Oz 07: The Patchwork Girl of Oz by L. Frank Baum
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. he_might_have confessed what he had done and thus allowed Margolotte and her husband to_change the brains; but he_was afraid of incurring their anger .He believed that Unc had seen him add to_the brains, and Unc had_not said aword against it; but then, Unc never did say anything unless it_was absolutely necessary .

as_soon_as breakfast was over they all went into_the Magician's big workshop, where the Glass Cat was lying before_the mirror and_the Patchwork Girl lay limp and lifeless upon_the bench .

"Now, then," said Dr .Pipt, in abrisk tone, " we_shall perform one_of_the greatest feats of magic possible to man, even in_this marvelous Land of Oz .In no other country could it be_done at all . i_think we ought_to_have alittle music while the Patchwork Girl comes to life . it_is pleasant to reflect that_the first sounds her golden ears will hear will_be delicious music ."

As he spoke he went to aphonograph, which screwed fast to asmall table, and wound up the spring of_the instrument and adjusted the big gold horn .

"The music my servant will usually hear," remarked Margolotte, " will_be my orders to_do her work .But I_see no harm in allowing her to listen to_this unseen band while she wakens to her first realization of life .My orders will beat the band, afterward ."

The phonograph was now playing astirring march tune and_the Magician unlocked his cabinet and took out the gold bottle containing the Powder of Life .

They all bent over the bench on_which the Patchwork Girl reclined .Unc Nunkie and Margolotte stood behind, near the windows, Ojo at one side and_the Magician in front, where he_would_have freedom to sprinkle the powder .The Glass Cat came near, too, curious to watch the important scene .

"All ready ? " asked Dr .Pipt .

"All is ready," answered his wife .

So the Magician leaned over and shook from_the bottle some grains of_the wonderful Powder, and_they fell directly on_the Patchwork Girl's head and arms .

Chapter Five

aTerrible Accident

" it_will take a few_minutes for_this powder to_do its work," remarked the Magician, sprinkling the body up and down with much care .

But suddenly the Patchwork Girl threw up one arm, which knocked the bottle of powder from_the crooked man's hand and sent it flying across the room .Unc Nunkie and Margolotte were so startled that_they both leaped backward and bumped together, and Unc's head joggled the shelf above them and upset the bottle containing the Liquid of Petrifaction .

The Magician uttered such awild cry that Ojo jumped away and_the Patchwork Girl sprang after him and clasped her stuffed arms around him in terror .The Glass Cat snarled and hid under the table, and so it was_that when_the powerful Liquid of Petrifaction was spilled it fell only upon_the wife of_the Magician and_the uncle of Ojo . with_these two the charm worked promptly .They stood motionless and stiff as marble statues, in exactly the positions they were in when_the Liquid struck them .

Ojo pushed the Patchwork Girl away and ran to Unc Nunkie, filled with aterrible fear for_the only friend and protector he had ever known .When he grasped Unc's hand it_was cold and hard .Even the long gray beard was solid marble .The Crooked Magician was dancing around the room in afrenzy of despair, calling upon his wife to forgive him, to_speak to him, to_come to life again !

The Patchwork Girl, quickly recovering from her fright, now came nearer and looked from one to another of_the people with deep interest .Then she looked at herself and laughed .Noticing the mirror, she stood before it and examined her extraordinary features with amazement--her button eyes, pearl bead teeth and puffy nose .Then, addressing her reflection in_the glass, she exclaimed:

"Whee, but there's agaudy dame ! Makes apaint-box blush with shame .Razzle-dazzle, fizzle-fazzle ! Howdy-do, Miss What's-your-name ? "

She bowed, and_the reflection bowed .Then she laughed again, long and merrily, and_the Glass Cat crept out from under the table and said:

"I don't blame you for laughing at yourself .Aren't you horrid ? "

"Horrid ? " she replied ."Why, I'm thoroughly delightful .I'm an Original, if_you please, and therefore incomparable .Of all the comic, absurd, rare and amusing creatures the world contains, I_must_be the supreme freak .Who but poor Margolotte could_have managed to invent such an unreasonable being as I ? But I'm glad--I'm awfully glad ! --that I'm just what I_am, and nothing else ."

"Be quiet, will_you ? " cried the frantic Magician; "be quiet and let me think ! If I don't think I_shall go mad ."

"Think ahead," said the Patchwork Girl, seating herself in achair ."Think all you_want to .I don't mind ."

"Gee ! but I'm tired playing that tune," called the phonograph, speaking through_its horn in abrazen, scratchy voice ." if_you don't mind, Pipt, old boy, I'll cut it out and take arest ."

The Magician looked gloomily at_the music- machine .

"What dreadful luck ! " he wailed, despondently ."The Powder of Life must_have fallen on_the phonograph ."

He went up to_it and found that_the gold bottle that contained the precious powder had dropped upon_the stand and scattered its life-giving grains over the machine .The phonograph was very_much alive, and began dancing ajig with_the legs of_the table to_which it_was attached, and this dance so annoyed Dr .Pipt that he kicked the thing into acorner and pushed abench against it, to hold it quiet .

"You were bad enough before," said the Magician, resentfully; "but alive phonograph is enough to drive every sane person in_the Land of Oz stark crazy ."

"No insults, please," answered the phonograph in asurly tone ." you_did it, my boy; don't blame me ."

"You've bungled everything, Dr .Pipt," added the Glass Cat, contemptuously .

"Except me," said the Patchwork Girl, jumping up_to whirl merrily around the room .

" i_think," said Ojo, almost ready to cry through grief over Unc Nunkie's sad fate, "it must all be my fault, in some way .I'm called Ojo the Unlucky, you_know ."

"That's nonsense, kiddie," retorted the Patchwork Girl cheerfully ."No one can_be unlucky who has_the intelligence to direct his own actions .The unlucky ones are those who beg for achance to_think, like poor Dr .Pipt here .What's the row about, anyway, Mr Magic-maker ? "

"The Liquid of Petrifaction has accidentally fallen upon my dear wife and Unc Nunkie and turned them into marble," he sadly replied .

"Well, why don't you sprinkle some_of_that powder on them and bring them to life again ? " asked the Patchwork Girl .

The Magician gave ajump .

"Why, I hadn't thought of_that ! " he joyfully cried, and grabbed up the golden bottle, with_which he ran to Margolotte .

Said the Patchwork Girl:

"Higgledy, piggledy, dee-- What fools magicians be ! His head's so thick he_can't think quick, So he takes advice from me ."

Standing upon_the bench, for he_was so crooked he_could_not reach the top of_his wife's head in any_other way, Dr .Pipt began shaking the bottle .But not agrain of powder came out .He pulled off the cover, glanced within, and then threw the bottle from_him with awail of despair .

"Gone--gone ! Every bit gone," he cried ."Wasted on_that miserable phonograph when it might_have saved my dear wife ! "

Then the Magician bowed his head on_his crooked arms and began to cry .

Ojo was sorry for him .He went up_to_the sorrowful man and said softly:

" you_can_make more Powder of Life, Dr .Pipt ."

"Yes; but it_will take me six years--six long, weary years of stirring four kettles with both feet and both hands," was_the agonized reply ."Six years ! while poor Margolotte stands watching me as amarble image ."

"Can't anything else be_done ? " asked the Patchwork Girl .

The Magician shook his head .Then he_seemed to remember something and looked up .

" there_is one other compound that_would destroy the magic spell of_the Liquid of Petrifaction and restore my wife and Unc Nunkie to life," said he ."It may_be hard to_find the things I_need to_make this magic compound, but if_they were found I_could do in an instant what_will otherwise take six long, weary years of stirring kettles with both hands and both feet ."

"All right; let's find the things, then," suggested the Patchwork Girl ."That seems alot more sensible than those stirring times with_the kettles ."

"That's the idea, Scraps," said the Glass Cat, approvingly ."I'm glad to_find you_have decent brains .Mine are exceptionally good .You can_see 'em work; they're pink ."

"Scraps ? " repeated the girl ."Did you call me 'Scraps' ? is_that my name ? "

"I--I believe my poor wife had intended to name you 'Angeline,'" said the Magician .

"But I like 'Scraps' best," she replied with alaugh ."It fits me better, for_my patchwork is all scraps, and nothing else . thank_you_for naming me, Miss Cat . have_you any name of your own ? "

" I_have afoolish name that Margolotte once gave_me, but which_is quite undignified for_one of_my importance," answered the cat ."She called me 'Bungle .'"

"Yes," sighed the Magician; "you were asad bungle, taken all in all . i_was wrong to_make you as I_did, for amore useless, conceited and brittle thing never before existed ."

"I'm not so brittle as you_think," retorted the cat ."I've been alive a good_many years, for Dr .Pipt experimented on me with_the first magic Powder of Life he ever made, and so_far I've never broken or cracked or chipped any part of me ."

"You seem to_have achip on_your shoulder," laughed the Patchwork Girl, and_the cat went to_the mirror to_see .

"Tell me," pleaded Ojo, speaking to_the Crooked Magician, "what must we_find to make_the compound that_will save Unc Nunkie ? "

"First," was_the reply, " I_must_have asix- leaved clover . that_can only be found in_the green country around the Emerald City, and six-leaved clovers are very scarce, even there ."

"I'll find it for_you," promised Ojo .

"The next thing," continued the Magician, " is_the left wing of ayellow butterfly .That color can only be found in_the yellow country of_the Winkies, West of_the Emerald City ."

"I'll find it," declared Ojo ." is_that all ? "

"Oh, no; I'll get my Book of Recipes and_see what comes next ."

Saying this, the Magician unlocked adrawer


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