Oz 07: The Patchwork Girl of Oz by L. Frank Baum
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that_it would do nicely for_my servant girl, for when she was brought to life she would_not_be proud nor haughty, as_the Glass Cat is, for such adreadful mixture of colors would discourage her from trying to_be as dignified as_the blue Munchkins are ."

"Is blue the only respectable color, then ? " inquired Ojo .

"Yes, for aMunchkin .All our country is blue, you_know .But in other parts of Oz the people favor different colors . at_the Emerald City, where our Princess Ozma lives, green is_the popular color .But all Munchkins prefer blue to anything else and when my housework girl is brought to life she will_find herself to_be of so_many unpopular colors that she'll never dare be rebellious or impudent, as servants are sometimes liable to_be when_they are made the same way their mistresses are ."

Unc Nunkie nodded approval .

"Good i-dea," he_said; and_that was along speech for Unc Nunkie because it_was two words .

"So I cut up the quilt," continued Margolotte, "and made from_it a very_well-shaped girl, which I stuffed with cotton-wadding . i_will show you what agood job I_did," and she went to atall cupboard and threw open the doors .

Then back she came, lugging in her arms the Patchwork Girl, which she set upon_the bench and propped up so that_the figure would_not tumble over .

Chapter Three

The Patchwork Girl

Ojo examined this curious contrivance with wonder .The Patchwork Girl was taller than he, when she stood upright, and her body was plump and rounded because it had_been so neatly stuffed with cotton .Margolotte had first made the girl's form from_the patchwork quilt and then she had dressed it with apatchwork skirt and an apron with pockets in_it-- using the same gay material throughout . upon_the feet she had sewn apair of red leather shoes with pointed toes .All the fingers and thumbs of_the girl's hands had_been carefully formed and stuffed and stitched at_the edges, with gold plates at_the ends to_serve as finger-nails .

"She will_have to work, when she comes to life," said Marglotte .

The head of_the Patchwork Girl was_the most curious part of her .While she waited for her husband to finish making his Powder of Life the woman had found ample time to complete the head as her fancy dictated, and she realized that agood servant's head must_be properly constructed .The hair was of brown yarn and hung down on her neck in several neat braids .Her eyes were two silver suspender-buttons cut from apair of_the Magician's old trousers, and_they were sewed on with black threads, which formed the pupils of_the eyes .Margolotte had puzzled over the ears for some_time, for_these were important if_the servant was to hear distinctly, but finally she had made them out of thin plates of gold and attached them in place by_means of stitches through tiny holes bored in_the metal .Gold is_the most common metal in_the Land of Oz and_is used for many purposes because it_is soft and pliable .

The woman had cut aslit for_the Patchwork Girl's mouth and sewn two rows of white pearls in_it for teeth, using astrip of scarlet plush for atongue .This mouth Ojo considered very artistic and lifelike, and Margolotte was pleased when_the boy praised it .There were almost too many patches on_the face of_the girl for her to_be considered strictly beautiful, for_one cheek was yellow and_the other red, her chin blue, her forehead purple and_the center, where her nose had_been formed and padded, abright yellow .

"You ought_to_have had her face all pink," suggested the boy .

"I suppose so; but I had no pink cloth," replied the woman ."Still, I cannot_see as it matters much, for i_wish my Patchwork Girl to_be useful rather than ornamental .If I get tired looking at her patched face I_can whitewash it ."

"Has she any brains ? " asked Ojo .

"No; I forgot all about_the brains ! " exclaimed the woman ." I_am_glad you reminded me of_them, for it_is_not too late to supply them, by any means .Until she_is brought to life I_can do anything I please with_this girl .But I_must_be careful not to_give her too_much brains, and those she has must_be such as are fitted to_the station she_is to occupy in life .In other words, her brains mustn't be very_good ."

"Wrong," said Unc Nunkie .

"No; I_am_sure I_am right about_that," returned the woman .

"He means," explained Ojo, "that unless your servant has good brains she won't know how to obey you properly, nor do_the things you ask her to_do ."

"Well, that_may_be true," agreed Margolotte; "but, on_the contrary, aservant with too_much brains is sure to_become independent and high- and-mighty and feel above her work . this_is avery delicate task, as I_said, and I_must take care to_give the girl just the right quantity of_the right sort of brains . i_want her to_know just enough, but not too_much ."

with_this she went to another cupboard which_was filled with shelves .All the shelves were lined with blue glass bottles, neatly labeled by_the Magician to show what they contained .One whole shelf was marked: "Brain Furniture," and_the bottles on_this shelf were labeled as follows: "Obedience," "Cleverness," "Judgment," "Courage," "Ingenuity," "Amiability," "Learning," "Truth," "Poesy," "Self Reliance ."

"Let me see," said Margolotte; " of_those qualities she must_have 'Obedience' first of all," and she took down the bottle bearing that label and poured from_it upon adish several grains of_the contents ."'Amiability' is also good and 'Truth .'" She poured into_the dish aquantity from each of_these bottles ." i_think that_will do," she continued, " for_the other qualities are_not needed in aservant ."

Unc Nunkie, who with Ojo stood beside her, touched the bottle marked "Cleverness ."

"Little," said he .

"A little 'Cleverness' ? Well, perhaps you_are right, sir," said she, and was about to_take down the bottle when_the Crooked Magician suddenly called to her excitedly from_the fireplace .

"Quick, Margolotte ! Come and help me ."

She ran to her husband's side at once and helped him lift the four kettles from_the fire .Their contents had all boiled away, leaving in_the bottom of each kettle afew grains of fine white powder .Very carefully the Magician removed this powder, placing it all together in agolden dish, where he mixed it with agolden spoon . when_the mixture was complete there_was scarcely ahandful, all told .

"That," said Dr .Pipt, in apleased and triumphant tone, " is_the wonderful Powder of Life, which I alone in_the_world know how to_make .It has taken me nearly six years to_prepare these precious grains of dust, but the little heap on_that dish is worth the price of akingdom and many aking would give all he has_to possess it .When it has become cooled i_will place it in asmall bottle; but meantime I_must watch it carefully, lest agust of wind blow it away or scatter it ."

Unc Nunkie, Margolotte and_the Magician all stood looking at_the marvelous Powder, but Ojo was more interested just then in_the Patchwork Girl's brains .Thinking it both unfair and unkind to deprive her of any good qualities that were handy, the boy took down every bottle on_the shelf and poured some_of_the contents in Margolotte's dish .No one saw him do_this, for all were looking at_the Powder of Life; but soon the woman remembered what she had_been doing, and came back to_the cupboard .

"Let's see," she remarked; " i_was about to_give my girl alittle 'Cleverness,' which_is the Doctor's substitute for 'Intelligence'--a quality he has_not_yet learned how to manufacture ." Taking down the bottle of "Cleverness" she added some_of_the powder to_the heap on_the dish .Ojo became abit uneasy at_this, for he had already put quite alot of_the "Cleverness" powder in_the dish; but he dared not interfere and so he comforted himself with_the thought that one cannot_have too_much cleverness .

Margolotte now carried the dish of brains to_the bench .Ripping the seam of_the patch on_the girl's forehead, she placed the powder within_the head and then sewed up the seam as neatly and securely as before .

"My girl is all ready for your Powder of Life, my dear," she said to her husband .But the Magician replied:

"This powder must not be used before to-morrow morning; but i_think it_is now cool enough to_be bottled ."

He selected asmall gold bottle with apepper- box top, so that_the powder might_be sprinkled on any object through_the small holes .Very carefully he placed the Powder of Life in_the gold bottle and then locked it up in adrawer of_his cabinet .

"At last," said he, rubbing his hands together gleefully, " I_have ample leisure for agood talk with my old friend Unc Nunkie .So let_us sit down cosily and enjoy ourselves .After stirring those four kettles for six years I_am glad_to_have alittle rest ."

" you_will_have to_do most of_the talking," said Ojo, "for Unc is called the Silent One and uses few words ."

" I_know; but that renders your uncle amost agreeable companion and gossip," declared Dr .Pipt ."Most people talk too_much, so it_is arelief to_find one who talks too little ."

Ojo looked at_the Magician with much awe and curiosity .

"Don't you find it very annoying to_be so crooked ? " he asked .

"No; I_am quite proud of_my person," was_the reply ."I suppose I_am the only Crooked Magician in all the world .Some others are accused of being crooked, but I_am the only genuine


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