confessed what he had done and thus allowed Margolotte and her husband
the brains; but
afraid of incurring their anger
He believed that Unc had seen him add
brains, and Unc
said
word against it; but then, Unc never did say anything unless
absolutely necessary

breakfast was over they all went
Magician's big workshop, where the Glass Cat was lying
mirror
Patchwork Girl lay limp and lifeless
bench

"Now, then," said Dr
Pipt, in
brisk tone, "
perform
greatest feats of magic possible to man, even
marvelous Land of Oz
In no other country could it
at all
we
little music while the Patchwork Girl comes to life
pleasant to reflect
first sounds her golden ears will hear
delicious music
"
As he spoke he went to
phonograph, which screwed fast to
small table, and wound up the spring
instrument and adjusted the big gold horn

"The music my servant will usually hear," remarked Margolotte, "
my orders
her work
But
no harm in allowing her to listen
unseen band while she wakens to her first realization of life
My orders will beat the band, afterward
"
The phonograph was now playing
stirring march tune
Magician unlocked his cabinet and took out the gold bottle containing the Powder of Life

They all bent over the bench
the Patchwork Girl reclined
Unc Nunkie and Margolotte stood behind, near the windows, Ojo at one side
Magician in front, where
freedom to sprinkle the powder
The Glass Cat came near, too, curious to watch the important scene

"All ready ? " asked Dr
Pipt

"All is ready," answered his wife

So the Magician leaned over and shook
bottle some grains
wonderful Powder,
fell directly
Patchwork Girl's head and arms

Chapter Five
Terrible Accident
"
take
powder
its work," remarked the Magician, sprinkling the body up and down with much care

But suddenly the Patchwork Girl threw up one arm, which knocked the bottle of powder
crooked man's hand and sent it flying across the room
Unc Nunkie and Margolotte were so startled
both leaped backward and bumped together, and Unc's head joggled the shelf above them and upset the bottle containing the Liquid of Petrifaction

The Magician uttered such
wild cry that Ojo jumped away
Patchwork Girl sprang after him and clasped her stuffed arms around him in terror
The Glass Cat snarled and hid under the table, and so it
powerful Liquid of Petrifaction was spilled it fell only
wife
Magician
uncle of Ojo
two the charm worked promptly
They stood motionless and stiff as marble statues, in exactly the positions they were in
Liquid struck them

Ojo pushed the Patchwork Girl away and ran to Unc Nunkie, filled with
terrible fear
only friend and protector he had ever known
When he grasped Unc's hand
cold and hard
Even the long gray beard was solid marble
The Crooked Magician was dancing around the room in
frenzy of despair, calling upon his wife to forgive him,
to him,
to life again !
The Patchwork Girl, quickly recovering from her fright, now came nearer and looked from one to another
people with deep interest
Then she looked at herself and laughed
Noticing the mirror, she stood before it and examined her extraordinary features with amazement--her button eyes, pearl bead teeth and puffy nose
Then, addressing her reflection
glass, she exclaimed:
"Whee, but there's
gaudy dame ! Makes
paint-box blush with shame
Razzle-dazzle, fizzle-fazzle ! Howdy-do, Miss What's-your-name ? "
She bowed,
reflection bowed
Then she laughed again, long and merrily,
Glass Cat crept out from under the table and said:
"I don't blame you for laughing at yourself
Aren't you horrid ? "
"Horrid ? " she replied
"Why, I'm thoroughly delightful
I'm an Original,
please, and therefore incomparable
Of all the comic, absurd, rare and amusing creatures the world contains,
the supreme freak
Who but poor Margolotte
managed to invent such an unreasonable being as I ? But I'm glad--I'm awfully glad ! --that I'm just what
, and nothing else
"
"Be quiet,
? " cried the frantic Magician; "be quiet and let me think ! If I don't think
go mad
"
"Think ahead," said the Patchwork Girl, seating herself in
chair
"Think all
to
I don't mind
"
"Gee ! but I'm tired playing that tune," called the phonograph, speaking
horn in
brazen, scratchy voice
"
don't mind, Pipt, old boy, I'll cut it out and take
rest
"
The Magician looked gloomily
music- machine

"What dreadful luck ! " he wailed, despondently
"The Powder of Life
fallen
phonograph
"
He went up
and found
gold bottle that contained the precious powder had dropped
stand and scattered its life-giving grains over the machine
The phonograph was
alive, and began dancing
jig
legs
table
attached, and this dance so annoyed Dr
Pipt that he kicked the thing into
corner and pushed
bench against it, to hold it quiet

"You were bad enough before," said the Magician, resentfully; "but
live phonograph is enough to drive every sane person
Land of Oz stark crazy
"
"No insults, please," answered the phonograph in
surly tone
"
it, my boy; don't blame me
"
"You've bungled everything, Dr
Pipt," added the Glass Cat, contemptuously

"Except me," said the Patchwork Girl, jumping
whirl merrily around the room

"
," said Ojo, almost ready to cry through grief over Unc Nunkie's sad fate, "it must all be my fault, in some way
I'm called Ojo the Unlucky,
"
"That's nonsense, kiddie," retorted the Patchwork Girl cheerfully
"No one
unlucky who
intelligence to direct his own actions
The unlucky ones are those who beg for
chance
, like poor Dr
Pipt here
What's the row about, anyway, Mr Magic-maker ? "
"The Liquid of Petrifaction has accidentally fallen upon my dear wife and Unc Nunkie and turned them into marble," he sadly replied

"Well, why don't you sprinkle
powder on them and bring them to life again ? " asked the Patchwork Girl

The Magician gave
jump

"Why, I hadn't thought
! " he joyfully cried, and grabbed up the golden bottle,
he ran to Margolotte

Said the Patchwork Girl:
"Higgledy, piggledy, dee-- What fools magicians be ! His head's so thick
't think quick, So he takes advice from me
"
Standing
bench, for
so crooked
reach the top
wife's head in
way, Dr
Pipt began shaking the bottle
But not
grain of powder came out
He pulled off the cover, glanced within, and then threw the bottle
with
wail of despair

"Gone--gone ! Every bit gone," he cried
"Wasted
miserable phonograph when it
saved my dear wife ! "
Then the Magician bowed his head
crooked arms and began to cry

Ojo was sorry for him
He went
sorrowful man and said softly:
"
more Powder of Life, Dr
Pipt
"
"Yes; but
take me six years--six long, weary years of stirring four kettles with both feet and both hands,"
agonized reply
"Six years ! while poor Margolotte stands watching me as
marble image
"
"Can't anything else
? " asked the Patchwork Girl

The Magician shook his head
Then
to remember something and looked up

"
one other compound
destroy the magic spell
Liquid of Petrifaction and restore my wife and Unc Nunkie to life," said he
"It
hard
the things
this magic compound, but
were found
do in an instant
otherwise take six long, weary years of stirring kettles with both hands and both feet
"
"All right; let's find the things, then," suggested the Patchwork Girl
"That seems
lot more sensible than those stirring times
kettles
"
"That's the idea, Scraps," said the Glass Cat, approvingly
"I'm glad
decent brains
Mine are exceptionally good
You
'em work; they're pink
"
"Scraps ? " repeated the girl
"Did you call me 'Scraps' ?
my name ? "
"I--I believe my poor wife had intended to name you 'Angeline,'" said the Magician

"But I like 'Scraps' best," she replied with
laugh
"It fits me better,
patchwork is all scraps, and nothing else
naming me, Miss Cat
any name of your own ? "
"
foolish name that Margolotte once
, but
quite undignified
importance," answered the cat
"She called me 'Bungle
'"
"Yes," sighed the Magician; "you were
sad bungle, taken all in all
wrong
you as
, for
more useless, conceited and brittle thing never before existed
"
"I'm not so brittle as
," retorted the cat
"I've been alive
years, for Dr
Pipt experimented on me
first magic Powder of Life he ever made, and
I've never broken or cracked or chipped any part of me
"
"You seem
chip
shoulder," laughed the Patchwork Girl,
cat went
mirror

"Tell me," pleaded Ojo, speaking
Crooked Magician, "what must
to
compound
save Unc Nunkie ? "
"First,"
reply, "
six- leaved clover
only be found
green country around the Emerald City, and six-leaved clovers are very scarce, even there
"
"I'll find it
," promised Ojo

"The next thing," continued the Magician, "
left wing of
yellow butterfly
That color can only be found
yellow country
Winkies, West
Emerald City
"
"I'll find it," declared Ojo
"
all ? "
"Oh, no; I'll get my Book of Recipes
what comes next
"
Saying this, the Magician unlocked
drawer