How shall we get over the fence ? "

"Climb," answered Scraps, and at once she began climbing up the rows of bars .Ojo followed and found it more easy than he had expected . when_they got to_the top of_the fence they began to_get down on_the other side and soon were in_the forest .The Glass Cat, being small, crept between_the lower bars and joined them .

Here there_was no path of any sort, so they entered the woods, the boy leading the way, and wandered through_the trees until they were nearly in_the center of_the forest .They now came upon aclear space in_which stood arocky cave .

so_far they had met no living creature, but when Ojo saw the cave he_knew it must_be the den of_the Woozy .

it_is hard to_face any savage beast without asinking of_the heart, but still more terrifying is_it to_face an unknown beast, which you_have never seen even apicture of .So there_is little wonder that_the pulses of_the Munchkin boy beat fast as he and_his companions stood facing the cave .The opening was perfectly square, and about big enough to admit agoat .

"I guess the Woozy is asleep," said Scraps ."Shall I throw in astone, to waken him ? "

"No; please don't," answered Ojo, his voice trembling alittle ."I'm in no hurry ."

But he had_not long to wait, for_the Woozy heard the sound of voices and came trotting out of_his cave .As this_is_the only Woozy that has ever lived, either in_the Land of Oz or out of it, I_must describe it to_you .

The creature was all squares and flat surfaces and edges .Its head was an exact square, like one_of_the building-blocks achild plays with; therefore it had no ears, but heard sounds through two openings in_the upper corners .Its nose, being in_the center of asquare surface, was flat, while the mouth was formed by_the opening of_the lower edge of_the block .The body of_the Woozy was much larger than its head, but was likewise block-shaped--being twice as long as it_was wide and high .The tail was square and stubby and perfectly straight, and_the four legs were made in_the same way, each being four-sided .The animal was covered with athick, smooth skin and had no hair at all except at_the extreme end of_its tail, where there grew exactly three stiff, stubby hairs .The beast was dark blue in color and_his face was not fierce nor ferocious in expression, but rather good-humored and droll .

Seeing the strangers, the Woozy folded his hind legs as if_they had_been hinged and sat down to look his visitors over .

"Well, well," he exclaimed; "what aqueer lot you_are ! At first i_thought some_of_those miserable Munchkin farmers had come to annoy me, but I_am relieved to_find you in their stead . it_is plain to_me that you_are aremarkable group--as remarkable in your way as I_am in mine--and so you_are welcome to my domain .Nice place, isn't it ? But lonesome--dreadfully lonesome ."

"Why did they shut you up here ? " asked Scraps, who was regarding the queer, square creature with much curiosity .

"Because I eat up all the honey-bees which the Munchkin farmers who live around here keep to_make them honey ."

" are_you fond of eating honey-bees ? " inquired the boy .

"Very . they_are really delicious .But the farmers did_not like to lose their bees and so they tried to destroy me . of_course they couldn't do_that ."

" why_not ? "

"My skin is so thick and tough that nothing can get through it to hurt me .So, finding they_could_not destroy me, they drove me into_this forest and built afence around me .Unkind, wasn't it ? "

"But what do_you eat now ? " asked Ojo .

"Nothing at all .I've tried the leaves from_the trees and_the mosses and creeping vines, but they don't seem to suit my taste .So, there being no honey-bees here, I've eaten nothing for years .

" you_must_be awfully hungry," said the boy ."I've got some bread and cheese in my basket .Would you like that kind of food ? "

" give_me anibble and_I_will try it; then I_can tell you better whether it_is grateful to my appetite," returned the Woozy .

So the boy opened his basket and broke apiece off the loaf of bread .He tossed it toward the Woozy, who cleverly caught it in_his mouth and ate it in atwinkling .

"That's rather good," declared the animal ."Any more ? "

"Try some cheese," said Ojo, and threw down apiece .

The Woozy ate that, too, and smacked its long, thin lips .

"That's mighty good ! " it exclaimed ."Any more ? "

"Plenty," replied Ojo .So he sat down on aStump and fed the Woozy bread and cheese for_a_long_time; for, no matter how_much the boy broke off, the loaf and_the slice remained just as big .

"That'll do," said the Woozy, at last; "I'm quite full . I_hope the strange food won't give_me indigestion ."

" I_hope not," said Ojo ."It's what I eat ."

"Well, I_must say I'm much obliged, and I'm glad you came," announced the beast ." is_there anything I_can do in return for your kindness ? "

"Yes," said Ojo earnestly, " you_have it in your power to_do me agreat favor, if_you_will ."

" what_is it ? " asked the Woozy ."Name the favor and_I_will grant it ."

"I-- i_want three hairs from_the tip of your tail," said Ojo, with some hesitation .

"Three hairs ! Why, that's all I_have--on my tail or anywhere else," exclaimed the beast .

" I_know; but i_want them very_much ."

" they_are my sole ornaments, my prettiest feature," said the Woozy, uneasily ."If I_give up those three hairs I--I'm just ablockhead ."

"Yet I_must_have them," insisted the boy, firmly, and he then told the Woozy all about_the accident to Unc Nunkie and Margolotte, and how the three hairs were to_be apart of_the magic charm that_would restore them to life .The beast listened with attention and when Ojo had finished the recital it said, with asigh:

"I always keep my word, for I pride myself on being square .So you_may_have the three hairs, and welcome . i_think, under such circumstances, it would_be selfish in me to refuse you


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