the only genuine
"
really very crooked and Ojo wondered how he managed
many things
twisted body
When he sat down upon
crooked chair that
made to fit him, one knee was under his chin
other near the small
back; but
cheerful man
face bore
pleasant and agreeable expression

"
not allowed to perform magic, except
own amusement,"
his visitors, as he lighted
pipe with
crooked stem and began to smoke
"Too many people were working magic
Land of Oz, and so our lovely Princess Ozma put
stop
she was quite right
There were several wicked Witches who caused
lot of trouble; but now
all out of business and only the great Sorceress, Glinda the Good, is permitted to practice her arts, which never harm anybody
The Wizard of Oz, who used
humbug and knew no magic at all,
taking lessons of Glinda, and I'm told
getting
pretty good Wizard; but
merely the assistant
great Sorceress
I've the right
servant girl
wife,
, or
Glass Cat to catch our mice--which she refuses
--but
forbidden to work magic for others, or to use it as
profession
"
"Magic
very interesting study," said Ojo

"It truly is," asserted the Magician
"In
I've performed some magical feats that were worthy
skill of Glinda the Good
For instance, there's the Powder of Life, and my Liquid of Petrifaction,
contained
bottle
shelf yonder--over the window
"
"What does the Liquid of Petrifaction do ? " inquired the boy

"Turns everything it touches to solid marble
It's an invention
own, and
it very useful
Once two
dreadful Kalidahs, with bodies like bears and heads like tigers, came here
forest to attack us; but I sprinkled
Liquid on them and instantly they turned to marble
I now use them as ornamental statuary in my garden
This table looks
like wood, and once it really was wood; but I sprinkled
few drops
Liquid of Petrifaction
and now
marble
never break nor wear out
"
"Fine ! " said Unc Nunkie, wagging his head and stroking his long gray beard

"Dear me; what
chatterbox you're getting
, Unc," remarked the Magician, who was pleased
compliment
But just then there came
scratching
back door and
shrill voice cried:
"Let me in ! Hurry up, can't you ? Let me in ! "
Margolotte got up and went
door

"Ask like
good cat, then," she said

"Mee-ee-ow-w-w ! There; does that suit your royal highness ? " asked the voice, in scornful accents

"Yes; that's proper cat talk," declared the woman, and opened the door

At once
cat entered, came
center
room and stopped short
sight of strangers
Ojo and Unc Nunkie both stared at it with wide open eyes, for surely no such curious creature had ever existed before--even
Land of Oz

Chapter Four
The Glass Cat
The cat
of glass, so clear and transparent that
through it as easily as through
window
top
head, however, was
mass of delicate pink balls which looked like jewels, and it had
heart made of
blood-red ruby
The eyes were two large emeralds, but aside
colors all the rest
animal was clear glass, and it had
spun- glass tail that was really beautiful

"Well, Doc Pipt,
to introduce us, or not ? " demanded the cat, in
tone of annoyance
"Seems
forgetting your manners
"
"Excuse me," returned the Magician
"
Unc Nunkie, the descendant
former kings
Munchkins, before this country became
part
Land of Oz
"
"
haircut," observed the cat, washing its face

"True," replied Unc, with
low chuckle of amusement

"But he has lived alone
heart
forest for many years," the Magician explained; "and, although
barbarous country,
no barbers there
"
"
the dwarf ? " asked the cat

"
dwarf, but
boy," answered the Magician
"
never seen
boy before
now small because
young
With more years
grow big and become as tall as Unc Nunkie
"
"Oh
magic ? " the glass animal inquired

"Yes; but
Nature's magic,
more wonderful than any art known to man
For instance, my magic made you, and made you live; and
poor job because
useless and
bother
; but
't make you grow
always be the same size--
same saucy, inconsiderate Glass Cat, with pink brains and
hard ruby heart
"
"No one can regret more than I the fact that
me," asserted the cat, crouching
floor and slowly swaying its spun-glass tail from side to side
"Your world is
very uninteresting place
I've wandered through your gardens and
forest until I'm tired of it all, and when I come
house the conversation of your fat wife and of yourself bores me dreadfully
"
"
because I
different brains from those we ourselves possess--and much too good for
cat," returned Dr
Pipt

"Can't you take 'em out, then, and replace 'em with pebbles,
I won't feel above my station in life ? " asked the cat, pleadingly

"Perhaps so
I'll try it, after I've brought the Patchwork Girl to life,"

The cat walked
bench
the Patchwork Girl reclined and looked at her attentively

"
going
that dreadful thing live ? " she asked

The Magician nodded

"
intended
my wife's servant maid,"
"When
alive she will do all our work and mind the house
But
to order her around, Bungle,
us
treat the Patchwork Girl respectfully
"
"I won't
I couldn't respect such
bundle of scraps under any circumstances
"
"
don't,
more scraps than
like," cried Margolotte, angrily

"Why didn't you make her pretty to look at ? " asked the cat
"
me pretty--very pretty, indeed--and I love to watch my pink brains roll around
're working, and
my precious red heart beat
" She went to
long mirror, as she said this, and stood before it, looking at herself with an air of much pride
"But that poor patched thing will hate herself, when she's once alive," continued the cat
"If I were you I'd use her for
mop, and make another servant
prettier
"
"
perverted taste," snapped Margolotte, much annoyed
frank criticism
"
the Patchwork Girl is beautiful, considering what she's made of
Even the rainbow hasn't
colors, and
admit
rainbow is
pretty thing
"
The Glass Cat yawned and stretched herself
floor

"Have your own way," she said
"I'm sorry
Patchwork Girl, that's all
"
Ojo and Unc Nunkie slept that night
Magician's house,
boy was glad to stay because
anxious
the Patchwork Girl brought to life
The Glass Cat was also
wonderful creature to little Ojo, who had never seen or known anything of magic before, although he had lived
Fairyland of Oz
born
Back there
woods nothing unusual ever happened
Unc Nunkie, who
King
Munchkins,
his people united with all the other countries of Oz in acknowledging Ozma as their sole ruler, had retired
forgotten forest nook
baby nephew
had lived all alone there
Only
neglected garden had failed to grow food
,
always have lived
solitary Blue Forest; but now they had started out to mingle with other people,
first place they came to proved so interesting that Ojo could scarcely sleep
wink all night

Margolotte was an excellent cook and gave them
fine breakfast
While they were all engaged in eating, the good woman said:
"
last meal
to cook for
, for right after breakfast Dr
Pipt has promised to bring my new servant to life
let her wash the breakfast dishes and sweep and dust the house
What
relief
! "
"
, indeed, relieve you of much drudgery," said the Magician
"
, Margolotte,
you getting some brains
cupboard, while
busy with my kettles
What qualities
given your new servant ? "
"Only those that an humble servant requires," she answered
"
wish her
above her station,
Glass Cat does
make her discontented and unhappy, for
always be
servant
"
Ojo was somewhat disturbed as he listened
,
boy began to fear he had done wrong in adding all those different qualities of brains
lot Margolotte had prepared
servant
But
too late now for regret, since all the brains were securely sewn up inside the Patchwork Girl's head